HAMMNIBL CAT PFP♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
HEHEHEHE YESSS!!! HAMNIBAL CAT!!!
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🚨BMI PUI-LICE!🚨
We are BMI polices!!!
We check your BMI at random times to keep your motivations straight!!!!!!!
@sandraohpussyeatervaeswag , @chaofan1968 , and @ratapie , EDIT THIS POST WITH YOUR CURRENT BMI‼️‼️‼️‼️
Jana: 25.7 slightly overweight 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lulu: 24.7 normal weight according to the thing... but i cant fit my jeans 😭
Rat: 28.5 have to lose at least 15kg 🔫
WE WILL BE BACK!!!!
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I technically have A Spoon Left but it's one of these fuckers
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HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!
PRELIMINARY #205
Submission 752
Owning rats who lay eggs is normal
I don't own a rat but one of my mutuals do and they say how it's completely normal to own rats who lay eggs and that their neighbours have egg-laying-rats too and that they ate it's eggs for breakfast many times. Idk bro. But they thought it was normal
anyway hi berry
Propaganda is always encouraged!
And remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!
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Demiurge - SB Reader Sleeps on His Lap
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This is a bit short!
I hope that this is something near what you wanted 🐀Rat anon! I did my best! I was a bit preoccupied with other things at the time as well, so I decided to make this a shorter one. — Benny 🐰
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Just how in the new world did Demiurge end up in this situation!? He's unworthy of such an amazing honor as this! Unworthy! The poor arch-devil is only a mere speck floating about in the sea of denizens that make up the Tomb of Nazarick... and yet...
.....and yet.....
...his most treasured one has chosen to slumber on top of his legs! It's like a dream come true! They depend on him to be a stable headrest as they sleep! He's so honored!
But, truth be told, Demiurge had lost his usual composure quite some time ago. Hours, really. His normally gray skinned complexion was now stained a deep crimson red, resting upon his bespectacled face. His whole body seemed to tremble lightly as he fought the instinct to move and readjust his position. Steam was practically shooting from his ears .
"C‐could I bring myself to be so vain..."
The arch-devil mutters to himself; holding a trembling hand just above the soft looking lochs of hair that sprouted from his most cherished one's head.
Just when his fingers are about to graze the snoozing supreme being's head; they stir and shift in his lap and turn their head to face him; grabbing his wrist and trapping his hand palm side up underneath their face. Demiurge's eyes widen as he felt the softness of their cheek. He could feel his face get about 20° warmer than it already had been.
He could feel his breathing rapidly pick up in panic, it was to the point that he was huffing and puffing like a spooked animal. He was touching them without their consent! How would he ever gain the confidence to show himself in their presence once they had awoken! But now... he couldn't move his hand without risk of waking them.
"How have I found myself on the cusp of such a difficult decision..."
Demiurge whispered to himself as he wracked his brain for a fitting solution to such a bizarre situation.
On one hand he could gently lift you from his lap and allow them to properly continue resting on one of the many plush pillows that decorated their bed. But then there's a possibility that he may wake them up or go against their potential unspoken wish to stay in the position they fell asleep in; head on his lap and all.
But, on the other hand, he is still a floor guardian and he has his own responsibilities and duties that come with that title that must be attended to at some point. In addition to that, Demiurge has no business encroaching on such a sacred place as his most cherished one's bedroom in the first place. But if he doesn't stay in place he might risk disappointing them.
"Mmnh.... Demi...urge..."
The slumbering sepreme being slurred with a goofy smile on their face, drool staining his red suit pants.
It seems Nazarick's strategist....
C R I T I C A L H I T ! ! !
...was found incapacitated by unknown means.
In the end, it seems Demiurge didn't have to make such a hard decision after all due to losing consciousness. His brain simply couldn't keep up with how hard it was working to subconsciously keep him from flipping out. His steaming 'corpse' was later discovered by Mare after he hadn't shown up to a summons from Ainz.
Mare reported that Demiurge was hunched over in a squatting position in his room, mumbling something about 'dreaming of me, they were dreaming of me, so honored, I'm so honored' and he also didn't seem to react to outside stimuli of any kind for a good few days.
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