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#ratsumu
shokami · 2 years
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‘ 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖊𝖙’𝖘 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖔𝖓 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊. ’
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seungstarss · 2 years
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i remember people saying it was a slur bc on blr or wp they used it to call atsumu ratsumu as a nn ig? is ut only offensive though if it’s being used against someone who’s east asian?
FSGAGQA HAIKYUU ATSUMU? but damn I didn't even know ratsumu was said in such a way,,, I always thought it was bc he was skeevy (endearingly) but I think so??? I honestly have no experience with this
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muwur · 4 years
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Since requests were open I was wondering if I could request father headcanons for iwai + ushi + atsumu 🥺 btw your writing is vv tasty n I can’t wait to see you write more !! Keep up the good work n stay safe !!
haikyuu daddee headcanons
✧ hc’s ✧ for iwaizumi, ushijima, and atsumu
❧ gn reader
✎ 1.4k words
a/n: omg u called my writing taSTY Dx i cri tySM 💞 that is a high compliment for me AHAHAHAH ILY and ty for the request! 
also my lovelies i m back i m sry i was gone so long feojfe i miss yall <3 here u go enjoi, this was fun to write lmk if yall want more characetrs AHAHA
current listen: accidentally in love by sHREK AAHAH jkjk i mean counting crows, they cant take that away from me by ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong, love the way you lie by eminem and rihanna
requests: open!
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iwaizumi
✧ prePARED daddy
✧ picked up on this parenting thing p fast, also does a lot of research so he’s ready to face any situation
✧ teaches his kids how to behave n respect others
✧ also makes sure they know not to talk to strangers and teaches them some self defense
✧ be warned these kids are packing a surprise can of whOOP ASS,, dont fuck w them,, plus u wouldnt want buff daddee iwa on ur tail
✧ honestly his kids would be ANGELS ,,, n thats cuz he treats them all so w e l l
✧ mans is ATTENTIVE. he asks his kids about their days, their interests, and encourages discussion about their fEELINGS 🥺
✧ always offers them really valuable and light-hearted advice
✧ and gives them the love and transparency we all wanted but never had--
✧ however his kids are easily (n negatively) influenced esp when uncle oikawa comes to visit--
✧ but mostly bc iwa gets annoyed and slips out a lot of curse words and a “shittykawa” and then his kids started calling oikawa that and now it’s ingrained in them forever fjoefefgfvi (*distant phlattykawa crying noises*)
✧ gives them LOTS of head pats and ruffles as signs of affection
✧ PACKS THEIR SCHOOL LUNCHES and ensures they eat a balanced meal
✧ attends all their games/events,, will get a bit rowdy hype them up
✧ def lets his kids sleep with him when they’re having a bad night or woke up scared from a nightmare (and waits for them to fall asleep before going to sleep himself fojref)
✧ when they were babies he usually succeeded to get them to stop crying by pulling funny faces, showing them their favorite cartoons, or humming a lullaby
✧ when they get older,,, u bet iwa would be suPER protective esp when their kids start being iNtErEsTeD in other people
✧ you: “iwaizumi, they seem like a really nice kid, though”
✧ iwa: *sitting with you in the car, across the street from the ice cream parlor your child said they were at, and spying from the window* “you can’t trust everyone, of course they seem ‘nice,’ they just want our approval”
✧ definitely did not interrupt his child’s potential first kiss at their house’s doorstep by slamMINg the door open “sUDDENLY” cuz he “hEard TheIR vOicEs and THougHt TO lET them In”
✧ effectively traumatized both kids
✧ tho he felt bad after n u made him go apologize so he did (and he was forgiven, only if he agreed to never spy on them again--)
✧ doesn’t stop him from scrutinizing every person yalls kid introduces to you tho
✧ overall a super supportive dad, 11/10
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ushijima
✧ ok dEF does not know much about parenting ,, at first
✧ stared at his child like ???nani when you both changed their first diaper
✧ also had plenty of staring contests with his babies ,,, called it bonding
✧ was curious and tasted baby food once,,, immediately regretted it
✧ once put a volleyball next to his child, who attempted to bite it, and took it as a sign that they liked it
✧ after sum time n practice, his mind becomes split between “how to volleyball” and “how to dad”
✧ catch him in the kitchen wearing an apron and whipping up his kids’ favorite smiley face pancakes 😤😤
✧ has an amazing ability to get his kids to stop crying, does really simple things like give them their favorite toy or place a gentle hand on their hand or attend to their needs (mans can tell if they want food or needa poop) and they calm down immediately
✧ carried them on his shoulders once and now they never stop asking him for shoulder rides (not that he minds anyway)
✧ if theres two kids he can probs carry one on each shoulder cuz cmon ,,, have u seen this man
✧ always goes to every performance/game/event his child takes part in
✧ man smiles so soft™ when he goes to the 1st grade play and sees his kid’s name in the program next to their role as “townsperson b” (next year, they upgraded to “singing carrot” in a play about the food pyramid)
✧ if his kid ends up enjoying volleyball, he will teach them e v e r y t h i n g they need to know
✧ but is overall super supportive of anything else his child pursues and doesn’t push anything onto them, would rather let them choose what they want to do
✧ had n o idea what to do when his kid asked him about the birds n the bees asfghkl
✧ couldnt sleep one night thinking about it and just randomly asks you while yall laying in bed in the dARk like “so our child asked me how babies are made and I told them they came from watermelon seeds” (you: 👁️👄👁️ “come again”)
✧ you: *at the grocery store with your child*
✧ child: *hands you watermelon* “I want a little brother!”
