#rayveewrites

[12u3ie]

Oh, the bone shop is back!

Can I purchase 10 vertebrae and three pairs of ribs? I've been meaning to stock up on spares.

I can pay in, uh...do you take human teeth? I don't have many actual bones I can offer. Is one set of teeth even enough? Probably not.

I also have a lava lamp?

Yes, of course, of course I've got some. What kind of market would we be here without vertebrae and ribs? And human teeth? We're always willing to except some chompers around these parts, no matter how many. As long as they're equivalent to purchase, of course. A full set will cover you well for what you're seeking.

Also, nice lava lamp! I think you should keep that, as a treat to yourself. It looks quite good to me. Will be very valuable when that style and aesthetic makes a full resurgence some day! Take care!

#rayveewrites #bone thieves arc

[cluemily]

Cleo, Bdubs and Wels / Disneyland / yes I know you've already written this but I crave More / fluff and/or comedy

💜

/sweats in writing something new, looking at WIP folder/

OK, something new... Uh... how about a continuation of that last snippet? :D (That's the best I got right now ahaha.)

As the group progressed around the park, their attire seemed to have grown just that little bit sillier.

They’d quickly realised that it was easier to hide a man clad in armour when his shining metal outfit was hidden under near-opaque, oversized rain poncho. And so one was purchased for Wels immediately – enough were wandering around in them as is, be it to protect from a sudden downpour or the splashing from a water ride, so it definitely drew the attention of the park-goers much less.

Bdubs had begrudgingly accepted the pair of round ears from earlier, the cheery headband contrasting the scowl he wore as they continued on through the park.

It was Wels that had noticed Cleo had fell behind first, prompting the remaining trio to turn back and make sure she hadn’t wound up in any sort of trouble. Their worries were quickly eased, as upon retracing their steps Cleo was easily found staring up at what at first looked like some dilapidated mansion atop a slight incline, the path towards it lined with graves… and a queue waiting to enter the haunting mansion.

“Cleo!” Bdubs was the first to catch on with a yell, storming over and planting himself in front of the zombie to catch her attention. “We’re leaving! C’mon!”

Cleo paused, considering the building for a moment. “Bdubs, don’t you think it’s only fair I get to look at at least one building, since you and Wels have already looked around.”

He spluttered in response. “I was in there for all of ten minutes before Wels dragged me out of there screaming! And we’ve been hiding, Cleo! We didn’t even look at anything!”

“...Would you like to?”

Bdubs straightened up immediately, anger melting away in an instant. “Yes.”

It took minimal convincing to drag the other half of their group into the line after that, three Hermits eyes trailing over the building’s design and mumbling comments to one another, judging it on whatever standards they had whilst their chaperone trailed behind. Sure, Darren should have maybe intervened already, but they seemed to be having such a good time; like little children, maybe… though he’d definitely learned enough in his brief discussions with Cleo that voicing that amused thought would be a possible death wish.

And when it came time to finally leave, their arms a little more laden with souvenirs for a bunch of names he didn’t recognise, Darren didn’t question it when they sent him through the turnstiles first and Cleo assured him they’d be there soon.

Darren especially didn’t question why they rushed him over to the rental vehicle that had brought him and Cleo here, demanding he drive and drive quickly (yet reasonably enough they wouldn’t be pulled over).

And if there was news of odd feats causing havoc at the exit of the theme park, a suspected distraction, Darren would just shrug it off and pretend he didn’t know anything.

#clue writes #clue replies #rayveewrites #sorry this took sooo long ray but uh... yeah #watch me get names wrong ahahaha #trying to catch up on things

[asktheremnantsaskblog]

@ta-su-may @rayveewrites @dean1111 @askcflo-dragon-the-earthghidorah @lesserbeans @artsyfangirl @shadowshinebright

Clever... But not Clever Enough!

(William and Michael won't be taking questions for a bit :D)

#fnaf #ask the remnants #william afton #michael afton #mike fnaf #mike afton #fnaf ask blog #ask #ask blog #atr #fnaf comic #story tag #story #afton family #fnaf michael afton #purple guy fnaf #nightmare springtrap

[redorich]

(Hermit Canyon AU)

Eventually, the Hermit seems to get attached to Puffy. It makes sense- it's been trading gifts with her for months now, and has even shown itself to her a few times, albeit while invisible.

