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I think Sunstreaker and I would be besties but in a mean gay way. He would make fun of the way I dress and I would make fun of the sad twinks he brings home for one night stands. We’d go on long road trips with David Bowie’s Greatest Hits blasting from the radio and he would nag at me for throwing trash in his backseat and I would get revenge on him by sneaking saltine packets in my pockets and then leaving crumbs in him. We would be life partners in a completely nonromantic way.

#rantsinmuffin #transformers #we would hate each other like family

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Tumblr: *makes a new update*

Me every single fucking time: thanks I hate it 

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I will officially be opening up high priority writing commissions in exchange for proof of donation to a charity that is currently helping Palestine.

Such charities include (but are not necessarily limited to):

Medical aid for Palestinians

Palestine Children’s Relief Fund

The World Food Programme

Doctors Without Borders

UNRWA

Please contact me through DMs or a private un-anonymous message if you are interested before making the donation. I would like to take as many as I can, obviously, but since people will be using their real money and this is not something I have ever done before, I want to make sure I am not taking on more than I can handle. I need to first confirm with you that I can take the request (meaning it is something I can write for and that I do not have too large a workload) before accepting. So sending me the commission request is not confirmation; you will need to wait for me to respond saying I will take it. After that, I will want you to send me proof of your donation, such as a screenshot of a confirmation email with any of your identifying information edited out. Once the proof of donation is received, I will then begin on writing your request.

-For a 5 US dollar donation you will get a minimum of at least 300 words.

-For 10 US dollars you will get a minimum of 700 words.

-If you donate 20 US dollars or more I will guarantee a minimum of 1,500 words.

Unless you say otherwise, I will post commissions to the blog but you may request it just privately be sent to you. If you want it posted but do not want your username to be associated with the request just let me know you would like to remain anonymous.

If you would like to make a donation to another group helping Palestine that is not listed above, let me know before making the donation so I can confirm it is legitimate.

Once I have taken on your request, please give me time to write them. I am an adult with a full time job so I might not be able to write much during the regular work week However, these commissions will take priority and I will write these commissions before working on any other non-commissioned request.

Thank you and bless you to everyone doing what they can to help the Palestinian people during this time.

#commissions #rantsinmuffin #and if you do not want a request and have the means to do so then please think of donating to help anyways #or if you do not have the money to donate but are a writer or artist and you are capable #then maybe you can consider opening up donation commissions as well #is it crass for me to potentially write smut for donation money? maybe but I am using what little I can to try and help #also please be patient if I do not respond immediately #I probably won’t be checking my messages again until tomorrow #donation commissions #I updated this to add a $10 option

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Earthspark Megatron: I've been redeemed

Y/N: You killed all my friends.

Earthspark Megatron: And I've been redeemed from that

ASDFGHJL

#ask #anon #rantsinmuffin #transformers #transformers earthspark

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Hey Muffin, how's life goin?

Honestly? Life is really good right now.

I know I’ve been kind of silent on the blog for a while but that’s because I am kind of just enjoying life. I’ve recently been cleaning my house and getting rid of the clutter that has gathered for literal years because I am fantasizing about hosting friends over for DnDnD (dungeons and dragons and dinner) because a while back I started writing my own oneshot campaign that I wrote for from time to time and I want to DM it very badly.

I am still working on donation commissions in the backend and when I am fully up to date on those, I will start answering non-commissioned requests again. So. Expect that sometime soon, hopefully by next month.

Also every day I wake up next to my best friend and i consider myself so lucky to have found someone to share this lifetime with and I want to spend all of my time with her. So. Yeah.

#rantsinmuffin #ask #anon

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Have to take a moment to brag about the purse I bought.

Literally obsessed with this little gentleman. He is everything to me. I know my wallet and phone and car keys will be safe with him. I trust him with my life.

