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deathmetalunicorn1 · 3 days
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Can we get odin getting flustered by sweet and clueless reader? Please
-Loki couldn’t help but grin like a Chesire cat, grinning over at Odin who was close to having a panic attack, or something like that.
-You were sitting on Odin’s lap, once again not realizing the effect you had on the leader of the Norse pantheon, who very clearly liked you. You were just the only one who didn’t seem to realize it!
-Loki thought it was hysterical, taking pictures and teasing Odin while you were holding onto one of his hands, looking at the size difference between his and your own.
-You were just chatting away about cakes or something, Odin didn’t really know, he kind of went blank the moment you took a seat on his lap and took his hand in your own.
-Loki, after getting plenty of blackmail material, something Huginn and Muninn were yelling at him about, telling him to behave, decided to ‘help’ Odin with the adorable little problem he seemed to be having.
-He grinned warmly before standing, “Hey Y/N~” you turned, a bright smile on your face, “Yes Loki?” Odin had a feeling of dread washing over him as Loki grinned, “Wanna come with me, I’m going over to the Greek pantheon to see Hercules?”
-Your eyes lit up and you instantly agreed, and Loki smirked, “Say goodbye to Odin and let’s go!”
-You turned and leapt up, wrapping you arms around Odin’s neck, pressing a kiss to his cheek, doing something so harmless and sweet, but to Odin it was like sweet death had come to take him, “Bye Odin!”
-Poor Odin was completely stunned stiff, feeling the heat radiating from his cheek, unable to move, not comprehending what had happened.
-Loki was the one to snap Odin out of his shock, two hours later, when he returned to find Odin still stunned stiff and he floated over, teasing, “So how was your first kiss~”
-The tease was so worth the next forty-five minutes of being chased, yelled at, and threatened by Odin, who was furious at Loki’s meddling.
-He would never admit it out loud, at least just yet, but he wanted you to kiss him again, it made him feel so warm and happy. If only he could get the courage to actually ask you that.
-Oh well, time will tell.
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Yandere Buddha Headcanon
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Buddha would be a loving slightly possessive, jealous and little manipulative yandere.
The relationship between the two of you would begin in a normal way.
Buddha would be truly loving from the beginning.
He would worship the ground you walked on and always share treats with you.
However, this would be "normal".
At the beginning of the relationship, Buddha would be "normal".
However, envy would arouse the Buddha's yandere tendencies.
Maybe you became close with another god/human.
This would make the Buddha think about things.
He would trust you but not the person you would spend time with.
And when Buddha thinks about things the more clearly he understands that he CAN NOT lose you.
Buddha couldn't remember the last time he was afraid of losing someone.
That would be ironic.
But you should be protected :3
So the Buddha would "talk" to this person.
And after the "talk" it would be a miracle if this person agreed to be close to you again.
Or they would be really stupid XD
After that, the Buddha would give you even more love.
And he would comfort you.
Buddha would promise that no matter what happens he will be with you.
And if you tried to make friends with others, the same thing would happen again.
The only one who wouldn't start fearing you would be Buddha.
There would be no need for abduction.
Buddha would certainly not want to punish you.
Buddha's favorite punishment would be to put you in a room with him where he would talk to you, trying to make you "enlighten" and understand how much he would love you.
That would usually work
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kanroji-san · 1 day
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I present you
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Kanae!Y/n/Reader AU
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Hate.
There was always conflict beetween the two of you. "The sun illuminates the lives of men and, as the god of the sun, I'm also the representation of the beauty." Those were the words that he used with you, looking you from far ahead. And so you asked him why people write poems about you, the moon, and not from him. And he could stay silent, ignore you, but he answered you everytime. You thanked mentally the sweet destiny because it let you far away from each others.
Hate, but not in its pure form.
Everytime you turned around, he looked at you, wondering if, behind that cold attitude there was someone who wanted some love. His love. When he looked away from you, you did the same thing he did before at you: you looked at his back and then at his pink hair. You imagined how your hand would feel in his hair, how softy they could be, and at that thought a light blush covered your cheeks. You start to walk again in the sky and, while your sisters, the stars, asked you why you were blushing, you asked to the destiny the reason of the stupid conflicts with him and you prayed to it to let you get close to him at least once.
Love.
