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thirstarchon · 1 year

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5/29/2021

old meme i made :) still pretty accurate imo

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three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat · 1 year

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I want characters so I can make fun little teams and then never use them once

#genshin impact #example: if i got diluc and bennet i could put them with razor and fischl #or zhongli w/ xingqui chongyun and xiangling #cyno and tighnari for my collei #xiao to make venti's ultimate emo boy band #beidou for my ningguang jean and lisa. double date #mb's two am rambling

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enemui · 6 months

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⁉️What your favorite Genshin Impact character says about you🫵

🐰Amber: Your favorite Pokémon is Eevee and your favorite Sanrio character is My Melody.

🌹Lisa: You're not scared of smart women but you are scared of interesting women.

🛡️Noelle: You don't know shit and plan on keeping it that way.

🫧Barbara: You either sell or buy gamer girl bathwater.

🦇Fischl: You're quarter-delusional. Like, you are delusional, but sometimes you're aware that you are delusional.

☘️Bennett: You have a soft spot for miserable little creatures and you desperately need a bigger character trait than that.

🍖Razor: You love dogs, even if they're old, ugly little goblins.

🐱Diona: You love cats and hate alcohol. Those are two rare instances of you feeling strongly about anything.

🔮Mona: You were assigned financial irresponsibility at birth, and haven't managed to do anything to change your fate.

🗡️Rosaria: You think having a healthy biorhythm is overrated. You also look like a human cigarette.

🖌️Mika: You let your feelings of pity towards others control you.

🍀Klee: You're the fun parent. You probably own a spoiled pet.

🦴Sucrose: You actually love to talk, people just hate to listen.

🧪Albedo: You're gay and neurodivergent.

❄️Eula: You're weak to corporate tricks. You should really work on that.

🦚Kaeya: You're not known to have functional relationships and healthy coping mechanisms.

🦉Diluc: You think you could get an edgy boy to open up to you. You couldn't because the moment someone is even a little cold to you, you will cry.

🦁Jean: You always order the same thing from the menu. Not because it's your favorite, but because you're scared of trying anything new.

🍏Venti: If being horny and annoying was a sport, you'd be an Olympic athlete.

🐇Yaoyao: You can be sold anything with a cute mascot plastered on it.

🌶️Xiangling: You wonder how a lot of different things taste like and you need to be stopped.

🧊Chongyun: There's a great disparity between how you want to be perceived versus how you are actually perceived.

💦Xingqiu: You are knowingly annoying and don't plan to stop anytime soon.

🎸Xinyan: You're misunderstood, but you definitely don't make an effort to be anything else.

⚰️Hu Tao: Your self-proclaimed pranks have resulted in actual damages to people's mental and physical well-being.

🎼Yun Jin: You've projected onto your partner before to the point you lost the ability to identify their actual character.

🥥Qiqi: You aren't swayed by public opinions.

🐍Baizhu: Close the wikipedia tab with a list of terminal diseases, you're fine, just severely dramatic.

🏔️Shenhe: You've been in abusive relationships. Not sure if as the victim or perpetrator, but you were in them.

🎲Yelan: You'd be perfectly content as a housewife. Just do chores and read smut.

⚓️Beidou: You don't mind putting in the work to change things to be more to your liking.

💎Ningguang: You have no qualms sucking up to people for a bit of societal advantage.

🍤Keqing: You've entered relationships before, thinking you could change them. No, that absolutely did not go well for you.

⚖️Yanfei: It's not just your exes who suck, you have an entire toxic friend group.

🔔Ganyu: You have an elaborate power fantasy about quitting your job.

🫖Madame Ping: You're a classy lesbian.

⚙️Guizhong: You present your opinions as facts.

☁️Cloud Retainer: You've been in a situation when you've found your girlfriend's mom more attractive than your girlfriend.

🪽Xiao: You're non-binary and depressed.

🐉Zhongli: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your father.

🍁Kaedehara Kazuha: You don't care about looks, only vibes. You're also addicted to adderall.

🍃Sayu: You are serious about the silly and silly about the serious. Sometimes it's funny, other times you deserve to be dropkicked into the sun.

🎁Kirara: You have a crippling addiction to adorable girls.

🦌Shikanoin Heizou: You are guilty of the "thinking with your dick/pussy". Don't try to deny it, you didn't even care until his birthday became a national holiday.

⚡️Kuki Shinobu: You have better things to do than a well-paying job, such as arson.

👹Arataki Itto: You are a size queen. You also think you're way more interesting than you actually are.

🎇Yoimiya: You've had a crush on the same person for the longest time and every time you think you're over them, they make a request of you and you jump on it like a dog.

👺Kujou Sara: You could probably use hormonal therapy.

🍡Thoma: You think appearances don't matter as long as he's nice. You're also a terrible judge of character, so all your exes are just overall shitty people.

🪭Kamisato Ayaka: You cannot survive without your established social circle. Were it not for the luxuries of civilization, you'd be dead in a ditch.

🧋Kamisato Ayato: You have no self-respect, if a slightly above average man tells you to do something, you'll do it.

🐕Gorou: You don't need a man, you need a dog.

🪸Sangonomiya Kokomi: You don't know how to dress well, but you really want a girlfriend who does.

🦊Yae Miko: You think as long as a woman is hot, she can do whatever the fuck she pleases.

🌸Raiden Ei: You've been in a relationship with an unmedicated mentally ill person and walked out of that experience having learned nothing.

🧞‍♀️Dori: The world would be better off without you.

🌻Tighnari: You have an attitude and you refuse to reign it in no matter how inappropriate for the situation it is.

🪴Collei: You either have no idea what you're doing or you should be in jail.

🪷Nilou: You live quite blissfully, but dealing with you isn't easy. This is called ignorance.

