Now it thickens on my tongue
Now it quickens in my lung
Now I'm stricken, Now I'm stung-
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when rykard declared war on the gods do you think he ever thought about the possibility that he’d meet his father in combat at the end of it all… imagined himself killing him…. can anyone hear me
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THEM
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If you do this to any of the ER girls you are weak of will, body, and soul. If you can't handle the muscle mommies than go play genshin
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Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained
Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.
Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.
Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.
Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.
Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.
Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.
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level 1 fantasy author: what if you could fuck your clone lol?
miyazaki and grrm: your clone ceases to be an exact copy of you a second after it enters existence. the subjective nature of consciousness means that a different experience of reality is created. a unique history inevitably results in a different person with their own memory and desires. you and your clone would immediately be separated by the vast, lonely distances of individual consciousness. and even if you were to merge again, you would not find the comfort of yourself but the horror of being known by another. holding your hammer before the ring of life, the same strike would express contradictory yearnings for rebirth and stagnation
also miyazaki and grrm: just to be clear, in this scenario you're still fucking your clone, you're both getting divorces to do it, you're making clone babies, you're making your clone bark like a dog,
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local royals glad to have an inhumanly large bed
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The young princess and her father
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Sudden change of heart
I imagine the first few months of the marriage was Rennala wondering wtf is going on
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concept
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Happy birthday!
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ᴏ ʀᴀᴅᴀɢᴏɴ, ʟᴇᴀʟ ʜᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴏᴜ'ʀᴛ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴏᴜ'ʀᴛ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ.
ʟᴇᴛ ᴜs ʙᴇ sʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ, ʙᴏᴛʜ. ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴇʟꜰ.
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radagon sketch
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