*pets dogs through screen*

they love it.

also yall see my new poe tattoo? 😳

Sieh and Gideon the Ninth?

Gideon Nav is answered! and honestly my hearts not strong enough to go thru that again, but sieh!!!!

SIEH “CHILD BUT OLD” NKJEMISININHERITANCETRILOGYSERIOUSLYWHYTHEFUCKWOULDPEOPLETHINKITSTHEDRAGONONETHATONESUCKSANDISAQUADROLOGY

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

okay, so! two answers!

child sieh: adorable! omg! child!!!!!! u love him! protect n all that! baby who's seen hell a child never should!

adult sieh: (inheritance trilogy spoilers) ...okay. so like. long dark hair. sleek, wiry muscle. obviously deka thinks he's hot, and deka's one of the hottest characters to ever be written. like, a picture's worth a thousand words, but actions speak volumes, you know what i mean? we all know what deka did in that room. would he do that to an uggo? no! he's hot! and middleaged sieh???? gray at the temples dilf sieh??? deka STILL thinks he's hot dilf sieh???? like what the fuck that dude aged like fine wine! like even canonically sieh's like 'i'm extremely hot for my age' like yea u are king! look like an old ass man two hotties STILL wanna fuck you. unbelievable.

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

no? like there's the inherent coming of age story of it all. the disconnect from self, the need to please others... like he's a character with a Theme and those themes resonate with most people cuz jemisins an incredible author but like. i didn't particularly go 'oh shit me????' (tho i DID have an internal 'haha' at the Lift Stormlight-esque accidental coding of him always shaving and wearing androgynous clothes, in his case cuz he hated aging, but like... i remember first year of college me)

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t kno

i hope so! 🥺 i wouldnt wanna have a deka OR a shahar thing with him but like. idk! he's just neat!

made these lovers ref sheets <3

Fuck you by the way, beesechurger is still stuck in my head to this day.

Good. The beesechurger will never die.

Little Ghost

Just some thoughts on Hennessy, her mother, and The Lace.

this part of the mister impossible wiki fandom recap is so unhinged 😭😭 ronan wtf

do you ever read a book that's like. not poorly written but it really doesn't do anything for you but you keep reading waiting for that moment where everything clicks but it just doesn't come, and you're halfway through the book and you kinda don't want to read anymore but you hate leaving books half read and also you loved the author's previous work so you're trying to give it a chance so you plow through anyway and by the end you feel relieved but also bloated like you've stuffed yourself with some really mediocre food and you need a palate cleanser

Karma would happily nuzzle and smooch at that huge sack. Her voice, despite her face being smothered, would speak clearly for the other to hear. "I worship all of your big hedonistic body, babe! And the only reason I'm not apart of this body is because you prefer crushing me and showing it off to me!" And along with that, a large platter of pancakes would float over towards Raven, to help keep her figure as massive as it was! What a supportive Dragon Dork!~

"Hmph~ Good answer... I guess you're safe from being tossed to my slut storage for now~" Raven pouted sarcastically as she reached forwards at the plate of pancakes, a bit too far it seems as the heroine lost her balance and fell forwards causing a wave of gothic thigh flab to flow against and push Karma to the ground as the half-demon's gut collided with the ground. Seeing and feeling her simp being buried beneath her flabby trunks Raven called her legs and her voracious junk bothered her none as she knew how much the dragon practically worshipped her corpulent form. Instead she shrugged and used her own magic to tug the plate of treats over to her open maw and begin to messily devour them. "When your finished dr-uurrp~ing yourself out from between my thighs, feel free to get closer to my face so I can reward you with a kiss or ten~"

WHAT HAPPENS TO RICHARD “cabeswater brought me back to life” GANSEY III IF NO LEY LINE ENERGY

@nothingtoseehd requested something for my Ravpid AU and who am I to deny writing about one of my favorite AU’s?

Also, I had intended for people to send in requests through an ask, but I never specified so that’s my fault. Anyway onto the fanfic!

“Hiya Raven!!”

Raven jumps slamming her locker. She stares over “Maddie you scared me!”

Their friend stares, seemingly soaking up the information before they shake their head with a giggle “Sorry Raven!!” Raven rolls their eyes with a giggle “It’s fine Mad.”

Maddie goes quiet again. Raven raises an eyebrow “Everything okay” her friends snaps their head up “Oh! I just remembered, have you heard of the new girl?”

“New girl??” Raven asks, they hadn’t heard anyone mention it. Maddie shrugs “Apparently she’s transferring here. No idea where she comes from though”

Before Raven can respond a girl bursts out the doors of Grimms office. “Sorry! Coming through!” She says carrying heavy bags.

Raven is mesmerized immediately. She has pink hair and gorgeous blue eyes. Before Raven can think about it more though, the girl is tripping and falling. Before Raven can control themselves, they fling towards the girl, quickly using their magic to catch the falling bags and quickly grabbing the girls arm to keep her for falling also.

Once the chaos is over the two girls are locked in a staring match. “Thank you” the girl says breathlessly. Raven smiles “It’s no problem! You looked like you could use some help. “Yeah” the pink hair girl says sheepishly, rubbing the back of her neck “I shouldn’t have packed so much”

Raven stares for a moment, taking in the girls features. God, her voice is beautiful to. Finally Raven speaks up “Uh! What’s your name.”

