#ratchet the party ambulance

[ovletoak]

“Primus! How much did you drink???”

#my art #tfp #Orion pax #ratchet #party ambulance #ladyformers #I might as well start tagging these lesbianformers

[fenesst]

I started with the intent of drawing iornhide... but...

ENDED UP WITH A PARTY AMBULANCE!!!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

#slutty autobots 4 life #im a fabulous disaster #ratchet idw #ratchet transformers #ratchet #party ambulance #transformers g1 #transformers prime #artists on tumblr #transformers #doodle #digital aritst #digital art #digital illustration #transformers memes #tfp memes #ratchet meme #tf memes #im dying #yeehaw #dancing medic #party #its friyay! #tgif #tgifvibes #woodstock #blue screen #green screen #green screen meme #woodstock 99

[rex-underscore-ink]

I found out that people were redrawing Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights but with fandom characters, so I present to you:

RATCHET'S CRAZY PARTY AMBULANCE

I am very inexperienced when it comes to drawing mecha so please excuse me for how movie Ratchet has, as my wife lovingly described, hanging bazongas (???)

#adam sandlers eight crazy nights #transformers #transformers ratchet #redraw #transformers g1 ratchet #transformers movie ratchet #transformers cyberverse ratchet #transformers prime ratchet #transformers animated ratchet #party ambulance ratchet #shitpost

[koboldisnotfree]

TFP Ratchet wasn't always grumpy

Miko: So, what was was Ratchet like when he was younger, or was he always a big grump?

Ratchet: *stares at the monitor infront of him in awkward silence*

Optimus: I guess Ratchet was not always like this...

Arcee: Really? What was he like then?

Optimus: Well.... how do i put this? Ratchet was rather... the party- ambulance.

#ratchet #optimus prime #Arcee #how do i tag lmao #I want to be funny #Miko #Ratchet the party-ambulance

[ghost-spark-odyssey]

🎉🚨🚑🚨🎉

#transformers #transformers g1 #transformers fanart #maccadam #ratchet tf #tf ratchet #g1 ratchet #ratchet #kremzeek #kremzeek tf #artists on tumblr #damn...now I know why everyone makes the medics pink #I have seen the light haha #anyways this had been sitting on my desktop for ages #but now the party ambulance is here! #oh feck I need an art tag for this blog lmao #ghost draws stuff

[ivycorp]

Party ambulance this, party ambulance that

I am stuck with the image of Ratchet actually studying during the raves because why not? He can multitask, or at least he thinks he can

Which is why he did not foresee that he would end up associating some medical details and procedures with certain tunes or movements

Cue the amazing image of Ratchet racking this CPU, trying to remember some particular piece and just breaking out into a dance sequence in the middle of the medbay for a few seconds and then shouting OF COURSE THAT WAS IT and carrying on as normal

Or during an intensive but niche operation, he ends up singing to himself - and if you listen in, the words of the song have been altered and actually end up being the steps to be followed

He does not acknowledge the odd looks he gets from other medical staff - if it works, it ain't stupid, right?

#ratchet #party ambulance #maccadam #transformers

[links-destiny]

I have not watched TFA yet, but you can't tell me that Ratchet doesn't look like a grumpy old medic constantly standing around in the shortest shorts I've ever seen with thigh high boots-

#*cough cough* Party Ambulance #grandpa really escaped the retirement home in this fit #put his ass back #TF #TFA #Transformers Animated #Ratchet

[brandwhorestarscream]

“We spent 24 hours with a wild ambulance” This is probably what happens when Ratchet (or any ambulance at that) get somehow accidentally adopted by a group guys, during a snow storm.

It all started when the humans found a an ambulance in their garage, despite not having one a day before. They try to get him to transform but all they get is doors slamming them.

Due to the bad weather outside, they decided to do dumb stuff because boredom. So Ratchet (or any other ambulance like I said) has to watch/hear a bunch of drunk guys doing drunk guys stuff while weird music is playing.

At one point, the humans decide to continue their party in the garage. Ratchet is pretty annoyed and turns on his sirens, which ends up in a weird match of who can scream the loudest between “The Ambulance™” and “Kyle™”.

Their party is interrupted by a power outage.

One of the guys is still filming stuff, probably has been recording stuff ever since they realized they now had an ambulance.

They slowly all begin freezing on the floor and couch so Ratchet, after pitying them, decides to let them sleep in his alt.

Two air mattresses are pushed inside the back and the humans just continue filming and mentioning how they “managed to gain the trust of the wild Ambulance.” And just speaking like they’re in some animal planet documentary.