✧ you: “haha of course honey” 👁️👄👁️ what do i do (*later to ushijima* “duhfojhguf we needa get another baby i promised our child a younger brother fohurof” ; ushi: “wat” ; you: “itS YOUR FAULT”)
✧ yall eventually tell them not every watermelon can produce babies only really special ones that are really hard to get fhuoefkfotfi theyre not ready for the truth
✧ another great daddee, we stan
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atsumu
✧ knew parenting was stressful esp with bABieS but was like eh it cant be that bad right
✧ think again
✧ g o o d b y e  s l e e p
✧ develops phat bags under his eyes, responds with a weak “aha im fine just that parenting life and the kids ykNOW” whenever his teammates ask if he’s oKAY
✧ tried to tempt his kids to eat their mush baby food by trying it himself, nearly gagged but was able to say “eughh yuMM”
✧ loves to lift them high up in the air, even throws them up a little and nearly drops them (yall almost died from feAR but babie was having so much fun,,, yall agreed to be just a bit more careful)
✧ rlly bad at getting them to stop crying, gets very stressed when he’s exhausted every option he can think of then calls you over for some help/advice (you: *immediately calms them down* ; ratsumu: “how--”)
✧ calls up osamu a lot to ask him how to make food ,, then simps whenever his twin brother comes over and the kids are in love with this man and his cooking (”dad why cant you make stuff as yummy as this”)
✧ very affectionate with his kids, gives them lots of hugs and kisses on the forehead
✧ plays with them a lot! whether it’s sports, just dance, animal crossing, or UNO, yOU NAME IT WE PLAY IT
✧ also has no mercy when playing competitive video or board games,, has made them cry more than once LOL
✧ so sometimes he toned it down n let them win,, until his kids actually got better and DEMOLISH him every time
✧ is cool with his kids cursing, just as long as they don’t do it in front of their teachers LMAO
✧ plays innocent when he gets a call from school saying his kid was using ‘inappropriate language’ and is like “whaaat? my child? im not even sure where they learned that, maybe check if the other kids in class are saying those things, too--”
✧ reminisces how much nicer his kids were to him when they were younger and all the time they spent together,,, bc now that they reached their tEeNS they want alone time
✧ wants to be B) cool dad so he tries kinda hard, esp in front of their friends but his kid’s just like dad pls dofjrgjigtgro
✧ also very supportive of whatever his kids want to pursue and dedicates time to help them in whatever ways he can (whether that be to help them practice, make sure he can provide transportation, get them supplies, etc)
✧ always playfully competing with you to see who’s the “better” parent (you win by default)
✧ PROTECTIVE dad and will easily intimidate ANYONE who crosses his kids
✧ takes sum adjustment and mental resilience but daddee atsumu perseveres  😤 absolutely loves his kids and would do anything for them  
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queenofskunks · 3 years
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We should learn who else is on the MSBY Black Jackals with Hinata, Atsumu, Bokuto, and Sakusa. We draw these idiots like they're the only people on the team.
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koushi-waka · 4 years
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Can you write headcanons for Bokuto, Ushijima, and Atsumu with an s/o that gets bullied and they found out??
Yeah definitely! This is a really sad prompt and if you’re being bullied personally i’ll teleport to you and attack your bully-
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Bokuto
You had been bullied for a while, but you’d failed to mention it to Bokuto because you didn’t want to worry him too much. You had the small mentality of “being used to it” so you didn’t really mind anymore. 
After school one day, it’s actually Akaashi who sees your bullies harassing you and spitting words at you, but when he asks if you’re ok you beg him to not tell Bokuto.
Akaashi begrudgingly agrees not to tell him under the condition that you talk to him or Bokuto if it ever gets too serious. 
Normally they pester you after classes while you’re waiting for Bo’s practice to be over, since there aren’t as many teachers around for them to get caught. 
One day, practice lets out early and Bokuto is looking everywhere for you because he knows you’re lingering around the school grounds, and he turns the corner to see your bullies ganging up on you, laughing while you try and get away from them.