“C.A Cupid! But just call me Cupid” the girl responds. putting out her hand. The witch shakes it “I’m Raven.”

Cupid nods “Nice meeting you. Thank you for helping me.” Raven grins again, feeling a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach.

Cupid starts turning away, “I can help you carry your bags!!” Raven blurts out

Cupid turns around, a small smile creeps on her lips

“I’d like that”

Iconic RWBY moments :3

Ruby revealing Crescent Rose’s scythe form in the Red Trailer.

I don’t think ANYONE watching the Red Trailer for the first time saw this coming lol.

Similarly, Ruby beheading the Nevermore

When a sequence from the FIRST volume is still considered one of the best in the series 8 years later, it says a lot lol

“PYRRHAAAAAAAAA!”

I know you read that in her voice. You can admit it :3

Speaking of volume 3

This here is still one of my favorite Ruby moments

Adam getting hit in the face with Bumblebee 😊

Sorry for the Gif I couldn’t find a better one >_> But yeah, iconic and deserved :3

About time I add in a wholesome one

Makes me squeal ;-;

And of course how could I forget

✨Maiden Eyes✨

currently trying desperately to stop myself from reading the raven cycle through for the third time this year...

Whoop, whoop, Gansey boy!

Duolingo and Raven Boys crossover confirmed.

Raven: I wanna be alone this Halloween 

Tai, nodding: Loans are very scary

@calliopedreamt​ » ❝ you must indulge me the occasional mistake. ❞ — erik

𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, Erik’s absence too noticeable on a task initially planned with his presence in mind. They’d been tepid about moving forward without him, where he loomed a greater and greater presence as Magneto—someone to be feared and awed in equal measure. Azazel had capitulated when pushed and she’d rallied two of their newest with relative ease. It had been enough to set out, to do what needed doing, even as she seethed. It hadn’t been enough to prevent loss, however; a life in the Brotherhood snuffed out before it could hardly begin. Her own injuries substantial enough that they had taken hours to heal, leaving behind lasting evidence of the fight in the sharp split of her lip, which stung now at the first taste of bourbon. 

Raven was far from ignorant to the conflict that lurked beneath the stern, violent facade of Magneto. She'd known the man who had existed before, a version of Erik lighter than this, if still burdened. She knew the toll it took, the weight that sloped his shoulders and bent his spine in slow, agonizing increments—knew, too, that he could carry it. Raven made effort to share in the burden where she could, but even she recognized that he would be the face of their cause and no one else. It made it easier, then, to gather impassivity around her, to push him harder where he hesitated and to leave him with nowhere else to go. 

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄, a path they had both tried to bury, though she had worked far harder to submerge it, to burn away any lingering hope of returning to a place that would never be home again. The years between had served her far better than they had Erik, whose most idle thoughts bruised shadows beneath his eyes. It was easy to know when his thoughts had turned toward nostalgia, toward the unobtainable—his mood suddenly more sour and his exhaustion obvious. There were times he sought her out and others where he hid, nursing that part of him still like the grief of it was an old friend rather than an infection slowly killing him. It’d been a stupidly unfortunate circumstance to, after years of not needing a thing, find themselves in need of help. Emma had chafed at the admission, but for all that she was powerful, she could not outmatch Cerebro. She had wanted, even then, to accuse Erik of accepting it too readily. They hadn’t quite argued, for all that she had wanted them to, when she had demanded to come. But so like the man he was, he’d refused, haughty and certain of his self-control.

It smarts, to have been so right.

“ You’re late, ” she accused, voice low and thorned with judgment where she leaned casually against the far wall of his room. She watched the tension coil and soothe all in the span of a second, trusting in her presence in a way that only stoked the fire of her resentment. “ We had to go without you. ” The low light of the room cast her in dark, glowering shadows, eyes glinting yellow despite the humanness of her chosen form. Anger simmered beneath her skin, and further down, a malicious curiosity. Where they knew each other too well, Erik seemed not to mind it at all, eyeing her impassively before peeling away the outermost layers. Spiteful of it, where she could recall the warm blood of a dying mutant on her hands, she tossed in casual, indifferent cruelty, “ David died. ” 

𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇, 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 against her words like armor. But he was no stranger to cruelty, forbidding and rigid where she had hoped the news might have greater impact. “ You must indulge me the occasional mistake. ”  And she scowled at that, disdainful of what had kept him so long, of his choice to defend it even where it had cost them—cost her. She downed the glass in her hand, relishing in the sharp burst of fire it licked against the still-split skin of her lower lip, and thought idly about throwing it at him. She wasn’t likely to hit him, not unless he let her, but she enjoyed the thought anyway. 

“ You should have been here, ” she cut, fingers reaching to seek out the wound where it surely lingered with fresh blood. All she need do was to follow the taste of iron. “ Not dawdling in a fantasy. ” Raven’s posture remained casual, even where she watched him with predatory assessment. “ Tell me you at least got what we needed? ”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28784037/chapters/79127119

A much needed, fairly fluffy chapter! This story just makes me happier each chapter!

meow

I really do love latching myself onto fictional pieces of media that feature a spooky forest, magic, and The Gays™ huh