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metalhoops · 1 year
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By not letting Steve and Eddie fight side by side we were not only robbed of seeing Steve and Eddie fight back-to-back with a nail bat and shield. But we also missed the opportunity for the Molotov cocktail to fail in the big fight against Vecna, leaving Steve ‘great at shotgunning beer’ Harrington and Eddie ‘chain-smoker’ Munson to make do with what they have and their whits. 
I’m imagining Steve racing to the rescue, grabbing the remains of the bottle, cutting his lip as he takes a long swig of vodka and gestures for Eddie to throw him his lighter. What ensues is a scene of Steve spitting blood and fire to set Vecna ablaze. Leaving Eddie and his years-long obsession with dragons and Steve Harrington to implode on site. 
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chronicbeans · 9 months
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Random headcanon that Wally Darling squeaks like a squeaky toy when you hug him.
You just hug him, then he goes *squeak*. He does his little thing where he goes limp when hugged, then squeaks like a squeaky toy.
Idk I randomly thought of this at 3 AM last night and it hasn't left my head since then.
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steviesbicrisis · 2 years
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Steve Hurts himself easily.
The Party would undoubtedly agree because when there are punches to be thrown, Steve would be in the middle of it, especially when it came to defending his friends.
What they didn't notice was that Steve would also hurt himself in every day life, by bumping against furniture, objects and any other obstacle in his path.
He was used to this since he was a little kid, so he never thought of it as a big deal. He would find new bruises in his arms or thighs and wonder how he got them.
By working together, Robin had kinda picked on this, and she would look out for any sharp object that Steve might bump into. But other than that, no one noticed until summer arrived.
Steve took the habit of wearing shorts any chances he got, and that was driving Eddie crazy. He had tried to not stare at Steve's legs, but in vain. And that's when he notices a giant purple bruise on Steve's mid-thigh.
«What the fuck is that?» he asks, alarmed.
«Oh yeah, I got this the other day. I don't know, I must've bumped into something»
«What did you bump into?? a golf bat?!» he brushes delicately over the bruise, not noticing Steve's blush.
«I don't know man, it's nothing! I have a bunch of those, see?» he gestures at the smaller bruises in his legs and arms «nothing to worry about».
«Are you fucking kidding me?» Eddie jumps off the couch, then disappears in Steve's kitchen. He can still hear him grumbling "it's nothing my ass" "I cannot believe this man" "Zero self care, seriously".
Steve gives him a pointed look and waits until Eddie comes back with bubble wrap and tape - Steve has no idea where he found them.
«what are you doing?»
«I'm baby-proofing this house!»
«There are no babies in this house...»
«That is you, you're the baby.»
Steve is a blushing and stuttering mess as he follows Eddie around the house, trying to convince him that it is not a big deal.
When Robin arrives with take out, Steve is still blushing and half of his belongings are tightly wrapped.
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renegadeknucks · 2 months
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Something something Knuckles didn't start getting sick until he met Eggman. The Master Emerald and Angel Island were a very safe and healthy environment, working specifically so Knuckles would be healthy and thrive in order to take care of the island in return. He'd never been sick, never had any bad germs to really worry about, he always thought he was just incredibly healthy.
And then he met Eggman. And Sonic and his friends. And suddenly Knuckles felt like he was dying from how terrible his immune system actually was when it came to common colds and sicknesses. What should have been a pretty standard illness for most Mobians turned into Knuckles being so weak he could hardly stand, his immune system shot because it hadn't experienced sickness before. All the symptoms exhausted him and he had no idea how to cure himself and the island no longer seemed to be helping.
The island looked as bad as he felt, flowers wilting and trees losing leaves and the Master Emerald didn't glow nearly as bright as it normally did. It got so bad that even before really knowing Sonic on a personal level he invited him to the island just so the island would be taken care of. He never thought about himself.
But Sonic made it his goal to be the first one to continue to be nice to him, to take care of him and make his first time being sick as easy as possible because he really did look miserable. Sonic didn't mention it though, he knew Knuckles already felt bad enough.
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Random headcanon of the day:
Neil and Andrew have a sign over their door that says "Beware the owners... the cats are okay though."
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hannagoldworthy · 7 months
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Controversial SW Headcanon!
The Council was going to appoint Aayla Secura to the seat that ended up going to Anakin Skywalker.
We see throughout the Clone Wars that Yoda often has Aayla shadowing him; I think he was personally training her to eventually take a seat on the Council, and that he sponsored her candidacy in the vetting process.