Ratchet stays with them for some time before leaving. They all get emotional and just give him a bag of weed as a souvenir.

(Idk where I was going with that one but I guess they bonded over partying, getting drunk and weed. Good for them)

😂😂😂

This made me ugly laugh, congratulations. Smthn about the mental image is so fucking funny

Ratchet being completely and totally 100% done with Kyle™ and the rest of his dumb human friends. Ambulance sirens are LOUD so the fact that Kyle™ even tries at all is worthy of at least some respect. Ratchet is completely bemused. Imagine trying to shoo a mouse out of your temporary shelter and it just tries to start a screaming match with you. That's what happened. Kyle™ is a screaming mouse or maybe a hamster and Ratchet doesn't know what to do

But but but 🥺 he sees them all shivering and getting antsy about being trapped in the cold with no heat so just opens his back doors like SIGH. Come on in. Can't let these dumb hamsters freeze to death. His interior is nice and toasty warm and they very much appreciate it

When he leaves he's kinda touched that they gave him tributes to take with him, even if he has no idea what they are. They seem important to the humans tho, so it's a nice souvenir 😊

#I'm dying this is so cute and so funny #apparently party ambulance is now canon to this au XD #cybertronians are an invasive species #ratchet

[blueskyscribe]

yes, grumpy old man Ratchet is delightful, but I want his next incarnation to be young party ambulance Ratchet and a big ol slut

#Ratchet #Transformers #maccadam #you may be wondering 'why can't grumpy old man Ratchet be a big ol' slut?' #the answer is he's too damn tired #partly due to age but mostly from taking Psychic damage from the stupidity of his teammates #whereas young party ambulance Ratchet DEALS psychic damage

[goinggoats]

the best thing the allspark almanac did was introduce a new generation of transformers fans to Cool Hand Lube

#i love marvel comics original ratchet (party ambulance)(Cool Hand Lube)

[runawaymac]

so if the deceptions are jets with legs, then does that make the Autobots cars/trucks etc with legs? Lol, Ratchet as an ambulance with legs is funny to me

party mode!

#transformers #maccadam #mon scribbles #ask #ratchet

[lets-try-some-writing]

In tfp do you think the vehicon play games when other bots are looking? Like soundwave is off on a mission so some vehicons decided were just gonna play 20 questions. I feel like it would be a little funny.

I bet they absolutely do.

The Vehicons have to keep all their games on the down low to avoid Starscream or some other Commander stopping them. So most of their games are either easy to hide, or require no tools at all. There are a few rather popular games amongst the Vehicons that are their preferred choice of pass time when they can't leave their posts but still have nothing much to do.

Obviously, the most common game is cards. But of course, it is not as simple as one might think. A Vehicon needs to be worthy to play the game, and they way they do this is by trading for the cards that one uses to begin with. Every card is specially crafted, each modeled after a notable wartime character, Autobot or Decepticon. In order for a card to be produced, a piece of the character in question must be gathered and quite literally put into the card. Usually this means having to grab a piece of shed plating before anyone notices. As such, cards have increadible rarity and the strength of each card is determined by how many are in circulation, whether or not the character is dead, and the edition of the card.

It is honestly less about the game and more about the collecting and production process. Sure, the Vehicons will actually play the card game using real life stats around each character, but more often it is a trading match. Three Starscreams for one Whirl. No one has seen Blaster since Cybertron went dark, so his card is worth four Bumblebees. Eight Optimi for two first edition Orion Pax cards (an ultra rare collectable considering most of Orion Pax's plating fell off LONG ago.) Four Megatrons for two Megatronus cards, and two Megatronus cards for one D-16 (Soundwave has the only known D-16 copy and no one is willing to take it from him.)

The cards are highly valued and often taken excellent care of. Only some Vehicons are certified to make more via the general agreement of the troops. The most sought after cards are by far the:

Party Ambulance Ratchet: Only three are known to exist and Pharma absolutely has one and Optimus may or may not have the other. It is unconfirmed. There are rumors the remaining one is floating around in a different Vehicon battalion, so the Vehicons have no yet lost hope for it.

Gladiator Soundwave: There are two known copies of this card, and many believe Soundwave claimed both. ST3V3 swears up and down that Megatron has one, but few are willing to go ask the warlord to confirm.

Rumble & Frenzy: A duo card that has long since gone out of production in light of the minicons deaths. There are perhaps fifty somewhere in the galaxy and only one Vehicon on the Nemesis has a copy. He keeps it in perfect condition.

