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batarangsoundsdumb · 2 years
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i actually think that batman has prescription lenses in his cowl that slide down at the push of a button whenever he has to read ransom notes
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martyrbat · 7 months
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it's 2023 why are you having ‘batman should be a cop and kill criminals’ discourse. like... literally read another comic book without bat in the title, his no kill rule is one of his core characterizations 😭😭
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aquadenks · 1 year
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Yandere!Izuku that has admired you for years, always tired of seeing you on Bakugou’s arm, wanting you for himself, thinking he could treat you so much better. He wouldn’t keep you a secret, he’d show you off.
You deserve to be the wife of the Number 1 Hero, not Pro-Hero Dynamight that takes his wedding ring off to fight and for interviews just so nobody knows you’re his weakness, in the name of keeping you safe from being a target.
Yandere!Izuku who, when an accident occurs and you wake up in the hospital not remembering being married to Bakugou, sees an opportunity. Why not take this sign from the Gods as his chance to take you for himself?
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Another thought- cause I just can’t get Ransom and kitten off the brain (feel free to ignore 🤫)
I’m in my hurt-comfort feels, so I’ve been thinking of kitten getting her feelings a little hurt when she hears Ransom dumb friends or someone talking about another woman hanging all over Ransom or someone that Ransom slept with when kitten wasn’t in town. She tries to rationalize with herself- knowing they aren’t exclusive (duh- stupid Neil) but she’s being irrational and it hurts. How would Ransom react?
I see you are feeling those hurt comfort feels today babes! But these two are such a mess that I was excited to tackle this moment for them. Do you think Ransom be hooking up with other girls while Kitten is home in Connecticut with Neil?
What Has You Hissing, Kitten?
Warnings- 18+ Only Blog. Some mean Ransom and mad Kitten hiding their feelings with some angry fucking. Mentions of purchasing drugs. This is a cheater series!
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You were at the bar seething right now. Enough so your expensive drink that Ransom insisted on purchasing for you was shot like it was a dollar jello shot instead of the top-shelf premium liquor meant to be appreciated.
It wasn't often you were in the city, but Ransom had promised to be quick, one of his "acquaintances" sending him a text promising to sell him the current illegal substance of choice. He had promised that it would be a good time for both of you and you didn't mind indulging once in a while.
But that was almost two hours ago and the small group of people, all reeking of too much money and time were just starting to wrap it up finally. The one delivering held up the little baggie of pills, smirking. "Better than the last batch I promise. I know you said last time you got this that girl Stacey was feeling so good she went down faster than that pool girl did for more of it."
That was enough to make you slam your glass down and grab your purse from the counter. You were done with this, it wasn't rational to be upset with Ransom sleeping with other women, it wasn't like you exactly stopped dating Neil. But it did, it made your eyes sting with tears and your throat choke at the idea of it.
Visions of Ransom tangling with ridiculously attractive women, getting some kind of pleasure from them made you unimportant in that moment and it hurt to even picture. You were about to push out the door when you were spun around, pinned back against the wall near the club's entrance.
"Where you running off to Kitten?" Ransom's tone taunted you as he loomed in your space, blocking out anything but his expression daring you to say anything to him about what was said. Smug blue eyes stared you down and you felt that hurt and guilt turn hot in your heart, anger sparking your tongue.
"Why should I hang around if you got all these women ready to fuck you so good Ransom? Go to one of them to get your dick sucked." You moved as if you were about to leave, but he is much larger, stronger.
You didn't stand a chance in leaving unless he was ready to let you go. Ransom shoved you into the clubs' bathroom, making you stumble over your heels but he had you secure enough to shove the two of you into a stall. "Aww Kitten, you fucking jealous? Cute when you get all fired up for no reason." He had your skirt already bunched around your hips and heavy hands grasping the back of your thighs to have you lifted.
"Fuck you Ransom." You spat out before grabbing that stupid smug beautiful face of his and kissing him sharply, teeth sinking into his bottom lip in retaliation for his taunting and his hand was harsh as it slapped at the bottom of your ass.
"Seems like you are already doing a good enough job of that yourself." He snapped back at you between kisses, shoving your panties aside to slap at your pussy to make you yelp, the pain causing pleasure to weep from you. "When I get you off, what are you gonna say Kitten?"
"Tell you you're an asshole Ransom, a trust fund prick. Those other girls say that to you?" Your tongue ran up his neck, biting the tendon while yanking his hair. But that didn't deter his mouth sucking hickeys on your neck, another slap to your ass making it burn.