Bokuto literally charges forward, yelling at them to back off and they all panic and flee because Bokuto is Big and they want no trouble with him at all. 
He gathers you up in his arms, squeezing you tight and asking what had happened, if you were ok, if you were hurt? His heart is pounding up against his chest in a panic because seeing you crying just ruins him. 
Through tears you explain that you’d been bullied for some time by them and he gets a little upset you didn’t tell him, but he doesn’t cause a fuss because all he cares about now is making sure this never happens again. 
He’s the most protective boyfriend ever now, basically follows you around like a puppy between classes and until practice. He makes you come into the gym and watch now so they don’t bother you, otherwise he’ll just be too worried during be productive.
Whenever he sees your bullies around he’ll put a protective arm over your shoulder or around your waist to pull you in tight to him. 
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Ushijima
He’s really blatantly oblivious to anything that may be going on, so hiding that you’re bullied is relatively easy. Well, from him, anyway. Your bullies typically targeted you during volleyball practices, so Ushijima really couldn’t tell. 
One day, Tendou is slacking off from practice and sees your bullies pushing you around, but you don’t see him as you jog away in tears from the laughing harassers. 
Tendou pulls Ushijima aside after practice (and before Ushijima’s second practice) and tells him he may want to check in on you with reserved worry. Tendou doesn’t really say why, because he doesn’t think it’s really his place to say anything. 
Ushijima doesn’t really pick up on why, but he jogs out to where you often study while waiting for him to be done with practice and sees you a little more flustered than usual. When you quickly deny that nothing is wrong, he starts to get a little suspicious that something is, in fact, wrong. But he’s not one to push the issue.
After practice a few days later he decides to visit you again before he works on his serves, and comes across one of your bullies pushing you to the ground and it all clicks, why you had a bruise on your elbow that one time, why you’d been so quiet and sad recently, and he will not have it. 
He really, really firmly grabs onto one of their shoulders and stares them down. “I suggest you leave.” his voice is imposing, deep and threatening as his intense eyes watch their fleeing forms. 
He doesn’t get angry that you didn’t tell him, but he does feel conflicted knowing he couldn’t help you sooner. He’ll probably take you right back home, making it one of the rare times he doesn’t keep going after group practice. 
Silently protective of you from here on out. He’s kind of like a looming shadow of yours when he isn’t at practice, so you essentially never get bothered again. He’ll grab onto your hand when the two of you are walking through halls so everybody knows that you’re under his protection. 
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Atsumu
You weren’t bullied until you and Atsumu’s relationship went public. The two of you weren’t necessarily hiding it, but the second that he gave you a sly kiss on the cheek before classes started in the middle of the hallway the word spread around.
A few girls in your class were pissed that their favorite Miya twin had dated somebody that wasn’t one of them, so they took their anger out on you. They’d harass you in class, passing notes with cruel messages during lectures or shoving your books off your desk when they rush out the door to lunch.
Mostly you ignored them, knowing it was just petty jealously, but it was a little irritating hearing them cheer so actively for your boyfriend during his games. 
The only reason you don’t tell Atsumu is you’re afraid he’ll treat it as a joke and tease you for being jealous that there’s girls after him. So you keep it to yourself. 
While you’re sitting at one of the tables outside, the girls ambush you, dumping water all over your head and cackling, not realizing Atsumu, who had been looking for you, had seen the whole thing. 
When he goes up to confront them, their whole attitude changes as they quickly try apologizing, explaining it was a misunderstanding, and Atsumu is viciously cruel. “Huh, did’ya really think drenching them was gonna get me to like ‘ya? Fuckin’ annoying pigs.” The girls pale up and flee right after that. 
Atsumu, shockingly, doesn’t tease you besides one quick comment about how you look cute all wet (you smack him.), he just helps you get home to dry up. He mutters a small apology into your hair after pulling you in close to place a kiss on your forehead. 
After this he amps up the PDA in school, mostly to irritate anybody who would give you shit. Unlike before though, he shoots pointed glares at any of the girls he knew were jealous. 
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scared-suna · 4 years
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Atsumu: Sakusa did you theres 20 letters in the alphabet?
Sakusa: Theres 26
Atsumu: Oh yea, i forgot "u r a q t"
Sakusa: ... that makes 25
Atsumu: You'll get the "d" later
Inarizaki and Itachiyama: [chOke]
Osamu from the other side of the room: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU
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animesimpbots · 4 years
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Kuroo: OH SHIT ITS A RAT
Sakusa: *grabbing 50 cans of Lysol* What!? Where!?
Atsumu: *walking out the room, knowing what he means*
Kuroo: damn... nevermind it scampered away
Sakusa:....
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daylightsimp · 4 years
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fav twins 🏐🏐 imissthem
(osamubesttwin but i love ratsumu too (╯w╰)
nyeh,, i can't seems to captured their expression accurately lol but it's OK ●︿●
©reference to furudate 🏐
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crashlea-hart · 4 years
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Chibi style Hogsports, slither on in bitches.
