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sunflower-lilac42 · 6 months

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✧ 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 | nico hischier ♔

summary: y/n is a famous singer and on a couple of interviews, her love for the swiss hockey man comes out. or, two times y/n talked about nico hischier in an interview/on a talk show and one time he talked about her.

warnings: um, gross foods and a tiny mention of gagging.

notes: i wanted to do a third interview but i didn't want to write it really so if you want to imagine it it's the james corden carpool karaoke with niall horan and when they do a lie detector test, james and niall ask about nico. also I'm sorry, i think this is mainly dialogue and i tried to make it so it wasn't but it's an interview so that's kind of hard. pretend the niall video came out in the past year. definitely not proofread because it's two in the morning and i am delierious and have no energy to go back and edit so don't make fun of me, thanks bye! :) also let me know if you want a part two of when they actually meet or get together. part two is out!

publish date: 10/30/23

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Jimmy Fallon - Mad Libs Theater ➺ reference video here!

“Welcome back, I’m hanging out with y/n y/l/n! Her new album is streaming every, apple music, Spotify, you name it. Uh, y/n I want to do something fun with you and act out a dramatic scene, but first, we have to fill in the blanks. It is time for Mad Lib Theater.”

The intro of Mad Lib Theater plays and y/n readjusts herself on the seat to look at Jimmy, “Alright. So here’s how this works. I’m going to ask you for some silly words - nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera - and they’ll all be written onto our cue cards here, as we’re doing this. And then we’re gonna act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene. Are you ready for this?”

“Thank god I went to fourth grade.”

Jimmy laughs along with the audience and uncaps the marker, “Okay. Here we go. I want a noun that starts with a C.”

“Candle.”

“Candle’s good. Adjective.”

“Sweaty.”

“Type of bug.”

“Mosquito.”

“Animal.”

“Elephant.”

“A chain restaurant.”

“Chipotle. I used to work there.”

“Chipotle?”

“Yeah.”

Jimmy continues, “Noun.”

“Jersey.”

“Like New Jersey or a sports Jersey?”

“Oh, uh New Jersey.”

“A kitchen appliance.”

“Spatula.”

“A plural noun.”

“Buildings.”

“Sophisticated.”

“I know right.”

“Another animal.”

“A yack.”

“One of the Seven Dwarfs.”

“Dopey.” She looks into the audience and winks.

“Celebrity name.”

“Taylor Swift. I love Taylor!”

“Name me a number,”

“13.”

“Just 13, 13-”

“1386.”

“Type of profession.”

“Hockey player.”

“Hockey player? Okay.”

“Wow! Speed round. Here we go. Another plural noun.”

“Mooses?”

“Uh, okay. Body part. Watch it.”

“Elbow.”

“Phrase that you would say if you bumped into Leonardo DiCaprio on the street.”

The audience starts yelling, lots of fans of y/n knowing how much she loves this movie as it takes her no time to come up with an answer, “Why did you let go, Jack? You should have stayed on the door. You should’ve got on the door.”

“Why did you let go, Jack? There was room for you on the door.” Y/n repeats herself for the man as he writes down her answer.

“Another noun.” Y/n’s flustered, “You do this one.”

“Burrito.”

“Burrito, okay.”

“Type of drink.”

“Bloody Mary.”

“Another celebrity.”

“Elizabeth Olsen.”

“Verb ending in i-n-g.”

“Slaying.”

Jimmy busts out laughing, “Slaying. This is fun doing Mad Libs with you.”

“What you’d shout if you sat down in a wet seat.”

“Fudge that’s wet.”

“‘Fudge that’s wet?’ I love you.”

“First concert you ever attended.”

“Madonna.”

“Wow. Madonna. You know what, that makes sense.”

“A professional athlete.”

Without any hesitation, y/n blurts out, “Nico Hischier.”

“What?”

Y/n hides her increasingly growing red cheeks, “He’s my favorite hockey player. He’s the captain of the New Jersey Devils.”

