The Van Der Linde Gang If They Were Incorrect Quotes From My Main Blog #2
Uncle: *Hits Reverend in the face with a ball*
Reverend: Ow! I thought you said you had terrible aim!
Uncle: I WAS AIMING AT YOUR FOOT
Hosea: You've been spending too much time around your father, Jack. Turnin' out to be just like him.
John: Don't insult my fucking son like that.
Hosea: Stop acting dumb.
John: I'm not acting dumb. I just am.
Susan: Touch Tilly and you'll die!
Stranger: *Touches Tilly*
Tilly: *Beats the ever living shit out of them*
Susan: I fucking told you.
*Talking about childhoods*
Dutch: Arthur told me a while ago that he was a surprise!
Arthur: I prefer to use the term 'mistake' but close enough.
Dutch: I've never understood why people don't just heat milk in a jug like you do with water.
Hosea: Please don't-
Dutch: *Already heading for the kitchen*
Arthur: I'd die for you, Hosea.
Hosea: You're suicidal, you'd die for your worst enemy.
Arthur: Then I'd live for you
Hosea: I'd live for you, too.
Dutch: Hey, guess what.
Dutch: No, you have to guess.
Hosea: I have to guess the what?
Dutch: No, just- just guess what.
Hosea: Yes, I have to guess the what. The what is what I'm guessing.
Dutch: You could have just said you don't care
Hosea, hiding his amused smirk behind his cup of coffee: That's nowhere near as fun.
Charles, opening their bedroom curtains: Don't the birds sound beautiful this morning?
Arthur, slamming a pillow down over his head: I'm sleeping. Tell them to shut up.
Arthur: I got through an entire book today. Start to finish - it was very good.
Sean: I couldn't even get past the first page because there was a stain on the wall and I kept fixating on it.
Hosea: Have a good day, Arthur.
Arthur: Don't tell me what to do.
Sean: Life is hard
Sean: but I'm even harder
Dutch: What would you do if I ate your last chocolate bar?
Hosea, hugging him close with a small smile: You wouldn't be alive to find out
John: You wanna hear a joke I heard today?
Abigail: No, go to sleep.
John: So a horse walks into a bar-
You avoid corners and doorways - do you know why? Have you looked inwards recently? Do you understand what is happening there? Your mind is muddled and dusty, a mirror you haven’t been able to clean properly. Smudging the nervousness just leaves streaks on the glass, which makes your face harder to see, which makes you nervous. What are you nervous of, darling? What keeps you up at night? Why haven’t you confronted it? Do you know what it is? Can you answer my questions? Are they making you nervous? Am I frightening you?“ - text by rubysmithwrites
got tagged by @coyote-skull to do this tarot card quiz for an oc :3 was inspired by him writing something along to it! So have some angsty Lloyd. also thank you!!! i love tags.
I tag @escape-the-fade @perawuat @rdo-constance >:3
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