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justafellowlistener · 5 months ago
Inside of you there are two wolves. If you'd like to have more, don't hesitate to contact us!
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thecipherfamily · 3 months ago
Dipper, surprised: Bill! Why did you kiss me!?
Bill, frowning: Because you told me that told me if I wanted to kiss the stars, then I should just do it.
Dipper: Okay, but why did you kiss me?
Bill: ...Because you are my stars?
Dipper, inhaling sharply: Oh my god--
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certainglitterhologram · 6 months ago
conversations in my eighth grade class room with little to no context:
“are rugs just tiny carpets?”
“if pennywise and i sat down and had a talk, maybe he would stop killing little children to boost his self esteem”
“if you dont ship drarry what are you doing?” “shipping scorbus”
“jason is my boyfriend.” “oh! is he new this year?” “no hes a tree you fucking idiot.”
“That’s a nice backpack..very colorful...” “I’m fucking GAY, dianna.”
“i read wattpad.” *rest of the class* “same.”
*me ranting about solangelo and how i just wnat someone to love me like that or ill DIE* my friend: “well, mAYbE, you just need to find your will to live!”
“new year old me, but i’m already perfect so ill just say new year, old me”
“GUYS IM GOING TO GET DRUG TESTED AND IM SCARED” “have you been doing drugs?’ “no” “then why are you nervous?” “what if i did them by accident or something?”
‘you know what tastes really good?” ‘what?” ‘staples.”
‘so when i was younger i used to ask myself why artemis was my favorite god (godess but they said god so meulch). do you know why? its because im a raging lesbian now.”
“lola. lola. lola. lola. LOLA.” “wHAT” “play me at rock paper shoot’  
‘look at this very nice pencil that i onehundred percent bought with my own money’ ‘thats mY FuCKinG pEncil you asshole GIVE IT BACK.’ *pencil box spills* ‘THATS WHERE ALL MY PENCILS HAVE BEEN GOING????”
*singing* ‘my favorite flavor sweets are raspberry amphetamines' teacher: “EXCUSE ME?”
‘sorry, i just choked on my own personality’
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randomprompt · 2 months ago
A climbing through the window: soap is just frozen milk that you used to wash your hands
A: oh trust me this is only just the start of my nonsense we haven't even get to act 2 yet where I tell you that puppies could eat you if they want to.
B: Again, you didn't answer my question WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?
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zodiyack · 8 months ago
Random Tommy Shelby x Reader ft. Charlie (AKA Draft I Forgot About)
Tommy: What's that sound?
Y/n, making sound effects for Charlie: I have no idea
Charlie, mimicking the sounds: Me neither
Tommy: Weird...well I'll be off then, see you two later...oh there it is
. . .
Tommy: What would you like for dinner, Charlie?
Tommy: That's not an answer. Y/n?
Y/n: Food.
Tommy: Fine. What kind of food?
Y/n and Charlie: The food you can eat.
Tommy, shaking his head: You know what? Nevermind.
. . .
Charlie: *doing math*
Tommy: Very good, now-
Y/n: *Walks in, spots the math*
Y/n, standing next to a fire with Tommy and Charlie: It will no longer hurt our boy.
Tommy: What the absolute fuck just happened-
. . .
John, minding his own business: *sneezes*
Charlie: ABORT, ABORT!
John: What the f-
Tommy: Leave them be. They've been doing it all day.
Tommy and Arthur: *sip whiskey casually*
. . .
Tommy: Well, my love, are you ready for bed?
Tommy: *walks out of bathroom with a mischievous grin*
Y/n, lying in bed next to Charlie: Mhm. Come on Tom, we want our cuddles!
Charlie: Yeah Tom! Cuddles!
Tommy: But- Y/n- We were supposed to...
Y/n: Cuddles or else.
Charlie: What mum said.
. . .
Polly: No swearing in front of the kids
John, Arthur and Michael: Charlie knows better than to repeat it. It's fine.
John: Example; fuck.
John: See-
Y/n: Fuck.
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xx-jeff-the-killer-xx · a month ago
Random quotes that remind me of the pastas
Jane: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 
Toby: I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known
Slenderman: If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Jeff: When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic
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stilessderek · 11 months ago
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halliwell sisters appreciation week ♥ day one - favorite sister → piper halliwell
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fidds6 · a year ago
I struggle finding meaning in life when everything is defeating me. I struggle finding any purpose to existence but I’m determined not to exit. Maybe it’s the simple things that I’ve got to focus on. Like the adventures, road trips, breakfast’s with friends. Rather than searching tirelessly to try be someone I am not.
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thecipherfamily · 3 months ago
Bill: *kisses Dipper*
Dipper: *pushes him away* Eugh, Bill! Not now! What was that for!?
Bill: Well, you said I could kiss my ass goodbye to the world if I ever thought of reading your diary.
Dipper: ...Sooo, what are you doing now then?
Bill: I'm kissing goodbye to the world. You are my world!
Dipper: *smiles* Aww, that's so swee-
Dipper: Wait, you rEAD MY D--
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rujuraptor · 2 months ago
"In the end, all we are is the version of ourselves that others choose to remember."
—Roshani Chokshi; Aru Shah and the Song of Death
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wildflower-vol-6 · 6 months ago
i feel like if people saw me the way i see myself in the mirror, i wouldn’t be single 
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