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ivorryskies · 8 months
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➼Summary: A ranpo x reader where he falls for you deeper & deeper and you're oblivious to it
➼Pairings: ranpo x reader
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Ranpo was assigned a mission with Atsushi on investigating a crime, which was successful because of ranpo. Ranpo skipped into the agency and went straight to you "[name]-chan! I solved another crime today in under 5 minutes~"
You turned to him with a smile and went back to your work "good to hear ranpo-san!" He was used to this by now, he had liked you for a while and was obviously trying to get you to know, but you were oblivious to it. Ranpo sighed and went back to his seat spinning in it thinking of new ways to give you hints while eating candies.
Day by day ranpo talked to you, wanted you to tag along with him on missions and took every opportunity with you, but it all fell down as you would just compliment him in a friendly way, which crushed his ego.
"[Name]-chan~" he whined "yes ranpo-san?" You raised an eyebrow at his whining "finish your work so we can leave already" he huffed slopping into his chair "why don't you leave I just need 5 more minutes I'll be alright" you started writing faster as to not keep him waiting. "Just hurry up I'll leave only when your done" he continued to eat whatever he was eating facing your direction.
How could you still not tell? Had he not been obvious enough? The things he's done were enough to let everyone know he liked you. Everyone but you. One day in the agency he came up to you and offered you his snacks. Everyone perked up at hearing him offering you snacks. He never offered anyone snacks, everyone started as you shot him a gleeful smile and thanked for the snack. You munched on it as ranpo had sit beside you munching on his own. Everyone was convinced that you knew and you were just messing with him. But no you truly didn't know
Yosano once spoke up and asked you "don't you think ranpo has been too sweet to you?" You tilted your head in curiousity as you said "he's always sweet?". She sighed "No but he's offered you his snacks too he's rarely offers them to anyone". "He's just really close to me he's an amazing person and a great detective" you smiled again. Yosano mentally face palmed herself at this.
Yosano had have enough of this obliviousness of yours and finally spoke up " [name]! Can't you see he likes you and obviously puts effort for you so you can accept his advances?!" You were slightly taken aback at her words. Ranpo? Liked you? And you couldn't tell?! You were shocked. Finally his words and advances made sense to you. He offers you his snacks because he likes you. He refused to leave the agency when you were there to spend more time with you. He wanted you to be with him on missions because he liked your company. You were so oblivious to it, but now you had to do something about it.
The next day Ranpo arrived at the office, his desk had a box on it. He picked it up and opened it to find lots of snacks and a small note that read 'sorry for not realizing earlier, let's go out sometime'. It had no name, but obviously a detective like ranpo definitely had no problem figuring it out who it was from.
As he looked in your direction with a shocked expression only to be met with your red face. He slowly smiled and muttered a small 'thank you'
"thank you for not being oblivious anymore"
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plsdonttakemyname · 1 year
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Child's name: "mommy, how are babies made?"
Y/n : "I-uhm....go ask daddy, mommy is busy at the moment <3'
Child's name: "Okay!"
— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —
Child's name: "Daddy, how are babies made?"
Ranpo: "Silly child..Babies are made when you love each other too much and have sex!"
Child's name: "Ohh Okay!"
— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —
Child's name: "Mommy?"
Y/n: "Yes Darling?"
Child's name: "What's sex?"
Y/n: "............."
Y/n: "RANPO—"
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foranpo · 1 year
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ੈ˚★ a place to exist.
synopsis: ranpo could not exist. consumed by the melancholy of wasted moments and shattered dreams, he could not be. he could only watch and wait for a return that would never come.
fandom: bungou stray dogs.
character: ranpo.
reader: gn!
genre: drabble.
content: angst w/o plot, text up to reader's interpretation.
word count: 1k.
ੈ♡˳────── enjoy the reading <3 ──────
Tiredness.
Nothing but pure tiredness.
An overwhelming sea dragged with it a tremendous weight of pure darkness. Emptiness. Nothingness. ———.
Ranpo was staring at the wall.