The other SMPers don't think much of it at first. The more curious members ask Puffy questions about The Hermit sometimes, but she knows little, so they quickly give up. Occasionally someone will try to explore the ridiculously trapped town, but they give up once it's obvious they're not getting in.

The trades grow more and more valuable, and one day Puffy opens her barrel to find a beacon, and enough iron to fully power it. She's stunned, naturally. To think the Hermit is so capable it can kill a Wither just to give a beacon away- she can barely believe it.

(In actuality, they cheesed it on the Nether roof, but she doesn't know that)

She does try to hide it, but word gets around, and after another few failed raids on the town (and some rumours that the Hermit can teleport), things settle down again, as much as they can on the SMP.

Then someone steals Puffy's beacon. {You decide who, because I. don't actually watch DSMP, admittedly.}

Puffy, naturally, is devestated- she can't imagine the work the Hermit put into getting it for her in the first place (the most time-consuming thing was getting the Wither skulls, and it wasn't even that bad). But there's not really much she can do, so she carries on.

Except, the next day, the thief wakes up to find their house full of chickens, Puffy's beacon missing, and every single empty space in their chests filled with strategically renamed light grey stained glass panes.

They go outside to find the entire contents of a cave spider spawner on their front lawn. Alongside a ravager. With speed potions. Renamed Pamela's Revenge.

(Cue half the SMP trying to find out who Pamela is)

Puffy, meanwhile, wakes to find her beacon back in its rightful place, and a beautifully terraformed garden outside her house (Scar accidentally detonated a creeper and naturally had to fix the hole...and then went a little overboard. But it's fine.)

op i want you to know that i considered just posting your ask, because it’s already So Good and practically a fic on its own, but i really wanted even more content so i wrote it myself. ANYWAY here’s sapnap’s terrible horrible no good very bad day xD

It’s risky, doing anything on the wide open Nether roof where anyone can see. Hell, using a beacon at all is risky for the Hermits. Still, they’ve got all sorts of farms and copious amounts of materials at their fingertips. They’re past early game, stuck in mid-game while they wait for Etho to scope out more locations, while they build the second Upside Down (which Grian has named the Upside-ier Down), while they build their joint bases miles out from civilization. 

Having a beacon would make the process faster, they reason to themselves. They certainly aren’t risking being discovered just because they’re bored and getting a beacon is an excuse to do something. And hell, Tango made that giant, super-efficient wither skeleton skull farm right next to his double blaze spawner farm, so they might as well mass-produce Nether stars by killing multiple Withers. It’s not that difficult.

On another note, it’s after they gift Puffy one of their many beacons, in addition to a kit of iron blocks for powering the beacon that the Hermits realize that while their gifts are increasing in expense, Puffy’s are... not. So, if Puffy’s around average in the Dream SMP economy, they’ve figured out where most players meet their limit. She hasn’t stopped dropping by, though, which is nice. Her gifts become increasingly handmade, in lieu of upping the ante on material wealth. The Hermits suppose that hand-crafted items have a value that extends past money. Each and every one of them has something that she’s made for them, whether it be a shawl, a blanket, a set of earrings, a bracelet, or a pair of socks.

Apparently the beacon is more of a Big Deal than the Hermits thought. After all, the rainbow castle has several. However, the Hermits realize that they’ve been shortsighted. While it is true that the rainbow castle has several beacons, the castle is the only place that they’ve seen any beacons.

Sapnap steals the beacon. He doesn’t particularly need it, but he wants it, and stealing is fun. Maybe if he’s lucky, he’ll even start another minor war over it. He hasn’t fought Puffy very much. He wonders if she can put up a good fight.

