#realedit

[theearthwasmadeforlovers]

Heh GoopfenSchtaldt

Here lies Sha-La-La of the Velvet Thump.

Im realgunna shtickitiner helthie Rump.

A realDravidianRhythm is playing out

Im real-not-gonna-let-ya sit there and pout

Im a real CosmoidRex Ape-type Man oy-ya-Hay! oy-ya-Hay!

Im a real Stooge-Incense when I yodel ya-la-Lay!

Im as real as Zulzibrand when you raise me from the Clay.

Whoresare the realCunts

Cuntsare the realWhores

Dim-dim Dandelion realultra!

Dam-dam dandy Leon real ultra multra!

Dom-dom Damiana Desdemona de-la Diluvian Dividend Delta Deluge Damage Day

Do-si-do da Dorian Delorean Dumbbell Dingbat

De-la Hee-Haw Hee-Haw of the great Ooh-Lay-Lay!

I reel didsniff the CkandyyyCkryyyzstdallz lakkagraydt fethraMezstchryxsdtkra

And then I went over lakkawhooschxkhilly Wyxsdtkra

Ha Hunny, that’s the honk

Hi Bunny, that’s the bonk

Huh Tunny, that’s the tonk

Dul mynkra mynkra ding-a-ling DingDong?

You look a lil funny - Sumptin’ gone wrong?

Real churnedforth Papersuch didme-write a Glyph.

It sent forth a heavenly and epic “WHAT IF!!??”

And then all of a Sudden was ruddily rudden

And out of the Turmoil came pomba pombudden

They realedit Wykypeedshzhja lakkagraydt Wwwykkapaedszhcka!!

The lixily tiltexily dre YspaTechaeJchaedszhcka!!

Thakkagraydt skilurMezhdre Nyvendflasdhtshaedszhcka!!

YIJvIyiJYiVyIIjjViyIVjjyvjYjYjVYvJJjyjVJJjVvyVviiJYYvIIjjyjivyVjIjJvvvVyvJYvjvjv

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Fairies-in-the-Fields

                                 Real-Heavenly, oh-Yes!

In-the-Face-of-Immortal

        Chaos-and-Fear

   I-am-not-afraid, oh-No.

O Valentine - I love you

And this comes from Within

So for you I play the Saxophone, and the Violin

Real FallOfTheByzantineEmpire - Meow-hey! Meow-hey!

Real Red/Orange/Green-Shifted Valentine - dela-Neigh! dela-Neigh!

Straw-raw ra-la strangula stringula Sister Spinster Spatula Spray

Cradula Clavendula Coldula called ya clever-as-Clay

Real fuck CopyRightLaw, am I right? Am I right?

Im real gonna steal everyThing in Sight.

And then in the tight Nick of Time at Night,

Ill be as gone as Night by Morning Light.

And daily deedil dela Boya Konzschstrykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya

Mynervvva Melyossa Maryyna MonMerprykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya

Reel sendMethegigaCuntSluts realplease reel’pleez

Mxxt mzzt mttt myyt mytzxClazeez yeitschYaiyeez

Megresh nevi-nevi beloyosi-mosi

Madousx yevi-yevi gragagdosi-grosi

Mxla Myxyla Meixeilei pboosch-gwgawdt!!

Ador ya la MRUAP or g’edit wal iss hawdt!!

Real Cuntweep went realHotGirl Oof Ooh-La-La!

Real didsniff the CandyCrystalz lakkagraydt Shra-Ra-Ra!

Real PainintheAss I can be, I can be! :)

Real putitinherButthole andthen I gopee ;)

RealSucks to be realCuck; realfeels good to be Me :^)

I found my Violet Valentine a Place to play

Vand Vthen Vthe Vviolet Vvalentine Vwe Vwent Vwevve Vvavway

For her Radiance, I razzle.

For her Decadence, I dazzle;

In our Dalliance, I adore;

In our Romance, I roar.

With Reverence, I rape Her.

With Diligence, I drape Her;

When I feel less, She is More;

When I confess, She is Whore.

For a Shilling, I shape Her;

For Screaming, I scrape Her,

For Scrambling, I scratch Her;

For Sniveling, I snatch Her.

For Hugging, I hold Her,

And she rests her Chin

     Upon my left Shoulder. ♥

#poetry #valentines day #valentine poetry #heh goopfenschtaldt

[aelinbitch-archive]

“Was it ever real?”

Ansel x Aelin Moodboard

playlist ♡California Nights - Best Coast ♡The Chain - Fleetwood Mac ♡Why Didn’t You Stop Me? - Mitski ♡Alexis Texas - Cruel Youth ♡hey you got drugs? - Tove Lo ♡Disparate Youth - Santigold ♡Dreams - The Cranberries

#yuh. #ansel x aelin #ansel x celaena #the assassins blade #the assassin and the desert #or is it 'in'? #realedit #yalitedit #togedit #poc tog #poc throne of glass #kingdom of ash #koa #empire of storms #queen of shadows #throne of glass #tog #sarah j maas #sjm #aelin ashryver galathynius #ansel of briarcliff #celaena sardothien #tog femslash #character moodboard #mycontent

[magicmesssi]

#isco alarcon #realedit #rmedit #isco #* #gif #*other #*real #*rm #HES SO CUTE :( #im sad