And for those interested you can find the seller here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WindyWillowOfficial?ref=shop-header-name&listing_id=1340281186

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Humanlike Pokemon typically wear flesh clothes. Enjoy that wonderful bit of cursed knowledge~

Believe me, buddy, I have already had this thought so many times

Both these men are naked

#rantsinmuffin #ask #anon #shitposting at the speed of light #pokemon #happy new year y’all

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Without posting any details because I do not want to bum anyone out, I have been having one of the most stressful weeks I have ever had in over a decade so I want the people who are waiting on their commissions to know I HAVE been working on them and they WILL be out soon but also I am going to unhealthily cope today by getting edible high and watching the bad CATS 2019 musical and posting on my @adamsandgirl high blog because I need to shut my brain off but also do the funniest self harm possible

#rantsinmuffin #drug mention #I am joking about the last bit this is not self harm for me #it is still an unhealthy coping mechanism but fuck it I am over 30 years old and I am allowed to make bad decisions #I am also baking a fat batch of brownies right now because they are gonna be sooooo good when I am high

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If a giant buff turtle that could breathe fire told me he wanted my hand in marriage so that we could conquer the world together, I would simply accept the proposal.

RIP to Peach but I’m different.

#rantsinmuffin #shitposting at the speed of light #super mario #animation is beautiful and the script was mediocre #but every scene with bowser was *chef’s kiss*

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mrs muffin I feel I should inform you of the game What In Hell is Bad since you are in otome hell and enjoy horny demon men

Okay so I am always on the hunt for stupid otome games and I’ll admit from what I’ve seen in my brief search this game does not look GOOD and I doubt I will obsess over it the way I have with Obey Me but it looks so absurd I am going to have to download it.

Like, look at this shit!!!!!

Me with my new demon chew toy:

#ask #anon #rantsinmuffin #long post #otome hell

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I took an edible last night and watched the second lord of the ring movie for the first time and I think I might be a lotr fangirl now?????

#rantsinmuffin #shitposting at the speed of light #like this is a shitpost but I am also serious #I had only ever seen the first movie before #and when I saw it in theaters I was literally so bored I fell asleep #but the second movie is so good #I just started shipping everyone

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Simeon don’t send feet pics for free, you gotta make the gacha gamers pay for that

#rantsinmuffin #shitposting at the speed of light #obey me #obey me nightbringer #spoilers #not plot relevant just a random text #otome hell

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Have you seen rehydrated Ganondorf they just showed official art for Tears of the Kindom

Cover them up, slut

#ask #thedorklord #the legend of zelda #the funniest thing about this though is people acting like gannondorf is hot in this as if he hasn’t always been #shitposting at the speed of light #rantsinmuffin

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I’ve never made an explicit rule that minors can’t interact with my content at all because I do post sfw stuff from time to time and if that gets discovered in general tags or reblogged by a sfw blog that has minors following it then whatever. But babygirl if you have your age in your blog, explicitly state you are under 18, and you are spam-liking nsfw content then I am going to notice and I am going to do the responsible thing and block you.

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I mean this in the most genuine and heartfelt terms, if you are still haunted by something that happened online years ago that had absolutely no impact on your irl life experience, I am begging you to find joy in your life outside the internet. Learn to cook or knit or go to a museum or even make a hobby of reading obscure scifi erotica for the lols. Just. There is so much more to life than online fandoms. Step on a crunchy leaf or look at a flower in bloom. I am begging.

#rantsinmuffin #genuinely I have seen so many people devastated by online interactions #and I get that it is stressful #but if you are still hung up from things that happened years ago then you genuinely need help

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Hey I just stared watching Beast Wars and I thought everyone who told me to watch it had like brain worms but… y’all were So Right… I love these horrible creatures they’re so fucking funny. I thought you should know because I specifically remember seeing a post of yours saying to give it a chance and I remember scoffing at it… forgive me I didn’t know any better… 🧎

Anyways thank you for that post sitting in the back of my mind finally giving me the push to watch it and get hooked 💖💖💖💖

It’s not enough to beg for forgiveness. Bark like a dog.

#joking aside I think it’s so cool you watched beast wars and liked it #like yes the graphics have not aged well but the story is justness good to me now as an adult as it was when I was a kid #also answering this ask to let everyone know I am alive and well I am just chilling #and spending more of my free time watching YouTube videos and shiny hunting #ask #anon #rantsinmuffin