Finally your prayers were listened. You felt all his caresses and all his kisses, his narcissistic nature faded and transformed into a more tender one. He whispered sweet words inside your ears while he was cuddling you, and you hoped that this moment never had an end. But everyone knows it, not everything we want we can have. Soon the time you two had available together finished and you were forced to walk away from each other. When you got away from him and he couldn't see you, you started crying and not even the comfort of your sisters could stop your tears. Crying you asked to the cruel destiny the reason it made you fall in love with the god of the sun and why you couldn't be together. But no answer come. You curled up.
"Please tell me why..."
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sethmp3 · 13 hours
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FIRST TIME DRAWING SHIVA AHHHH
i got really REALLLY inspired by @rlvdnt and @das-jaim3 so YIPEEE
(also mind giving me tips on how i draw his eyebrow thingys to have more expression they're so hard to draw HWKSB)
and also my friend started watching ror and they're down bad for shiva LMAO
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miyahsart · 1 day
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Apollo and Leonidas
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evansuvamp · 3 days
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It's my birthday and I wanted to do a pretty Shiva ☺️.
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam
Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!
Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!
Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!
Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~
Gods/Goddesses:...
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coffeecubes · 11 months
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"𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬!"
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𝗵𝗰𝘀 + 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼: 𝗱𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸? 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗹𝘆… 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴… 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁?
✩ 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳 | 𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿, 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗼𝗻, 𝗯𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗵𝗮, 𝗾𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗵𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿
✩ 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲
✩ 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗲! 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀! 𝗠𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘃 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗻𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳
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𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒
Imagine his confusion when you dodge his kiss
A bit hurt but tries to kiss you again
You dodge him once again, making his face turn to horror as if Poseidon had said he was the worst older brother ever to his face
Hades, who had fallen in love with you, was always a gentleman. The first time he saw you, he knew that you were going to be his wife. He treated you as his equal, his woman, and his queen all at once. He was gentle, patient, loving, and so protective of you, making sure to respect you as who you are. He was one of the few gods who physically showed how much he loved and cherished you, which was rare in the divine. 
He introduced things to you slowly, making sure to go at your pace since he didn’t want to hurt or scare you away. Showing affection and kisses in small moments was one thing that he adored, since it showed connection and strong desire for one another.
There was a trend going on lately where lovers would dodge each other’s kisses as a prank, and you thought it would be funny to try it on your husband, who was so heavenly in love with you. It was just a small teasing but your heart absolutely shattered when you saw his face fall.
“Love?” Hades tilted his head, his strong arms coming to grasp your waist once you dodged again. 
Hades didn’t think this was funny at all as he pulled you onto his lap. He turned you over so you were facing him before he placed his head above your chest.
“Did I do something wrong?” he pouted, his handsome face turning sadder in each second and you couldn’t take it anymore.
“No! It was just a prank, that’s all!” you explained everything to him and suddenly it all made sense.
“Well… shall I try again?” Hades’ mood brightened up as he attempted to kiss you once more, and you happily obliged.
Now, he’s carrying you to his bedroom where he’s going to punish you for teasing him 😉
Poseidon later came to visit his brother and his sister-in-law until he heard the noise coming from the bedroom and he left
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𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑
He leans in to give you a kiss but you dodged, making him kiss nothing but air
He stills for a few moments before he opens his eyes with confusion and he whips around to see you resuming to your own routines
You felt extremely bad as you felt his eyes upon your figure, as the thunder god wonders if you are mad at him
The thunder god never showed any sort of affection or emotion to anyone, so imagine the shock of the entire heavens when rumours had it that he had fallen in love with you. He wasn’t social and didn’t have many friends despite how powerful he was but the moment you came into his life, it brought another side out of him. He wanted nothing but to spend his immortal life with you, enjoying the sweet comforts of your presence, listening to your stories, and relishing your touches, kisses and love.
Affection was something he never knew he lacked in his life until he met you, and your small kisses were one of the very things that always made his busy day better. He was extremely occupied these days with his duties so he didn’t get to spend much time with you, making him wonder if you were pissed at him. 
You were already regretting your actions and you should never have listened to Loki’s stupid prank. Thor was good to you but that dumb trickster had decided it would be funny to see his cousin’s reaction to his wife not wanting to kiss him. 