Puffy’s-- not distraught, but she’s upset. That was a gift from the Hermit, a friend who she’s been pulling out of its shell. She doesn’t have much use for a beacon, but then again, neither does Sapnap; he’s just a dick. Just in case, Puffy leaves a note with the rest of the items she leaves in her barrel:

Dear Hermit,

I’m very sorry for losing the beacon you gave me. I made the mistake of keeping it in a normal chest instead of an Ender chest, so Sapnap stole it. I should have seen that coming. I’ll try to get it back, but if I don’t, please know that I didn’t throw it away.

Thank you,

Puffy.

Sapnap wakes up in the middle of a lake. His mattress is floating, and when he tries to paddle back to shore (once he’s done screaming), the mattress tips over and he receives an unpleasant fishy wakeup call. He trudges into his house for a shower, and finds that the showerhead, as well as all his faucets, have been stuffed with ramen noodle seasoning. 

He looks in his chests for a bucket of water. The first chest he checks is not only full of light gray glass, but also trapped. When he opens it, pufferfish fall out of the ceiling and bounce around. He dies to their poison twice before they finally die. The next chest he opens also has light gray glass, no water buckets, and a trap. This one, though, only releases a metric fuckton of chickens into his house. It’s fine. This is fine.

As he looks through his chests, he realizes something. They’ve got glass in them, sure, and they’ve been raided of water buckets, but... the beacon is gone. None of his other items, like enchanted netherite tools or literal diamond blocks, have been stolen. Just Puffy’s beacon.

Whoever pranked him missed a bucket, so he promptly dumps it over his head in an effort to smell less like pond scum and spicy chicken noodles. It takes the whole day to get his base back in order: he’s got to clean out all the faucets, empty all the glass from his chests, throw out all the dead pufferfish, and slaughter chickens by the dozens.

He can’t sleep. Are you fucking kidding. He can’t sleep. A soft hiss catches his attention, only audible now that the quiet of night has fallen. Is there somehow an unlit cave under his base?

Nope. As he steps outside onto his front lawn, he sees a daylight detector near the door that he missed when he came inside this morning. The daylight detector seems to have released approximately fifteen bajillion cave spiders onto his lawn, and they’re all angry, so he shuts the front door in their faces and goes back inside. That’s a problem for tomorrow’s him.

Horns spear the wall right next to where Sapnap was standing five seconds ago. He yelps. What the fuck is a ravager doing on his front porch? And why the FUCK does it have speed potion particles?!

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Sapnap hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape Pamela’s Revenge>

<Sapnap was slain by Cave Spider>

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Georgenotfound> who is pamela’s revenge

<Sapnap> ;RVAER

<Sapnap> HELP

<Sapnap> RAVEAGER

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Georgenotfound> good night sapnap :)

<Sapnap> GEORGE OYU BITCH HLEP ME

<Sapnap was slain by Pamela’s Revenge>

<Georgenotfound> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

-------

Puffy sees a whole lot of nonsense in the chat when she wakes up in the morning, and promptly decides to ignore it. She goes about her morning as usual, heading out to her front porch to sip a cup of coffee in peace. 

She... has a garden now. Hm. That wasn’t there before. And come to think of it, neither was the beacon she lost.

“Thanks, Hermit,” she says with a smile.

-------

Stress sips a cup of tea, having breakfast in Grian’s rustic sitting room with a few of her fellow Hermits.

“D’ya think we went overboard?” she says.

“...Nah,” Cub says.

#mcyt #hc x dsmp #hermit canyon au #captain puffy #goodtimeswithscar #ethoslab #grian #tango tek #sapnap #georgenotfound #stressmonster #stressmonster101 #cubfan135 me.cpp #rayveewrites

[wither-rose-circus]

Hi you seem very. Empires blog. Please I need Fwhip lore summary. Please. Or. Or other blog to ask. Or post to read. If you dont want answer. Thank.

I’m flattered, but unfortunately Empires is simply my rebound bitch after Last Life

I didn’t start actively watching until after the dragon fight, so I can’t give a great summary on early game lore. Here’s the best rough timeline I can give you:

• fWhip has a slightly unhinged obsession with deepslate redstone ore. It’s been teased to have an influence over/communicate to him, but that plot line fell off around the time Xornoth was introduced. I’ve heard through the grapevine that he might bring it back? But don’t take my word on that.

