#random-hallucinations

[avisisisis]

I love it when Jaime interacts with Khaji in literally every TV show they appear in. Jaime must look insane to everybody else

That scene where he says "I'm strangely comfortable with that", then Khaji says something we can't hear (because it's from the others' POV), and he starts yelling "Yes I am. Yes I am! Yes. I. Am!" Idk I just think it's funny

Watching them argue is funny, especially if it's from an outsider's perspective

#literally everyone that meets blue beetle: who is this guy and why is he like actually insane #in the YJ cartoon there's NO way they didn't believe he was hallucinating #either that or the guy just really (really REALLY) liked to think out loud #when he went to his first actual mission (w m'gann) they almost died bc they got jumpscared by this random ass voice talking #“who got through the mindlink!?” “???? that was just me wdym” #“what ” #dc #blue beetle #jaime reyes #khaji da #khaji #yj cartoon #young justice cartoon #avis talks #avis' post

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

“The face outside my window” by Adam Murray

#tmc #tmc monster au #monster six #monster Adam #face horror #unreality #eye contact tw #shmorps art #thought about the fact that in the monster au Adam saw six. everywhere. #like six would just. watch him from a distance #Adam was never sure whether it was a hallucination or not. #also this started as me doodling random shit like the eyes and teeth then I turned it into six-

[saltymongoose]

hello! I was wondering if you got my request! if you didn't, it was basically about yandere Phobos spoiling you, getting you anything you even glance at and doesn't make you lift a finger. Your a god! let him treat you like one!

Hello Anon! :) I received this request while I was writing some other Phobos stuff a while back, but I decided to make a separate set just for this topic. Hope you like these, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! <3

Phobos Spoils the Player ft. (Phobos + The Nexus Core)

(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior, Mentions of violence, Religious Fanaticism (from Phobos, of course))

"All-encompassing" has always been the most suitable term to use for the Director of the Nexus Core's devotion to you. It permeates every fiber of his being, with each order he gives and each action he takes being diligently carried out with you in mind. Every step forward for Nevada, every inkling of true progress contained in all of the Nexus Core's experiments that he fostered, were made in the hope of making you - his God - genuinely proud of what his life's work would become. That's not even to mention the shrine of goods and personal effects he amassed to make his worship of you that much more effective.

The effort he went through just for the chance at getting your clear approval wasn’t something to scoff at, especially since nobody in the Nexus Core could remember a time when Phobos put anyone above himself. An effort that would only intensify once he finally had a chance to show his reverence for you in person.

While you might've insisted that there's no need to make others worship you (despite how you're entirely deserving of it in his view), he'll make it clear to everyone around that you're truly something to behold nonetheless. His gentleness is nearly unmatched, and his sharp glares in response to anyone treating you without what he considers adequate respect is enough proof of this goal of his. If those in the Nexus Core call him Director, and might even refer to him as their rightful God Emperor (if they're trying to be extra nice with the hopes of getting a holiday bonus), then you should naturally be regarded as higher than that.

Until you tell him to stop, he'll make sure that his people bow their heads in respect, and generally stay out of your way. "Speak only when spoken to" was drilled into their heads days before your arrival, and the tightening of their Director's hand on the pommel of his sword is enough of a threat to adhere to that. In his eyes, you probably shouldn't be socializing with the lowly grunts of his organization anyway; you're too high up to do that.

Of course, you contradict this (as it's entirely too stifling and uncomfortable to be treated like you're some priceless gem), and the Nexus workers appreciate it. Your own exasperated, if not slightly amused, commentary on every interaction they have with their Director makes them more comfortable with being around you. Although judging by the rather harsh punishments laid out for their coworkers, it'd be best not to get too close.

However, the Nexus Core's newfound respect for you, due in no small part to how you reign Phobos in, only makes them happier to accommodate you as he asks (demands). It is at his request that you have all your necessary tasks completed by them, from cooking when you're there to even trivial things like making your bed in your suite.

(It's tedious sometimes, but so much better than what they usually have to do, so you'd be surprised by how okay with it they are.)

Really, Phobos will try to make it so you don't exactly have to do anything at all. A person as important as you deserves to have these things attended to, and he's the best person to provide you with this. He's an ever-dutiful follower with incredible, far-reaching power; who else could make it so you never have to lift a finger for anything?

Furthermore, Phobos' tendency to seek out only the finest of things hasn't been stopped by your arrival either, the only difference being that now he gives them directly to you instead of placing them on your shrine. You've never seen so many precious stones and metals in one place, and you honestly didn't know how to react when he prompted you for any jewelry you might want to be made out of it. (Since it seems he apparently just realized that you have nowhere to put them all. Unless you just stay with him from now on, which is also an option he'd highly recommend.)

It definitely took some getting used to on your part, to always have the very best of everything that Nevada could offer just handed to you without complaint. The softest of bedspreads, the highest quality of clothing, and the best food from the most lauded of chefs; no expense would be spared to give you everything your acolyte knew you deserved.

(Phobos doesn't even care if he has to...extract them from their previous places of work to get them right where they should be, just to be useful. It's an honor to serve you anyway, and the chefs should realize that quickly. For their own safety, if nothing else.)