“My sweet…” Thor’s voice echoed down the corridors, as you scurried away from him.
His loud footsteps followed your smaller form, as guilt began to bottle you up. You can feel the hurt and sadness radiating off of his body and it got worse when he grabbed your arm gently to stop you.
“Are you mad at me?” the god asked as you refused to answer to keep Loki’s prank going.
You thought you could do it until he pulled you into a tight embrace, apologising to you.
“I’m sorry. Please forgive me.”
That’s it.
You whipped around and cupped his cheeks, explaining everything to him, telling him that Loki told you to do it because he wanted to see his reaction. Thor was obviously pissed at Loki and he was about to go beat him up when you grabbed his face once more and kissed him lovingly. You two made out in the halls for a little while until his bloodthirsty battle smirk came out.
He throws you over his shoulder and carries you to the private chambers, where you two will make up for all the lost time when you were apart 😍
Loki got a black eye after
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𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍
You have a death wish if you have the audacity to dodge his kiss
He was mad, like really mad, as he grabs you by your chin and holds you in place to kiss you but you deny him by biting your lips in
He never felt anything ill towards you but for the first time, there was this bitter and hurt feeling that boiled up in his chest as his cold eyes glared into your own
It was an understatement that Poseidon was a terrifying god. Of all the divine, he had the most power, authority, and presence of all the gods and he was ruthless in his approach. He looked down on others and even deemed them as filth if they didn't reach his standards. He doesn’t talk to the lowly and his emotions seem non-existent.
Until he met you.
When you first transferred to his castle to work for him, he felt as if cupid’s arrow had cruelly decided to pierce him and for the first time, this god wanted someone. He wanted someone to stand by his side, someone to rule with, and someone to love. 
Poseidon was cruel to everyone in his fortress but when it came to you, he tried to soften up and treat you less harshly. He was still critical and blunt, but you soon realised that he was giving you advice and helping you improve. Pretty soon, you two were together and now married. He would also show gentle gestures such as caressing your cheeks, holding your hand, and embracing you to show others who had their eyes on you that you belonged to him - and him ALONE. 
When you two were alone, Poseidon showed a side to you that you didn’t think he had as he treated you and your body with such grace and gentleness. He was rough in bed as well but it felt as if he was telling you that you were his everything, his precious goddess who stole his heart.
And now, Poseidon was on thin ice with you as he slammed the door shut and placed his hand above your head, trapping you beneath his large body. 
“What’s going on?” he sneered at you, “you don’t want me anymore?”
You were going to kill Aphrodite later for blackmailing you into this.
“Poseidon, no! I do want you!” you told him truthfully, “it’s just that Aphrodite…”
The moment you said that lustful goddess’ name made Poseidon’s face darken. He huffed angrily and brushed his blond hair, feeling his anger snap. You were a nervous wreck as you tried to walk past him until he took you by the chin and slammed his lips into yours. You kissed him back and sooner or later, he was on top of you in bed, making sure that you gave him the kisses he deserved. 
You two had fun that night, Poseidon made sure you were sore the next day 😈
Aphrodite was banned from talking to you ever again
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𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐇𝐀
Imagine the shock pikachu face as you dodge his kiss, his jaw dropping to the ground like a heavy stone
His lollipop fell from his mouth and you try not to snicker as you walked passed him
Not a single word was spoken out either, while the feeling of being heartbroken stabbed him like a blade
Buddha was a god that took no shits from anyone. He was true to himself, he was enlightened, and he was proud to guide others into a path where they could also achieve enlightenment. That’s why he became so fond of you.
He adored and fell in love with you because you gave no shits to anyone. You didn’t let the hardships and suffering of the things around you bring you down, instead you found new ways to conquer them and achieve happiness. Buddha adored and loved being by your side. He particularly loved cuddling with you on top of hills, munching on little snacks and tears, while being lovey dovey with each other. 
Buddha was always a tease to you because he loved seeing how flustered and shy you get, your facial impressions were one of the top things he enjoyed. But recently, he seemed to be getting over your boundaries with his teasing. You’re usually fine with his teasing but this time, Buddha just won’t leave it alone. Usually he would drop it and apologise afterwards, even kissing and caressing your figure, but this time, he was persistent.