Sunbeams painted rainbows on the white wall that had captured Ranpo's attention. Indescribable shapes danced freely on the flat surface, mesmerizing Ranpo with the ease with which one is immersed in their thoughts.
Silence.
Nothing but pure silence.
A hypnotic agony built inside Ranpo, like an addiction too pleasurable to let go, consuming his soul, poisoning his heart.
What happened?
It all went too fast for Ranpo. The first date, the promises, the laughs, the departure, the after, the ———.
Emptiness, silence, nothingness.
Ranpo did not move. Maybe because of the spell cast by the sun, maybe because of the fear that, if he moved, he would let all the pieces of his heart fall to the floor and be consumed by the emptiness, the silence, the nothingness of that room.
What could he do? Now that all was lost, now that all had succumbed to the cruelty of time and fate, what could Ranpo do?
Just look.
Just remain still.
Just hoping that his immobility was enough to keep your image intact in his mind, in his heart, in his soul.
Perhaps, according to his calculations and logic, if he remained undisturbed, unnoticed by time and invisible to fate, perhaps then, in his exact science, all time would stop and, as such, your image would remain unharmed.
Unharmed in the midst of the silence. Unharmed in the midst of the nothingness. Unharmed in the midst of ———. But always, eternally, unharmed.
You and only you.
It was only you he had to protect, and it was you he lost. In the emptiness. In the nothingness. In the ———.
The sunbeams remained intense, focusing all of its warmth, all of its security, all of its joy on that damn wall that had enchanted Ranpo. It was insulting. So much light, so much shine, so many dreams passing right through Ranpo without even letting him absorb a particle of his pure, beautiful, hopeful nature.
It was like he didn't deserve that light.
It was as if he was destined for emptiness, for silence, for nothingness, for ———.
It was as if Ranpo's existence had been lost in the weaving of his destiny. Forgotten by eternity, tortured by immortality. Without an existence. Without a place. Without anything.
A loss. A pain. A longing. An agony that transcended his body, that corrupted his heart, that destroyed his soul. A grief that came from the void, consuming his being, ruining his entity, depriving him of his existence.
A place to live. A place to be. A place to exist.
Something other than emptiness, silence, nothingness.
As he looked at the sun-painted rainbows, the need for a home washed over Ranpo, making him breathe deeply, heavily, wistfully.
A house.
Nothing more than a simple house.
A place where Ranpo could exist, a place that Ranpo could fill, a place that wasn't a vast expanse of nothingness and that showed Ranpo, assured and reminded him, that he still existed.
In a place. In a house. In a home.
Ranpo's existence became illusory. Captive of all that was and all that existed. Hostage to the emptiness, to the nothingness, to the ———. Only melancholy filled Ranpo's being, his heart overflowing with the weight of memory and the pain of nostalgia.
Between spaces and times, between winds and sunbeams, between memories and dreams, your memory lived. You had a residence in Ranpo. Always. Continuously. For how many eternities he lived for.
You lived in Ranpo's memory. You had a space. You had a home. You had winds and sunshine. You were a ghost of memories and promises you once shared with Ranpo.
But still, you were something. You continued to exist. In the emptiness that dwelt inside Ranpo, yes –but still, you were, you existed.
And Ranpo had nothing.
Just emptiness. Just silence. Just ———. A vastness of nothingness. A sea of non-existence. A horizon of absence.
Absence of a home, of comfort, of reality. A reality that would not fragment him into the incurable particles of universes of pure ———. A truth that wasn't treacherous, that didn't lead him through the same emptiness where he lost you.
A sigh. A lamentation. A plea.
Wasn't it enough that he lost you? Why should he run the swamps of darkness and lose himself within his great and vast emptiness? Could he not have peace? Why did he have to be constantly shrouded in the silence of his soul?
Why couldn't Ranpo rest?
The darkness of the nights always spread through his room, cleaning all traces of your touch and essence and depositing all the waste you left in Ranpo's sheets in his soul.
A dirty soul. A corrupt soul. A non-existent soul.
There was no consolation for Ranpo.
There was no home to welcome Ranpo.
There was no light to fill all the emptiness that consumed Ranpo.