[mayankbhasker1234]

Instagram Editing Glowing Editing | PicsArt Photo Editing

#realediting #mew #india #japan

[dolceaversace-blog]

@RealityDesign@google+.com #realedits #NoFilter #pardontheprincess #LittleSosoLovesTheFilter

#realedits #pardontheprincess #littlesosolovesthefilter #nofilter

[ladyhaesoo]

jang taeyong + closeups

#kdramanetwork #kmovie #kim soo hyun #kim soohyun #real 2017 #mine #minegif #realedit #kmovieedit #ive got like two other gifsets basically made for this film bc i have ZERO self control #and bc hes so...um...hot #that last gif..... #tone it down pls mr kim #i wish the colouring on that one wasnt so eh #tumblr pls dont ruin the quality of these gifs pls and thank you

[ladyhaesoo]

jang taeyong + black and white

#kdramanetwork #real 2017 #kim soo hyun #kim soohyun #kmovie #mine #minegif #realedit #kmovieedit #this is the last of the sets #pls know that ive been thinking of that pointing gif for a whole week thank you

[aelinbitch-archive]

“I HAVE NO INTEREST IN FORGIVENESS.” 

LYSAELIN MOODBOARD

playlist ♡Killer Shangri-Lah - Psychotic Beats ♡Me and Your Mama - Childish Gambino ♡Cherry - Lana Del Rey ♡6 Inch - Beyoncé ♡Andromeda - Weyes Blood ♡Tyrant - Kali Uchis ♡Kill For Love - Chromatics

#happy last day of pride! #realedit #throne of glass #sarah j maas #sjm #the assassins blade #queen of shadows #empire of storms #kingdom of ash #koa #tog #aelin ashryver galathynius #celaena sardothien #lysandra #lady lysandra #aelin x lysandra #lysaelin #celaena x lysandra #tog femslash #poc tog #poc throne of glass #togedit #yalitedit #character moodboard #mycontent

[aelinbitch-archive]

I’ll beat the shit out of you in hell.

Manon x Aelin Moodboard

dedicated to my wife, immy @bitchryver, and hopefully doubling as a spell to summon her back from hiatus

playlist ♡Operate - Peaches ♡bad guy - Billie Eilish ♡Fineshrine - Purity Ring ♡In Time - FKA Twigs ♡Kill V. Maim - Grimes ♡Sexodus - M.I.A. ♡Andy, You’re A Star - The Killers

#listen. LISTEN. on the field i remember you were incredible. #ik im last to the party w maelin mbs bc immy and kassie and poctog have already all kicked ass but here i am hey guys #*already #just ignore the silly eyelash song ok it bangs. and it's hot when it's gay #and the gr*mes song she used to be goode #realedit #maelin #manon x aelin #aelin x manon #aelin ashryver galathynius #manon blackbeak #manon crochan #throne of glass #tog #sarah j maas #sjm #celaena sardothien #kingdom of ash #koa #empire of storms #queen of shadows #heir of fire #poctog #poctogedit #poc throne of glass #yalitedit #throne of glass moodboard #tog moodboard #character moodboard #mycontent

[aelinbitch-archive]

“Strange, that feeling of belonging.”

MALIDE MOODBOARD

playlist ♡Reflektor - Arcade Fire ♡Cult Of Love - Dum Dum Girls ♡Magnets - Disclosure, Lorde ♡Two Weeks - FKA Twigs ♡Lemon Glow - Beach House ♡Falling Into Me - Let’s Eat Grandma ♡Red Eyes - The War On Drugs

#im kind of obsessed with this not to sound vain LMAO. i hope u all like it #people who hate aelin you.... can interact but PLEASE try to keep the ''aLiEn AsSrYvEr'' antics to a minimum like im begging #anyway this was the ship we deserved #altho as everyone knows im also a big maelin fan #also i hope everyone appreciates elide wearing a witch hat that says this is not a witch hat. i thot that was very on brand #realedit #manon x elide #elide x manon #malide #throne of glass #manon blackbeak #manon crochan #elide lochan #tog #sarah j maas #sjm #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #kingdom of ash #koa #tog femslash #yalitedit #togedit #poc tog #poc throne of glass #character moodboard #mycontent

[aelinbitch-archive]

“The sister of my soul.”

Nehemia x Celaena Moodboard

playlist ♡Mouthful of Diamonds - Phantogram ♡Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill ♡Brooklyn Baby - Lana Del Rey ♡Shut Up Kiss Me - Angel Olsen ♡Criminal - Fiona Apple ♡Turn To Dust - Kelela ♡Dilettante - St. Vincent

#i know its pride anymore but consider this: im physically addicted to collecting aesthetically pleasing images and arranging them into grids #*not pride anymore #so. #also i know that top middle image has been used in every cxn edit since the beginning of time but consider this: its good. #ALSO that quote isnt from the books its from some exclusive short story so if you dont recognize it thats why #realedit #throne of glass #tog #sjm #sarah j maas #crown of midnight #kingdom of ash #koa #celaena x nehemia #nehemia x celaena #aelin x nehemia #nehemia x aelin #nehemia ytger #aelin ashryver galathynius #celaena sardothien #togedit #yalitedit #tog moodboard #throne of glass moodboard #character moodboard #mycontent