✨Layla: Your best exam results come from days when you showed up to class hungover and on 45 minutes of sleep.

📐Faruzan: Your family broke the generational curse, which somehow had a negative impact on your character.

🪻Candace: You are the mom friend, but only because you have to be. Like, you're a mess, but you're a lot less of a mess than your friends.

🌺Dehya: You can draw yourself symmetrical eyeliner.

🃏Cyno: You probably have a good moral compass, but you still aren't easy to get along with.

🦅Alhaitham: You're, like, severely delusional. You either think he's like you or that you could be on good terms with him. Both of those are clear signs of delusional behavior.

🕊️Kaveh: I hate to break it you, but buying stuffed animals can't substitute for going to therapy.

☂️Wanderer: Most of the time, you're really cute, but you can be absolutely terrifying if you so choose. You're also trans.

💉Dottore: You're fairly submissive but if someone makes you mad, you'll make sure they regret it.

🌱Nahida: You're addicted to winning arguments. You don't even need to be right, you just need to feel like you've won, even if you resort to the method of wearing a person down until they no longer want to continue debating with you.

🌂Navia: You have leadership skills specifically in the "do as I say, not as I do" department.

🐧Freminet: You're non-binary and have anxiety.

🎩Lynette: You're very patient but you'd rather not be.

🪄Lyney: You have a dark secret and the dark secret is that you're actually a Danganronpa girlie.

🍷Arlecchino: You're not a good person but you genuinely don't think it's that bad.

⚔️Clorinde: You have fallen prey to misinformation on numerous occasions before.

🩹Sigewinne: You'd sacrifice your liver to keep a person happy.

🐺Wriothesley: You can be appeased by an act of hot girl shit.

🌊Neuvillette: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your mother.

💧Furina: You're delusional. Could be affectionate, could be derogatory, it varies from person to person.

🦟Paimon: You don't know shit but you have an opinion on everything.

🐋Tartaglia: Your exes all belong in jail. So does your current and next partner. You never fucking learn, do you?

💰Pantalone: You don't need a healthy relationship, you need a sugar daddy.

🖤Capitano: You are, amongst other things, a monsterfucker. You want to be destroyed, but, like, lovingly.

🎀Columbina: You are a mix of a pomeranian and a Biblically accurate angel.

🎭Pierro: You are fatherless on an Olympic level. You don't need a father, you need a daddy.

💫Lumine: You're a hot girl. You're either stupid or evil, but you're a hot girl. If you're not a girl, you are a red flag.

☄️Aether: You have a crippling crop top addiction and you have no idea what to do with your hair.

🌌Dainsleif: You date people before getting to know them, but don't understand why you don't get along with your partners.

#im joking so i hope its at least a bit funny #never done these before so #genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #zhongli #wriothesley #dottore #scaramouche #kuki shinobu #arataki itto #sangonomiya kokomi #baizhu #im not tagging everyone so hopefully this is sufficient

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yanderehsr · 5 months

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Reader: let me go

Yandere:no

Reader: please?

Yandere:no

Reader:pretty please?

Yandere: no

Reader: pretty please with cherry on top?

Yandere: not a chance

Reade:How about a game, if I win, you let me go, If I lose, I will stay willingly

Yandere:*sigh* fine, what are the rules?

Reader: pick a number, any number

Yandere:72

Reader:73, I won, now you have to let me go

Okay, that got me to chuckle😂

This post contains both Platonic and Romantic. I hope you can know which ones are platonic😅

Hope you'll enjoy😄

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapped reader

Those who don't accept: Did you really think they would let you go, they are your captor, your lover, of course they can't do that and you are a fool who thinks they would even let you take a step outside, they don't care if you call them a liar because of this little game, what's important is that you will stay with them.

Blade, Topaz, Bronya, Imbibitor Lunae, Jing Yuan, Jingliu, Kafka, Luocha, Seele, Natasha, Yukong, Ayaka, Ayato, Baizhu, Cyno, Dehya, Diluc, Keqing, Raiden Ei, Shenhe, Wanderer, Xiao, Beidou, Candace, Fischl, Kuki Shinobu, Lynette, Razor, Rosaria, Sara, Wriothesley, Clorinde, Furina

Those who says you're cheating: They call you out on this game, first of all they didn't accept THIS game, they only wanted to hear the rules, second of all this isn't a fair game that both side has an equal chance at, they will choose a different game, a game were they probably will win, did you really think you could get away so easy.

Bailu, Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, Dan Heng, Silver Wolf, Yanqing, Lynx, Qingque, Sampo, Serval, Tingyun, Guinaifen, Herta, Albedo, Alhaitham, Childe, Eula, Hu Tao, Kazuha, Kokomi, Lyney, Neuvillette, Tighnari, Lumine, Venti, Yae Miko, Yelan, Amber, Diona, Dori, Faruzan, Heizhou, Kaeya, Kirara, Layla, Lisa, Ningguang, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Charlotte

Those who accept: Well they did promise, they will let you go, they will cry, maybe even beg for you to reconcider but you of course chooses to leave. They don't last more than a week before they kidnap you again, after all there were no rules stating they couldn't recapture you.

Arlan, Asta, Clara, Gepard, Luka, Pela, Sushang, Ganyu, Itto, Jean, Nilou, Qiqi, Aether, Yoimiya, Zhongli, Barbara, Bennett, Chungyun, Collei, Freminet, Gorou, Kaveh, Mika, Noelle, Sucrose, Thoma, Xiangling, Xinyan, Yun Jin, Navia

Guesses right: Whether through luck or some kind of power they have, they guess right. You have lost the game you yourself made, it's embarrassing really. Now honor your word and stay with them, after all, you promised didn't you.

Fu Xuan, Mona, Nahida

#yandere #yandere honkai star rail #yandere hsr #yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin #yandere male #yandere female

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lumiconic · 2 years

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♪ — CATCH ME!