It's also evident whenever you go out, on those occasions where you decide to spend some time exploring Nexus City (with the Director by your side, naturally). It was actually really fun; it’d been too long since you were free to go wherever you wanted. The other grunts in the city were a little perturbed but decided to ignore it. Judging by the cold glares of warning leader of their city seemed to give them when they so much as looked in your general direction, it was best left alone. But they grew to welcome you, as Phobos tended to be very generous whenever you accompanied him.

He’s willing to do anything for you, and this includes spending money. If you even glance at something for a millisecond too long, he’s already approaching the clerk to get it for you, no matter how expensive it is. He'd insisted on giving you things without you asking, so if it's clear to him that you want something, it's only right that he gives it to you. As your most loyal subject, it's only the most logical course of action for him.

The fact that you get so flustered and even try to refuse his gifts only motivates him to go further with it. Although it makes him feel oddly warm that he's the first to really treat you how he knows you deserve to be, it also annoys him that those in your world were such fools to not realize how they should regard you. So he'll just make his care for you so evident and obvious through his gestures that it'll make you realize you don't need anyone else.

You said you didn't want anyone else worshiping you like him, so you'll obviously agree with him on this eventually, right? It makes perfect sense.

("Phobos, I really don't need any of those," you tried to explain, tugging on his sleeve as he took the bags from the nervous grunt at the counter. It had been some cute plushies you eyed for long enough to get his attention, and he took the attention as a sign that you wanted them.

"Your Grace, whether you "need" them is irrelevant," he responded, turning to give you an uncharacteristically warm look. "Nevada's goods are yours; so long as you desire them, I'll do my best to get them for you, no matter what they are or how necessary they might be. Your needs are something that I'll take upon myself; you don't have to worry about that regardless. But as your acolyte, I can't leave you wanting for anything either. Please understand this."

You held his gaze for a moment before looking away, scratching the back of your neck with a silent nod. 'He's so stubborn,' you mused to yourself as you felt heat creeping across your cheeks. It's charming, in an odd way. Though you couldn't stop from feeling guilty over how much he spent on you, you guessed you could put up with it if it made him so happy - something that was obvious from how he purrs when you accept it.)

The way that Phobos spoils you is a way for him to show you just how much he cares for you and your happiness, so of course he’d be happy to drain the Nexus’ budget for anything your heart desires. (Or that he believes you desire, anyway.)

He loves you in a way he's never loved anyone else before, and he'll surpass everyone else in his effort to try and prove it to you. Besides, what fool would anyone deny a God what they're entitled to, regardless of their status in your following? You deserve to relax, so just let him, your eternally loyal God Emperor, take care of your every want and need, okay?

#tw: yandere #you *looking at plushies in a random store window*: “Huh I didn't know dogs looked like that in Nevada.” #Phobos: 💳 💥 💳 💥 💳 💥 #The grunts seeing Phobos spoil you: “...Am I hallucinating?” #yandere phobos #phobos x reader #phobos #player!reader #self aware m:pn au #samau #yandere madness combat #yandere madcom #madness combat x reader #madcom x reader #my writing

[ziracona]

Still can’t get over that time Bull called Cole a demon and Cole immediately said ‘Yeah and you’re a latent mage who’s lying about it’ in the middle of the party; never seen a man shut up so fast in my life. Just:

I’ve never seen Cole hit back before once before, but he hit back @ Bull so hard it knocked Solas and my wigs off just watching.

#dragon age inquisition #I test my jokes on Taith and if they pass peer review I post them thx Taith #DAI #the iron Bull #Cole dragon age #Solas in the BG like holy /shit/ am I glad I’m nice to Cole. he can throw out an expose like I’ve never seen when he wants to #I’ve seen several people ask which party banter this is. it happened in emerald graves w Solas Cole & Bull but I think it was random banter #in fairness Cole’s firsthand account /could/ be interpreted as Bull secretly being a latent mage hiding it /or/ being afraid that was true & #hallucinating stuff that made him worry I guess? but it definitely /read/ like the former and it was a fucking hilarious exchange #it absolutely did happen though & may you be blessed w it as well

[boygirlctommy]

mans hallucinating!

reminder that my commissions are open 👉👈

#my post #my art #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #tommyinnit #ctommy #fanart #hi ues its me. i was not kidding about dedicating an entire page to a random 1/2 second moment #💪💪💪 ctommy hallucinations #oh man. i wonder if he ever thought he hallucinated wilbur after the final disc confrontation… #ANYWAYS. #mars.dsmp #mars.mcyt

[bellowbear]

Pov u sleep with Belphie

#random #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #random post #anime art #artwork #just random things #obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #just art #obey me brothers #om! belphie #om! belphegor #hallucinations #send help #i cant draw backgrounds

[mintnanilla-extract]

hey everyone I’m back to say that I regret ever getting so emotionally invested in our flag means death because I don’t think I will ever feel true happiness again!!