All was lost. Carried by the stars and ruptured by the universe. No hopes or dreams to make it through. An apocalypse of emptiness. A destruction of nothingness. A revolution of ———. A calamity caused by your departure.
The departure of a home. The departure of an existence. The departure of…
All taken by you… Everything destroyed by you. Everything extinguished by you!
Thief of homes! Destroyer of existences! Carrier of emptiness!
You and only you.
It was only you he had loved, and it was you who abandoned him. In the emptiness. In the nothingness. In the ———.
What fate now awaited Ranpo when all had been lost? What could he expect from his existence when he saw it being consumed? By the emptiness. By the silence. By you.
What could he do? Now that everything was destroyed, now that everything had been stolen by your vile memories and dark promises, what could Ranpo do?
Just look.
Just remain still.
Just wishing he could find a new place to exist.
ੈ♡˳───── feedback is appreciated <3 ─────
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allisonlol · 2 years
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hello! I would like to request a bsd match up, congrats on hitting 2k followers btw! starting off w my personality,,,im pretty introverted around ppl i don’t know very well, and can come off as annoyed(got an angry resting face😭😭), but i always make sure to be as polite as i can. but when i become friends w someone, im usually pretty loud around them, as well as teasing. another thing ab me is that im pretty honest w other ppl, as well as observant. im an istp. im 5’4 and have brown medium length hair. as for aesthetics, idk if i rlly have one, i just wear baggy clothes 24/7😭 also, i rlly enjoy listening to lana, duster, and crystal castles😍😍 i rlly enjoy figure skating, as ive been doing it for years now. but that’s like my only hobby😭 also, im bi w a preference for guys. id like it to be a romantic match up, and idrc if it’s nsfw or not. have a great day!
꧁♥ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇss… ♥꧂
i match you with...ranpo edogawa!
ok ok he was literally. the first person that came to mind while reading this. also, lana & crystal castles?? nonny u have great taste. i shall explain my reasoning more below ofc~
Relationship
so, i feel that you and ranpo just have the perfect personalities to mesh together
while you're initially shy with him, he's a bit more outgoing and does take this as an opportunity to tease you about being more quiet-
think about how he is towards poe, kind of lol
HOWEVER, bro was shocked once you came out of your shell more and started teasing him back?? he literally went "0-0"
^that's when you guys start to get along better, and spending lots of time at the agency blowing off work
since you are slightly more responsible than ranpo, you do force him to y'know...actually do his job
ranpo enjoys bringing you with him to crime scenes or to study cases because he values your input, and you are very methodical with your thinking
^he values people who are observant and have logical thinking; he could not be with someone that's oblivious lol hshdgshs
ranpo will solve a whole case in seconds but still ask to hear your theories because he wants to see how close you were to getting it right
i feel that your aesthetics match as well. baggy clothes, plus darker hair and similar heights: it's very coherent. basically, y'all look good together
BRING HIM SKATING WITH YOU omg, he'll suck at first and will wanna give up but once you teach him, he gets the hang of it quickly
^altho he also just likes to watch you do ur thing too :)
ranpo will introduce you to his hobbies as well (so basically, just eating snacks and playing video games)
LMAO at the end of the day the two of you are just adorable and i'm jealous u get to date him <33
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hiddenlife-manager · 2 years
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Could I pretty please have some Headcanons for Dazai, Kunikida, and Ranpo if they dated a ballerina and/or ballet teacher? Thank you (kunikida is my absolute favorite so if I could have a little extra for him that would be amazing) 🥰🥰
Ballet Teacher
Ranpo x reader, Dazai x reader, Kunikida x reader
(Please support me!!)
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Kunikida
"Pull up Lindsy!" I whispered standing behind her to remind her what her mistake is without making it so clear to all her classmates. She hums and fixes her stance. I pushed my hair to the side and stared at all the girls practicing. Raising my head up I could see how the clock would tick with every second that went by.
Till after two minutes my alarm went off. I clapped my hands and all the girls placed both feet flatly onto the floor.
"Go clean up and change. Class is over." I cleared my voice and headed off to the stereo.