So of course, you decided to get back at the enlightened one, turning your head away and walking away from him. Buddha’s jaw dropped to the ground in shock as he whipped around, seeing your figure walk away.
He, of course, went after you.
“(Name)... my love?” he questioned, pouncing on you.
His legs were wrapped around your waist with his hands hugging your chest, as he cling to you like a koala. Because of his heavier weight, you tumbled to the ground, with him straddling on top of your waist. He tried to kiss you once more, but you dodged, making him quirk an eyebrow as he was getting more and more frustrated.
You were trying to keep on this facade until a lightbulb appeared in Buddha’s mind. You were beginning to crawl away from him when he grabbed you by the leg and pulled you back, proceeding to tickle you mercilessly. 
You shrieked and wheezed, laughing your core out while Buddha teasingly leaned into your ear.
“Do you not love me anymore?!” Buddha cried out, biting your ear as you continued to laugh.
His figure was heavier so he practically had you in his grip, as you laughed and tried to fight his hands off.
“Buddha, no-!” you shrieked at his towering figure, “I was playing a small prank-! I love you!”
“If you love me then don’t dodge my kiss! You’re breaking this gentleman’s heart, you know?” he soon stopped and engulfed your breathless body, nuzzling against your hair in a loving way.
You two soon made up until you yelped when he spanked your ass.
He then carried you like a baby to an area that’s more private to have some sexy time together
Let’s just say you both gained more than enlightenment on that night
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𝐐𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐆
This handsome king would just keep on asking for kisses, but you would continuously deny him
No one would deny the emperor of China but you took your chances to prank him since he always had a sweet spot for you
The first time you did it, he felt as if you bitch slapped him as he stared at you in shock, before he followed you everywhere, asking for kisses again and again
Qin Shi Huang was the greatest emperor of China, a title that was on par with his strength. He was confident, bold, and never backed down against an enemy or someone that threatened his country and people. 
He met you one night when he was ill with a cold. You were a healer from a small village but you were extremely talented and knowledgeable, so his advisors went to fetch you right away. When you arrived, the emperor was breathless when he saw your appearance, as you treated and tended him tenderly.
“Who are you? I’ve never seen you before.” were the first things he told you.
“I’m a healer.” you told him simply, telling him the village you were from.
After that night, Qin realised that you were intelligent, beautiful, compassionate and he declared proudly that you were his official doctor. He recovered quickly and soon, the emperor was absolutely in love and enamoured with you. 
As a husband, Qin was much more charismatic, playful, and teasing in a cute way, unlike his usual serious self when he was taking care of the country. He loved to kiss you, cherish you, and shower you with his attention and touches. Speaking of touches, this man absolutely cannot get his hands OFF you. He was obsessed with touching you, making sure that you were still here by his side since he had a terrible past. He didn’t want to lose you, holding you tight every night in his arms when you two slept, and making sure that the guards and bodyguards were keeping you safe when he was busy - though he tends to guard and protect you now. 
You always responded to his touches and affectionate gestures but since he was always a tease, you wanted to have some payback.
“LOVE!!!” Qin exclaimed, following you and trying to kiss you constantly, “come back!”
“I caught you!” he sang and you squealed as he embraced you and lifted you up happily.
His hands rested on your waist and his lips pursed, leaning forwards to kiss you once more, when you dodged again, leaving him more perplexed than ever. 
“Eh?” his eyebrows raised and he tried once more, but you dodged, “my queen, are you upset? Please don’t be… I just want to kiss and love you.”
He continues to pester and whine, placing butterfly kisses along your neck and arms until you give up and finally kiss him.
Since you denied this emperor, he was going to give you the spanking of your life in his bedroom 
And you gave him some treatments too- 😏
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Additional stories:
✩ Infatuation (yandere!gods x reader)
✩ Little Darling (yandere!thor x reader)
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riseofamoonycake · 5 months
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I want to pat your head.
I want to play with your fluffy ears.
I want to cup your face.
I want to worship your braid.
I want to tease your tongue.
I want to cherish you, and be happy and free with you.
Bonus: S H I V A.
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 3 days
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Zerofuku as forgotten queen adopted him under her wing, he realizes she sacrifice to ever finding her son to make everyone happy
With determination he found her son playing happily with other children
A reunion between mother and son as she cries hard as she hold them close and open her arms to Zero as a gesture saying he's her son as well and she loves them both
-You could still see him, your baby, your only child, your son, smiling up at you, calling out to you, all those years ago. You smiled softly as you thought of him, how sweet and caring he was, the perfect future king.
