Miranda: you have the intelligence of a mere worm!
Y/N: I’m not gonna take crap from someone who cosplays as a fucking bird!!!
Miranda: how dare you!!! You insolent degenerate!
Y/N: *throws bread crumbs on the ground* c’mre birdy! Come and get your dinner!!!
Alcina: Y/N, shut up!!
Miranda: I’m going to kill you!
Y/N: How?! By eating me because you’re a bird and you called me a worm?! Are you the early bird that gets the worm?!
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Just a headcannon between Lady Dimitrescu and Y/N
Y/N: hey Alci
Alcina: yes, draga?
Y/N: do you love me?
Alcina: of course
Y/N: are you sure?
Alcina: Darling, must we really go through this again?
Y/N: … so is that a no
Y/N: -DO YOU HATE ME NOW???😫😭
Alcina: are you serious???
Y/N: I’m running away!
Alcina: Y/N, look at me!
Alcina: look at me, draga mea
Y/N: 😢 wut
Alcina: *kisses forehead and hold face* I. Love. You.
Y/N: say it again
Alcina: I love you
Y/N: okay, now prove it
Alcina: how am I supposed to-
Y/N: -PROVE IT!!!😡
Alcina: *sigh* *places Y/N in her lap* *kisses cheek* *continues to hold Y/N*
Alcina: is this proof enough?
Y/N: … propose to me
Alcina: Darling, we’re already married
Y/N: do it again
Alcina: *sighs and rolls eyes* Darling, Y/N, my dearest love. Will you marry me?
Y/N: *kisses Alcina* yes!!!
Alcina: *puts the ring back on Y/N’s finger* is that enough for your satisfaction?
Y/N: yes, but… what if I said no?
Alcina: I would force you to marry me.
Y/N: and I would love being your hostage :D *hugs Lady D*
Alcina: *hugs Y/N back* I am glad you are my wife and not my hostage.
Y/N: I would be your hostage though. If you wanted.
Alcina: I’d rather you just be my wife, draga.
Y/N: do you still love me? *wraps arms around Alcina*
Alcina: Yes dear, with all my heart. *holds Y/N tenderly and kisses her cheek*
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