❥ summary: running and jumping into each other's arms ^^

❥ characters: everyone

❥ content: fluff, gn reader

❥ note: i'm working pitifully slowly on the request i've gotten since school finally started T.T i hope this can tide you over until then anon!!

run at you as fast as they can and practically throw themselves into your arms, expecting you wholeheartedly to drop everything you're holding and catch them instead. when you inevitably are required to fling your things into the air to catch them -- as they expected -- they wrap their arms around your neck, laughing so hard you can't feel annoyed.

BARBARA, fischl, HU TAO, lisa, SHIKANOIN HEIZOU, lumine, yun jin

absolutely wouldn't jump at you but would throw everything they're holding to catch you, even if it ends disastrously, they can forgive you because they rather like holding you in their arms while you cheekily thank them and promise to help clean up their things :p

ALOY, bennett, ganyu, KAEDEHARA KAZUHA, ei, rosaria, EULA, childe, XIAO, beidou, zhongli

think this is the cutest idea ever and look desperately for a proper time to do it when you're not holding anything and you're in a good mood (and you're on soft ground just in case) -- and yet they still manage to screw up the timing and cause you both to go sprawling in a pile, them giggling with a flushed face and you rolling your eyes with amused exasperation.

collei, KAMISATO AYAKA, mona, XIANGLING, venti, YOIMIYA

try so hard to catch you and twirl you around, but fail miserably and you would both end up stumbling into each other awkwardly, having to steady yourself with your hands on their shoulders, doubled over by hiccupping and almost painful laughter.

amber, ITTO, chongyun, GOROU, sangonomiya kokomi, AETHER, yanfei

would ACTUALLY catch you, because they are amazing, and smile, blushing faintly, when you clap and praise them for being perfect with a huge smile on your face.

DILUC, JEAN, kujou sara, KUKI SHINOBU, noelle, razor, SHENHE, thoma, xinyan

effortlessly dodge out of the way and laugh in your face when you go sprawling on the ground, complaining loudly about being spurned. if you bother them enough about it they'll probably help you up, but otherwise, whatever they're holding takes top priority. they know you'll forgive them anyhow >:3

albedo, kaeya, KAMISATO AYATO, keqing, NINGGUANG, sucrose, tighnari, XINGQIU, yae miko, yelan

thank you so much for reading, and pls leave a like + reblog + follow if you enjoyed!!

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pavo-ocxllus · 2 years

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❝ 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲?! ❞

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡… a poor, little kid calls you ugly and now has to face the wrath(?) of your s/o 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠… all of genshin impact + tears of themis x reader that i'm able to write for, can be read as the nxx boys x rosa/mc 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠… established relationship, fluff, slice of life, crack 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬… a kid calls y/n ugly *gasp* as if that can't be possible, look i know that celestine is engaged or smth but let's pretend she's not for the sake of these hcs, y/n isn't particularly bothered, implied violence, swearing 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐭… am i the only one who thinks that some of the rival attorneys we face in tot (howard syter and william lewis) are lowkey kinda hot-

𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. — like, there's a line between teasing and straight up harassment; they didn't just cross it, no no, they erased it.

↳ CHILDE, shenhe (but make it physical from the get-go), ei (shenhe 2.0), celestine, winnie cooper, itto, TOMO (aka kazuha's friend), eula

𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 (𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬), — and after the two of you walk away, they frantically try and reassure you that no, you're not ugly and that you're really pretty and oh god, now they're blushing wildly and curling up on the floor in embarassment...

↳ LUKE, AYAKA, aether, HARRY GRANT, thoma, kiki, bennett, xiangling, yanfei-ish, amber, barbara, xinyan, yunjin, CHONGYUN, GOROU, ganyu, noelle, SUCROSE

𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 — at the kid. absolutely preposterous! absurd! ridiculous! you?? ugly??? there's no way! their laugh was so loud, it attracted the suspicion of not only you and the kid, but everybody else in the general vicinity of the scene.

↳ ITTO, yoimiya, LUMINE, razor, fischl, BEIDOU, xingqiu, kazuha, VENTI, hu tao

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 — agrees with the kid, probably cackling once they heard the words come out from the culprit's mouth. the moment you turn around, however they flip the child off.

↳ MARIUS, kaeya, heizou, YAE MIKO, WILLIAM LEWIS, ayato

𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 — with you right on the spot; you're not sure if they're doing it to make you feel better or to mentally scar the poor kid.

↳ childe, LISA, howard syter, BEIDOU, ningguang-ish, KAEYA, MARIUS

𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝, — but proceeds to tighten their grip on you, nuzzling their face into your neck once y'all turn your backs against the child. after all, why would the two of you care about what some dumb kid thinks?

↳ ARTEM, zhongli, makoto, KAZUHA (the duality), diluc (?), vyn, xiao, albedo, RAZOR, darius, shinobu, YELAN, jean, NINGGUANG, kokomi, keqing, yanfei, sara, mona, ROSARIA

𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝. <𝟑

#𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞.!#𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞.!#𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞.!#zhongli x reader #childe x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #jean x reader #heizou x reader #xiao x reader #artem wing x reader #marius von hagen x reader #luke pearce x reader #vyn richter x reader #albedo x reader #kazuha x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #lisa x reader

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cutie-writes · 6 months

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Genshin Characters as the Weird Shit that Happens at my Work

(I work at a roller rink/ family entertainment)

Got their head stuck in a claw machine because they were out of money but absolutely needed that prize: klee, bennett, ITTO, kirara

On the jungle gym despite being a grown ass man literally on a business call: childe, heizou, wriothesley, venti

Complained about the structure of the building as though I created the shit: KAVEH, dori , ninguang