• He’s had a long-standing rivalry with Jimmy, frequently pranking him, siding with and assisting Sausage in their disc war, “solving” that war by blowing a ravine between the Cod Empire and Mythland, and hiding the sacred Codfather head in the End behind a fortress maze. (I am unsure if his love of salmon is purely out of spite or if that could be interpreted as some sort of cultural reason he doesn’t like Jimmy, it’s definitely out of spite in meta terms at least).

• He’s been longstanding allies with Gem and Sausage, though. After they spawned a wither to collect wither roses as a group, the trio was named the “Wither Rose Alliance.” It has also more recently been implied that he and Gem are siblings, specifically twins by the matching “twin swords” he made for the two of them, but I don’t believe that’s ever been explicitly stated.

• fWhip was pretty consistently against the demon. At one point, Xornoth trapped he, Gem, and Sausage in the Nether, saying two could go free if one of them was sacrificed. fWhip very quickly threw Sausage under the bus, beginning a rift that would eventually temporarily disband the alliance. Sausage killed both of them and later fully submitted to the demon, cementing himself as an enemy to fWhip.

• When he was pulled aside by Scott and informed that killing the Ender Dragon would free Xornoth, fWhip led he and their shared allies to the end to stop Jimmy and his allies from killing it. He failed, but helped Gem in retrieving the egg.

• fWhip didn’t play a heavy role in the Xornoth plot. At one point, he and Pixlriffs “pranked” Sausage and Joey by filling Sausage’s dungeon with elder guardians, but I don’t believe he did much in terms of actively fighting them.

• After the demon was defeated, he somewhat reluctantly accepted Sausage back into the Wither Rose Alliance, and the three have recently made a secret bunker in the Grimlands.

• With the chaos seemingly over, fWhip was quick to swoop in and cause his own by developing the Empires Games. Creating a crown with elements from every empire, whoever wears it can create one rule everyone must follow. They must have it on their person at all times, though, and anyone can steal it at any time.

• Currently, upon finding out Scott has inflicted some sort of ice-based curse on Gem, fWhip has sworn to hunt him down.

And that’s where we’re at! Hope this helps!

#if anyone knows of any plot points I forgot feel free to add to this list! #mcyt #empires smp #fWhip #asks #rayveewrites

[petrichormeraki]

(Hermit Canyon AU)

All things considered, the best bet of escape the hermits have is probably the Infinity Portal 2.0. Doc's gotten slightly obsessive over it. Ren spends quite a bit of time trying to get Doc to eat and sleep.

aha wrong blog again mate sorry ;;

@redorich here's one of your kids

#rayveewrites #sorry! #meraki answers

[badfrideas]

Your lair location determines what eye type you hatch. You want multigaze? Well, you gotta live in Tourmaline Archives. Better start buying lair slots!

#flight rising #fr #bad fr ideas #submission #rayveewrites

[smashy-headcanons]

Okay so I have been thinking way too hard about the Smash 64 roster and I now I'm gonna ramble about it in your askbox so buckle up because I have no regard for consiseness.

There are twelve characters in this game.

At minimum, eight of these characters are male: Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, Link, Fox, Captain Falcon and Pikachu (as indicated by Pikachu's tail).

Of the other four, two of them are Yoshi and Kirby. Yoshi's gender is Yoshi; Kirby's gender is probably somewhere on a spectrum between male and enby.

Now, the real question is Jigglypuff. Unlike Pikachu, Jigglypuff have no sexual dimorphisim. So there's genuinely no way of telling Smash Jigglypuff's gender.

Now, an individual Jigglypuff has a 75% chance of being female, but that still leaves a 1-in-4 chance it isn't.

BUT WAIT.

Smash 64 came out in January of 1999. Gender was introduced in Pokèmon Gold and Silver, which came out in... November of 1999. Before that, genders in pokemon presumably just. Didn't exist (I'd make a jab at Professor Oak, but uh. You couldn't choose your own gender until Crystal. Which just throws fuel on the 'what if humans were also pokemon' fire but let's just ignore that).