"Other girls had their mouths stuffed full of dick, maybe I should be doing that to you more often?" You felt his now free cock pressing against you, harshly fucking into you till you flung your head back against the stall door, jarring it while hissing at the sudden good feeling being split open felt. "Nothing? No more spats and hisses from you Kitten?"
"Fuck, just fuck me, Ransom." You tried to take some control, wrapping your legs around him while he thrust into you, bouncing you on his cock in a way that made him seem like he was trying to get you off harshly. Ransom always seemed to know how to angle, where to hit the big fat head of his cock against you till you were going stupid for him.
His large hand went around your neck, squeezing just enough to make you tilt your head where he wanted you, your lips parted in a pant, your moans unhinged and not even trying to hide just how fucked you were because of him. "Is this the only dick in this pussy? I can gaurantee its the better dick fucking you." It was too much, the words, his actions, the venom in his tone as he taunted you.
It made you break, your pussy fluttering around him and your hands grabbing at him to hold on while he continued bouncing you on him. "Just like that, creaming all for me Kitten." His pelvic ground into you, rubbing at your clit that made you sob out in pleasure as he built you to the brink all over again.
"Ransom I can't-"
"Hush Kitten, I know you can, I've seen you cum just from my words alone." He kissed your mouth, lapping into your mouth to twist your tongue, make you whine and moan into him till his fingers rubbed at your clit, using a mix of your arousal and his pre cum to slip and slide against the little swollen nerve till it had you jerking in his hold, his other hand still tight on your neck, squeezing enough to leave prints of his fingers dancing against the column.
You came again, sparks dancing the bathroom lights till they blurred and you heard Ransom's vehement swears cursing you as if you brought him to his ruin, as if he didn't just bring you to yours and you sagged into him, the wall no longer strong enough for you, you needed his broad chest and arms circling you to hold you close, the mutters of your name pressed into your temple.
Both of you were breathing harshly, there was no escaping one another in the cramped bathroom stall, and put up that shield of anger that hid what you wanted but couldn't say. You could deflect though, pretend that none of this made you want more with him.
You couldn't want more, this was just a friend with benefits situation, and how could you be mad at Ransom for doing what you had to do while you stayed with Neil.
"Kitten, listen to me. You are the only one I have been with for months. That price was talking about shit that happened before I ran into you again."
You put on a smug smirk. "You can do what you want Ransom, I was just getting you worked up." Game back on, this was the safest way for you.
Ransom gave you a knowing look but smirked back, willing for now to continue playing along. "Sure Kitten, whatever you say."
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louislumbarcurve · 2 years
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I curse you with Catch Feelings
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imaginedreamwrite · 2 years
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For every soft one, there’s a terror to match
The Nick’s
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The dick’s
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The dramatic bitch(es)
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cattythespy · 1 month
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Involving baby-prince in the dumb plot only to then have to do a butt covering speed run so he doesn't get actually physically harmed once this dumb scheme is uncovered is so....
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oh *brilliant* im getting stressed about my parents getting back bc of what if i can't keep ransom
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pushing140 · 2 years
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“Oh, Dear God in Heaven: The Story of My Never Dull Friendship with the Frasers”
-By Lord John William Grey
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bitchfitch · 1 year
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I'm once again making myself sad about that pirate thing yehaw
<3
Toi'uhla and zer newly found sibling return to Cu'Liona to confirm if Jikal is truly who ze looks to be. Lorinuses always remember their chicks chirps no matter the time, and they retain the ability to make their own well into adult hood. so Asu'uhla would be able to recognize zer if ze was one of the stolen chicks.
Toi'uhla wants to go too, since they might be family despite everything that's happened between zer and Asu'uhla. Which means Lordakai goes because he doesn't trust Asu'uhla to not pull some shit, and so does Eri because they get really upset and stop eating if their father and dam are both away for too long.
They arrive and Lordakai sends a greeting party to demand a conference with Asu'uhla. Says he and Toi'uhla must speak to zer about an urgent family matter.
Jikal is nervous, they don't know if they want the suspicions to be true or not.
Eventually the three of them go down to greet Asu'uhla just beyond the port, Guards readying and keeping an area private and somewhat free of onlookers.
They have a few of the pirates with them and Jikal is wrapped up to keep their feathers hidden until they feel ready to greet Asu'uhla. Surrounded by lorinuses they really are distinct. Of the hundreds ze can see, only ze and Toi'uhla have pink feathers in their crests.
The start of the conversation doesn't go well, Lordakai rages and tells zer ze should be greatful he hasn't killed zer. Ze destroyed his clutch. Toi'uhla gets him to calm down a bit and greets Asu'uhla coldly. Barely any less agrivated and angry than Lordakai. But ze knows Eri is safe, and so long as ze focuses on that ze can stand to look at zer dam without wanting to wretch.