-You also remembered how his father tried to kill you before taking your throne, taking your son away, trying to turn him into a violent, evil person.
-You took back your throne, earning it back the hard way, but to you, it meant nothing as you cradled your son’s dead body, weeping quietly. Your husband had killed your son in an attempt to make you halt your siege, but it made you go harder, taking his head.
-When you came to Valhalla, you looked around often for your son, praying he had been sent to Valhalla as well, but with each passing day, each year without seeing or holding your child, you began to lose hope.
-You had a new son, Zerofuku, who could never replace your son, C/N, he became a light in your world, bringing your smile back, even just a bit.
-Zerofuku learned of your son, learning what had happened to him and he wept for you, for C/N, to hear how cruelly a child had been treated and cut down by a coward of a man.
-Zerofuku knew how much you missed your son, even if you never said it out loud, he could see you watching the children playing, hope in your eyes that you might one day find C/N.
-He knew that when you were alive, you had to be strong, reclaiming your kingdom, leading your people to prosperity once again, until you were snuffed out, but not without taking some of the bastards with you.
-Zerofuku left you a note when you went looking for him, telling you that he was going to look for something and he would be home later, before he went to Buddha to enlist his help to find C/N!
-As the son began to set, you started to worry for Zerofuku, not wanting him to be out late, and when you went to head out to go and look for him, you froze in the doorway.
-There, walking up the path to your home, was Zerofuku, beaming brightly, holding the hand of a child, C/N, who was also beaming, the two of them singing a song they had heard.
-You felt like you couldn’t breathe, your heart felt like it stopped as your eyes went wide, your voice catching in your throat.
-The two saw you and C/N’s eyes went wide, “Mama!!” before running to you.
-You fell to your knees, unable to take even a single step as he leapt into you, wrapping his arms around you. It was truly him, as the tears welled in your eyes, and you finally embraced him, your eyes closing as you let out a sob, clutching your son tightly, overcome with joy.
-Zerofuku knew, even though you were crying, you were happy, which made him happy as he wandered over, wanting to ask you if you were happy with him.
-He froze as you lifted a hand to him, reaching out to him, your teary eyes meeting his own as you smiled and as he kneeled you cupped his cheek before sliding it to the back of his head, pulling him into you as well, hugging him close.
-Zerofuku had somehow convinced himself that you wouldn’t need him anymore, now that he had brought C/N home, but as you pulled back, you smiled at the both of them, “Come in, dinners waiting, my sons.”
-Zerofuku teared up, hearing that you weren’t making him leave, you still wanting him too as they both nodded, taking your offered hands and you led them inside to have the first of many family meals together.
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bones4thecats · 3 months
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Hello! Could I request Hades and Poseidon (separatly) fell in love with dummy nymph!reader, who just doesn't notice their feelings, please? (◕‿◕)♡
Type of Writing: Request Characters: Hades and Poseidon Name: {Character} with a Oblivious Nymph! Reader Requester: Anonymous
A/N: My first Record of Ragnarok piece in quite a while, and thankfully, this was quite funny to write. This is so full of fluff and crack that it makes broken attics look nice😂
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💀 Oh sweet mercy, this guy loves yet hates your obliviousness
💀 When he first met you, he would joke around about how you were so oblivious to things, but, when he tried to confess his feelings towards you for the first time and you just replied with something so platonic-sounding, he froze
💀 Your obliviousness was going to be a hint of a problem now
" My dear, have you ever thought about having a relationship with someone? " " I guess so, yeah. Why? " " How would you feel about courting with me by your side? " " Aw! You would help me with courting! You're so sweet, Hades! "
💀 Grabbing your hand when you were scared didn't get you to realize his feelings, even when he gave you the biggest hint while still hiding the straight-forward admission, you didn't get it
💀 Hades does understand that, because your a nymph, you haven't gotten that much experience when it comes to anything romantic, as many believe you only are attracted to things relationships non-romantically
💀 Zeus and Aphrodite have tried getting you guys to get together for centuries, from trying to have you guys go on a blind-date to having you literally go on a real-date with him, you always stayed blind to the real emotions hidden behind his gestures
💀 So, unsurprisingly, Hades eventually does have to straight-up admit his feelings, leaving you flustered and a hint embarrassed
" Y/N, I must admit that I am quite fond of you. So fond that I must ask, would you like to be in a courting relationship? " " You fond someone that wants to court me? Aw, Hades, how swe- " " Not someone else. Me, my dear. " " Oh... how long have you liked me like this?! " " About the past four centuries. " " Oh sweet seraphs... "
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🔱 Poseidon is not amused at all.
