First rating batch done…….and now for the extensive cut + explanations + thoughts + feelings + L + ratio under the Read More:
ASGORE: He’s like a staple of the furry community at this point. Absolute failman. Big fat hairy dad what’s not to love. I could fix him. I want everything on earth to happen to him
GARGOYLE: ok here’s the thing gargoyles are VERY underappreciated by general monsterfucker-furry types. They’re so cute and come in all shapes and sizes. This particular design is very good and I would love to take him out for hamburgers. Make his rock-solid body into something rock-soft am I right haha. Ok
PETRILISK: FISH!!! I love fish and fish creatures swamp monsters etc etc they are also VERY underappreciated….nothing is cuter than generic grey fish….I think XIV made me appreciate this type of Sea Man design and this guy is very handsome. I want to rub his cheeks while he gets big (which cheeks? Well…….)
PEPPY: ok I’ll be honest the bucktooth rabbit look isn’t really my favourite I think it looks a little goofy. BUT!!!! He works it well he’s a cute tubby short old man. I would love to make him tubbier….would love to do an art pack on Patreon of him one day. He would look so cute stuffed and sitting in someone’s lap 🫶
PANGORO: he never really used to be a design I liked but I’ve seen a lot of art of him over the years and he’s pretty good. Cute potbellied panda dude. Want him to sit on me and inflate himself and j*rk off (<- whoever said this is INSANE….)
AMICUS: I have ZERO clue about the VN he’s from but I’ve heard lots of good things about it so I would like to read it one day…..judging solely at face value he’s a cute generic wolf (?) uppy dog (?) guy. Cute big snout. No idea if being huge would suit his personality but he would be cute with a squeezable pot belly
DARLING: I haven’t finished Control yet but at face value he a little bit 🤏 plain for my tastes. NOT THAT THAT’S A BAD THING!!!!! Just that there are probably other men I would rather get my scrump on with. However he does wear the “Scientist Potentially Doing Unethical Experiments” look very well. Also he’s greying which automatically gives him points
These sorts of things are always incredibly fun to do, thank you guys for submitting!!!! 🫶💚😄🤓
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The 2nd of the Official Yuck Rating Batches...deffo sided one way LOL....elaborations under the cut
BOGO: ok so like here's the thing. big buff bison (?) guy. thick snout nice voice. ding ding ding. BUT. he is a cop which loses like -20000000 points. HOWEVER!!! I think I could fix him with at least 3 full boxes of donuts. he can use me as a fuckin cushion
BLAIDD: I haven't played Elden Ring (yet!) but I will admit his personality and overall charm really do captivate me. I love a fucked up wolf man. I don't know if I would want him to be huge but I would love to stuff him a bit and play with his fat tits and have him shakily and quietly ask for more
HEAVY: dude like. I still remember being younger and playing TF2 and having my taste in men literally shape because of Heavy's influence. big tall russian guy who eats a lot. like are we kidding. I want to eat out his hairy fat fupa so much so that it sounds like a fucking potato salad
REINHARDT: same as Heavy but less shaping my taste in men and more like cementing them. giant old DILF who is ripped to shit. I want him to sit his fat hairy ass on me and crush me into a diamond I need him so bad it makes me look stupid (WITH or WITHOUT the helmet, which is rare for me)
MAUGA: I fell off of Oversnatch years ago HOWEVER Mauga is very very very much my type at least aesthetically. I really don't know anything about him but his proportions are fucking crazy...I don't know if being huge would suit him in my mind's eye but I would love to hand feed him a spoonful of a dessert we were sharing and have him grin wide at me after
PAPYRUS: maaaan...I always liked Papyrus more than Sans......goofy-ass skeleton with a heart of gold likeee... sir I can make you spaghetti until you can barely move....I see him as so shy and easily flustered in my head like bitchhh......certified #PapyrusLiker from day one
again thank you guys for these these are always really fun because a dumb fuckhead cannot stop writing lists