Asu'uhla eventually snaps and asks why they're even here.
Toi'uhla introduces Jikal, and tells Asu'uhla they found zer while sailing.
And Jikal comes forward, and Asu'uhla can't believe zer eyes. Jikal tells zer when ze and zer siblings were taken, but ze doesn't know which flock ze belongs too or who zer parents were. Ze jokes that it's silly... but would Asu'uhla be willing to hear zer? just in case appearances are the truth?
Asu'uhla encourages it. And Jikal feels stupid chirping like a chick, but Asu'uhla needs to be cought, zer knees going weak as ze begins sobbing. and clinging to zer long lost chick and returning the call. Jikal is just as emotional, and holds zer through it. Ze's found zer family.
After a moment Asu'uhla reaches out to Toi'uhla and asks ze join the hug. Ze knows Toi'uhla will never forgive zer, but ze needs zer chicks together in zer arms at least once.
Toi'uhla has to bite back a response about how ze too would love to hold zer lost chicks. but ze obliges for a moment to let them both pretend this wasn't a mess.
Lordakai says what Toi'uhla was thinking when they part, and asks if Asu'uhla is going to pull some miracle out of zer ass and reveal his cubs weren't destroyed while they were still in the egg. He would quite like a tearful reunion with his young too you see.
Lordakai acknowledging it had Toi'uhla tearing up, and turning away from zer kin to go to him for the comfort ze needed in that moment. Lordakai hugged zer and cracked that little bit himself. He never let himself publicly mourn what was taken from him, but it was hard to hold back all of that grief masquerading as rage sometimes.
"We should go." Toi'uhla says before ze can embarrass zerself too publicly
"No! Please, stay a few days at least," Asu'uhla had never once believed Toi'uhla wanted those eggs. but zer almost breaking down over them these years later... Lordakai, the monster himself having to turn away to hide that he's on the verge of tears thinking about that clutch...
"We will not." Toi'uhla said firmly.
"A celebration is in order, I want you there Toi'uhla... He may attend too. I... It pains me to say this, But i will not stand between you two while the celebrations are under way, if you stay. Please,"
"No." Lordakai said, "I have no interest letting you use me and my love for zer as a Bargaining chip, We will be leaving. We have far more important matters than you to attend."
"Is this because of your chicks? From the second clutch I mean. They are welcome too. More than. I... I am greatful to have my chicks together again, but i would do anything to meet my grand chicks."
"They Arnt Yours." Lordakai snaps, "You have no right or claim to them after you slaughtered their elders. And Fuck, How Dare you think either of us Stupid enough to let you near them. Say your pretty words Beg and Cry, I don't fucking care. I'm not letting another of my cubs fall to you."
Toi'uhla doesn't speak up, Lordakai voiced zer own anger better than ze could even as ze shook with them. Ze starts crying, fully against Lordakai's chest. and he was his raging in an instant to comfort zer, apologizes for yelling and holds zer close, Putting himself between his mate and zer dam. His love for zer unmistakable to any willing to see it, and zer's for him too.
Jikal speaks up. "A compromise then? You two stay on the ship, and come to shore for the celebrations and then return to your ship. No staying anywhere you don't feel safe... No bringing you know who to shore if you aren't positive you are ready for them to meet."
"It can be arranged," Asu'uhla hates the idea of leaving zer chick with the monster that stole her away. Was Toi'uhla not even allowed a few nights of respite from him?
Lordakai visibly bristles. Toi'uhla is struggling against sobs.
"It would mean a lot to me, Toi'uhla," Jikal says quietly. It was a lie. Ze wanted more time with zer sibling and ze wanted more time with their dam. Ze didn't want Toi'uhla to be miserable to achieve it, or to stir up this vat of bad blood they clearly had going.
"Fine." Toi'uhla spits. "but," ze looks to see dam, "If you speak a single word against my husband, or our family I'm gone. I won't come back."
Asu'uhla agrees.
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They argue about Eri's name, Asu'uhla demanding to know why Toi'uhla would break tradition just to saddle Eri with a name that carried so much ugliness. Only for Toi'uhla to snap that there's nothing ugly about zer husband's and child's name
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On a stormy night Asu'uhla tells Jikal and Toi'uhla about their sire. Jikal tells them everything ze can remember about the other two stolen chicks. And eventually Toi'uhla talks about Eri... And Yandoli and her siblings too.
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It's the last day. Jikal will be staying with Asu'uhla for the time being. Learning the ways of lorinus life and recovering from zer past.
But Asu'uhla asks one last time to be allowed to see Eri.
