#ratsoh-writes

[browniepokemon]

@ratsoh-writes

*kisses jasper and lens on the cheek, definitely platonically*

#emberian solunaria #voidkeith #void keith #emberian's art #voidkeith's art #ratsoh-writes #fanart #i loves them #the boys!!

[under-write-reblogs]

To one of my lovely mutuals Edgy / @a-very-tired-raven , I apologize for being slightly late with your b-day present. (And for being unable to think of a good, catchy title for this one-shot) But I hope you enjoy this quick, short story nonetheless… (sorry it wasn’t longer). 

You and your gremlin husband are adorable! And I hope you like it. 

As much as you loved your date-mate… he could be annoying when he wanted to be. 

Most of the time it was all in good fun. You both enjoyed the teasing and the theatrics of your relationship… but today, he was just being obnoxious. 

You both had recently gone to see his favorite musical Hamilton... not the Broadway version, obviously, but the one performed by the Ebbot College students. It had been a lot of fun, and you could tell a lot of effort went into the production of it… but now he was hooked on the music again. 

To be fair, so were you, but you were at least rotating throughout the songs. The perfect mixture of all the nostalgic tunes that made you fall in love with the show in the first place.

But on his agenda for the day was to sing the same one… over, and over, and over again. 

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower

Somehow defeat a global superpower?

How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?

Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon

An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in

He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen

Ev'ryone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Lafayette!

The worst part was the slight variations he would do each time he restarted the song. It was mostly him singing in different voices or accents or styles, but to mix it up and make it more confusing, he’d do different characters in the play and even random actors and characters from other shows.  

And while most of the time you found it hilariously entertaining to hear your boyfriend talk in so many different voices…. but if you heard that song one more time.

I'm takin' this horse by the reins makin'

Redcoats redder with bloodstains

Lafayette!

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em

Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm

Lafayette!

Watch me engagin' em! Escapin' em!

Enragin' em! I'm-

Lafayette!

I go to France for more funds

Lafayette!

I come back with more guns

And ships

And so the balance shifts

To be fair… it's not like you were really doing anything important. Just a mobile game on your phone you randomly downloaded on your phone cause you were bored. 

But it was pretty addicting… and you just. wanted. to. beat. this. level!!

Kind of difficult to focus on and accomplish when your six-foot skeleton date-mate was dancing around the room, singing in more and more absurd voices while laughing at your frustration every time you failed and had to start over, giving him an accusing glare each time. 

The jerk. But he was your jerk. 

You knew the reason he was being so intentionally annoying was because he wanted your attention. …So why not give him exactly what he wanted?

On his next pass by, you reached out to snag him by the waist, pulling him towards you. 

Seeing as how you were sitting on the couch, it ended up being a kind of awkward shuffle to get situated, but you managed. And giving yourself a moment to think about how to het even with the guy, you lean in to kiss him. Putting an end to any further nonsense by keeping him occupied in the best way possible. 

When you pulled back, his eyelight looked a little hazy. 

Perfect.

"You know what I like about you?” You could tell you definitely had his attention now. “I like your ridiculous sense of humor. I like your creativity, and all the pranks and jokes you can come up with on the spot. I like your voice and all the mimicry you can do with it.” 

You couldn’t help but list off a couple of other things about your boyfriend. 

Everything ranging from his appearance to his sense of style… with all of it leading up to "And I love you… but." 

You hesitate. Initially, the plan was that you would gently push him off you to land on the floor before telling him he was annoying… but with the unguarded, happy look he was giving you now, that seemed mean. 

"But I don't think love is a strong enough word." You lean down and kiss him again, tossing your phone onto the couch beside you. All your irritation from earlier gone. …Who needed to beat video game levels anyway? You had something much more important in front of you. What could possibly be better than that?

#undertale #undertale fic #edgy #ratsoh writes #swapfell #cash #(cash and edgy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)

[emeraldhazeidentity]

I was inspired by @ratsoh-writes‘ plant bitties to make one of my own.

Please meet Catmint.

They are based off a catnip plant. All the darker green areas are leaves, the pale green are stems - including the ‘whiskers’, limbs and ‘tail’ - and the little flower on the top is based on a catnip flower.

First time tyring out the Burn overlay layour on GIMP to make the lines coloured. (The sketchiness in the lines is because this was hand-drawn and scanned, then digitally coloured.)

#plant bitties #Catmint the bitty #undertale bitty #undertale fancharacter #ratsoh writes #emerald's art

[isnt-that-something]

Happy Birthday @ratsoh-writes! Have a ton of pizza, pepsi and fun today!