"Proffesor!" I turned around to see two students who lingered.
"You two will be late to class after all sports time is over. Head off to class." I muttered holding onto my jacket that hung at the door.
"Some guy outside your class gave us something to give to you." One told me I turned in shock.
"Girls! You shouldn't accept anything from a stranger. Give it to me." I said walking over to them worried. "Are you safe? Did that stranger do anything to you?"
"No, he told us that he won't do anything and he isn't a stranger he said he knew you and told us his name. Kunikida." They announced and I sighed in relief.
"He isn't a stranger but no accepting anything from people you know even if I know them. It isn't safe. Promise me, girls." I bent over holding their hands and they nod. The girls gave me a box it was a bento with a note on it. I lift it up and opened it.
"Dear Y/n. Next time when you wake up early to make me a bento remember to take your very own bento with you. Forgetting it will just have the idiot eat what you made." I opened the bento to see an empty bento with another note. I open it to read what it has. "Apologises but the idiot himself did end up eating your food. So because you finished work today how about we head off and eat at a restaurant instead. Ps. Look out the window." I turned to see one man there a blonde with glasses.
A man who could never tell himself that he cared for me in person. The one who calls me an idiot or gets flustered when I show affection to him in the slightest. Yet he will always come to support me during my shows when I danced. He had the agency to help my students set up their show. He cared truly if it wasn't for his way of showing it many would think otherwise.
Kunikida would a hundred percent show up to your shows when you used to perform
He would also just help around during your student's shows
Plus he is known for always walking you home being there every time your shift is over to pick you up and walk you home
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Dazai
I held my breath as I finished my last move of the concert. The entire crowd started to cheer out for us as I stood there under the hot lights. My hair is still perfect as if I just started. I was sweaty and all I could think about was getting out of my shoes and being barefoot around my very own apartment.
But there was only one voice that yelled louder than the very crowd. One voice cheering for my name as they called out for me. That voice was a shock to me. I turn my head to see the person who belonged to that voice.
"WHOOOOOO!" He stood at the front of the crowd where his face was clear as the day his bandages up in the air and his hands clapped for me. I couldn't help but smile. His face was rare to see ever. Yet he made it, to see me.
Everyone walked by me and they grabbed me to walk closer to the end of the stage. We all took a bow as flowers were thrown toward us and I raised my head to see Dazai holding a bunch of flowers in a bouquet. He threw it towards me as I grabbed it and kissed my hand blowing a kiss his way.
Dazai doesn't always go to your concerts he is pretty busy but when he does he'll make everyone know you are the best
He is loud always yelling your name while clapping
He will always be in the front to see him
He always has gifts for you some are well stolen from people sometimes he pays but he is always gonna come with something to give you
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Ranpo
I took a deep breath trying to fix my makeup before I get back on after the break. I felt so stressed out as I sweat so much already from the first part. The second part was ten times more extreme than the first part. I felt like I was gonna vomit especially because I was gonna be the main focus for half of it.
"You know stressing about it will make it worse." I turn quickly to see the one man who made my day better just by being here. I smiled and ran to him my arms wrapped around him and held him tightly.
"You're here!" I cried out as I felt weak and fell to my knees my arms still wrapped around him.
"I couldn't find the train to get here so I am a bit late. I had to run in the rain to find this place." He admits.
"It doesn't matter at least you are here. Here, with me." He sat down on the floor to be on my level and stared at me in the eyes. He then pulled a chocolate bar out and stuffed it in my mouth. My eyes widen.
"I know you aren't supposed to eat something before the show but trust me one bar of chocolate will make you feel better I promise." I chewed on the bar and my muscles relaxed.
"Ranpo, food is always the answer for you, and today I must agree on it." I giggled.
Ranpo always shows up to your show he is just late every single time
He is there to calm your nerves the most to the point that the one in charge has him with backstage passes to talk you down
He has gone to the point of traveling the world to see you
He has snacks all the time even if you don't eat during shows or before
He will always be your number one show going to auditions with you all the time
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sanoluvs · 2 years
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.˚✩ - WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD !
