#recordofragnarokincorrectquotes

[shimosu]

Heimdall, talking to the Ragnarok fighters: Rule one, don't fall in love with your opponent.

Thor: That won't be a problem.

*a fight later*

Thor: We have a problem.

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[shimosu]

[When their fight began]

Kojiro: Don't kill me!

Poseidon: Fine. I'll only half kill you.

Kojiro: Then that's alright!

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[shimosu]

Ares: Tiny things are scarier because there's less space to bottle up their anger.

Shiva: Like what?

Geir: Bees.

Cain: Pops.

Hermes: Zeus-sama.

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[shimosu]

Lu Bu: What are you doing?

Thor: Smelling the roses.

Lu Bu: Pft.

Lu Bu, under his breath: God, I wish I was that rose.

Thor: What?

Lu Bu: I said you're gross-

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[shimosu]

Hermes: The hydra has escaped.

Zeus: Are you kidding me?! What do I pay you for? Excuse me, Heracles, I have to go.

Zeus: *runs off*

Hermes, to Heracles before following Zeus: He doesn't pay me.

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[shimosu]

Loki, holding his "frosted" churros: Take them

Ares: You said they weren't good. I just watched a bird-

Loki: I know, but I have to get rid of them somehow

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[shimosu]

Lu Bu: Hey, wanna fight to the death?

Thor: Sure.

Lu Bu: And kiss afterwards?

Thor: Yeah, I thought that went without saying.

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[shimosu]

Poseidon, eating something: There's too much salt.

Loki: If there's too much salt, it must have come from you.

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[shimosu]

Eve: Can I swear?

Adam: Just once.

Eve: Ff...

Adam:

Eve: Ffff... Fruggle rag.

Eve, deflating: I can't do it.

Adam, patting her back: It's okay.

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[shimosu]

[After (Reader) somehow switches bodies with a dog]

Loki, holding a dog in one arm, and a leash attached to (Reader), who's wearing a harness and keeps being pulled back by Loki:

Shiva: ... What are you doing? And is that a dog?

Loki, holding a dog-turned (Reader): Aren't they cute?

(Reader), who's able to still speak and luckily doesn't bark: Hi Shiva.

Shiva, hearing the familiar voice come from a dog: You're kidding.

(Reader): It's fine! I'm still loyal, cute, energetic, and I... I just described a dog, didn't I.

Loki: Yeah, but it's true anyway. Not much of a difference here.

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[shimosu]

Loki, nudging Poseidon: God of the seas.

Poseidon:

Loki, smiling: You're super salty. Not even the seas could hold it, huh.

Poseidon: *walks away quietly*

Shiva, shrugging: Sounds true enough. He didn't say, either.

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[shimosu]

Zeus: Poseidon, get off the horse.

Poseidon, internally: She has accepted me, and if I get off, I will lose her trust and she will run away.

Poseidon, already walking away, still on the horse, looking like a diva: No.

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[shimosu]

Brunhilde, about Ragnarok: I have a plan.

Geir: Does no one die in this plan?

Brunhilde: I said a plan, not a damn miracle.

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[shimosu]

[After Loki draws on Mjolnir with permanent sharpie while Thor is sleeping]

Loki, handing Geir a marker: Take it.

Geir: You said whatever you were gonna do wasn't good, what did you do?

Loki: Yeah, I know, but I have to get rid of the proof somehow

Geir: WhAT PROOF!?

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[shimosu]

Loki: I made udon.

Shiva: You CAN'T MAKE UDON WITH ONLY MEATBALLS!

Loki: Yes I CAN!

Shiva, to Sasaki: HOW DID YOU LET HIM DO THIS!?

Sasaki: IT HAS THE NOODLES!

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[shimosu]

Thor: Loki told me to go get it, and I don't know what he means.

Zeus: So what did he tell you to get?

Thor: Unclear. I'll get everything, just in case.

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