Asked for a refund when they never paid for anything: zhongli, fischl, furina

Had to be escorted off the rink after collapsing drunk on their ass: beidou, kaveh, VENTI

Loudly complained about his life with the bartender to a point that he hid in the back until they were gone: KAAAVEH, venti, kaeya

brought a knife in and had the audacity to act shocked that the police arrived: CHILDE, rosaria, xiao

Bragged about their VIOLENT charges across the entire state that somehow went unnoticed yet was a manager for several months????: childe, eula, wanderer

Had a break down over the rubber duck machine: furina, razor, diona

Let out the most god awful fart and blamed it on the kid next to him: HEIZOU, venti, ITTO

Dressed up as Jesus and went out on the roller rink: barbara, venti, nilou

Somehow managed to stuff the mini trash cans into the toilets?: xingqiu, klee

Accidentally broke the door off a locker: raiden shogun, itto, bennett

Gave the nicest smile before obliterating the party room: xiangling, zhongli, kaeya, YAE MIKO, ayato, ayaka

Wanted to know when the “rat guy” is coming: qiqi, albedo, lyney & lynette, xiao

Bitched about their mom when she was right behind them: wanderer

STOLE $400 WORTH OF POKÉMON CARDS????: cyno

Skated with a fucking lizard on his shoulder: tighnari, wriosthesley, baizhu, razor

Got in trouble with another mom for laughing when her kid ate shit: yae miko, hu tao, deyha, heizou *The Mom: jean, nahida, candace

Took a nap behind the front counter: LAYLA, lisa, kokomi, sayu

Decided this was a great place to read: xingqiu, kazuha, alhaitham, neuvillette, yanfei

*Pissed that it was too loud to read: Alhaitham (forgot his headphones) xingqiu, yanfei

Went on a sugar high that can only be described as traumatic: chongyun, furina, klee, raiden shogun, shenhe

Took a nap upstairs despite the fact we were literally robbed an hour ago: lisa, sayu, layla, albedo, wriothesley, yelan

Randomly on the roof after closing and noticed our dumpster was on fire?: XIAO, nahida, diluc, rosaria, freminet

Sang the entire high school musical discography while we cleaned the restrooms: BARBARA, amber, yoimiya, noelle, xingyan

Joked about a customer meeting god up close and personal if he slips on the rink: hu tao, rosaria

Asked for spare change while the fire alarm went off and we were evacuating: albedo, mona, alhaitham

*The one who pulled the fire alarm: wanderer, childe, klee

Took one hit of a vape and just about croaked: baizhu, mona, yunjin

Cracked their head open and tried to skate the next day: itto, childe, dehya

Gave all the employees sparkly stickers: yao yao, kokomi, nilou, nahida

#cutie writes #genshin spoilers #genshin imagines #genshin impact #genshin hcs #alhaitham #kaveh #childe #tartaglia #diluc #neuvillette #wriothesley #fontaine #sumeru #my writing #mine

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mishuleshi · 6 months

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So Hogwarts au

Gryffindor:

Yanfei, Xinyan, Xiangling, Thoma, Hu Tao, Yoimiya, Collei, Bennett, Amber, La signora, Charlotte, Razor, Venti

Hufflepuff:

Yun Jin, Childe, Itto, Noelle, Kuki, Kirara, Kaveh, Traveler, Gorou, Barbara, Keqing, Nadia, Albedo

Ravenclaw:

Xingqiu, Sucrose, Ayaka, Ganyu, Mika, Layla, Fischl, Chongyun, Nilou, Mona, Furina, Rosaria

Slytherin:

Sara, Lynette, Kaeya, Heizou, Xiao, Wanderer(Scaramouche), Ferminet, Faruzan, Lyney, Kazuha, Clorinde, Raiden Shogun, Yelan

teachers:

Baizhu, Eula, Ayato, Diluc, Dehya, Ningguang, Lisa, Zhongli, Yae Miko, Tighnari, Candace, Ei Raiden, Neuvillete, Nahida, Jean, Alhaitham, Wriothesley

'Parents'(caretakers):

Death eaters(fatui):

Arlecchino, Dottore, Pantalone, Sandrone, Pierro, La Signora, Pulcinella, Capitano, Columbina, Scaramouche, Childe, Lyney, Lynette, Ferminet

Some shady business:

Rosaria, Ayato, Hu tao, Ningguang, Kazuha, Dottore, maybe Scaramouche

The order of the Phoenix:

Ayaka, Ganyu, Diluc, Cyno, Lisa, Jean, Kaeya, Zhongli, Xiao, Venti, Traveler, Shenhe

...

Now reader.

Reader would be ravenclaw.

(Or anything you want.)

And because I don't know if you want to be in death eaters or in the order of the Phoenix so I ask you and it's whatever wins in comments or in anonymous ask box.

It will be in story so think about it.

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#genshin impact #x reader #miushi #wanderer x reader #wanderer #grumpy and sunshine #enemies to lovers #scaramouche x you #scaramouche x reader #scara x reader #scaramouche #genshin scara #scara #hogwarts au #Hogwarts x genshin #Hogwarts Scara #scara smau

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katsuyuswritings · 11 months

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— ᕦ kei ᕤ —

a lonely writer who has a few friends. asking for mutuals, also an employed attorney and has no social life 💗

— MALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

male; aether, dainslief, kaeya, diluc, albedo, venti, bennett, razor, mika, zhongli, chongyun, xingqiu, xiao, baizhu, tartaglia, itto, gorou, kazuha, heizou, ayato, thoma, alhaitham, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, capitano, dottore, pantalone, scaramouche/wanderer, lyney, neuvillette, freminet, wriosthley

naruto uzumaki/namikaze, sasuke uchiha, kakashi hatake, iruka umino, kotetsu, izumo, asuma sarutobi, sai yamanaka, shikamaru nara, choji akamichi, aburame shino, kiba inuzuka, kankuro, gaara, itachi uchiha, kisame, sasori, deidara, kakuzu, hidan, orochimaru, kabuto, jiraiya, minato namikaze, neji hyuga, zetsu, zabuza, haku yuki, suigetsu, juuga, maito gai, boruto uzumaki, mitsuki

saiki kusuo, kaidou shun, aren kuboyasu, toritsuka reita, nendou riki, hairo kineshi, makoto teruhashi

denji, aki, angel devil, shark devil (that's literally all)

aifuyo hime/yuzuki, renyue yuzuki, kōhaku hayashi, eijiro yuzuki, aoi hime, anh hyu, eugene hyu, feng xiang

— FEMALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

female: amber, fischl, noelle, mona, jean, lisa, eula, klee, barbara, xiangling, xinyan, yunjin, ganyu, keqing, shenhe, ningguang, beidou, qiqi, yaoyao, kuki, kujou sara, yae miko, raiden ei/shogun, raiden makoto, kokomi, ayaka, sayu, yoimiya, faruzan, layla, nilou, dori, dehya, candace, dunyarzad, focalors, navia, lynette, yuelin, tsaritsa, la signora, sandrone, arlecchino, columbina, raiden makoto

sakura haruno/uchiha, hinata hyuga/uzumaki, karin uzumaki, konan, kurenai sarutobi, hanabi hyuga, ino yamanaka, tsunade senju, temari nara, tenten, anko mitarashi, kushina uzumaki/namikaze, guren (mommy), himawari uzumaki, sarada uchiha

kokomi teruhashi, chiyo yumehara/teruhashi, kuriko/kusuko saiki, aiura mikoto, rifuta imu, mera chisato

power, makima, yuro, himeno

katsuyu yuzuki/hime, chiyo hime, shinkkami ayakemi-sanjin (teiko), kohari hayashi, mina noshiro, maikka yue, yan xiang

— ᕤ can request ᕦ —

smut, suggestive, angst and fluff

aged up characters smut/suggestive

child!reader x parent!character or vise versa

song related storyline

ships and oc x reader

— ᕦ can't request ᕤ —

minor character smut

oc x canon (I have my reasons)

weird shit like armpit kink and others (I don't wanna name them 😨)

Also I know most of y'all are minors... You can't hide from me

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ajaxstar · 1 year

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Valentine's ♡

characters: all playable genshin characters (except children characters like klee, dori, etc.), the eleven harbingers + tsaritsa, and kaveh x gn!reader

genres: sfw, fluff!!! (no angsty heart's day on my watch!), features types of vday dates i think they most likely will plan for the two of you after you told them that they'll be in charge

notes: it's been a while, hasn't it? this post doesn't fully imply that i'm 100% back, but i am working on it!! i haven't written anything for such a long time, so i might be getting rusty and it might show here. i used the genshin impact wikia as reference for the characters, let me know if i missed anyone!

BEFORE YOU CONTINUE : they made sure that they ran you through the whole plan without spoiling it completely to make sure you'll be comfortable during the whole day. after all, the date is for the both of you, not just for them! they want to make sure the two of you will enjoy it.

— ADVENTURING WITH YOU

they're the type to plan a date that concerns going out. they'll bring you literally everywhere they know you love — to the amusement/theme park, movies, theater, museums, mall, out of town/the country, the library, fancy meals — anywhere!! if you have a favorite hobby that concerns a few more things (sports, arts, etc.), you bet that it's in the list! it doesn't matter if it's not their cup of tea, it's in the list and they will join you, even if it includes breaking a sweat or two. throughout the whole day, they have their hands on you in any type of way that you consent. they'll keep their hand holding yours, their arms around your waist, on your shoulder — anywhere. they can't afford getting separated from you, mostly if it's a vast and/or crowded area, but also because of their desire to be close. with or without exchanging gifts, love is reciprocated.

"you are the only gift i ever want."

ꔛ albedo, amber, itto, barbara, bennett, collei, faruzan, fischl, hu tao, kazuha, ayaka, keqing, mona, nilou, ningguang, noelle, ei, razor, shenhe, thoma, aether, xiangling, xingqiu, xinyan, yoimiya, yun jin, zhongli, dottore, columbina, pantalone, pulcinella, tsaritsa, kaveh

— JUST THE TWO OF US

it has been quite a while that the both of you had the free time to just relax at home tangled in each other. food are a mix of all snacks, candies, homemades, and take outs. time is enjoyed together with indoor activities enjoyed by each other; playing games, playful banters, naps, cuddles, reading a book or two, watching shows together — anything that entertains the two of you. nothing mattered outside the walls of your shared humble abode, although going out together also seems like a good idea, the two of you are much more inclined to the thought of just the two of you. together. the past few days and weeks were spent being away from each other. however, right now, nothing and no one else mattered as the two of you bask into each other's warmth, love, and presence.

"let's stay here together for a little bit longer."

ꔛ alhaitham, beidou, candace, chongyun, cyno, diluc, eula, ganyu, gorou, jean, kaeya, ayato, sara, shinobu, layla, lisa, rosaria, kokomi, childe, tighnari, lumine, venti, wanderer, venti, xiao, yanfei, yae miko, yelan, pierro, sandrone, capitano, arlecchino

happy heart's day ♡ i hope you guys enjoyed your day !! (i sure did enjoy my day sleeping)

#genshin impact imagines #genshin fanfiction #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x s/o #genshin x s/o #genshin impact x you #genshin x you #fatui harbinger x reader #harbinger x reader #childe x reader #alhaitham x reader #kaveh x reader #diluc x reader #yae miko x reader #pantalone x reader #dottore x reader #꩜ — gi starworks

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lyney-s-bitch · 14 days

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most important question of them all: what genshin characters prefer boobs over ass? (pls also include genshin women, they deserve some love)

HECK YEAH LETS GO

a/n: I added thighs bc why not & I included everyone except for the lil children (aka I included the teens) bc I don’t consider this nsfw; also disclaimer that these are ofc just my opinion so take it w a grain of salt

also shoutout to @naradae for helping me w these!