IN CONCLUSION:

There is a 25% chance Samus was the only woman in Smash 64

Jigglypuff is whatever gender you want them to be.

I was supposed to be going somewhere with this but now I can't remember where anyway Samus is a feminist icon thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Kirby twitter artwork puts Kirby in both girls-only and boys-only groups, and an old Kirby 64 website calls Kirby an “it” (“Does the fairy have an it-friend?”). Also in Japan Kirby is nongendered.

Given the flower, bow, Nurse Joy hat, and female Pokemon trainer hats, Jigglypuff is probably female (my personal headcanon), and if it’s not female it’s gender nonconforming.

#kirby #samus #jigglypuff #ask #rayveewrites #smashy headcanons #super smash bros #headcanon #mine

[adobe-outdesign]

TTO AU where it turns out William programmed the Twisted animatronics with buggy facial recognition and set it so that if given the choice between William and Spring Bonnie, they follow William. Them Mike shows up. The twisted animatronics follow Mike. Mike gets them to kill William. Problem solved.

Guess who winds up with four very large, very toothy dogs?

Henry: what do you have there

Michael, with four huge Nightmare animatronics standing behind him: a smoothie

#five nights at freddy's #william afton #micheal afton #nightmare animatronics #rayveewrites #Ask

[ask-the-second-chance-frights]

Hang on, is that- Nightmarionne! I think Nightmare's tormenting Oscar!

ησ ѕυ¢н ℓυ¢к ƒσя уσυ, ηιgнтмαяισηηє нαѕ вєєη ∂яιηкιηg, нє ∂σєѕ ιт ωнєη нє'ѕ ∂єρяєѕѕє∂, αη∂ α ѕι∂є єƒƒє¢т ιѕ тнαт нє ѕℓєєρѕ αƒтєя, ƒσя α ωнιℓє. уσυ ωση’т вє αвℓє тσ ωαкє нιм υρ єιтнєя, нє'ѕ α нєανу ѕℓєєρєя.

.... σѕ¢αя уσυ ѕαу?

ωну уσυ'яє ιη ℓυ¢к! ι кησω нιм, ι кησω нιѕ α∂∂яєѕѕ αη∂ ι ¢αη gσ тнєяє муѕєℓƒ! ι’νє вєєη мєαηιηg тσ тαℓк тσ нιм... αвσυт ωнαт нαρρєηє∂ ℓαѕт нαℓℓσωєєη.... αѕ α ƒανσυя... ƒσя α “ƒяιєη∂”...

#Ask #Answered by Plushtrap #Five Nights at Freddy’s #Fazbear Frights #Out of Stock #Plushtrap #Nightmarionne #FNAF Oscar #rayveewrites

[cluemily]

*Slowly seeps into your askbox* Clontent? Clue has clontent? I hear it's tormented whispers, wanting to be free...

F̶͙̃r̴͔̄e̶̤̿ė̴̱ ̵͚̕t̵͍̚h̷͇̓ę̴̍ ̸̥̅c̴̛̼l̸̝̾ó̵̧n̴̼͝ẗ̴́͜e̸̛͈ṉ̷͋t̴̠̏,̵̼̑ ̸̡̍C̴̫̉l̵͇̑u̷͓̔è̷̡m̵̜̑ȋ̴̡l̴̖̄y̷̫͋.̶̼̄.̶͕͝.̸͇̃

(No pressure. Love u <3)

Clontent sounds like a chocolate bar, Ray, not gonna lie.

(For the unaware this is entirely a joke where instead of the one fictional Arthur, Wels (and later Bdubs) respawn in a theme park and the former is mistaken for the animated movie Arthur. Entirely a joke. I'm sorry Ray dsklgh)

The Hermit trio hung back from their human guide, Darren, talking in hushed – or as hushed as they could be with how often the newest addition’s volume jumped up suddenly – voices; no one else could understand them but it seemed they were trying to draw as little attention to themselves as possible, though their success in that was debatable considering one of them was clad in shining armour still.

