mcu characters as quotes my apush teacher said last year
peter: “wow, you know mr. krabs?”
“i like webs”
“lady bugs are good”
“seven yeets war”
rhodey: “dont throw stuff at men who have guns”
tony: “innovation from hell”
“life is hard, life is lonely”
“i don’t mind chewing a butt for an hour”
“not sexy enough”
“kind of a man hoe…yeah i said it”
“fly baby, fly”
“up and down the boot, theyre italian”
thor: “bugs bunny is actually smarter than most people”
steve: “don’t be a little punk”
“every god bless america day”
“even more stronger”
“you got the sunlight like abe lincoln did, true story”
“you want a street fight now?”
“all that nice jazz”
bruce: “i can teach circles around those people in my sleep”
“everything is terrible”
nat: “not like that stop being a freak”
“you don’t need a significant other that bad”
clint: “disney lied to you”
“kumquat black market”
pepper: “there’s something about being able to write on paper that turns people on”
scott: “i got my own little click at home screw being social”
“butt naked thief”
“talk to the hand because the face don’t understand”
bucky: “i’m never okay any day”
“i’ll punch you in the face”
loki: “i love you guys, sorta”
“it’s terrible, but that’s fine”
fury: “you fired my boy, now i’m all mad”
“all the human bodies, and no ac”
carol: “movin’ and grovin’ baby “
“are you finishing trying to take yourself out with a pencil?”
Hey, I was wondering if anyone knew the acc that made this wallpaper? I cleaned out my photos a while ago, and no longer have the actual image. Any help would be great!
if y'all wanna request an irondad fic then put it in asks and I’ll try to do it as soon as I can :)
some rules though!!
- NO STARKER!!!!
- if it’s based off of a song, make sure you tell me the song AND the artist so I can listen to it
- if you want a specific point of view, or want it centered more around tony or peter more than the other, let me know!
- if you have it, you can submit your ao3 name too so I can dedicate the work to you. if you don’t want to or don’t have it, I will still post it on here along with every other work.
- give me as detailed of a description as you can. I wanna get it the way you want it to be!
- be patient!! I’m a busy person - I’ve got high school work and college work to do, as well as things around my house and a job - I will get to your request eventually! I’ll let you know what I’m working on :)
- I really don’t like writing things about infinity war and/or endgame, so please don’t ask. I know a lot of people enjoy it but it’s really just not my thing. However, I do really enjoy writing fluff.
I wish you guys the best and I hope you guys enjoy what I write! :)
I’m making a RDJ + Roaring 20s edit and I’m not sure how that’s going to go when I publish it but what I do know is that his GQ photoshoot works perfectly.
I mean; look at this shit:
TFW Tom Holland and Justin beiber appear in a video together
Steve Rogers every time he fights someone that should’ve been dead 70 years ago:
Making homemade pasta while watching RDJ movies seems like a really good use of my time.
- My favorite OTP
My goal in life is to have someone look at me the way I look at Seb, Cevans, RDJ, Mackie, and Tom Holland.
sup fuckers im back im bored i hate college and this quarantine is gonna end me.
WHO IS READY TO PARTYYYY