And you can’t deny that Aayla was far more qualified for the position than Anakin was! She was a Knight at the beginning of the Clone Wars, and a Master by the end, where Anakin had been a Knight for…three years, tops. She had much more experience as the sole general of a much larger detachment of the GAR than the 501st was. And, even though it was never confirmed that she trained a Padawan of her own, she had a knack for taking orphaned or otherwise unattended Padawans under her wing and clarifying their training (Ahsoka in canon, Ekria and even Anakin in Legends). Not to mention, she was quite level-headed under pressure, and had often gone under deep cover during the war, so she understood the importance of infiltration missions that involved faking a spy’s death/fall from grace - Anakin, not so much.
She’d have had my vote for Council, that’s for certain. Pity that Anakin stepped over Aayla using Palpatine’s nepotism; Aayla would have made a fine Councilwoman.
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pettydollie · 3 months
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random matt hc
hes the type of guy who'll wait for u if ur out late at night. he will stay up just to make sure u get home safe and he's always checking his phone to see if u need him (he kept texting u from time to time but he didnt wanna be a bother :c)
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Keith knows magic. Not like fantasy magic, like birthday party magic
He learned it while living in the shack on earth, in his defense, he was bored.
He kinda forgot about it until voltron was helping a planet and a kid was separated from his parents.
They wouldn't stop crying no matter what the team did so Keith did the trick where he "pulls a quarter" from your ear
And then where you're holding your hand in a fist and a foam ball appears in it
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0bananadog0 · 6 months
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Personal headcanon
Just like a small head canon about slayer boy but I honesty feel like he comes of as the type of man with a tooth gap (he got that southern boy feel you know?
Like his 3d model looks makes it look like he has a bit of a tooth gap
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(Credit to Screenshot taken from Doomguy bots The DOOM slayer sigma Face on YouTube (I couldn’t find a better reference but y’all get my point)
Anyway here’s my version of it on full display, enjoy✨
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Karna: *sighs woefully* I drink to forget but I always remember
Duryodhana: Mitra, you're drinking sharbat-
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thedragonqueens · 8 months
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Josie: Is everyone fine?
Lizzie: I don't think anyone has been fine on months, Josie
Hope: At this point I dont even know what "fine" means
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camywamycam · 1 year
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bringing the Marauders to their first muggle party HCs
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Sirius
He's used to parties but not muggle parties. he was never exposed to any muggle activities due to his parents the only related muggle thing he was able to sneak by was music and he nearly got away with it most wizarding world parties are laid back and the most insane it will get is jumping around to muggle music and drinking fire whiskey. the whole reason you brought him was that one night he and the rest of the marauders planned this little party and you were all like "this is a cute little get together" and he was like no this is a super awesome rad insane party wym?? and after you tell him about muggle parties he basically BEGS you to bring him to one when he walks in and sees muggles taking all sorts of drugs and doing stupid shit he just stands there like :0 DO NOT leave him unattended because he WILL try any drugs he sees people doing and WILL green out. he is in his moment fr he sees a Keg stand and he just HAS to try it by the end of the night he's on another planet all over you but in an existential crisis sort of way "what if when we're old and married and you die first? I would never be able to go on but when you think about it we are just tiny little specks in the galaxy almost too small to see....." he's going around bragging about going to a muggle party to everyone the next day.
