#ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt

[mirinda03]

More incorrect quotes for the percy jackson au lmao XD

Wilbur, standing with their back turned ready to do a villain speech: I’ve been expecting you, Ranboo

Ranboo: How did you do that without turning around?

Wilbur: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Phil: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Tommy: Okay, but in my defense, Techno bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Phil: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Tommy, after being freed: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Ranboo: Several traffic violations.

Tubbo: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Techno: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Ranboo: Also, that’s not our car.

*Tommy and Wilbur sitting in jail together*

Wilbur: So who should we call?

Tommy: I’d call Techno, but I feel safer in jail

Karl: Sapnap , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Sapnap: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Karl: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Quackity.

Tommy: How petty can you get?

Jack: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Random student: How many kids do you have?

Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Wilbur after book 3: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Tommy: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Wilbur: Death is a social construct.*

Techno: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Techno, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

* *cough* this one sure is gonna age

#dream smp #tommyinnit #quackity #Karl jacobs #bench trio #sbi #sleepy bois inc #sleepblr #wilbur soot #technoblade #Phil #tubbo #Ranboo #Sapnap #pjo au #percy jackson #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt

[mirinda03]

On this part of the ongoing written sbi fic: Techno gains morals, Tommy doesn’t

#tommyinnit #technoblade #sbi #philza #dream smp #dsmp #pjo au #percy jackson #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt

[mirinda03]

(Pjo au) the sbi fic is going well lmao

#this is chapter 10 but I wanted to give y’all a sneak peek #kristin has a whole chapter about her i think it’s chapter 8 #dream smp #tommyinnit #sbi #technoblade #philza #kristin #sleepy bois inc #techno phil and tommy go on a family road trip and then kristin joins them #wilbur is.. well #y’know #this is after the events of book five soooo #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #there’s an extra kid but it’s a surprise i won’t tell you who it is ;)

[mirinda03]

Quackity is having a great time in the pjo au. Yep

#Percy Jackson au #quackity #georgenotfound #dsmp #dream smp #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #pjo au #dreamsmp

[mirinda03]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30190950/chapters/79379839

New chapter of the percy jackson au

Summary:

Techno rolled his eyes as Tommy mimicked stabbing some people. This child was gonna be the death of him.

.. Well.

——

Or, SpiritBlade going through it: a novel: a saga

#dream smp #dsmp #dreamsmp #bedrock bros #tommyinnit #bedrockblr this is for you #bedrockblr #sbi #ranboo #wilbur soot #sleepy bois inc #tubbo #technoblade #<- all of them are in the fic #percy jackson #pjo au #percy jackson au #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt

[mirinda03]

Just realised how similar Ghostbur and Bob (from HoO) are

It probably wouldn't make sense in your au but I thought I'd point it out

. THAT. THATS A VERY GOOD POINT.

Sadly, there will be no ghostbur on this au, as the only one who’s allowed to become a ghost when he died is techno, of course

Wilbur gets the normal treatment. Cringe /j

#dream smp #dsmp #pjo au #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #Wilbur soot #ghosbtur #Technoblade #percy jackson au #dreamsmp

[mirinda03]

Me? Actually posting another chapter of my pjo au?

Yep! Get ready for five times tommy used his abilities and one time it wasn’t enough >:) a pjo story with family, tommy going through it, tommy being a bamf, potential angst and of course allium duo

#dream smp #dsmp #tommyinnit #tommy innit #dreamsmp #dream smp au #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #ah i love this au #this fic has been sitting in my drafts #and i didnt wanna release it since its not fully written #but i thought ‘fuck it’ and i did #anyway this can be a small fic while i write the more amgsty stuff #like.. the wilbur scene >:) muahaha

[mirinda03]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32734717

Amidst the chaos of my presidency candicature, have a fic :)! This time Phil and Tommy centric

#philza #tommyinnit #dream smp #dsmp #dreamsmp #sbi #kinda #this au has a focus on them #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #despite the name this is barely even Ranboo centric LMAO

[mirinda03]

Abt your pjo au that i have been brainrotting ever since yesterday (tyvm for that btw/lh), are Techno and Ranboo going to have the same type of rivalry dynamic thing that Thalia and Percy had at the start (I just wanna scene where Ranboo calls Techno 'Cherry Face' or smth lame as an insult lmao)

Also, how does the whole "A half blood of the eldest gods shall reach sixteen against all odds" bla bla bla thing work with Techno in the picture? I mean he can't be a Hunter of Artemis so did he just age older than 16 in the tree and now he's vibing with Phil or smth? Or is there some "Hunters of Apollo" thing I dont know about.

Hope you have an awesome day :DD - Kookie

Ohh thank you for asking!

Okay Techno and Ranboo’s dynamic is definitely something I will flesh out.. very soon ;) book 3 IS coming up and we all know what happens there, which gives us lots of space to work with. I think for now Ranboo finds Techno horribly intimidating lmao

OKAY SO. THE WAY I REASONED IT.

It’s very complicated and it might not make sense right now because some things haven’t been revealed just yet….

But let’s say if someone where to rehear the prophecy… it wouldn’t exactly be the same ;)

For anyone who doesn’t know here’s the prophecy

A half-blood of the eldest gods

Shall reach sixteen against all odds

And see the world in endless sleep

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap

A single choice shall end his days

Olympus to preserve or raze

Also, easier answer, Techno passed his birthday in the tree so the prophecy skipped him over lmao

Hope you have an awesome day too :)!!

#ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #pjo au #Percy Jackson au #dream smp #ranboo #technoblade

[mirinda03]

when will ranboob the lightning thief come back from the war…

PFTTT THE FUNNY THING IS I HAVE LIKE. 30 chapters already written or smth for the next fics in the series. Like actually i have (in order) a wilbur, tommy and techno backstory fic, The luke and annabeth scene in the fifth book and then a sequel with 3/4 sbi (phil techno and tommy being a family with Kristin as well yes she gets more spotlight) but i felt like there wasn’t much interest in the series so i kinda got unmotivated? But yeah it’s all there

#dream smp #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #dsmp #dsmp au

[mirinda03]

No more Technotree I guess

We're onto overprotective Techno going on a quest to save his stupid brother who decided to take the weight of the sky on his shoulders... what an idiot. Cringeeeee.

Srsly I'm starting to be afraid of the angst heading my way-

NO TECHNO TREEE TRUE.

Oh boy. Can’t wait to write the book 4 scenes >:) (especially cause.. Wilbur’s Luke and Tommy’s annabeth which is gonna go.. just. Great /s)

Oh boy angst. So much angst. I even used lyrics from the pjo song ‘Soldatino’ for future fics so you KNOW it’s gonna get angsty

#thanks for the ask :D! #pjo au #ranboob: ah shit thats a lightning bolt #tommyinnit #Technoblade