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Ass, Thighs or Boobs?

- Genshin edition

Arlecchino - ass & thighs

Chiori - thighs

Xianyun - no preference (she’s mommy but seems aggressively straight)

Gaming - ass & thighs, he just likes looking at them when walking/moving around

Chevreuse - boobs

Navia - thighs

Furina - boobs

Wriothesley - ass (as if he doesn’t already have enough ass for all of us lmfao)

Neuvillette - boobs & thighs

Freminet - thighs? (plus he seems like he‘d like chubby ppl bc they give the best hugs)

Lyney - thighs

Lynette - boobs

Kirara - no preference

Baizhu - gay LMFAO

Kaveh - thighs (our bi king here loves em on everyone)

Dehya - ass & thighs

Alhaitham - too autistic to have a preference💀 doesn’t really look at ppl lol

Wanderer - thighs

Faruzan - no preference

Layla - boobs cause very comfy to sleep on

Nilou - boobs

Cyno - ass (would randomly slap it) & thighs

Candace - boobs & thighs

Tighnari - ass

Collei - boobs

Heizou - everything tbh

Shinobu - thighs

Yelan - ass & thighs

Ayato - boobs

Yae Miko - thighs

Shenhe - no preference

Yun Jin - boobs

Itto - everything, maybe leaning towards thicc thighs

Gorou - boobs

Thoma - ass

Kokomi - boobs bc she doesn’t have any

Raiden Ei - no preference

Sara - thighs (or anything on Raiden LMAO)

Yoimiya - boobs

Ayaka - boobs & maybe thighs

Kazuha - ass

Eula - no preference

Yanfei - boobs (same reason as Kokomi)

Rosaria - no preference, maybe thighs

Hu Tao - boobs

Xiao - thighs

Ganyu - thighs bc she likes being squished between them while napping

Albedo - ass

Zhongli - personality💀💀

Xinyan - ass

Tartaglia - everything but heavy on boobs

Venti - boobs to squish them and make a honking noise

Keqing - boobs & thighs

Mona - boobs

Diluc - ass & thighs

Jean - thighs

Chongyun - no preference

Noelle - boobs

Bennett - boobs bc comfy and squishy

Fischl - no preference

Ningguang - thighs

Xingqiu - no preference

Beidou - ass

Xiangling - no preference

Razor - ass

Lisa - thighs

Kaeya - everything as long as it’s squishy enough

Amber - boobs

Lumine - thighs

Aether - boobs

#im not gonna tag the characters here cause that’d be wayyy too much #genshin impact hcs #genshin impact #genshin hcs #genshin impact x you #genshin impact x reader #genshin x you #genshin x reader #my writing stuff

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valeriele3 · 2 months

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Because of this fic I just read (Please read it, it’s so good)

It made me wonder on who will be the most optimal option to bring outside if any of the Genshin characters were to get isekai’d into our world

This will be in terms of appearance ofc (So this is like a “Who looks the most normal that they’re allowed outside”)

We can immediately cross out any of the colorful haired characters and the ones with ears and tails (Unless they can somehow hide the ears and tails then someone like Gorou will pass)

Men

Lyney

Freminet

Xiao (He looks normal ig. He just looks like a person with dark hair with a few green dyed parts)

Gaming (Same case as Xiao)

Kaveh

Mika

Aether

Wanderer (He can be at the maybe? Section too but like ehhhh idk..He has dark blue hair that can sometimes look like black sooo maybe he passes??? Or yk people will just think he dyed his hair. So, pass ig)

Albedo

Childe/Tartaglia

Zhongli

Kazuha (He has platinum blonde hair right??)

Venti (Just a guy with dyed hair ahahahha)

Thoma

Questionable/Maybe?

Wriosthesley (He looks normal but like..Maybe he can be this random middle aged dude but still looks handsome af)

Alhaitham (Same case as Wriosthesley..Kinda)

Cyno (Maybe he can pass as someone with albinism?? And he’d also attract too much attention)

Razor (Same case as Cyno)

Bennett

Women (+ kids)

Chiori

Navia

Lumine

Kirara

Dehya

Yaoyao

Yelan

Xiangling (Kinda same case as Wanderer)

Xinyan

Fischl

Barbara

Hu Tao

Jean

Yoimiya

Amber

Klee

Beidou

Lisa

Maybe??

Yun Jin

Ningguang (Same case as Cyno)

Sayu (Apparently her hair is green?? Although it doesn’t really look green)

Shenhe (She’d attract too much attention though)

Noelle

Xianyun (Not sure abt her bc her fingers aren’t a humans. It’s talons)

#☆〜valerie's rambles #genshin impact #genshin #genshin sagau #genshin isekai

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linkemon · 8 months

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Masterlist (Over Teyvat headcanons/English)

I want to let you know that English is not my first language so any corrections on my mistakes are welcomed. I mainly write in Polish. You can check that language versions of my works here on Masterlist.

If you want to help in any way in the translation process, let me know, I will gladly take a helping hand.