Lordakai relents under the condition that he be holding Eri, and they be on the ship when the meeting happens.
Asu'uhla agrees and a time is set for zer to board and meet zer grandchild.
Eri is in Lordakai's lap, happily playing with him when Asu'uhla arrives.
They talk about Eri and Asu'uhla is enchanted by them. their babyness being even cuter because of their relatively massive size.
Asu'uhla asks if they were the only one. And Toi'uhla tells zer something ze has been keeping to zerself since Eri hatched.
Only Eri's egg hatched. They were the runt... Zer first clutch had all been tiny compared to the second Smaller than Eri's egg even. The chances they would have hatched had Asu'uhla not Destroyed them was high.
Lordakai needs to excuse himself. he doesn't like Eri seeing him angry. Eri toddles after him anyways until Toi'uhla corrals them back to where they had been sitting.
Asu'uhla asks ze be allowed to hug Eri. and Toi'uhla relents.
They embrace and the magnitude of what Asu'uhla did finally hits zer.
"I though he raped you, that those eggs were curses."
"He didn't. He's Never laid an unkind hand on me, not since the first day we met." Toi'uhla has to swallow back old hurt, "I wouldn't have sat a nest I didn't want. and I wouldn't have hidden my second so thoroughly if I didn't fear to lose them as well. Lordakai didn't even know Lorinus eggs needed warmth. It would have been easy to say they failed on their own. But I wanted them. Lordakai wanted them.
the flood gates were open "He's been nothing but a good partner and loving father. and it didn't matter how many times I told you I loved him, that i was glad to have my nests by him and had forgiven him for the mess that was that first early part of our relationship. And you didn't listen to a Word of it. You decided I didn't love my mate. That I gave him clutches I didn't want, and spent time with him only to soothe his ego. And you killed my chicks because of it. "
"I- Sorry isn't enough,"
"It's not. It won't give Eri their siblings back. It won't let me hold my firsts. or fix what you decided to break."
"But?"
"But nothing. I owe you no forgiveness." Toi'uhla said harshly. "What did Lordakai say? 'Beg and cry I don't care'? You will always be my dam, but I can't look at you without seeing my destroyed nest. Tell Eri Goodbye. You won't see zer again unless I'm dead."
"Will I see you?"
"Not If I have any say," Toi'uhla says firmly, "I was here for Jikal not to fix what you broke."
"Write me, please. Even if it's just to tell me your hate. It kills me to not know if you are dead or alive." Ze let's go of Eri, "I'm sorry, I- Good bye, My chick."
Asu'uhla leaves, and Toi'uhla holds Eri tight. The crew who eavesdroped still giving zer space until Lordakai returned and took them both back to his cabin.
Asu'uhla gets a letter a few years later. Written in messy childish handwriting.
'My name is Erifolda Lordakai the 3rd. But daddy calls me Birdy, I like being called that. My dam says you are zer dam. And that you love us. Ze says we won't meet, but I can write you if I want.'
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elrondsscribe · 2 years
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Oops I’m a Marta/Ransom shipper
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to-be-a-dreamer · 1 year
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Bestie. Hello. Please tell me: Will there be more of the ghostly fic? Past, Present, Future? Cause I love your writing so much and I am willing to donate 10 Motivations 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 here is some applause just because I think you're pretty great
Ahhhh the ghost au!!! (the original, I have two now for some reason) I do miss it dearly and I will be going back to it eventually! However, I promised myself that I would finish the last chapter of the Wrong Number fic before I updated Past, Present, Future and, unfortunately, I have not been able to take the time to properly wrap up that story. I have started the next chapter of the ghost au, though and I'll drop a little snippet for your reading pleasure under the cut!
(For some reason I feel like I've posted this before but I think it was just over discord so hopefully this is a new treat for most of y'all)
“Do you need anything at the store?” Sarah asked as she emerged from the kitchen with a handful of raisins. She popped a few in her mouth and sat down on the floor with her back up against the couch and her legs crossed underneath herself. “Les asked me to get grape jelly but if you want strawberry instead, we would have him beat 2 to 1.”
“You’re gonna get strawberry no matter what I say.”
“Yeah, but if you ask for it then at least I can pretend I conform to democracy.”
David ignored Charlie’s laugh and dropped his own backpack through the ghost’s head again, “Fine then, I like strawberry better anyways.”
“Cool,” if Sarah noticed anything weird, she didn’t mention it and started running through her mental shopping list. “So, I’m getting milk, jelly, Imma wants me to get at least two different kinds of fruit, Les needs granola bars, I was gonna see if they have that same brand of cheese sticks we like… There was something else, what was it?”