James
he like Sirius isn't used to muggle customs since he grew up in a pure-blooded family you show him your muggle camera and all the videos on it and the two of you find one with you and your friends at a muggle rave he's all like WHOAHHH :0 he's never seen anything so colorful and aggressive at the same time you bring him to one in the summer and someone offers him acid he 100% takes it being the naive baby he is you lost him so you were freaking out looking for him only to find him with a group of ppl doing the dumbest shit ever and hes like "whoah can I try?? :0" and they're like shooting fireworks at people he CAN NOT be trusted alone when you leave he's carrying 80 glow-sticks that he didn't bring and wearing a neon fedora he tells Sirius and now he's begging you to take him to one the next day he's telling everyone he knows he never thought muggles could be so fun
Remus
you invited him to your friend's party during the summer and he thought it would be like the ones in his common room and boy was he wrong... you get him to try weed and he's never been so relaxed in his life you make a note to bring some for full moons he tries muggle alcohol and he looks like a baby trying a lemon for the first time you quite literally have to beat off both women and men of him with a stick he somehow finds a group of nerds to talk to about muggle books but its 10x more entertaining because their all high out of their minds you trust him enough to leave him for 60 seconds to go to the bathroom and you find him sitting on the kitchen floor eating a cold once was warm baked potato?? also his socks are missing but he still has his shoes on? this just reminds you he's just as irresponsible as the rest of the boys hes just slightly smarter about his stupid actions high Remus is INSANE he's hanging from a chandelier one moment and skinny-dipping into a pool the next you HAVE to bring a camera so you can show him all the crazy out-of-character shit he did he has the worst headache ever in the morning but he had the best sleep ever you ended up going up to your friend's room and crashing there but he wakes up naked in the backyard covered in peanut butter for some reason he's so embarrassed even more so when you show the videos/photos from the party the next day to James and Sirius they start calling peanut butter sandwiches peanut-butter-Mooneys or peanut-butter-lupin sandwiches he is not amused at all
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peaceesells · 3 months
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《Patrick Hockstetter random hcs》
I'm currently in my world history class and I'm really bored so imma write this rq cuz I've got nothing better to do.. (also he looks so good in this gif omg I love him sm 🤭)
warnings: none
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Patrick 100% has crusty ass converse that are falling apart that he wears everyday and refuses to get new shoes (literally same)
he's one of those kids in class who throw pencils into the ceiling
or those weird sticky note things??? (idk what they are but I see them everywhere)
I feel like patrick would be good at drawing idk
like he wouldn't make it a hobby but when he's bored he'd draw little things in his notebooks
he's very picky, he's the kid to order chicken tenders and fries at any restaurant
and he will have a breakdown of his food is touching (me too me too)
he loves going on walks at night, ofc he does some questionable things
but sometimes he just needs to calm down and go on a walk, and at night no one's around, it's quiet, he likes that
he's not really big on music
sure he listenes to it but to him it's just a bunch of sounds and it's really distracting
his room is very decorated with random stuff he finds or steals, some basic things like some of his drawings or street signs he's taken yk
and it's really dark, he never has his lights on and he has sheets over his windows that block the light
and it's always a mess.
always.
unless his mom cleans it
but she dosent do that anymore after finding some interesting things...
I feel like he kinda likes plants???
I mean he can't keep them alive buttt he finds them interesting
I feel like his favorite class (even tho he's failing it) is biology
stoner???
idk
he really cares about his hair
when he was little he had a bowl cut
in middle school he had a very bad buzz
now he won't let anyone touch his hair, ever.
he's a dr.pepper guy and you can't convince me otherwise
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that's all I've got, maybe if I think of more I'll add them but idk
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steviesbicrisis · 2 years
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Steddie with Nurse!steve
I can’t get out of my head the idea of Steve becoming a nurse.
Most likely he doesn’t even see college as an option, so when someone (Robin) suggests becoming a nurse, he laughs it off with “I need college to do that” and “that’s a woman’s job”.
After being kindly smacked for saying that (Robin again), he starts to think about it more seriously.
He does it when he babysits his favorite fifteen year olds, when he helps Lucas out after a minor basketball injury, but especially whenever he’s taking care of Eddie’s battlefield wounds.
He feels a sense of pride and accomplishment every time he changes his bandages, helps him out with simple tasks or relieves him from the pain, but he also grows frustrated when Eddie has symptoms he has not the knowledge to recognize and has to take him to the doctors for check ups.
«Why not a doctor?» He asks Robin one day, completely out of the blue.
«You hate doctors» she replies, after one second of astonishment.
«Do I?»
«Yes??? Don’t you remember how pissed you were when we brought Eddie to the hospital and you kept cursing at them?»
«They were all assholes! None of them cared about him, even if he was half dead! They barely spoke to any of us, and he stayed for like, a month??»
«They were fine, they helped him right?»
«It wouldn’t kill them to be a little kinder…”»
«… like a nurse?»
Steve flips her off and she laughs.
Contrarily to any prediction, he tells Eddie first.
He doesn’t want to give Robin any chance to say “I told you so” before being 100% sure about his choice. He and Eddie got insanely closer since Steve decided to take care of him until he got back in shape, and after that their routine was so entangled that felt more natural to keep it up.
Steve knows they’re weirdly attached to one another, he drives Eddie everywhere, they spend the night at each other’s places, they sleep in the same bed, they talk about the smallest things to their deepest thoughts and fears. Every time his minds wonders about their dynamic, Steve brushes it off as “Platonic with a capital P” like what he has with Robin, but he’s lying to himself.
He doesn’t look at Robin the way he does with Eddie, he doesn’t think about holding hands with her and well, kissing her. But he knows he can’t do any of that, so he buries these thoughts and hides them under the “platonic with a capital P” like he did with Robin months ago.
