#real-life

[moodboardmix]

Shotaro Kaneda's Akira bike by Bel & Bel

#art #design #biker #bike #motor bike #animation #japan #spain #belbel #akira #shotaro kaneda #real-life #neon light #anime art #anime and manga

[mugenfinder]

Once saw a Spirit Halloween eat an entire Walgreens.

#real-life #spirit halloween

[anotheruserwithnoname]

Current mood at work.

*kudos to the original gif-maker

#real-life #monty python #michael palin

[pennedwhispers]

Mmirimma (a series…)

The rain had started drizzling, Favour held my hand firmly as though she had wanted to do it all the while, she smiled as we walked off into the night, albeit a cold and young one. “Why did you save her from him” – she asked, scanning through my face...

RAINDROPS OF LOVE Anambra couldn’t be any better promising in the year than it was in that year. It presented me with countless feats, gifts, and ‘Favour’. I wondered if it was a coincidence or not, I mean her name. Favour Nkenchiyere was a phenomenal actress. She had the aura of a goddess; her smile presented this soothing experience that filled the atmosphere with love. I was head over heels…

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#girl #non-fiction #page #real-life

[dabeasties619]

I OPENED MY HEART NOW IM INVITING YOU IN

IM WARNING YOU NOW MY WHOLE LIFES FULL OF SIN

I AM NOT PERFECT I CHOSE TO WALK A PATH OF DESTRUCTION

BUT NOW IM TURNING TO YOU BECAUSE I NEED INSTRUCTION

THIS LOAD OF BURDENS I CARRY IS WEIGHING ME DOWN

SO I WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD CARRY THEM NOW

SEE I DON'T LIKE ASKING FOR HELP BUT I KEEP BUMPING MY HEAD

SO TO SOLVE THIS DILEMMA I THOUGHT I'D TURN TO YOU INSTEAD

CUZ FIGHTING THESE DEMONS I DREAD

THEY JUST WANT ME DEAD

I'M HUNGRY FOR YOU I NEED TO GET FED

I PRAY EVERYDAY THAT YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID

I MEAN THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

AND I HONOR YOUR WORK YOU HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECT

SO IF YOUR UP THERE AND HEAR MY CRY OUT FOR HELP

PLEASE JOIN ME AS I WALK I CAN'T DO THIS MYSELF

I'D SOLELY RATHER HAVE YOU THEN CUZ WITH YOU I'LL HAVE WEALTH

AND I KNOW IN THE LONG RUN YOU WILL BE GOOD FOR MY HEALTH

SO I HOPE I'M STILL WORTHY OF RECIEVING YOUR BLESSINGS

I HOPE IN THE END UP IN HEAVEN IS WHERE I'LL BE RESTING

#BEASTIES STRUGGLES

#BLESSINGS #GOD #REAL-LIFE #POETRY

[nikkeisimmer]

Well we just had a power outage extending from early this morning at around 12:01AM to about 12:48PM this afternoon when power to our region was restored. My iPhone was at nearly 35% charge when we got power back.

Hopefully our perishables survived.

Update: Heard from my wife about what caused the problem:

I checked the BC Hydro website and it said a downed tree took out some power lines.

Yeah, glad no one was walking near those trees when they came down.

#non-sims #real-life #power outage

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

#self #last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH #i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved #i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life #marine biology #ecology

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

#hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #vivziepop #Hazbin hotel fanart #Alastor #Lucifer #Perception check #“you're much shorter in real life” #Alastor has no mercy if you're under 5“2 lol #I did: the storyboard; artworks and animation #And my sis did: the coloring; animation as well and the compositing #Team work makes the dream work lol

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

#pallas post its #not sure how to tag this one ngl #zolu #this is about zolu #but also my ocs and me from real life #5927 #also. #web weaving #normal dynamics

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#miette #spiders georg #tumblrstuff #meme #1k #One Thousand Notes #oh! oh! #I swear I can math in real life #10k #tumblr is insane #is this post making the miette tag trend #20k #I know there are more than 333 cat owners #It was a small sample size #40k #50k #75k #100k

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

#amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #if ever i had to pick a real life wonka it would be him

[endreal]

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

#Endreal in real life #good for thinking #actual factual conversations #last place

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[kvothes]

poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that

#‘i actually do sing in real life—‘ not the point of this post. thanks. #can you engage with art for what it is trying to do. and not what you think it SHOULD do. #mine

[plaguedocboi]

God I just fucking. I am so blown away when I watch any older movie. When they filmed on real sets and built elaborate props because cgi wasn’t an option. “Ohhh but you can tell it’s an animatronic it doesn’t even look reeaaallll” shut the hell your mouth. That is an actual physical thing that the actors could actually see and interact with. It is a billion times more “real” than the endless greenscreen bullshit you love so much.

#like it is real! it exists! it may not look entirely life-like but it’s REAL you stupid bitch!

[vamprisms]

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

#and real life also