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CHARACTERS ! : ranpo, dazai, akutagawa
CONTENT ! : period, fluff
A/N ! : i wrote this a bunch of times cus it didnt save..it was quite a hassle to keep recreating this, especially with my low motivation and writers block. thank you, and enjoy!
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RANPO is ironically confused with your unusual attitude. He isn't an expert in girly problems, especially periods. So of course he's beyond dumbfounded once you start snapping at him more. You'd only ever get annoyed with his childish demeanor when you're hard at work, not whatever this is. At first, he simply brushes it off as something wrong on his side. Maybe you're angry because of the mess he made this morning? Or maybe you were simply in a bad mood today, and if that's the case, then he knew what he had to do. And although it felt very wrong to share his snacks, he didn't mind sharing them with you, especially when you're having a bad day. "Y/n saan!! look at what I brought!!" he gleamed, hopping up and down while shoving a handful of chips into his mouth, quickly making sure to hand you some, "here you g-" but as he was about to finish, your hand suddenly came flying at his face, forcefully knocking him over, while your other hand furtively took the chip bag out of his grip. "Mine!!" you exclaimed in victory, shuffling yourself out the door while smirking maliciously. "Oww, now what was that for?" he yelled, rubbing his head while forcing a pout on his face. He soon figured out what was happening, once he'd finally decided to ask Yosano about this, only earning a loud chuckle from her as she explained to him.
DAZAI had already figured out what was happening as soon as he laid his eyes on you holding your stomach, dragging your feet through the ground in an attempt to move, while an ugly grimace tainted your scrunched-up face. Believe it or not, Dazai had become quite interested in the female body and how it functions. After all, how was he supposed to take care of you when he doesn't even understand periods? "Alright Belladonna, on a scale 1-10 how bad is it?" He questions, a worried sigh escaping his lips. His bandaged arms wrap themselves around your trembling form, his hand slowly caressing your cheek, seeking to ease your pain. ......Pfft, did you really think he didn't plan to have this moment with you? ..No you didn't. "Tadaa!!" He unwrapped your blindfold, revealing the large chocolate bar in his hand, and watching your eyes light up just from the sight of it. Calling him provocative is a large understatement. Expect above and beyond from him, of course, but don't you think for one second that your vulnerable feelings won't be played with. "Ooo~ you like it? Ya, ya I picked it out from the shelf just for you." A cocky grin appeared on his face, staring at your elated expression, as hishe dangled the chocolate in front of your face, mocking your vulnerable expression. Only turning away to continue his babbling. "Now, now. No need to thank me, I only did what I needed t-" but soon his big-mouthed babbling end once your hand hurriedly ripped the wrapper open, quickly shoving it in your mouth. "H-hey! Easy there- What are you, an animal?!" He yelled in utter horror, only to have his screams turn into realization. "..That was the last bar..wasn't it."
AKUTAGAWA is beyond broken. He already feels so terrible about himself that this just sends him off the edge. Being a perfectionist, he always tries his hardest to impress you, to make you notice him. And you do, you always give him the attention he craves, no words needed, just his usual puppy-dog stare toward you immediately melts the mood. So imagine his surprise when you suddenly started snapping at him, scrunching your pretty face up, yelling in his face, not even sparing him a breath. He blinked, a small gasp escaping his lips before his expression suddenly emptied. Blank. His mind completely blanked, only a single thought running in his emotionless mind. "What....went wrong?.." he asked himself, not even noticing your hands soon shake in the air from pure remorse and worry, obviously regretting your earlier meltdown. "H-hey!! N-no, Aku please don't be sad- I- I promise I didn't mean it, it just came out-" you babbled, continuously face slapping yourself. You hurriedly laced your hand with his, leaning your face into his while repeated apologies spill from your mouth, such cheeky words you thought you'd never use rolled off your tongue, with the only hopes of making him feel better.
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a/n: god damn. this isn't the first drabble i've done on here but..im lowkey kinda fond of this ?? probably gonna hate it later though. *dies*
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aldakat31415 · 2 years
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Idk if requests are open, and sorry if they aren't! 29 from the request page + Ranpo pls?