Suddenly feeling like a horrible person for blowing his sister off to go yell at some dead kids, David quickly offered, “Do you want me to come and help or anything? I didn’t know you were getting so much, that’s a lot to carry back from the store without a car.”
Sarah’s cheeks flushed pink in a way David had never seen before, “T-that’s okay, I’ve got a ride.”
The huge grin on his face was already growing before she had even finished speaking, “You’re going out with Katherine, aren’t you?”
“No. No, no, no, do not make this into a big deal,” her voice was threatening but her face was so red it was impossible to take her seriously. “I just mentioned that I was going to the store today and she offered to give me a ride.”
“Uh huh. And that’s a totally normal thing to do, tagging along to run errands with someone you met literally yesterday.”
In one fluid motion, Sarah stood up, grabbed her bag off the coffee table and began leaving the room as quickly as she could without running, “I’m walking away from you now.”
“Oh yeah, totally. Gotta go get ready for your date,” maybe it was childish and juvenile of him, but David couldn’t help but drag the last word out in a teasing, sing-song voice.
“Shut up or I’ll sell all your books on eBay.”
“Tell Kathrine I said hi!”
Remember that post of mine about how Sarah deserves to be the only person with a braincell AND a disaster gay? Yeah, I was working on this scene when I posted that. She is down so bad I love her.
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martyrbat · 8 months
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girl get help (pleading)
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trollbreak · 2 years
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Flashing lights warning
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I put much more effort into this than necessary
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analyticallyminded · 6 months
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tag drop 5/?
people.
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thesuperiorrobin · 2 months
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Damian Al Ghul was livid.
He leaves you on your own, after a month of convincing him that you’re fully capable of taking care of yourself with no help from his men, and now he’s starting to regret leaving you alone as he paces back and forth in his study, green and gold silk crumbling under his hold. Everything in the room is either pushed over or flipped. His hair is a mess from the amount of times he ran his fingers through it. His heart sank when he got a letter—a Ransom little from a long-time enemy of the Al Ghul family. They’ve taken you hostage and want something in return, and if he’s unable to meet the requirements then they’re sure your head will look pretty on their wall. The paper is ripped in shreds on the floor. The doors to his studies are slammed open and out he goes—jaw clenched and everybody fearing the dangerous aura that spills from him.
But you on the other hand hold no worries as you sit on the ground patently as you wait for your dear husband to rescue you. Locked up behind bars, Knees brought up to your chest—humming a soft tune as you feed a small mouse, that had caught your attention by squeaking at the very stale loaf of bread they have given you, you don’t hesitate, breaking it into pieces and give it to the poor starving animal. You don’t know how long it’s been since you’ve been taken, but you know it’s been more than a day. The silk on your body is torn out the bottom, and bits of dirt cling to it. You bring your hand down—palm up. And the dirty mouse climbs, settling down comfortably with bread in its hand. Legs are not straightened as you place your hand on your lap, holding the dear animal softly. A soft sigh escapes your lips, head falling back and up against the wall. “How much longer?”
You don’t know how much passes right after.
But you hear screams and gunshots.
Tried eyes bore onto the door that’s on the overside of the bars. The mouse starts to shake in your hands—you feel it as you try to calm it down by gently rubbing the top of its head with your finger. The gunshots and screams get louder—they’re getting closer and you feel your heartbeat quicken a bit.
The door is kicked open—and you jump. Green and gold catch your eyes and a smile forms on your lips. “Finally,” you say, pushing yourself up with your green hand. Damian holds a frown on his face and a worried expression. His katana is placed back in its hilt.
“I apologize for being so late—“
“Don’t apologize” you cut him off “I’m just glad you’re here”
He says nothing and hums, opening the gate that held you secure in place. His arm is outstretched to you—waiting patiently for you to grab it and you waste no time in doing so. The minute he feels your hand against his, he pulls you closer in a heartbeat. In his arms he left you up your feet in bridal position. A giggle erupts from your throat, oh how he missed that sound, and you shake your head. “I can walk Damian. I’m not hurt, I kicked their asses before they did anything” your hand is brought up to his cheek, cleaning any blood that was left behind on his skin. He leans into your soft touch as he makes his way out of the room.
“That’s my beautiful wife,” he says in a murmur that makes your heart throb.
“Enough sweet talking me, let’s hurry and head on home” You wrap your arm around his should “Me and Perla need a nice bath”
Damian takes a glance at you, eyebrow raised in confusion “Who’s Perla?” He questions.
And just as you were about to answer a soft squeak comes from his shoulder, and a white small mouse stands still. Your other hand is brought up and a finger rubs against the white fur.
“She’s our new pet!”
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Adding the mouse was so random! 🎊
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