#my art #its art #ratsoh writes #happy birthday

[zirkkun]

My money don’t jiggle jiggle

It folds

I'd love to understand what this means ... and also I'd love to know how long its been sitting in my inbox 😂😂

#zircon answers #ratsoh writes #IM SORRY #ive been offline mostly just reading some posts on my dash every few weeks or so #so i havent checked my inboxes at all sgdhsg #i gotta lot of stuff to go thru #🙏💦

[oodlesndoodles]

Okay, finished :-)

It’s a self insert / a rp I’m doing with the person I’ll add in tags!!

Cali did fall one too many times.

<-TAGS->

@ratsoh-writes

#Definitely go follow!! Their a lively Undertale blog #and a lovely person to chat to :-)

[wuilll]

EXTREMELY LATE BIRTHDAY FOR UUUU

But Darius told me he wanted to cook something to make up for it

@ratsoh-writes

#myart

[a-very-tired-raven]

i suppose it's time for that annual post then, no? I'll try and keep it short this year.

If I'm being honest, for me, right now, it doesn't really feel like new years. Like in just a few hours we'll have a whole new year ahead, and I find that so odd. It's most likely just a me thing, after all.

Despite the shitty moments from this year, this year overall for me has probably been the least shitty out of the last three, though I know that doesn't go for everyone. A lot of you, my friends, have been in mental health slumps(including myself), gone through devestating situation. Not to mention everything that's going on the world right now..

I'd like to salute you, give a nod even, and especially a hug to all of my friends, from different states, countries,(planets) and communities. I don't know what'd I do without you all, every one of you has made me laugh, especially.. especially through some of hardest shit I'm going through currently and Have gone through.

To the friends who've been with me since I've started posted my art and stupid jokes here and have watched me grow, commented, on my growth, who've let me talk when I've needed, opened my eyes to perspectives I'm shocked I hadn't even thought of, and made this year better...and..honestly? I hope I've done the same. Made this year at least a little more bearable.

Going into the new year, I hope to once again spend it with you all, my fifth year on this site, and my fifth year with you guys. Let's stick together with this year, lean on each other, so anyone will know that we have each other through whatever horrifying shit gets thrown at us.

Love you guys.

@und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @let-love-run-red @shimmer-lamp @luminawithherdaemonlinh @ratsoh-writes @hearty-dose-of-ranch @ivyprism @fruitsnackart @kiokodoodles

And to all the others I cant tag right now due to tag limit(?). You know who you are, and I'm thankful.

#Jeep.jeep #Covencalls

[scienceisfood]

@ratsoh-writes

#I'm calling the health inspector

[under-write-reblogs]

Strange Modern Customs

@ratsoh-writes

Happy birthday to you!!

I really do hope you enjoy this little drabble of your nomad boys, learning and making mistakes in the entirely brand new world they were introduced to back when the crash happened. 

Hopefully this is something like what you had in mind. And sorry there’s no actual dialoge from your boys. (...I wan’t quite sure how to pin down their characterization and mannerisms, especially when all this technically took place WAY before the time you have set now for us doing RP’s or anything).  

Here’s to hoping it’s “accurate enough” to what happened and that nobody is too out of character. 

I hope you like it!!

Life was great outside the cursed forest. A little strange sometimes, but far, far more interesting, exciting, (and less life-threatening). There were so many new things to experience! Friends to meet, places to go, things to try, life to live beyond mere survival and constantly searching for a way out. 

It hadn’t even been a year since everything happened. But the royals… (what new names were they going by again? Oh yeah), Founder and Fey had begun integrating with all the others. Finding a new place, a new purpose to fulfill, and had encouraged the rest of their subjects to do the same.  

As they had come to be known, the “nomad” monsters had actually found some relatively distant family in many of the “farm” monsters and had become closer than many of the other AU’s had in such a short time. And the skeleton brothers were no exception. 

Gears and Compass had been taken in by Peaches and Rancher, and not only had they had taught them about farmwork, but they went out of their way to teach them about the modern world and all the possibilities available to them. 

In turn, the nomads had helped out wherever they could. Showing off their unique abilities, and doing their best to learn enough to become independent and return the generosity shown to them. 

Not to say they’re weren’t any mishaps, (the whole “internet” fiasco came to mind…... [and Rancher’s pet rooster chasing them both up a tree that one time]), but one event in particular stood out from the rest… though maybe that was because it was the most recent. There were sure to be more "misadventures” to come in the future, they were sure of it. 

Evidently, something in the house needed replacing, and despite not having the piece needed on hand and having to come up with a solution for it, the farm bros simply ordered a new part for it, saying they’d just save some time and put it in themselves once it showed in a couple of days. 

They didn’t even sound all that impressed with the fact. How momentous it was to just… need something and have it sent to you, wherever you were… whatever it was you needed. Not needing to find a solution and fix it, or compensate and bear with it until it truly became unusable. 

It was wonderful!! It led to so many possibilities!!

A few days passed and the farmer brothers had been out tending to something in town when the package arrived.  