Please, don’t repost. Likes an reblogs are appreciated ^^

Last update: 18.02.2024

Status 41/41 translated

First meeting 1

Venti, Zhongli, Ei

First meeting 2

Scaramouche, Arataki Itto, Kaedehara Kazuha, Lisa Minci

First meeting 3

Childe, Thoma, Diluc Ragnvindr, Beidou

Youtuber AU 1

Xiao, Kamisato Ayato, Kaeya Alberich, Xiangling

Youtuber AU 2

Chongyun, Yun Jin, Yanfei

School AU 1

Bennett, Xingqiu, Jean Gunnhildr, Klee

Showing affection 1

Diluc Ragnvindr, Childe, Razor, Yae Miko

Showing affection 2

Venti, Zhongli, Gorou, Barbara Pegg

Boysband AU (4nemo) 1

Xiao, Kaedehara Kazuha, Venti, Aether

Boysband AU (4ggravate) 2

Kaveh, Cyno, Alhaitham, Tighnari

Yandere AU 1

Albedo, Zhongli, Kokomi

Voice line 1

Shikanoin Heizou, Diona Kätzlein, Kamisato Ayato, Amber, Xinyan

Voice line 2

Arataki Itto, Yelan, Kujo Sara, Qiqi, Shenhe, Kuki Shinobu

Voice line 3

Mika Schmidt, Dori Sangemah Bay, Faruzan, Collei, Bennett

Confession 1

Kamisato Ayato, Kaedehara Kazuha, Sucrose

Confession 2

Tighnari, Alhaitham, Dehya

Sibling 1

Naganohara Yoimiya, Xingqiu, Keqing, Sayu

Fatui 1

La Signora, Pantalone, Tartaglia, Il Dottore

Summertime Odyssey Event 1

Kaedehara Kazuha, Mona, Xinyan, Fischl

Soldier, Poet, King

Ei, Venti, Zhongli

Soulmate AU 1

Tomo, Eula, Lumine

Hogwarts AU 1

Kamisato Ayato, Naganohara Yoimiya, Albedo, Hu Tao

Musical AU 1

Yun Jin, Childe, Chongyun and others

Valentine's Day 2023 1

Shikanoin Heizou, Wanderer, Ningguang

Valentine's Day 2023 2

Tighnari, Lisa Minci, Yaoyao

Quarrel 1

Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Navia

Maid/Butler 1

Arataki Itto, Clorinde, Layla, Kamisato Ayaka

Polish headcanons 1

Venti, Zhongli, Diluc, Heizou, Thoma, Kirara, Baizhu, Qiqi, Childe, Scaramouche

Would you still love me/like me if...? 1

Baizhu, Wriothesley, Nahida, Nilou

Manhwa tropes 1

Alhaitham, Pantalone, Zhongli, Kirara

#masterlist #x reader #genshin impact #selfship #headcanons

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kxmikomrade · 1 year

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We all know that we have both fallen in love with Kaveh🫶

So<3

GN!reader

A medium serving of Cafe latte, Onigiri, and cinnamon dango<33

Imagine in SAGAU, Creator!reader dotes on Kaveh, and is practically their fav<33 imagine how jealous other characters are bc their dearest creator is favoring him more than the rest<3

I will love this man more than my entire life.

🍁˖࿐ SAGAU - Kaveh

╰┈➤Kaveh x Reader Order: Cafe latte, Medium serving onigiri, cinnamon dango Genre: Fluff, crack Gn!reader (or any gender) Pronouns: Y/P (your pronouns) Type: Headcanons Requested! by: @astrilien Warnings: Some swearing i think other than that, nothing but this was written before Kaveh's release/drip marketing. And I haven't done Haithams quest yet so 🤷 Waiter's Notes: How have your travels been? I hope that it hasnt been much trouble. I'm glad you have stopped by, please enjoy! ^^ Author's Notes: Welcome back my dear costumer who gives me food aswell 😌

i pray for ur main, bcs theyre gonna get replaced as soon as this man gets released

doesnt matter if he isnt suitable for being a dps, if u build him right, and give him the fanciest 5* weapon, mans all set

Your main has gone through alot with you, but never something like this, they just KNOW that they arent gonna last long

Characters who got benched be like: first time?

First time you heard of his name you didnt really think much to it until he got leaked and showed up in the archon quest that you were all 👀👀

Ofc, the man took pride in it and got a huge ego boost because you just dropped all your attention on Alhaitham and the story and focused on him

Speaking of Haitham, he's never gonna hear the end of it. Bcs Kaveh's already gonna use u in his old married couple bickering with him

Kaveh literally making sure to be extra expressive and salty to Haitham whenever he's going to be shown in a quest just for you 🥰🥰

And every character you've ever simped for just stands there like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Kind of heart broken with how you easily just dropped everything for him and a TAD bit jealous but they won't say anything because it isn't good :((

Bennett, Sucrose, Ayaka, Amber, Collei, Barbara, Noelle, Ganyu, Gorou, Nilou, Kaeya, Yun Jin, Yao Yao, Kazuha, Thoma, Nahida

*Is confused* First, you decide to go to Sumru to continue the archon quest, then get in the brain-juice draining quest with too many complications looking for answers and now you're suddenly simping over this random blonde guy???

Razor, Xiangling, Chongyun, Qiqi, Sayu, Layla, Xiao, Yun Jin

Uses their work to their advantage to get your spotlight back on them

Hu Tao, Yanfei, Yelan

Tries to get your attention back. Doing big dmg, getting you trinkets and even getting into trouble just so you could pay attention to them again

Itto, Klee, Yoimiya, Beidou, Childe, Hu Tao, Venti, Xinyan

Doesn't really care. (They're just bitter inside bcs of how you chose him over them LMAO)

Xiao, AlHaitham, Cyno, Eula, Kaeya, Mona, Diona, Keqing, Wanderer

Really doesn't care. Like good for you ig *proceeds to go to work*

Jean, Kokomi, Rosaria, Albedo, Diluc, Lisa, Ningguang, Zhongli, Shenhe, Raiden, Sara, Faruzan, Shinobu, Dori, Candace, Tighnari

Does NOT like it and they WILL let you know, doing small dmg out of spite. Even trying to shake off your control. And ofc, constantly complaining or mumbling about it

Itto, Heizou, Fischl

"Oh, I see how it is" then makes a full devised plan about getting you back, it's a really good plan so let's see how it goes 🫡

Ayato, Heizou, Yae Miko, Yelan, Xingqiu

(458 words)

Sorry dat it's short, I haven't read much SAGAU so I don't rlly know wat to write :'DD

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ilovelyneysm07 · 2 months

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Welcome to the show! (Navigation)

(Finally making an intro for this account lmao)

About me !!