There were some hockey or Devils fans in the crowd and they let out a couple of cheers. Jimmy wiggles his eyebrows at the girl before continuing, “Another verb ending in I-N-G.”

“Blushing.”

“Yes, very good. You’re blushing right now.”

Y/n laughs, “Two words that rhyme.”

“Swiss. Kiss.”

“A long, silly word.”

“Iridocyclitis!” A man shouts from the audience.

“What?!

“Is that a disease? Is that an actual-”

“Yeah, what is that?”

Jimmy attempts to spell out a word.

“Iridocyclitis. Yeah, of course. Alright, now, we’ve filled out the words for our scene. Good look to our cue card. So sorry, Roman. Are you ready to perform our scene?”

“I don’t know now.”

“Let’s go let’s do this.”

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Jimmy and y/n stand on the building after coming out in superhero costumes, “Am I green?”

“No, yeah, you’re green. Yeah, you’re green. I’m red.”

“Candle girl! What are you doing here?!”

“Oh, hello, Captain Sweaty.”

“Please call me by my nickname, Mr. Mosquito.”

“I’m here for the same reason you are here - to rescue the elephant stuck on the roof of this Chipotle.”

“I knew there was trouble tonight when I saw my signal in the sky- a light projected in the shape of… New Jersey.”

“Well, using our powers this rescue should be simple. I’m faster than a speeding spatula, and everything I touch turns to buildings.” Y/n says before Jimmy responds, “I have the agility of a yak. And when I get really dopey, I turn into Taylor Swift.”

Y/n starts laughing, unable to control herself, “Wow. I must tell you, my back story is complicated. When I was 1386 years old, I was… I was once bitten by a hockey player.”

She then spits out more laughter and doubles over to hold her stomach, “Oh my- Oh my god. And ever since, I’ve been able to emanate mooses from my elbow.”

“Why did you let go, Jack?” Jimmy holds his hand out before y/n places her own on his shoulder, “I know. It’s amazing, but with great power comes great burrito.” Both of the two laugh beofre controlling themselves and continuing the scene.

“Your story reminds me of my own. I became a superhero after I fell into a tub of radioactive bloody Mary. But listen. We must complete this rescue. In the trapped elephant’s collar, there’s a USB drive that contains images of Elizabeth Olsen slaying.”

Y/n snorts and covers her mouth quickly before laughing, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I thought it’d be much worse.”

“And as a warning, I do have one weakness.”

“What is it?”

“Madonna.”

“That’s okay. Just remember what Professor Nico Hischier told us. He said if we’re ever in a situation like this,” Jimmy pulls out a gold button, “You press this button, and we will both immediately start blushing. Here we go.”

Y/n laughs and the two start slapping their cheeks for them to redden, “Our blushing is causing the elephant to be saved.”

She looks at Jimmy and then the cue cards and shakes her head, “Swiss kiss! We did it!”

“Yes, let’s high-five and say the secret superhero catchphrase on ‘three’. One, two, three.”

They both squint in an attempt to read the word, “Iri-dira-calaptus.”

“Dude!”

“Yeah!”

“And scene!”

The two laugh as the scene ends and Jimmy tries to get his words out, “My thanks to y/n y/l/n.”

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James Corden - Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts ➺ reference video here!

The theme music plays as the camera cuts to James, Ewan, Niall, and y/n sitting at a table with a rotating top and a bunch of food laid on it.

“Okay. so let’s take a look at the food that we have here.” James proceeds to spin the top of the table to showcase the food, “We have a salmon smoothie. A beef tongue.”

Ewan sticks his tongue out and makes a noise causing y/n to laugh as she holds her napkin up to her face, “This is disgusting.”

“Bird saliva.” The audience yells in disgust and Niall makes a whiffing motion with his hands, “The smell just gets stronger and stronger.”

“A scorpion. Fish head. Hot sauce. “

“Is that safe to do hot sauce?” Ewan asks as he looks towards James, “We’re gonna find out.”

“And finally, bull penis.”

“Yay!” Y/n claps.