🔱 He is not fond of people not understanding what he said, and it doesn't help with the fact that he's very blunt and honest when it comes to his words
🔱 When he first met you, you were speaking to your boss, Aphrodite, and when he arrived to speak with her about the waves causing damages to the nearby forests
🔱 That was when he noticed how oblivious you were to pretty much everything
🔱 Aphrodite eventually noticed how Poseidon seemed to soften with his actions whenever you were around, and she was the one who prompted him to finally begin trying to tell you about his feelings, unaware that you had no clue how to take a hint
" Y/N, would you like to accompany me to Zeus' reunion next week? As my date, of course. " " Oh, yeah! It'd be fun to spend some time with my best friend! "
🔱 Okay, ouch.
🔱 It took him only two tries before he began to lose his already strained patience, and he burst that bubble the third time you pushed his advances off as a friendly confrontation
" Would you like to accompany me to Hades' meeting tomorrow afternoon, Y/N? " " Of course! Spending time with my favorite friend is amazing- " " Not as a friend. As a future spouse. " " Huh? "
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kanroji-san · 4 months
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Poseidon: My brother and I are the rulers who deserve the most elegant women in the world. We are the strongest, we can never marry someone who is weaker than us.
Hades: Very true, my dear brother. Otherwise, it is unacceptable.
Later of the same day
*Hades holding Y/n who is hugging him like a koala*
Hades: Heaven.
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AAAHHHH. ANOTHER ROR FAN! It's so hard to find people who like it 😭
Anyways, if you take requests at the moment, what about headcanons Hades, Buddha, Loki and Posideon being just complete simps for reader? (If that's too many, just loki or Buddah is fine!)
Just met the person and suddenly, guess I'm in love now, oops!
Anyways, thanks a lot, hope you have a great day!
you're too kind😭😭❤️❤️ It's always so nice to receive such sweet words! Anyway, there you go hun<3 hope you like it
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RoR characters headcanons: them being total simps for you!
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POSEIDON
🌊This guy is hilarious: he refuses to admit that he's simping over someone. "Gods are perfect. They don't bond to anyone" Yeah...that's a lie-
🌊Hades was the first to notice that something was wrong with his brother, but he decided to stay silent and wait for him to talk about it. Needless to say, he bursted out laughing when Poseidon told him everything: from what he felt when you were near him, to the way your presence brings a breeze of happiness to the midst of the seedy Valhalla.
🌊Poseidon will try to approach you starting from very sneaky things. For example, his favorite thing to do is sit next to you during gods' meetings, scaring anyone in his way. Once he nearly got into a fight with Shiva, because he practically pushed him out of the seat next to you, nearly knocking him off the entire stairway.
🌊During his fight, he will repeatedly make eye contact with you, boasting about his strength and hoping you can notice him... somehow. "Look at me, you fool"
🌊Tsundere mode: on. Poseidon will literally insult you everytime you'll try to talk to him. This dumbass will regret it later alone in his castle.
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HADES
☠️Unlike his brother, Hades is more confident, courting you in front of all the gods and calling you "My queen" whenever he can.
☠️He's not sneaky at all and isn't afraid to hide his feelings for you. The only thing that could stop him it's the realization that he could ruin your reputation: it's not the best to hang out with the king of the Underworld, many despise him and he doesn't want you to be treated the same way.
☠️Expect to find your room flooded with various gifts and love letters, each accompanied by a black rose. You often feel sorry for Hermes and wonder how he can carry all that stuff. Yet, you get excited every time you see him arrive with a package, decorated with a delicate purple bow.