Np. Requests will always be open as long as I'm not overworked. Sounds good!
Request number #29
Ranpo x reader
Warnings: none
Genre: fluff, birthday
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You had been gone for maybe an hour when you received a text on your phone. This clingy man, always ignoring you in favor of his snacks but when you leave for a small errand he's blowing up your phone..
Ranpo: You coming home soon.. lonely ☹😢
You sighed, scratching at the side of your head trying to decide what to do with your man child. How you still were in a relationship even to this point? You had no idea, but it may have had to do with how he made your heart squeeze when you saw him. How he would leave roses on your pillows every few nights after he left. How he always seemed to know when something was bothering you and knew exactly how to cheer you up. He was a clingy, annoying, pest. But he was your clingy, annoying, pest. You wouldn't have traded him for anything in the world.
But right now you were starting to doubt that a little. All these party supplies in your basket, so many things that you just didn't need.. if he was gonna be a little bitch did he really deserve to have all of this? You thought for a moment before your conscious gave in, even if he was a little bitch it was still his birthday and you should treat him such.. even if you wanted to strangle him at times.
Y/n: Yeah I should be home soon babe. 😀 Just need to run one last errand.
No response.. he must have gotten bored waiting for you and gone off to find more snacks. Luckily for you that would mean you could do your last task without his barrage of texts invading your ability to do anything. Sure you could just mute him.. but you couldn't bring yourself to be that cruel.
You walked into the next isle, searching high and low for something you were pretty sure would be impossible to find. This man had some pretty refined tastes, if you counted snacks as refined. Apparently the store that sold this snack barely made any anymore do to lack of popularity, but for some reason Ranpo loved them more than anything. Who were you to deny him of his one true love other than yourself.. it was his birthday, and if the store recalled the candy like they seemed to be trying to do. Well your boyfriend would never have another chance to try it.. not exactly your problem, but you wanted to do something special for him. You always wanted to make him happy.
Blue, pink, yellow.. all sorts of different candies lined the snack isle. All with fancy brand names, or English names because they were popular foreigner snacks. Finally you found what you almost couldn't believe your eyes on, the very snack that was basically impossible to find. Quickly you snatched it up and put it in your basket.
As soon as you got home Ranpo was waiting patiently for you on the couch. Starting up at you like a puppy that had been away from it's owner all day. He was adorable like this, but the second you stepped on closer his smile turned to a frown.
"All alone on my birthday! Why did you have to leave me!" He whined, standing up and wrapping his arms around you. His head found itself a den in the crook of your neck, nuzzling into your hair. "I missed you.."
You couldn't help, but laugh. Partly because he was tickling you with his nose, but also because his behavior was exceptionally juvenile. Even for him. "I was gone for only and hour, and all the stuff I got was for your birthday silly. Here." You took the candy out of the wrapper, making him shut his eyes so he couldn't see what you were putting into his mouth. As soon as you stepped back his eyes lit up and his mouth sprang into a mischevious, but delighted grin.
"You got one for me! I thought they were all gone!" He yelled, tackling you and crashing onto the floor so he could wrap his arms around you. Not realizing that he had made both of you teeter over until the loud thump on the floor was heard.
"Well it is.. but I've been searching the web for weeks to find the one place that stocked them.. so yeah.. I managed to find one." You said, acting a bit nonchalant before returning his fiery grin to him.
"Best. Birthday. Ever!" He yelled, snuggling into your neck again.
"You haven't even had the rest of the food or opened your gifts.. babe are you sure?" You asked, skeptical that just one candy could satiate his hunger for food.
"Yep. You're my gift anyway." He said, grinning even wider and brighter now.
"You really want me to try and find you rare candies for every birthday now, don't you." You replied, still not believing him.
He looked away, slightly guilty. "Ok fine.. You got me.. but.. in all seriousness.. you really are the best thing that ever happened to me."