Name: Lin or Javier Pronouns: They/them Gender: Transmasc Sexuality: AroAce Nationality: Chilean Hazbin Hotel OC

Other stuff about this thing !!

multifandom (kinda)

i write for genshin impact (mainly lyney, duh), hazbin hotel and honkai: star rail

i'm sleep deprived

♾ and 🏳‍🌈

i write mainly gn readers, but i can write for fem and masc readers.

i'm one of those people that when they feel down they want to delete everything, so if i don't respond for a while, it's because i feel like deleting everything (i won't tho)

i like chocolate milk.

im a really self indulgent writer.

also, i do mostly platonic requests (qpr or just friendship), but romantic requests are also allowed :3

i dont do nsfw or gore, makes me uncomfortable.

Masterlist

(♥ - Platonic)

SAGAU Stuff with my Favorite Characters (Includes: Wanderer, Ei, Heizou, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Furina - ♥)

Endless Solo of Solitude - Hazbin Hotel x Furina!Reader ♥ (ONE - TWO)

(SAGAU) Shooting Stars - Lyney x Player (ONE - TWO)

Unwavering Result - Aventurine x Cyborg!Reader (Drabble)

Characters I write for (If I don't mention a character it's because I don't write for them.)

(♥ - Platonic only)

Genshin Impact

Mondstadt: Albedo, Amber, Bennett (♥), Diluc, Eula, Fischl (♥), Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, Mika (♥), Mona, Noelle (♥), Razor (♥), Rosaria, Sucrose, Venti.

Liyue: Baizhu, Beidou, Chongyun (♥), Gaming (♥), Ganyu, Hu Tao, Keqing, Ningguang, Shenhe, Xiangling (♥), Xianyun, Xiao, Xingqiu (♥), Xinyan (♥), Yanfei, Yelan, Yun Jin (♥), Zhongli.

Inazuma: Arataki Itto, Gorou, Kazuha, Ayaka, Ayato, Kirara (♥), Kujou Sara, Kuki Shinobu, Ei, Kokomi, Heizou, Thoma, Yae Miko, Yoimiya.

Sumeru: Alhaitham, Candace, Collei (♥), Cyno, Dehya, Faruzan, Kaveh, Layla, Nilou, Tighnari, Wanderer (♥).

Fontaine: Charlotte (♥), Chevreuse, Freminet (♥), Furina, Lynette, Lyney, Navia, Neuvilette.

Hazbin Hotel

Hell: Alastor (♥), Angel Dust (only gn or masc), Charlie Morningstar, Husk, Lilith (why not, muehehe), Lucifer Morningstar, Niffty (♥), Vaggie (only gn or fem), Sir Pentious.

Heaven: Emily (♥), Lute, Sera (♥).

Honkai: Star Rail

Almost all of them, the kids are strictly platonic (duh)

#genshin impact #genshin #hazbin hotel #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x you #platonic #platonic x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #genshin lyney #honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail x you #hsr #hsr x reader

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lumiconic · 2 years

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♪ — HEART HANDS

❥ summary: you make one half of a heart with your hand, what do they do?

❥ characters: everyone

❥ content: fluff, gn reader

❥ note: tysm for the support on my first post 😭 !! i hope you all enjoy this as a thank-you that i wrote super quick (so please forgive ooc-ness)!!

instantly recognize what you're doing and eagerly complete the heart with their hand, cheering delightedly when you hold it up like you're showing off a shiny trophy. they are just as pretty as one, after all <3 they love to do cute couple stuff like that and like taking photos of it too :P

YOIMIYA, barbara, HU TAO, childe, kaeya, SHIKANOIN HEIZOU, thoma, VENTI, yanfei

take a second to understand but then finish the heart with a little bit of instruction from you, they seem slightly embarrassed but look very pleased with themselves. after this, they probably have a newfound desire to do heart hands all the time because of how cute it seems~!

sucrose, KAMISATO AYAKA, chongyun, KAEDEHARA KAZUHA, kamisato ayato, NOELLE, xinyan

know what you're doing and choose to ignore you entirely, they think this is a frivolous thing to do since they need both hands at all time. when you pout about it and make a sad face, they give in and finish the heart reluctantly, annoyed but also slightly flustered at how happy you look from it.

kujou sara, XIAO, EULA, fischl, kuki shinobu, MONA, xingqiu, yelan

link their hand with yours in a similar, upside down U shape, assuming you were wanting to hold hands. you don't have the heart to tell them otherwise when they look so contented, and even if it is an inconvenient way to hold hands, it means you get to stand close together …

beidou, EI, jean, ALOY, sangonomiya kokomi, shenhe, AETHER, yun jin, zhongli

do a cheerful thumbs up without even registering what you were trying to do. you can't help but laugh a little bit, even if it is slightly disappointing, but they do look really cute … ! you make a mental note to show them how to do heart hands later.

AMBER, arataki itto, BENNETT, collei, gorou, RAZOR, xiangling

refuse to do it. f u [name] they have places to be --

diluc, KEQING, ganyu, ALBEDO, lisa, ningguang, ROSARIA, tighnari, LUMINE, yae miko

thank you so much for reading, and pls leave a like + reblog + follow if you enjoyed!!

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