☠️Hades is jealous. He does not hesitate to scold and intimidate any deity who tries to approach you, even going against his own brothers (especially Zeus)
☠️When you're alone, Hades wastes no time in jumping on you and filling you with love. If, on the other hand, you are attending a dinner or a meeting, he will place his hand on your hips, refusing to remove it. Plus, he'll kiss you softly without anyone noticing.
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LOKI
🐍He will be so annoying! Loki will stick to you like a tick, bothering you as a sign of affection (what a brat...)
🐍He will play jokes on you all the time, immediately bursting out laughing at your reaction. However, if you were to feel bad, telling him that he exaggerated, he will apologize instantly, hugging you and reassuring you. "I'm sorry, please look at me, bunny. I'm sorry... I promise"
🐍Loki is the type to put little flowers in your hair without you noticing, enjoying the view from afar and admiring your beauty. Daisies look so good on you! How could he not enjoy such a view?
🐍You'll likely get involved whenever he makes a mess, and don't be surprised when you're treated like some sort of human shield. Even so, you've never gotten into trouble. Deep down you like it when he suddenly enters your room to hide from Thor, who wouldn't dare to do the same.
🐍Loki loves to float around you, acting like the perfect watchdog. It makes him feel like a perfect partner: protecting you with dedication and love. But there are negative (or positive) sides, of course dirty jokes can't miss: "Look what a nice temper you have, it wasn't like this last night when I-" "SHUT UP"
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BUDDHA
🍬He is the boldest lover that could ever happen to you. If he wants to do something, he won't hesitate to do it, everyone knows that. Yet, when it comes to you he becomes totally a servant, without hiding it from others. Do you need something? Well, give him just a second-
🍬Count yourself lucky, Buddha loves you so much that he shares his secret stash of sweets with you! The pocky challenge is a must, but he's favourite thing to do is kissing you indirectly making you suck on the lollipop that he already had in his mouth.
🍬Every once in a while, he lets you find a little love letter on your pillow with a chocolate next to it. He knows he looks like a detached person who thinks only of himself, so he does everything to make you feel his closeness.
🍬Buddha always calls you names. "Come here, sweetie!" "Aww honey, are you angry?" "Gimme one of your sugar kisses, would ya?" He loves the way you blush every time he does it, you're such a cutie!
🍬He trusts you blindly, in fact he doesn't hesitate to ask you for help when he needs it. You protect each other and for Buddha this is one of the most important things in your relationship. Please, tell him how much you love him and don't hesitate to talk about your feeling! You are too important to him, so feel free to tell him everything you want.
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Nikola tesla because hes so bbg
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𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐈 : 𝑺𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆
⤷...𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬; Genshin Impact, KNY, RoR, Obey me, Twisted Wonderland, Jujutsu Kaisen.
𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲, 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐛 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚, 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤.(kinda)
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𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 been watching you and every steps, your expressions how laugh, smile, cry and fraustation. He will be in your side at the morning everyone wouldn't dare look at you because he is on your side they will have to bow at you like a queen. That's the rule. You are soon to be his, so why you're telling them to stand up treat you like a lowly average person?
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 and anger behind the calm mask. His veins its enough to pop out bloods thru it. He watches you with your actual lover how happy you are with him, the way you smile, the flusters you with his compliments, praises and chessy pick up lines enough make him cringe.
You dont remember what did you do wrong nor how you ended up 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐝. Hes now hitting his thrust inside you and keep on going deeper and deeper his eyes on your expression and reaction you moaning calling his name are never off. He gets more rough the way you call him "𝑴𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒅" the sound of the bed and your hole tighten around him, your loud moans is filling the room.
"My lord...please-" "I have a 𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, please im begging you stop-" you gasped as you felt his hands around you choking you. You can see the murderous aura around him his rasp getting tighter around your neck he continue to choke you as he glare at you.
"He is no good for you. All you need is me and get him off from your mind." he let go of your throat he pinned your hands above your head and make his peace rougher deeper inside you to claim you are his with his seeds.
You dont need to worry about your lover anymore, hes better off dead after all.
Thor, Poisedon, Indra, Buddha, [𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐎𝐟 𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐤]. Malleus, Leona [𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝]. Zhongli, Piero, Capitano, Ayato. [𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭]. Sukuna, Geto(?) [𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧] Diavolo [𝐎𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐌𝐞], Muzan, Kokushibo [𝐊𝐍𝐘]....𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨.
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