#rat dilf

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

Hello everyone I have a truth to share

Thank you that was all

#starlight express #stex #rat dilf #flat-top #dustin stex #mulan

[brocktonbay]

MISS TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2023: WORM EDITION

featuring art by @despite

#ITS THE DILF BRACKET AND MAN DID DESPITE DELIVER!!! #glad to see both marquis’ luscious locks and danny’s rats made it safely to round two #but the time has come. only one can stay. #parahumans #worm #worm parahumans #worm web serial #miss tumblr sexyman 2023 worm edition

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Viñales and his folk of children

#LISTEN I GET THESE KIDS ARENT REALLY KIDS ANYMORE (well Rueda kinda is still) #BUT I STILL THINK VINALES SHOULD BE LIKE *ahruhh how dare u kids be as big as me now!* #my little guy my dilf and my rat bastard......nose w a whiteboy on is there too ig #ik off helmet construction has to do w aero u can add bits blah de blah #but i do wish helmet brands did more stuff bout it bc i always think rueda's extra long back??? piece looks dope #its just cuntty what can i say?? #gimme the details bro these dudes r like dolls to me i wanna see all the accessories they come with #motogp #moto2 #moto3 #jose rueda #Riccardo rossi #maverick vinales #pedro acosta

[sweatandwoe]

who would u rather go on a date with, Garrus or Silco? :3c

Putting two scarred bad bitches, with revenge plots who live in a criminal underworld (for a time at least) against eachother smh. How can we even decide this, we'll need to get top people on this, we need to-

It's Garrus. It's Garrus everytime. Blorbo of over ten years. That's my husband, he's my wife. I've been re-playing the series and initiated his romance last night and I was STILL laying in bed, kicking my feet as I watched him go from smart-ass sniper to nervous about making his best friend comfortable with himself.

Also that like one second scene before he starts beating on Harkin where he grabs him around his waist like that to pin him. Full sweep and pin to the wall before he's starting to beat the crap out of him. I gotta find a gif of that.

Love a rat man but bird dino man is winning every time

#tbh silc0 isn't winning in the mass effect dilf comp either #sorry thane krios is a number one simp and i love it #i would do a full Garrus thing but I just need to put up the voice kink stuff in the citadel dlc #i know everyone would get it #i love the rat man but mass effect is longest media hyperfixation i played this in high school #its always gonna win #sweaty asks #also I did the overlord dlc and went catatonic as an now realized autistic person cause holy fuck #it hurt as a teen playing this game hut going through it again :ccc #he just wanted quiet he wanted it to be quiet

[multifand0m-gal0re]

All you bitches who used the ask box and the comments to tell me spoilers I hope your pillows are hot on each side, I hope you drop your favorite drink on hardwood floors, I hope your food is never the right temperature. You rotten little gremlins🤨

#hogwarts legacy #no spoilers #atleast from me #because I’m NOT EVIL #port key games #aesop sharp #professor sharp #damn all I wanted to do was talk about a dilf #and this is the thanks I get? #it’s like #rats in my attic #literally went into this game without knowing anything #so I could have a fresh nice experience #so I could enjoy myself after work and shit #and y’all little trolls decide we can’t have nice things here #blocked😭 #god of war fandom never did this smh

[ratective]

could you draw oscar isaac? he could be crusty or even sticky i wouldn't mind. i just want to see him in your style

you could also draw pedro, he would also be appreciated.

anyway, have a nice day/night/what ever stage of day you are reading this <3

im sure you can tell ive never drawn this man in my life before since he came out looking like a french twink but i hope this is to your liking !!

also dedicated to @czarnewino

#rat noises #oscar issac #pedro pascal #oscar issac fanart #pedro pascal fanart #pedro is easy to draw on the other hand #leo my dilf supplier #thank you for your help

[earlseyebrows]

urhggughugguhggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

#babies #valvert #jon robyns #bradley jaden #jean valjean #javert #jvj is a dilf #les mis #les miserables #les mis west end #urghughgugughgug #victor hugo #sewer man weds feral bastard rat #they gorgeous tho

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

you know what. this time, I'M the one demanding spagratti. give it to me. this is a threat <3

I am not intimidated, I’ll just give you spagratti because I want to give you spagratti

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“Can’t you just give it up?” Electra whined, dramatically draping themself over their partner.

“Nope” A.V. said simply, unperturbed by the amount of noodly limbs suddenly dangling in his view as he continued working on the piece of equipment in front of him.

“But you’ve been at it for hours” Electra sighed.

“You don’t normally complain about that, darling” the caboose said, smirking.

“I do when you’re screwing some stupid radio instead of me” Electra bristled. “Come ooonnnn, it’s way past dusk, just put it away.”

A.V. just chuckled, never taking his gaze away from the electronical mess. “I vividly recall you turning me down because Volta was busy fluffing your hair. So now you can’t exactly complain that I found something else to do in the meantime.”