They will go away, he hopes.
«I’m thinking about becoming a nurse» he says, casually one day. They’re hanging out in Eddie’s trailer, lazily sprawled on the couch.
Eddie sits up, rigid, and looks at him like he has grown a second head.
«Eddie?»
«I fucking hate you» Eddie bursts «do you enjoy making me suffer?»
Steve is absolutely shocked by the reaction «w-what?»
«taking care of me daily like I had a hot personal nurse wasn’t enough?? You want to do the real thing? I bet it’s because of some selfless reasons like “I wanna help others” “think about the kids” and all of that bullshit» he gets up, pacing around the small space as he speaks «it was hard enough to make sure you wouldn’t notice how it made me feel- fuck, you’re going to wear the uniform to? Fucking hell-»
Steve stands up as Eddie is pouring out every single thought he had bottled up, pretty much like Steve Did, probably not realizing fully what he is doing.
Steve steps closer while Eddie is too busy with his stream of consciousness to notice «-just a poor man Stevie, what can I do when you take off my shirt and touch me everywhere? I even dream about it! And I don’t know why I’m telling you this and why are you so close I told you I-» his sentence dies as Steve presses their lips together.
The kiss effectively shuts him up, not that Steve wasn’t enjoying the heated confession, but knowing they feel the same about each other, he doesn’t want to waist one second more.
Bonus:
«are you ready?»
«no I’m not» Eddie groans, sitting on the bed «just come out already»
Steve steps into their bedroom, wearing his nurse uniform for the first time.
«Fuck!» Eddie groans, dramatically throwing himself on the bed. He brings a hand over his heart «help! I’m having a stroke, I need a hot nurse to do CPR on me!»
Steve laughs «there’s so many wrong things with everything you said I don’t know where to begin» but he leans down to kiss him nonetheless.
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inkz123 · 1 year
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An idea hehe, skellie manicures💅💕
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writinandcrying · 1 month
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Do you guys ever think about the fact that the tmnt turtles fav comic would probably be X-men?
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That they would finally feel seen, heard, to have someone understand how others treats them the way they look, the way they simply are
“If someone wrote this, it’s because they know what’s like to be judged, there are good people who will accept us, right?” Mikey thinks out loud hopefully
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But Leo and Raph cannot be so optimistic as their little brother, they can only focus on how once they were the ones that once starved in the sewers back then, that had to deal with screaming fits and profanities if they decided to look for food on top side, how they wished to play at the playground near the layer, to visit central park for once during daylight and feel the sun, to listen ti the birds, to have friends, to truly exist.
How lucky they were for master Splinter, how he didn’t abandon them.
They wish someone once saw them as “little boys, But no one did. No human did.
Leo has to step back into reading those comics, that alone drove him and his brothers away further. It’s already hard enough to see how humans treat “outsiders” within themselves. Racism, xenophobia, homophobia transphobia, ableism. If humans can’t accept their own kind, how and why would they ever accept them?
Donnie doesn’t outright say it, but he shares the same kind of thoughts as his older brother, he doesn’t indulge this passion for a while either, he already has enough crisis to deal with his own, an existential one due to s simple comic isn’t on his agenda
Raph on the other hand, consumes like his life depends on it
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For the first time, someone understands it. For the first time. He can cry it out for the life he wasn’t blessed to have. For the first time, someone revenged his and his brothers kind. The rage some characters felt It fueled something he was scared of, there was days he wanted justice, he wanted for humans to feel what he feels
He’s scared of those feelings, with X-men, he can let go of it for a while
Mikey HATES panels like those tho lmao, he hates embracing this “gloomy side” of being a mutant, of realizing that some mutants are just. Mutants. No one was meant to be chained at their families basement, no one was meant to be abandoned by their parents and left in the cold
Do you know what kind of panels he likes?
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The ones that shows how kind mutants can be
How they can help out, how generous, gentle, and sweet mutants are, the ones that show how they are truly like
He knows some people out there would accept him,accept them. He can feel it. he just have to look real close, and who knows, maybe they will be able to ride at the coolest skateboard park near by! Or try out those gelato stores near the Brooklyn subway, or finally try a croissant, a fresh bagel! or or- Play freesbie with someone’s dog that took a liking in him at the park, brunches at soho, thrift shopping, going to concerts, just… existing at time square, finally having a midnight kiss as the ball drops in New Year’s Eve
No more screams, only smiles when someone meets his eyes
Who knows, right?
Also not to call Mikey out or anything but
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all Xmen are hot send tweet
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