“It was horrible, Cleo! Who’s idea of fun is that?!” Bdubs cried out before Wels gave another nudge to remind him once again to keep his tone lowered, if possible.

Cleo shrugged in response, eyes darting to the side and back in the general direction of the ride Wels had rescued Bdubs from before they had finally made it here to get them out of the theme park and back to more familiar territory. “Maybe that’s just how they have fun here. I’m sure there’s something more your speed.”

A cry of a disappointed child caught her attention then, turning her head to see the tail end of a parent comforting their small child before leading them away, still sniffling, from a small stand outside of a ride. It only took a moment to realise what it was before she turned to face ahead once more, lips twitching into an amused smile but she said nothing.

Bdubs immediately took the bait. Wels followed her gaze and had caught on, lips pressed together and silently apologising to their guide for what was about to happen.

“Hey. What’re you smiling at, huh?!”

“It’s nothing, really. Just… I’m shocked you respawned in there, to be honest. But I guess magic doesn’t care too much about height restrictions.”

“Height restri-” Bdubs began, looking to where Cleo had glanced briefly, seeing an excited child standing as tall as they could next to a sign, whilst an amused parent pretended to consider something before nodding and joining the queue, much to the child’s delight. Bdubs could make out the notches on the sign topped with a hand indicating the ride’s minimum height requirements, quickly putting two and two together as his face quickly turned red as he spun to face Cleo.

“Hey!” Bdubs cries out immediately, the trio still walking despite Darren having jumped and spun around to stare in confusion. “Are you tryin’ to say I’m short?! I’m a perfectly average height!”

“Mm, you sure respawn didn’t knock a little off the top there?” Cleo shot back, smile widening as Bdubs spluttered and tried to come up with a response, whilst Wels just shook his head and hid his equally amused smile by looking at the ground.

It was nice to see some things didn’t change.

"How about these souvenir ears, Bdubs? They might add a little height."

"Why I oughta-!"

#clue replies #clue wips #rayveewrites #i didn't fact check human names yet that's for later sdkgh #sorry for doing this to your au ray dkshg

[asktheremnantsaskblog]

Hey, Mike, look on the bright side: once you get through this you can burn it to the ground and slap your father repeatedly.

(Think of happy thoughts Michael. Happy thoughts.)

#Fnaf #mike afton #michael afton #five nights at freddies #fnaf ask blog #ask blog #ask the remnants #atr #rayveewrites #afton family

[redorich]

How wouldHhermit!Tommy react to someone like Evil Xisuma or Helsknight? (Not necessarily one of those two, it could be another evil hermit/Helsmit)

hello rayvee i owe you my Soul for the hermit canyon ask you sent about puffy’s beacon just fyi. hermit!Tommy meets Helsknight at like 1:30 in the morning, because they’re both sneaking into Wels’s base to steal from him. They stare at each other in silence from across the room.

“He keeps the good shit downstairs,” Tommy whispers.

Hels nods severely, then awkwardly accepts the fist bump Tommy offers him. After they’re done stealing, they hang out in the woods near Wels’s base and eat the man’s food. Tommy so desperately wants an evil clone of himself, now. Hels isn’t entirely convinced that Tommy isn’t the evil clone.

#mcyt #hc x dsmp #hermit!tommy au #tommyinnit #welsknight #helsknight #me.cpp #rayveewrites

[12u3ie]

💚💙💜🖤[/p]

💚 - cool blog, don’t know very well

💙 - popular blog, has a lot of friends

💜 - funny blog, posts are great

🖤 - crush blog, i like you tbh (/p)

The fact that my response to this kindness was to basically whisper-yell “BITCH /pos” says a lot about me.

#rayveewrites #also y’all are so kind?? and just… <333 #ask game answers #also also the crushes /p got me like 👉👈 (also /p)

[pyroweasel]

Go to sleep, Pyro 💜

I'm asleep right now, Ray. See? Zzzzz

#Asks #Rayveewrites #Legitimately going probably after this #♥

[badfrideas]

If you have a coli team of all Imperials and they all die, they fuse together into an Emperor.

#flight rising #fr #bad fr ideas #submission #rayveewrites