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chaoticloveyshroom · 2 years
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pov: you’re ranpos favourite (some platonic hcs lol)
- He shares his snacks with you!!! - But, even if he shares, you have to go get more when you both run out - I mean, boi doesn’t even know the way back to the agency. It is your job to buy snacks or at least accompany him so he does not walk into the middle of the road and get hit by a car  - How is he so smart but so dumb???  - I do not comprehend - Someone please help this man - Makes sure you don’t have to do much work either - He’ll just hand your papers to Atsushi and Kyouka and be like  - “It is more important that ____ helps me beat this new level in my game than it is for them to write why someone was stupid enough to be assassinated.” - (You were actually meant to write about who died, who did it, method, etc, yk recording stuff, but if Ranpo does stuff like that for you, he writes the victims name, killers name, and method: i don’t know. the victim is dead.) - Head taps as little displays of affection - Would just use your lap as a pillow while he’s playing a game -Even though he shares some of his snacks with you, his favourites are off limits - Say you reach for a pack of his favs
- Boi will just bonk you on a head with his fist - “OI. YAMENO. BOKU NO SUNAKKU.” (hey. stop that. thats mine.) - Although if you wheedle him for a while maybe he’ll split it with you. - Schemes w you to bring Fukuzawa little gifts and things to be nice, but neither of you have any self control and if it’s food when you give it to him it will be half eaten (rice cake in wan! episode anyone?) - Kunikida lowkey hates you. - (/j. /hj?) - Bcz when you are in the office both of you are just huddled in the corner in a blanket fort, eating snacks and playing games, and distracting everyone else - Cue Dazai being bored and coming to sit with you  - Ponytail man comes over, smacks him, and deposits him back in his seat - Kyouka would come watch you play when she’s not working, because she likes watching the games and stuff - All in all, neither of you really get any work done except when Ranpo is solving something, in which case (pun?? geddit? it was unintentional but still anyway moving on-) you both get super serious and you help him out - If you’re also smart you compete to see who can solve it first - If you’re not so smart you still compete but Ranpo always gets it right and you say something that makes no sense - Anyway - Basically, he’d die for you - like him sharing his snacks is a platonic declaration of marriage fight me
so in summary, yall are chaotic little shits and never get anything done, are constantly in danger and you have to basically babysit a grown man, but you’ve also got a friend you can always rely on and be yourself around, and a person that makes you feel loved and safe.
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reikissu · 3 years
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ranpo dating headcanons !
(ranpo edogawa x gn!reader)
Genre: Fluff and a bit of crack
Warnings: slight nsfw
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this mf is so clingy
while you are working on a case he will def sit on your lap and eat his candy
daily hugs and kisses ‼️‼️
he mostly gives quick kisses but if u want his tongue down your throat he wont hesitate/hj
shares his sweets with you <3 the ADA members are probably shocked cause i hc he never shares his food to them (he only shares his food with you and poe)
he probably calls you dear or love
CAFÉ DATES‼️ yall would eat macaroons or some sweets while drinking juice and chatting ONG SO ROMANTIK
he doesnt have any fighting ability so he would ask kunikida or fukuzawa to protect you, but if you're strong enough to protect yourself he wont worry
you have to babysit this manchild... this man is 26 and you have to babysit him?!?!?! gawddamn
"Ranpo...why do you have five packs of donuts??"
"Cause i want them ٩(◕ᗜ◕)و"
"You have a lot of them already, do you wanna get diabetes or sumt? (◕︵◕)"
"Ughh fine i wont buy them (¬▂¬), can i atleast buy ramune? ꒰◍˘ꈊ˘◍꒱"
"....okay."
Then he'll just say 'yayy!' like how he sounded like in bsd wan
loves it when you wear his clothes, even when its just his hat or glasses (❛◡❛)✿
doesnt mind if you wanna sit on his lap
is great at comforting you and calming you down
nah cause dont even lie to this man, he'll figure it out eventually like my mom
He would be head over heels for you, he would even brag about you like "You see that person? That's my S/O! they are soo powerful and stronger than you."