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runin-reads · 4 years
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Okay so hear me out Haikyuu manga readers...
Timeskip Atsumu with a tongue piercing. *mic drop*
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btsarmysoul7 · 4 years
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*Sakusa walking home with Atsumu & sees a rat*
Sakusa: I'm disgusted *rubbing his hands with hand sanitizer*
Atsumu: Do you ever think about how rats all over the world can speak different languages
Sakusa:
*Sakusa sacrifices him to the demons*
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aiyinyinnart · 4 years
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Kita squad! ❤️🦊
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bitcyywaifu · 4 years
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“Ignoring My Boyfriend for 24 hours Challenge!”
Atsumu x Reader
(keep in mind Reader Failed Doing this Challenge)
Atsumu
You were laying on your bed scrolling through Tik Tok,then you saw a Tik Tok where the creator ignores their Lovers for a day.Of course you had to try it out yourself cause like why not but this will be kinda hard since Atsumu always waits for you at the gates,maybe you could sprint in.You sighed softly “This is gonna be hard...”You groaned.But you still wanted to see his reaction it might be priceless or cute,right?
You woke up the next morning and started to get ready for school.You started walking to school and Atsumu suddenly texted you.
                                                  7:29 A.M.
Ratsumu <3:Hey Bby I’ll be kinda late today Osamu is still making his food.Sorry bby.
                                                 7:31 A.M.
Ratsumu <3:Okay.... meet you at school bby love you <3
                                You giggled softly the prank has began!
It started raining,you started worrying about Atsumu “Where is heeeee”You thought.Suddenly Atsumu comes in his uniform wet from the rain.You always wondered how he look so handsome even when he’s soaked from the rain.He walked to his desk and waved at you,you took notice and did nothing,he texts you.
Ratsumu <3:Hey good morning bby.
Ratsumu <3:Baby...hey look at me.
Ratsumu <3:I’m having a bad day,don’t ignore me...
He saw you looked at your phone,but...IGNORED him.He got furious he had a short temper and you knew that.Why were you ignoring him?Did he hurt you emotionally?Did his fangirls confront you?Were you about to break up with him..?Were you...
“ATSUMU!!!!”The teacher yelled,”P-Present...”He said.Some of the girls giggled softly “He’s so cute~” some of the girls commented.He ignored them and looked at you straight in the eyes...he mutters under his breath “(y/n)...”
                                                 ~  L U N C H ~
You took you lunch and quickly walked to your friends table,Atsumu noticed you.He grabbed you and pulled you into a empty classroom,you were cornered by Atsumu...”shit...” You muttered under you breath.”SHIT?!”He yelled “Thats It?That all you have to say...?”you bit your lip,his leg is now between your legs.”Oh no..” you thought,he pulled him into a sloppy kiss he bit your bottom lip hard you squealed.Your lip would bleed a little,he smirked satisfied of what he had done.You start feeling a hand crawl up your bare back you felt feather touches behind your back.You clasped a hand on your mouth trying not to make a sound.”We could do it right here,right now I wouldn’t mind people seeing us they would see how much of a slut you are...” He whispered into your ear “Still ignoring me huh....?” he growled into your ear.He scoffed and immediately bit on your neck “A-Atsu-” “You finally talked you slut....were you that desperate for my touch...?” “A-Atsu- A-AcK~” He bit down harder this time “Answer me...” He growled lowly you could feel his hot breath on your neck.”N-No...A-Atsumu this was a-all just a P-prank...” You said between muffled noises since you had clasped your mouth.”Prank huh...at least now you know not to prank me huh...?” You nod “Well guess we’re gonna skip class now”.   ”W-Why?’  He points at his pants that was forming a tent. “You did this now deal with it...” “E-EH..!’ you felt a pair of strong arms carry you up. “I’m gonna call Osamu to take our stuff and tell him you were sick ‘kay now be the Good little slut yea?”
Creator:Im so sorry for not posting much ;~; If i do have motivation tmr I might make Osamu’s x( I wanted to write Tsumu,Samu,Kita and Suna but I’m sooo tired sorry if its not good and I’m so sooryy if you took offence to the `Slut` thing hes saying your a `Sweet~Little~Unforgettable~Thing`                                            hope u enjoy!
                                                                                                          ~Creator
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kuroshiiiii · 4 years
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ats*mu
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vincekiyoomi0811 · 4 years
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MSBY AT THE POOL:
bokuto:
hinata:
sakusa:
atsumu:
sakusa: I s-
atsumu: The pool is filled with snot piss and sweat
sakusa: I hate you SO much
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reogou · 4 years
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Y/N: I love you
Atsumu: I mean, who wouldn't?
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