Compass and Gears, excited to confirm that the part ordered by the farm brothers had actually arrived, thought they would at least get the part out and halfway set up with all the tools they knew the farm bros would need… (The instructions were right there on top after all. Surely it couldn't be that hard... at least they could find and get everything ready!) 

But as they pulled the part out of the box, they couldn’t help but notice the space inside was filled with…? Well, it didn’t take long for them to make a connection as to what the “packaging” inside the box, (presumably to insulate and protect the somewhat delicate piece inside), reminded them of. 

Though... it was a little odd to use food to protect the piece during shipping. 

The nomad boys weren't new to the idea of eating nuts or anything… it had been a staple of their previous life at certain points… but they hadn't been exposed to everything. And the farmers had gone out of their way to introduce them to all the various snacks and meals they could try now that they were here instead of in the forest. 

These peanuts were… well a different color than the others they'd tried… and the fact that they were free-floating and "unpackaged" in a box with equipment was a little odd… but what else could they be? 

It'd be weird to make something look like food but not actually have it be food, right? 

…So they tried it. (It actually wasn't all that bad… not as good as the ones they had tried before, but not bad. [Or at least nowhere near as awful as some of the things they consumed during hard times in the forest]).

And then Peaches and Rancher walked in. 

After a brief staring contest, they quickly began interrogating the nomads on what they were doing. And upon realizing what had happened, Peaches began to chuckle before quickly dissolving into full-on laughter at the situation, while Rancher (trying to hide his amusement at the misunderstanding) explained that ‘No, it wasn’t actually food. Yes, he was sure of it. And NO they couldn’t have more!’

…This brand new “modern” world sure had some strange customs, and ideas, and rules to follow. 

But in all honesty, Gears and Compass couldn’t wait to experience it all. So what if they made some mistakes? It was all a learning experience, and they couldn't wait to begin exploring all the new possibilities!   

#undertale #undertale fic #ratsoh writes #I really do love ALL your boys ratsoh #but I have NO IDEA how you manage to keep them all straight #hope you enjoy your b-day present anyways

[ratsoh-writes]

It’s been 3 long days since ratsoh has last posted. Our rations have almost run out, as I’m writing this, people are trying to decide who to eat. Bones don’t have much nutritional value. We can only hope that the rescue party reaches civilization soon

lol sorry y’all, I’m going through a breakup rn. Once it’s situated I’ll get the last of those matchups done!

[vrnicky]

okay, another list to help out @ratsoh-writes

Nicky's relationship between my own boys (kinda like a collab? Since they sometimes appeared in her blog/universe lol) NOT ALL WILL APPEARED BC THEY'RE A LOT LOL

Besties:

Hans (swapfell crystal papyrus)

Edan (swapfell crystal sans)

Papy (undertale)

Miere (underswap papyrus)

Money (swapfell papyrus)

Zen (horrortale sans)

Max (horrortale papyrus)

Loan (horrorfell sans)

Nayer (horrorfell papyrus)

Nolan (not undertale found papyrus)

Friends:

Coffee (fellswap gold papyrus)

Slim (fellswap papyrus)

Black (fellswap sans)

Shark (mafiaswap sans)

Hator (horrorswap papyrus)

Odiseo (horrorswap sans)

Allen (storyshift sans)

Just know them by sight: (nothing bad)

Patrone (mafiafell sans)

Chief (mafiafell papyrus)

Wine (fellswap gold sans)

Cap/tian (underfell papyrus)

Rojo (underfell sans)

Neutral:

Devonte (mafiaswapfell sans)

Sargent (mafiaswapfell papyrus)

Blue (underswap sans)

Berry (swapfell sans)

Sans (undertale

Doesn't like them:

Bliss (storyshift papyrus)

Eros (eros!sans)

Hates them:

Gorilla (mafiaswap sans)

#taco writes! #worldbuilding collab #collab? #with ratsoh stuff #?

[the1920sisntaphasemom]

Lol, guess who drew for once~

Thanks for the motivation @ratsoh-writes, I wanted ta draw the ladies in Golden Festival fits

#kaysart #kaysdoodle #golden festival event

[gonorrhea-mama]

I found a fantastic one, guys. I absolutely love bread bowls.

Soup good

@hazelbasil1234 @wuilll @scienceisfood @luminawithherdaemonlinh @ratsoh-writes @a-very-tired-raven

[oodlesndoodles]

Silly goofy!!!

This is my little comic j made a while back )poor quality I know of my oc (Cali) popping by Oak and Willow’s bakery. Yes the dude in yellow is the random dude.

Just gonna tag them because I feel if would be rude to send this in their ask box!

@ratsoh-writes

#oodles of doodles #oodlesndoodles nonsense #art #oc #digital art #sans #horror sans #horrortale papyrus #horrortale sans #horrortale au #horrortale fanart #au