“So here’s how this works. Ewan and I will be asking questions to Niall and y/n. Now if someone on your team chooses not to answer their question, you both will have to eat the disgusting food. Have we got it?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, Niall-” y/n cuts in quickly, “I’m already mad.”

“You’re up first. Niall, I am going to giv eyou-”

Niall points, “Please don’t do that. My acid reflex will freak out.”

“Please don’t. Not the scorpion.”

“The salmon smoothie.” Y/n squels.

“Here is your question, So if you answer the question you don’t have to eat, if you don’t answer the qeustion, you both have to have a big glug of the salmon smoothie.” Niall laughs, “I don’t know what I’m more nervous about, the question or the smoothie.”

“Well, I’ve just seen the question and I think it might be the question. Niall, who is your least favorite member or One Direction?”

Niall swears but the bleep covers it as he goes to clink smoothies with y/n. Y/n looks at him, “I think you should drink, I am not your publicist, but I don’t know that you should.”

“I think I might and just take the daily mail hit tomorrow, and throw out a crap answer. I’m trying to help y/n.” The said girl laughs and hits him, “If it’ll help you out, I’ll drink it.”

“Don’t think of your teammate, think of your life.”

“What do you think, Nial are you going to go salmon-”

Y/n places the napkin around Niall’s neck to make a bib, “Yeah for future life, yeah, I think I will go with this.” The two pick up smoothies and drink them, well attempt to drink them.

James hands them spoons and they both put it in their mouths. Y/n immediately gags and goes to spit it in the trash, getting some in her hair. James and Ewan immediately burst into laughter as they watch the two.

Ewan looks at y/n, “Are you alright?”

“It is not so of the taste, it’s the texture. It;s like having salmon yogurt.” James looks at y/n, “Oh and there is some in the hair to keep for later. Right, so now y/n, you will ask your question to me.”

“Oh well, well, well.”

“Which would you like me and Ewan to have?”

“Have a look at the question first.” Niall leans over to help y/n, it was honestly like having a brother and sister team up agains someone.

“Oh, wow. Getting tactical.”

“Oh, he is going to eat. I know– Scorpion.” Y/n turns the table so the scorpion sits in the front of the two men on the other side.

“Scorpion. I think that is the easiest one.”

“Well, yeah, you say that until it is in your face.”

“Your question is, James, name one artist who you have turned down for carpool karaoke.” The crowd lets out a bunch of oos, “How long have you got?”

“Cheers mate,” James cheers with Ewan and the eat the scropion, seemingly without any problem.

“What is y/n going to eat?”

“I think I’m going for the tongue.”

“And it’s one each. You have to eat the whole tongue.” Y/n looks at him disbelief and he just shakes his head, “I’m just kidding.”

“Oh this is quite a cute one. Y/n you once said you had a favorite hockey player, Nico Hischier, is it true you might have a crush on the Swiss man?”

Y/n immediately blushes and places her head in her hands as everyone laughs, “Oh come on, this is an easy one.”

“Oh shit.” The bleep censors the word as y/n looks at the tongue, “Yes, it’s true. I do have a crush on Nico Hischier.”

The whole crowd goes wild and Niall playfully hits her on the arm, “Niall what would you like to give Ewan?”

“Ewan you’re up. Truthfully, all I’ve been thinking about is that saliva. Surely the question gets better.”

“It does. Sorry, boys.”

“Jeez, again, back to the bird saliva.”

Y/n looks at the boys, “How do they get it?” James and Ewan playfully try to mimic on what they think happens.

Niall pulls out the card and y/n reads it, immediately bursting into laughter, “This is the greatest question ever.”

The Irish man looks up at Ewan with a grin on his face, “Ewan, have you ever shit your pants?”

Everyone laughs uncontroloblly for at least 30 seconds, “The show is only an hour, Ewan.”

“I mean I could lie, there is only one or two people that would know.”

“I am really enjoying this.”

“Well, I guess, yeah.”

“Hand on, wait how old were you?”

“Well, I was very young at the time.”

“No, no there didn’t have any age in there, did it.” Ewan defends.

“Well, we’ve all technicaly shit our pants as babies.” Y/n looks at the man.