“I can and I will” Electra pouted. They hopefully sat up straight when A.V. put down his screwdriver, but leant back down on him when he just grabbed a smaller one instead.

“You know, it would go a lot faster if I wouldn’t have to deal with floppy limbs and a whiny partner” A.V. remarked, taking out a transistor. “I’m trying to use my tools over here.”

“It would go even more quickly if you would just let it rest” Electra countered. “What even is the importance of this, why do you need to damage that poor radio of yours even further?”

A.V. sighed. “I told you. Control equipped the diesels with some new tech, and if I manage to improve my transmitter I could break into their frequency and wreak havoc.”

Electra didn’t reply, just leaning even more heavily on him.

The caboose shoved them so they didn’t block his workspace. “Come on, you like confusing those idiots as much as I do.”

“Well, yeah, but…” Electra spluttered.

“Don’t you want me to mess with Greaseball?” A.V. went over him.

Electra grabbed his stool and quickly turned him around, wrapping their long legs around his waist before he could protest. “Right now I just want you inside me, okay.”

A.V. remained silent, but the colour rising in his cheeks and the way he squirmed in their hold was enough.

Electra smirked triumphantly. “Oh sorry, did I… activate your tool?” they asked innocently, hands moving towards his belt.

“God damn it” A.V. grumbled, his voice rather husky. “Fine. You take off your clothes while I finish attaching this transistor.”

“Or” Electra purred, kissing his neck, hands sliding under his shirt, “you finish it tomorrow.”

“Or I’ll finish it tomorrow” A.V. repeated, throwing the screwdriver away.

#starlight express #stex #electra my beloved #rat dilf #electraboose #spagratti #cw: suggestive

[korkspuk]

Aight after years of avoiding it I finally caved and watched beyond re-ani.

Conclusions:

#It's a shame it sucks so bad cus dilf herbert was such a look. #Only enjoyable thing about that movie fr #beyond reanimator #that rat penis fight at the end.. it left me speechless #reanimator #Herbert west

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

Whether or not I'm normal about those buffed rat, one thing is certain that i like to mess around in comment and reblog, funny to do that

#wake up too early gonna back to sleep #just need to scroll down a little bit to see dilf's big nature #fill my bottomless appetite with all these good rat-meat

[yesthefandomfreakblr]

Ripred the beloved

#the underland chronicles #gregor the overlander #ripred #ripred the rat #ripred the gnawer #tuc #ripred my beloved #I feel so normal about this rat #I want to bite his arm I love him so much #I would do things to this dilf

[vaguely-concerned]

I've been thinking a lot about Corvo Attano today. by which I mean to say that I've had *(to the tune of the intro theme of 'ducktales')🎶 RAT DAD! whooh ooh! RAT DAD! whooh ooh!🎶* on loop in my head for hours now

#he is rat coded. and he is Dad. I am not wrong. #corvo attano #dishonored #I do love that corvo is super hot and also explicitly thematically linked to the rats. prime hot in the rat sort of way representation #rats are super cool do they not deserve a gently magic-steeped dilf as their spokesperson #dishonored or as I like to call it: Newly Widowed Single Father Scrounging For Daughter's College Fund Simulator 2012 #(yes I did have to look up what year dishonored came out and I took so much psychic damage I almost passed out) #(it doesn't FEEL that old is the thing!!!!) #I jest but I have genuine feelings about how much of corvo's Whole Deal is bound up in parenthood #especially since for so long he had to Dad undercover (extremely transparently to be fair) as it were lol #the change from d1 to d2 that emily openly acknowledges him and refers to him as her father is so funny to me #like I keep imagining how that switch would have happened -- and how she'd have to just like. make sure first I guess fhsdkjfsa #every day I think about that D2 journal entry where he says that as a kid he thought losing a parent was the worst thing #and now he knows that losing a child is so much worse #'I want her to be alive again. my little girl'. haunts me and compels me

[madamevandeleur]

#all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #david wymack #coach wymack #neil canonically dresses like a street rat #but it's okay cause he's hot #dilf behavior

[skiplo-wave]

Okay slut we see you

#adam driver #dilf hours #he said time give rats some dessert

[nylwnder]

timeline cleanse of my baes

#got the dilfs at the top 😛😛😛 and the menaces at the bottom 😽😽😽 #but the way we’ve been DEPRIVED of seeing brodie fucking serve with his game day drip #bless whoever made that powerful decision that the world needed to see it #the swedes lowkey matching <3333 #did jt lose his backpack?? oh no sir </3 #and bunts. my beloved bunts. just radiating pure happiness. #toronto maple leafs #loml #william nylander #my lil swedish baby! #rasmus sandin #my greasy rat boy <3 #michael bunting #tj brodie #i believe in jt dilf supremacy #john tavares