End Your Life Tarn: One very VERY unfortunate Vehicon managed to get enough off Tarn to create a singular legendary card. Myths say that it may still exist somewhere in the ether, in Tarn's personal collection, or somewhere else in the universe.

Senator Proteus: Why does it exist? No one is entirely sure since he died early into the war. But a Vehicon has a copy of the card and it is said that six others may still be around. No one cares much for Proteus, but his card is rare and thus valuable considering the mech has been dead for millennia.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers prime #vehicons #cybertronian culture #transformers shenanigans #megatron #optimus prime #soundwave #rumble and frenzy #tarn #senator proteus #ratchet

[skylarkking]

My list of NSFW headcannons for the TFA Autobots because I'm a degenerate. NSFW under cut.

Optimus

Really sensitive audial fins. Kiss or gently bite those and he MELTS

Definetly a twunk although VERY CLOSE to being a twink

Prefers to give oral over all else. I mean, he's got them BJ lips

Shivers when digits are lightly traced down his chassis

Tends to whimper during interface

Sentinel and Optimus were fuckbuddies

Ratchet

During his college years he was an absolute slut

Party Ambulance was his nickname

Very vocal during interface

He once participated in an orgy with 6 other bots

Not much of a party animal because of his age

Still knows how to do the fancy rope work from the BDSM sessions he use to attend

Prowl

Look you cannot convince me that Prowl hasn't had a kinky past

Like with that level of flexibility? Cmon

Probably did pole dancing

Huge bottom energy

Favorite position is probably doggy style

Seems to be the type to like pet play

I bet he likes the thought of being pinned down

Bumblebee

Overloads quickly but can last an insane amount of rounds

Gives off switch vibes

Into bots bigger than he is (size kink)

Sometimes gets too cocky for his own good

Inexperienced as hell but he tries

Horndog

Bulkhead

Huge into aftercare

Becomes massive teddy bear after interface

When he overloads he sometimes clings too tightly and immediately apologizes after

Because he's soft in nature I feel like that transfers to how he has interface

Prefers a slow and passionate pace rather than a quickie

Jazz

Jazz gives off vibes of a guy who has done pretty much everything yet bots are still shocked when they find out

"You did [such and such]? Why didn't you tell me?!" "You didn't ask."

Likes music to play during interface

Seems to be the type to have a lower sex drive due to his laid back nature

But that won't stop him if asked

Has fragged Sentinel just to shut him up when he's in a heat cycle

Sentinel

Whiny ass brat bottom

Even more of a little bitch boy when during his heat cycle

Secretly had a thing for Elita-1 in a frat boy kind of way

Has a huge kink for being yelled at by smaller bots

You cannot tell me he doesn't have some sort of knot mod on his spike

Jet twins

Adorably innocent

Yet oddly kinky

Since technically they are two halves of the same protoform they can feel eachother's sensations

Like if Jetfire is getting head Jetstorm can feel it as if he were the one getting it

They do everything together, and I mean everything

But I feel like Jetfire is more naive than Jetstorm so Jetstorm has to explain some things

The twins may or may not secretly want to blow Sentinel

Blurr

Definetly dated Longarm (aka Shockwave) or at least fragged him

Way hornier than the other bots because, like his movement speeds, his heat cycles happen faster than others

Vocal af, so much so that his partner(s) have to gag him to get him to shut up

Prefers his spike over his valve because he likes to frag bots silly with his speed

Ultra Magnus

You cannot tell me he and Megatron havent banged at least once during the war

Acts all serious but has a huge kink for praise

Jerks off a lot when he has the time

Despite his age his sex drive is still up there

I feel like if you kissed his servos like he was some sort of princess he'd blush SO HARD

So yeah, my headcannons for the TFA Autobots has been released to the world. Maybe I'll do Decepticons next.

#transformers #transformers animated #tfa #valveplug #headcanon #headcannons #hi mom

[mychlapci]

DETACHABLE SPIKES! So, spikes can be detached and left magnetize inside one’s partner. This is done for pleasure and to prevent any other mech from fucking their wife. Now, silly scenarios:

1) Drift left his dick in Ratchet before becoming Deadlock, leaving himself without one and cockblocking the entire autobot army from Ratchet’s pussy

2) always Drift leaving his spike in Ratchet to cockblock Rodimus when they fight or had stupid arguments

3) same thing, but it’s Rodimus leaving his dick in there, cause he’s that petty.

4) mech getting drunk and losing their spikes in orgies/getting back the wrong spike

YES, this can tie back on that thing i talked about, with valves chopping off spikes to retain transfluid during heat.