#it didn’t happen right #tell me that was just a hallucination and that everyone lived happily ever after and it’s all okay #buttons landed on just a random pile of sticks that’s all!!! #I’m in denial #fuck #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #Izzy hands

[august-anon]

all i want is for someone to find a tickle spot that makes me shriek “not there not there!” but not really mean it, is that so much to ask???

and then have that spot exploited to hell and back

#ofmd server if you see this no you did not you are hallucinating #especially if your name is finn don’t even look at this post you never saw it #reblog it all you want but do not Perceive me hdijdkdk #my tickle thoughts #i am scheduling this for a random time on a random day and hoping i do not get perceived by the ofmd tfb crew djfhjdfh

[andromedism]

enough time has passed that i feel like i can finally say it without nervous barfing but last month i was at brunch (yes, i, tumblr user soupgay), and met the people’s princess, glenn howerton.

#it was completely random #and i can assure you as it was happening the only thing i kept thinking was ‘there is no way this is happening’ #there’s something poetic about it i think #about falling in love with someone’s art #and then crossing paths with them unexpectedly #i truly cannot believe it even now #like there’s no way #but yeah it happened #it happened or an entire group of brunchers mass hallucinated glenn howerton #sunnyblr #iasip

[hollypies]

Work was super stressful today an it has given me temporary art block agh.

Also this is my sky oc named Clowncat! Based on one of my old fav outfits hehe!

#art #help how do i anatomy #holly plays sky #sky cotl oc #sky children of the light #sky cotl art #sky cotl #sky children of the light art #sky: cotl #sky: children of the light #sky cotl fanart #UHHH #fellas i am having auditory hallucinations. huh. #random ass singing. huh. get. get outta here. #like its not supwr loud but it is very annoying . agh #anyway work was shit i hate it there lol. #ok i dont hate it but everyone is mean :(

[antisocialgaycat]

today i saw a guy maybe in his 20s with those shoes which have wheels on the heels and as he rolled by he took a massive drink out of the bottle of olive oil he was holding and then i think something happened to one of his shoes like the wheel got jammed or something idk and he just pulled out a skateboard that was folded in half, unfolded it and jutlst kept rolling and im still in shock like wtf did i witness

#just a load of garbage #i dont think it was a hallucination im pretty sure it was real #it was just so random lmao

[glitchyk]

So… brain is bored, and I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, so I figured I’d ask right now, what everyone else thinks.

I have a sort of tadc ‘corrupted’ AU that I won’t get much into, I just call it Digital hallucinations

But I keep forgetting, so I’m pretty much just doing this because I feel like it, so, poll 💃

By this I mean… I’m planning on doing these eventually, just the order in which I do them… just for the fun of it, I’m throwing the malware AU in here. Why tf not. Nothing is gonna go wrong (everything will go wrong lol)

Also it would be written since as you can clearly see above, I suck at art 💃 my lazy ass doodles is all I use

Corruption AU is by @rabid-mercenary15

Small explanation of AU: Caine is corrupted, some others are ‘abstract’ or fighting off fully becoming abstract, Pomni and Zooble are fighting for their lives

Virus au is by @art-beyond-the-stars

Small explanation of AU: Caine is out of control, abstractions have to be contained and everyone is trying to make a system to survive, they all have roles in survival

Malware AU is by @therealcallmekd

Small explanation of AU: everything here is the corrupted and insane embodiment of a form of game, like a jail, Caine is the warden, and Pomni is a false prisoner

I tried to explain— I go write dumb shit now

#tadc malware AU #tadc aus #tadc au #the amazing digital circus #polls #gk polls #glitchyk polls #tadc virus au #tadc corruption au #tadc digital hallucinations AU #digital hallucinations AU #digital hallucinations tadc au #glitchyk randomness #others AU’s #potential crossovers

[prismaticpichu]

The real questions we ask when it’s 15 minutes to midnight

#ffvii #ff7 #randomness #ever crisis #jenova #nibelheim #sephiroth #still bouncing up and down over the detail people are pointing out in ec EEEE SEPH IS HALLUCINATING LUCY!!!!! #thought process: #if seph slept for six minutes he would realize something was very wrong with having blue skin #followed by a ‘how would YOU look if you were trapped in a test tube for 20 years’ #followed by ‘AFTER being in a rock or ice or whatever for thousands of years’ #then me thinking that jenova looks p young for an ancient corpse thingamajig #tada!

[punch-love]

the way I am reading about the language of flowers from an old 1800s text for spirit box

#spirit box #punch.txt #got super sick this week so the next chapter will not be out today #but some random day next week #sorry. I was hallucinating and didn't even know what realm I was in. did not have the ability to write haha

[vixenicks]

officially have reached the uncontrollable jitters level of sleep deprivation. what's next? well the funko pops

#context i hallucinate sometimes most commonly random funko pops #which is funny is retrospect #you cant advertise to me i know your tricks big funko #most recently i saw a dancing democrat donkey on my dresser #skyler posting

[sciartherp]

ITS FUCKING MIDNIGHT AND I JUST HAD AN AUDITORY HALLUCINATION OF A FUCKING MINECRAFT VILLAGER GOING “HHHRR” RIGHT IN MY EAR IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH RN HELP

Actual footage of me rn

#random rambles #Minecraft #villager #minecraft villager #hallucinations #auditory hallucinations