THE PERSON HES TALKING TO IS LIKE "ha?? (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)"
BONUS!! ↓
Ik this isnt a dating headcanon but i just know hes so warm and smells like fresh donuts and sweets <33
when you hug him you would ascend to celestia CAUSE HE SMELLS SO TASTY AND GOOD⁉️⁉️
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fancychuuya · 3 years
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(1) Fears that i think the Bsd Characters have:
Ranpo: Afraid of intolerance. Why? Ranpo is incredibly intelligent and is commended for it. On the other hand, he has been shown to be unable to complete simple tasks such as riding a train or finding his way home.
Dazai: Fears dying. Why? He fears death, but at the same time, he is drawn to death. He is such as Suicide Maniac often trying to end his own existence, but always failing. they reveal a truly dark deep hole that Dazai has and believes he cannot fill. He even described the death as a way to free himself from the oxidizing world but strangely enough, he could not die no matter how hard he tried.
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ixi66ao · 3 years
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📂 #★̲: lk/rb if you save..zZ
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Lol sorry this is Dazi X Rampo
Y/N: Ranpo isn’t answering their phone Dazi: I’ll call Y/N: Atsushi and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Ranpo: Hello?
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motheroforgans · 3 years
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Ranpo when Poe was smart and don’t let him have any organs
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sugakirby · 3 years
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𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙥𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙗𝙮 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 𝙛𝙩. 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚 𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞 ❤︎❤︎
icons made by me: 𝙎𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙆𝙞𝙧𝙗𝙮 <3
like and reblog if you save don’t claim as yours please!!
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aldakat31415 · 3 years
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Ranpo x reader
Ranpo was able to solve any case. There wasn't any problem too big for him to solve. At least, that's what he had assumed. It's what everyone had assumed. Even Dazai had been awestruck by his gift.
Then what.. then why was this the one thing he didn't know how to respond to. The one thing he hadn't seen coming, hitting him in the stomach like a rampaging bullet train.
"I'm actually in love with you, have been for a while."
It was almost like he had been thrown back by a grenade, and knocked into the wall. He couldn't say anything, he didn't have any breath to even try. The wind knocked out of him.
"...Ranpo?"
He looked up at you, tears brimming in his eyes. Not for any reason really, he bad been dropped into an emotional standstill that felt more like a rollercoaster.
Wiping the tears away he tried to figure out something to say, you were expecting him to reply. At least he thought you were.. Did you want him to tell you how he felt? He would do that, of course he would. He. He loved you. He loved you as well. He just needed to say that, somehow.
But as soon as he looked up at you, your eyes finally meeting. All of the thoughts that shoukd have been to much for a single moment were gone. He knew exactly what to say.
"I love you too, of course I do."
The words ripped an incomprehensible burden off of his shoulders. But he also felt that maybe his knees would buckle. Deep breaths, stand up straight, shake off the pressure.
"Yeah, I.. love you"
He wasn't really sure why he repeated it. Maybe just to confirm to himself that this had really happened. Maybe to reorient himself. He really did not know.
Before his mind registered it, you threw yourself into his arms. Knocking him back a little, barely catching his footing. He weakly wrapped them around you, not really himself at the moment. You had broken all the walls he had taken so long to set up in a single moment.
"Ranpo, thank you."
What did that mean? Again at a loss for words. You did this to him, who else could? What other person was capable of unraveling the deoths of his mind in a single word, turning him into a pile of goo.
Whatever it was, you were welcome. You didn't need to thank him, it was enough that you were next to him.
The cold, frosty look of his breath appeared in front of him as he let out another shakey breath. Despite the temperature he held to you in the moment. It didn't matter if the office door was behind him, he wouldn't let go of you for anything.
"You're welcome.."
His words came out way too late. Leaving both of you in warm laughter, opposing the way the snowy world around you was.
"You wanna go inside for snacks, it's freezing."
He nodded frantically. He was really cold and really hungry. He had been willing to wait for you, but if you weren't opposed to it then he would definitely go inside. Not that he would let you go. He gently grabbed your hand as you two walked inside to the cafe, he hadn't been this esctatic in a long time.
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off1c1al-n3p3t4 · 3 years
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anybody want to scream homophobic slurs with me? ^~^
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