What if in Cybertronian culture, giving your spike to someone is like giving them an engagement ring. Like I want you to be mine, will you let me have your valve 24/7?

And I mean, are you really conjunxed if they won’t plug up your valve to ward off any possible unwanted suitors? Think about it, if their spike is not plugging you up, who knows where they could be putting it!

party ambulance Ratchet didn’t mellow out bc of the war and responsibilities, he was just plugged up and couldn’t get himself fucked up the valve anymore. That’s why he’s so grumpy all the time. 

#valveplug

[quotes-from-cybertron]

SCENE - RATCHET & FIRST AID talking as they work together to reattach RODIMUS'S arm

FIRST AID: I mean how many mechs can a grumpy overworked medic have dated?

RATCHET: 56.

FIRST AID: What.

RATCHET: I had about 56 lovers. Of course that was before the war. I probably would have had more but once I started running the clinic and got promoted to Head Medic I had bigger concerns.

FIRST AID: 56? 56?

RODIMUS: Oh, Primus. This is amazing. I have never been so glad to be injured.

FIRST AID: What do you mean you had 56 lovers?! You told me you hadn't ever fully interfaced until Drift! He was your first serious relationship!

RATCHET: You can see someone without going straight to swapping cables, popping panels, or flashing you Spark, kid.

FIRST AID: No you can't!

RATCHET & FIRST AID: (stare at each other)

FIRST AID: If that were true Ratchet–that would–that would mean you were a slut.

RODIMUS: (exaggerated gasp) Aid!

RODIMUS: How can you say that! So RATCHET had 56 lovers in a single orn. He isn’t a slut.

RATCHET: (eyes him distrustfully)

RODIMUS: (catches his gaze and grins) He is THE Slut. He is the Prime of all Sluts. The Party Ambulance that always rides at the end of the night. He is the easiest mech in this room.

FIRST AID: You take that back.

RODIMUS: THE SLUTS (gestures to himself and FIRST AID, grinning widely) ARE DEAD LONG LIVE THE PARTY AMBULANCE!

#incorrect transformers quotes #ratchet #first aid #rodimus #tf ratchet #tf rodimus #tf first aid #idw ratchet #idw first aid #idw rodimus #mtmte ratchet #mtmte rodimus #mtmte first aid #i HAD to do this with Thirst Aid #i love the golden girls

[minniethemoocherda]

Connect This Space Between

Summary: "PRIME! YOUR SPARKLING IS CURRENTLY OVERCHARGED ON HIGHGRADE IN MY MEDBAY!"

A/N: This takes place a few weeks before the start of my fic Iridescent. But you shouldn't have to read that for this to make sense. In my head Bumblebee is around the equivalent of seventeen here whilst the twins are about nineteen. Also sorry! I am on a hype right now! So I couldn't wait until Sunday to post this! What did you guys think of the new Transformers One trailer? Anyway hope you enjoy! Xxxxxxx

Ao3

FF.net

"PRIME!"

Optimus jerked awake at the sound Ratchet's voice shouting over his internal comms, accidently knocking to the floor a pile of datapads that he must've fallen asleep on top of.

"Yes Ratchet?" Optimus said, bending down to place the fallen datapads back onto his desk.

"You're sparkling is currently overcharged on highgrade in my medbay."

Optimus nearly dropped the datapads again in shock.

"Is Bumblebee okay?" He asked, concern for his ward over riding the many questions that statement posed.

"He's as fine as one can be after drinking an entire bottle of the twins' moonshine." Ratchet answered, the familiar cranky tone, reassuring Optimus that the damage was not too serious.

"I am on my way."

As Optimus marched towards the medbay, the questions previously overridden, now sprung to the forefront of his mind.

Why would Bumblebee be drinking? How did he gets his servos on the twin's secret stash? And what would possess him to drink enough of it to end up in Ratchet's medbay?

It didn't make sense to Optimus that the newspark that he had found in the ruins of The Well could be drinking.

Although he guessed that he shouldn't be too surprised considering that Bumblebee was due to get his final upgrades in a couple of weeks. Optimus supposed that it was only natural that Bumblebee would get curios about such things.

Outside the medbay, Prowl was currently reading Sideswipe and Sunstreaker the riot act, listing off all of their current offences which included but not limited too; indecent behaviour, production of moonshine and serving said moonshine to an underage mechling. The twins faces paled under the scrutiny, whether that was from their own over indulgent high grade consumption or from their dawning realisation of how much trouble they were in, Optimus was unsure. He suspected that most likely, it was a mixture of both.

