#really it's dave's fault for sleeping anywhere near her /j

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Rose, pointing at a corkboard filled with Super Mario enemies: And here we have the third special unit of the infantry, the Spectral Unit, also known as the Dry Corps. Because not even death can excuse you from service in Bowser's Army.

Rose: *Turns to imaginary second camera* I do wanna talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, uh, specifically Dry Bones and Dry Bowser. ...When I die, will I become Dry Rose? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser?

Rose: *Turns back to imaginary first camera, also know as one Dave Strider* Why do piranha plant have bone in it?

Dave: and you woke me up for this why again

Rose: This is useful information, Strider. Th-

#submission #source: polygon unraveled #i just think that rose should be allowed to wake up anyone in her near vicinity to listen to her overdetailed midnight ramblings #really it's dave's fault for sleeping anywhere near her /j #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #dave strider #mod jade