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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months

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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

#incorrect quotes #incorrectmarvelquotes #mcu marvel avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj #peter parker #tom holland

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soliloquent-stark · 7 months

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incorrect marvel quotes 1/?

robert downey jr and tom holland in spider-man: homecoming (2017)

quote source: icarly

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checkingoutforheroes · 6 days

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Cheese.

Y/n, try to soothe their crying baby: I know you can't tell me what's wrong but at least please stop crying for a moment.

Natasha: Is it the diaper? Hungry?

Y/n, almost mad: Oh maybe I didn't check it. Nat, it is the first thing I checked! I changed his diaper, I gave him bottle, I breastfeed him, check his tummy! Everything that comes to mind.

Natasha, takes her baby: It's alright baby, please stop crying soon or your mommy will cry too. We both know that she's a lot to handle.

Y/n, put back her water from the fridge: What did you said?!

Natasha: Nothing babe.

Tony: Whoaa, what's with all the fuss? Can't figure out why your baby crying? *looking at y/n

Y/n: Why are you at me?

Tony: Because you're the mother. You birth him. Don't you two have some kind of bond or something?

Natasha: Tony..

Y/n: How am I supposed to know what he said. He's a baby! He can't even talk! Not a fucking word! I don't understand the crying language Stark! Nobody does!

Tony: jeeeeezzzz. I'm trying to help!

Y/n trowing cheese at Tony but it fallen on the baby's head and all silent: What in the world-

Tony: Told you, that you guys have special bond!

Y/n: That cheese was meant for you. Now hush!

Natasha: Thank you, cheese. Never in my life I thanked a thing but here I am, thanking a slice of cheese. Yeaaa, you did it mommy! Yes, mommy did. And you're laughing now.

Y/n: cheese huh?

Tony: Do we have enough cheese?

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underoooos · 3 months

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The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year

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Every day I'm thinking about the fact that Iron Man 1 had no script

every day

#iron man #rdj #the more you learn about this movie's process the wilder it gets #gwenyth paltrow: yeah rdj literally looked at the script marvel had and was like this is garbage #jeff bridges: we'd show up and there'd be no script and me and rdj would just switch roles and improvise until we got something #wild shit wild shit #thoughts #jeff bridges: im1 was a 200 million dollar student film #real quote he really said that #the whole thing was improv #bless jon favreau for real #robert downey jr #jon favreau #jeff bridges #gwenyth paltrow #iron man 1

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mj-jones-parker · 3 months

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Peter: I wasn't that drunk last night

Mj: You were flirting with me all night

Peter: So? Your my girlfriend

Mj: You also asked if I was single

Peter:

Mj: And cried when I said no

Tony: You also printed out an adoption papers and tried to get me to sign them

Peter: Did you sign them?

Mj: Peter your a grown adult, Tony can't adopt you

Tony, whispering to Peter: Yeah I signed them

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months

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guys hello i beseech thee ‼️‼️ PLEASE dont sent quotes through the askbox ‼️‼️ were not gonna post askbox quotes it bungles the formatting. you guys can interact with and ask us anything off or on anon but PLEASE send quotes through the submissions

-mod dave

#im getting very tired of quotes smushed into an ask with fucked up formatting #its hard to read . (rdj meme) He Has Dyslexia #im on my hands and knees fr #if you really forreal want to submit a quote anonymously you can ask us #or theres a way to send it anon by like. logging out or opening the submission box in a private window #not a quote #mod dave

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sherlockcorner · 11 months

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my three favorite versions of Sherlock x quote [bbc sherlock]

#bbc sherlock #sherlock #221b #sherlock holmes #sherlocked #johnlock #rdj sherlock #granada sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes day #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #john watson #movie quotes

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idkseraphine · 2 years

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Tony: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Y/N: What did you do?

Tony: Nobody died.

Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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oceanview15 · 9 months

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Bruce, winning a humanitarian award: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Selina , the love of my life, for telling me Harvey Dent was going to win, so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

#batcat #dc #bruce wayne x selina kyle #harvey dent #incorrect quotes #batman x catwoman #source: rdj golden globes speech

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astudyinscrapbooking · 2 years

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Exhibit A:

“I have never loved, Watson, but if I did and if the woman I loved had met such an end, I might act even as our lawless lion-hunter has done. Who knows?”

- The Adventure of the Devil's Foot

Exhibit B:

“You are right,” he cried with an immense sigh of relief. “It is quite superficial.” His face set like flint as he glared at our prisoner, who was sitting up with a dazed face. “By the Lord, it is as well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive. Now, sir, what have you to say for yourself?”

- The Adventure of the Three Garridebs

Sherlock Holmes really said

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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months

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Peter: [making a full dinner]

Clint: Any chance that’s for me?

Peter: It’s for Mr Stark, I’m going to make some bad decisions tonight and I need him on my side

Clint: I never realised how much work went into being a disappointment

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soliloquent-stark · 7 months

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incorrect marvel quotes 2/?

robert downey jr and chris evans in avengers: endgame (2019)

quote source: the social network

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spideyspetertingle · 2 days

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Peter: Mr. Stark? My tummy hurts. Tony: Ah, maybe you should get some- why is there a KNIFE in your STOMACH?! ???

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t4t4tclethian · 8 days

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"don't die in front of me please, this is deja vu." - pearl to bigb at timestamp 27:16 of bigb's limited life episode 1

please excuse me while i *remembers it's unhealthy to make suicide jokes* transform into a sea slug and live out my days at the bottom of the ocean where i won't have to think about minecraft youtubers ever again

#quotes #*rdj voice* she is shaped by the events she has experienced and the pain she has felt #double life finale was the first time pearl had really seen an ally die in front of her #and i do believe that dl pearl never really figured out how she felt about scott.#and then bigb nearly dies to an explosion in front of her and even though she's not even his ally at this point #it still hits something raw and unhealed #<- chewing the wall #nosy neighbors

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emmedoesntdomath · 9 months

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tony, grinning at christine: hey, pretty baby

stephen, indignant: hey!

tony, eyes wide: oh, sorry

*turning to stephen, grinning the exact same way*

tony, winking at stephen: hey, handsome

stephen, cheeks going red:

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