Inside, Bumblebee appeared the picture of misery. He was hunched over the edge of a berth with his doorwings drooped and his head in a bucket.

His eyes widened in panic when he spotted Optimus standing the doorway.

He opened his mouth, probably to protest that he hadn't been caught drinking when he was cut off by his own spew, regurgitating into the bucket.

Optimus hurried across the medbay to his side. No matter the circumstances, the Prime hated seeing his sparkling in pain.

He rubbed the space between Bumblebee doorwings like he had when he was little until eventually the young bot had finished emptying his energon tank.

Ratchet switched the now full bucket for an empty one.

"Am I dying?" Bumblebee slurred.

Ratchet snorted.

"You're going to wish you are when you're sober enough for me to give you my dangers of underage drinking lecture!"

Optimus thought that was a bit ironic coming from the mech who's nickname growing up had been The Party Ambulance. But since Optimus preferred not having a wrench thrown at his head, he tactfully decided not to mention that.

"I'm sorry." Bumblebee mumbled, sounding so dejected that regardless of the splashes of energon now staining the bot's front Optimus couldn't help but put his arm around him.

For the first time in months Bumblebee didn't shrug him off, instead leaning into his touch. Over the past few years as his sparkling came ever closer to adulthood, Bumblebee had sought comfort from his guardian less and less. Even if the only reason Bumblebee was permitting it was due to his lessoned inhibitions, Optimus felt his spark warm.

"I should hope that this experience has been enough of a lesson for you to learn from without the lecture." Optimus said.

Bumblebee nodded, nuzzling against his shoulder.

Growing up in a war, Bumblebee's childhood had been anything but traditional. He'd never had the chance to go to just school or the cinema or the park. Until recently he'd never even met any cybertronians his own age before.

No, instead Bumblebee's childhood had been a serious of safe houses and self defence lessons.

In a strange way, Optimus was glad that Bumblebee was getting in trouble for normal mechling things for once. Not that he was going to tell Bumblebee that.

At least Bumblebee's first fore into high grade hadn't ended with him throwing up on Alpha Trion's prized organic scroll collection.

"Drink this." Ratchet ordered, interrupting Optimus's thoughts as he thrust a glowing purple liquid under Bumblebee's nose.

Bumblebee looked nauseous again at the idea of anything more to drink, but under Ratchet's glare reluctantly took a sip.

"Good now you shouldn't have to waste any more of my time again tomorrow morning because of a hangover."

Optimus fought the urge not to show his smile. As despite Ratchet's gruff words, he knew that the medic's actions showed the not so secret soft spot Ratchet had for the sparking. Because if it had been anyone else in this position, they would've been thrown straight to the brig to sober up the hard way.

"Now, Prime can walk you back to your room so you don't end up in any more trouble." Ratchet stated as he started to clean up.

"I'm okay." Bumblebee protested.

"Oh really?" Ratchet drawled. "Walk in a straight line for me."

Bumblebee pushed the bucket aside as he stood up on his unsteady feet. He didn't even make it one step before nearly faceplanting the floor. Luckily, Optimus managed to catch him by his scruff bar before he could do any more damage to himself.

Even in his drunken state, Bumblebee must've known that resistance would he futile as he didn't put up anymore fight when Optimus scooped him up.

Gone were the days when Optimus could lift Bumblebee with only the palm of his hand. But even on the edge of adulthood, Bumblebee was still a small bot. Optimus cradled him close, arms securing the bot's legs and back, allowing Bumblebee to rest his against his shoulder. Optimus easily carried the mech to his quarters.

Once there, he gently placed Bumblebee down on the berth, tucking the blanket of tarp under the mechling's chin.

As Ratchet's potion kicked in and Bumblebee drifted off, Optimus glanced around the room that was the closest place the young bot had ever had to a home. On shelves sat scavenged action figures from shows he'd never watched, attached upon the painted walls that showed sights he would never see. And by his bed, a set of twins knives that Optimus had tried to talk Jazz out of giving to him.

Because as much as Optimus wished that he could, he would not be able to protect the former sparkling from the horrors of the world. Something that even without a war, would still ring true. One way or another, Bumblebee was always going to grow up.

With a new sense of acceptance, Optimus was about to leave he heard a quiet voice mumble;

"Love you sire."

Optimus smiled, walked back across the room to place a kiss on the helm of his sleeping sparkling.

"I love you too."

#transformers #optimus prime #bumblebee #ratchet #prowl #sideswipe #sunstreaker #jazz #transformers bumblebee #optimus prime is bumblebee's dad #dadimus prime #bumblebee is optimus son #iridescent