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freshstartfromscratch · a day ago

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So I've been playing Assassin's Creed Revelations and I know that I'm late to the party but what the fuck happened with everyone faces?!

Like, Ezio literally had a nose job between Brotherhood and Revelations!

Give Ezio back his wide, big, eagle nose!

He was hot as he was with his 'imperfect' nose.

Like. Fuck you Ubisoft! People CAN be attractive and HAVE aquiline noses!

Heck! I have an aquiline nose! Seeing a character as charismatic and attractive as Ezio made me feel better about my appearance!

Fuck me! Francisco Randez, a fucking face model of Altaïr, Ezio and Desmond HAS a bit of a prominent bridge!

Desmond looks like he's 40 with 5 kids and a mortgage to pay off. Also his eyebrows and a jaw 🤢!

We don't get to see Altaïr's face much (just like in the AC) but from the peaks I've got he also looks like he's suffering whenever exposed to even a bit of sunlight. I'm not even mentioning yet another nose plastic surgery that was performed here.

They look horrible. Give me back my old Assassin's looks.

Ubi. U can afford it. Pay your iconic at this point face models their fucking money!

#assassin's creed #shitpost #so many assassins #gaming #altaïr ibn la'ahad #altaïr #ezio auditore da firenze #ezio assassins creed #assassin's creed revelations #faces #eagle nose #beauty standards #random shit #rant post #desmond miles #Francisco Randez

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tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone · 17 hours ago

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general-history-reference · a year ago

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#abbi speaks #random shit #memes #i love my mutuals #they deserve happiness and rainbows

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frangvski · a year ago

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fallout fans when some old ass song starts playing

#i dunno if this has been done but still #random shit #fallout #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #fnv #fonv #fallout 2 #fallout 3 #fallout 4 #fallout 76

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spyders-chaos · a month ago

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There will be more

#the first one is my favorite #LMAKAKDJF #also my FRIEND MADE ME ADD SAMMY IN THAT ONE 😭😭😭 IM SO SORRY SAMMYY #art #fnaf #blueycapsules #memes #jeremy fitzgerald #dave miller #william afton #michael afton #sammy emily #phil guy #five nights at freddys #shit post #random shit

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sleeping-satan · a month ago

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The United States has such a shitty education system so I'm sharing something that I just found out that really should be common health knowledge.

Apparently if you've ever had a cold sore, you have HSV-1, which is the herpes simplex virus. The virus stays in your body for your entire life. You can still pass it onto people when you do not have a current cold sore through things like sharing utensils, kissing, and oral sex.

67% of those under the age of 50 in global population have it.

HSV 1 is more commonly associated with cold sores on the mouth, but is also prevalent as a form of genital herpes. HSV 2 is the main herpes virus associated with genital herpes, but can also occur on the mouth (which actually seems to be less likely). HSV 2 is found in around 13% of the global population under the age of 50. If you're 51 WHO doesn't have stats for you because people past the age of 50 never have sex/s.

HSV 2 gives someone an increased risk of getting HIV. From research so far, HSV 1 doesn't seem to do that. Both can be inherently more dangerous to those with weakened immune systems.

Another main difference is that HSV 1 typically doesn't have as many flare ups and periods of viral shedding (being contagious).

There are antiviral meds that decrease the frequency of flare ups and that can make it less likely to pass on to another person, but there's nothing that completely stops it from spreading or acting up.

Its definitely information I would've liked to know earlier. Too bad all health class did was go "SEX BAD" without explaining that a majority of the population has herpes and how it can spread. Ultimately shaming people for not only having sex but taking a bite off someone else's fork.

#random shit #information #important info #hsv1 #hsv2 #herpes #health #health education #sex education #cold sores

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whoaffle · 2 months ago

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AHDUSHHFRUF why, thank you, Tumblr, I do like Taliesin Jaffe!

#random shit #taliesin jaffe #critical role crew

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the-supernatural-atheist · 7 months ago

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I will be like "omg 😍 him" and it'll be about a guy in a picture that looks like it was photocopied, scanned, compressed several hundred times, deepfried, put through remini, and screenshotted from instagram

#shitpost #random shit #classic rock fandom #fandom problems

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rachieebabee · a month ago

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