Peter: Hey Mr Stark, how’s the potty training going?
Tony: Morgan was so excited to use that Frozen potty you got her that she sat on it sideways and pissed all over the floor
Peter: So not good?
Tony: Could be better
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No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.
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The Corset (Tony) - 2022
My followers on Twitter have managed to convince me that drawing Tony with a corset was a good idea (after drawing Sebastian sporting a vest corset HERE) 😁
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Good morning, beloved
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Peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Y/N, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Tony: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Peter: playing systemic oppression
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Tony: Harley I specifically told you no fighting, no swearing, and no drinking alcohol
Tony: And I found you bashing Peter’s head on the floor screaming “don’t touch my damn beer”
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nadie merece sentirse insuficiente cuando lo esta dando todo
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Peter: *texting happy* Happy! Help, I’m being kidnapped!
Happy: *replying* where are you?
Peter: I’m with some strange person! In a car. Help!
Happy: I’ll call Tony
Tony: *answering his cell* Y’ello?
Happy: where’s Peter? He told me that he’s being kidnapped.
Tony: Peter? Whaddya mean, he’s sitting in the back seat right her-
Tony:
Tony: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Tony: *turns around in his seat to be facing Peter* UNDEROOS! MY GOATEE WILL GROW BACK!
Peter: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?!
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back study with tony ❤️
(please click to see details!)
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Happy bday to my king RDJ ❤️
Almost 14 years since I watched Iron Man for the first time and I'm still in love with this movie. I love Tony's long hair here, he's the cutest thing ever!
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Tony : Kid what's the Wi-Fi password
Peter: whatpassword
Tony : Didn't you set it up like yesterday
Peter: Yeah, whatpassword, Mr. Stark
Tony : Kid I don't have time for this shit
Peter: WHATPASSWORD
[Later that night at 2 am]
Tony, shooting up in bed: Ohhh he meant the password is "whatpassword"
Tony : I'm gonna kill that little shit
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You’re supposed to be looking at the stars, Steve
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