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[ragsy]

Yeah we sleepy, keep walking

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[ragsy]

Sort of a failed experiment (they came out too big and too dark), but I made some shrinky dink 'canths!

#ragsycon exclusive #ragsymakes #the intent was to glue pin backs onto them and sell them but I'm pretty dubious of the quality

[ragsy]

i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about

#ragsycon exclusive #ragsymakes #picking them up and shaking them like a dog with a squeaky toy #hall of fame

[ragsy]

I wish there were a universal, low-brainpower, nonverbal way to communicate to my friends that says "hey I'm thinking about you but I don't have anything to say, nor do I have the wherewithal for a conversation right now anyway" via text message but I'm so so so upset that the original Facebook messenger Poke feature was the closest to anyone getting the right idea

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[ragsy]

Work commute diaries:

Tuesday: Dead goose on the side of the bridge

Wednesday: Dead goose (lightly scavenged) on the side of the bridge

Thursday: Dead goose (heavily scavenged) on the side of the bridge

Friday: Dead goose (skeletal remains) on the side of the bridge

Saturday: Extremely alive goose standing where the dead goose had been yesterday

Hi, did I meet the goose undertaker today

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[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

#ragsycon exclusive #mark and pip have this dynamic and it gives me so much joy #she gives him so much shit for being awkward and painfully uncool but she will not hesitate to stab someone for being mean to him #he's focusing on something & doesn't hear her come in the room and she slaps him on the shoulder which startles him so badly he alert barks #which he is instantly mortified by the fact that he just literally actually barked and goes 'please don't tell anyone that happened' #to which pip responds by showing him her phone screen where she has just texted literally everyone that this just happened #...... #hall of fame

[ragsy]

There's a little guy in the tub

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[ragsy]

You find me standing over an enormous puddle of black liquid spreading across the floor and when you ask me what happened all I can stammer out is that I got the drawings out of me. But they came out in a single shotgun blast. Upon closer inspection, the puddle is 537 drawings of different characters, all from the shoulders up and facing to the left

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[ragsy]

holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder

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[ragsy]

I handle a lot of books every day, and I have learned that cozy mystery novels (which the grandmas go NUTS over) always have some sort of cute animal or whimsical handicraft on the cover, but since they're mysteries, there's usually still some form of grisly murder involved, which gets you absolute gems like this:

#ragsycon exclusive #i don't know shit about the quality of the novels. I've never read em #i just love pulling a book off my cart with a baby kitty in a teacup on it & i check the title & it says some shit like DEATHSTABBER SUPREME

[ragsy]

Someone gave me a tomato at work yesterday and the visual of it sitting on my desk in the natural lighting was like a Vermeer painting to me

#ragsycon exclusive #also my desk is extremely messy but it's fine. don't worry about it #hall of fame

[ragsy]

a perfect microcosm of who i am as a person:

after months of hemming and hawing, i bought a new phone. new phone causes a ton of really annoying electromagnetic interference with my desktop pc speakers (that have been in the family since at least 1995) and subwoofer (that i bought for $1 at a thrift store). my immediate first thought for a solution was, rather than "maybe i should finally lay my 30 year old computer equipment to rest" was "i wonder how hard it would be to build a faraday cage to put my speakers in"

#ragsycon exclusive #i come from a very long line of thrift store macgyvers #Hall of Fame #i guess

[ragsy]

Ragsy. I can't even name seven vinegars. Please enlighten us. 🥺

My cabinet has in it, at this very moment:

1. White vinegar

2. Apple cider vinegar

3. Red wine vinegar

4. White wine vinegar

5. Balsamic vinegar

6. Rice vinegar

7. Seasoned rice vinegar (this is a separate bottle from the rice vinegar)

Gaze upon my vinegars ye mighty and despair!!!

#emancipationangel #ragsycon exclusive #granted: none of them are particularly NICE #and they're the smallest bottle possible #but we do use all of them except mostly the wine vinegars #vinegarposting #hall of fame

[ragsy]

me designing OCs: "okay this one's a monster because she was born that way and doesn't know any other way to be. and this one's a monster because of circumstances out of his control and a lack of skills with which to cope. and this one's a monster because of her blind dedication to an unjust cause. and this one's a monster because she was complacent to a loved one's suffering. and th

#ragsycon exclusive #i mean they are all also monstrous in the physical sense as well #fishwoman being a fish woman and mark being a dogman and agent hill having a fucked up tentacle arm #emily's totally human though she's fine #...sighs wearily and throws this in my #hall of fame #tag

[ragsy]

how do people go through life without any crumb of curiosity??? How do you use a computer and not need to know everything you can about bits and circuits and diodes? What's a walk around the park if not an invitation to wonder about bugs and grasses and civil engineering??? I've never looked at a human made object and not had to ask "why is it specifically shaped that way?" WHO are you people who never ask "what's that called?" "how is it made?" "what does it do?" "what does it mean?"

The world is full of things to know and what a joy it is to learn them!!!!!!!!!

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[ragsy]

YOU FEEL AT HOME UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THEIR COILS

#ragsycon exclusive #ragsymakes #artists on tumblr #eel #snake #wyrm #creature #three of them! three! #learning to no longer give a shit about drawing the same thing multiple times! i am free! #hall of fame