“That is all I was referring to. I might have shit my pants in the 90s one time.”

“Ewan McGregor. Spilling it.”

“Okay, Niall I am going to give you guys.”

“Please not the hot sauce.”

“Some beef tongue, are you ready. Okay.”

“I’m going to have to eat this, aren’t I?”

“Niall, you have dated both Selena Gomex adn Ellie Goulding. It is your last night on Earth, who would you rather spend it with?”

“Just it doesn’t hurt anyone.” Y/n says, “Y/n’s going ‘it doesn’t hurt anyone’.”

Niall places his arm on the girl’s chair, “I’m afraid it does, love.”

“The trouble is, is that it’s not relaly your last night so someone’s gonna be upset tomorrow.”

“Okay, I would, cause it’s the last night on Eart, Ellie is a big fan of planet Earth by David Attenborough so I would sit and watch that with her and for that reason, Ellie Goulding.”

“Y/n it is your turn, you now will ask me a question and select a food.”

“You know what, you guys seem so keen on the beef tongue, giving it to us time and time again, so we will get revenge. James, you are definetly going to eat that, so have you got your knife and for ready.”

“Yup.”

“Which Late Night Host do you prefer, Kimmel or Fallon?”

“That’s tricky. Oh, dear are we eating this?” The two bite into the tongue and y/n gags as she watches them.

“That was Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Big thanks to Y/n Y/l/n, Niall Horan, and Ewan McGregor, we’ll be right back, everybody!”

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Nico Hischier on Y/n Y/l/n on a random post-game interview

“So Nico, I hate to ask you about this but there’s been these videos floatinga round about y/n y/l/n talking about you, have you heard about this?”

Nico nods his head as he looks at the interviewer, “Yeah, actually I have. Jack actually showed me this video and let me tell you, that was the last thing I was expecting.”

“Everyone is dying to know after she came out and explicitly stated that she liked you, do you like her, or at least have a tiny crush on her?”

“Yeah, well you know, I haven’t actually met her so I can’t say I like her but I do think she’s cute and that’s all I’m going to say about this.”

The interviewer nods, “Thanks, Nico.”

#sunnylunespeaks #sunny lune writes #nico hischier #nico hischer x reader #nico hischier x you #singer!reader #fem!reader #nhl #hockey

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yanderes-galore · 1 year

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If it's okay can I request Transformers prime Megatron hc with a human reader?

Sure! Just letting you know I've only seen half of Season One at the time of writing this request. I hope despite this you enjoy this concept and I get the character right!

I'm a sucker for human/transformer pairs so... it is what it is.

Edit after fic: This was really fun to write :) I like the idea of Transformers with a human darling.

Yandere! TF:P! Megatron with Human! Darling

Pairing: Romantic/Platonic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Kidnapping, Stalking implied, Torture, Human/Transformer, Megatron sees you as a pet because you're small and squishy, Degrading behavior, Threat of death, Murder, Violence, Obsession, Sadism.

There's an unfortunate factor about this pair.

Megatron is not a fan of organics.

He isn't anything like those Autobots.

Allying with humans as if they're so similar to a Cybertronian.

His concern is power.

Megatron isn't going to pick up a random human off the street without reason.

You'd need to have connections with Autobots or something to prove your worth.

Government official or a close friend of them... some sort of connection that can give him a reason to hunt you down.

Once he does, he'll kidnap you and that's where things begin.

I'd like to first note obvious thing...

Megatron and you have a large size difference in terms of height and build.

It takes a lot of time for Megatron to get used to an organic, let alone one so small.

Go on, look up his height.

He could crush you in his hand.

Megatron likes power and he sees humans as weak creatures.

He doesn't get how Optimus likes these things....

Not until much later when he keeps you around does he understand it in his own cruel way.

At first you're handed off to Starscream.

The usual torture for getting info out of you.

Once your throat is raw from screaming and crying, you're tossed into a cell for later use.

You're a... pitiful thing to him, really.

He almost feels bad... perhaps killing you would be merciful.

Then he sees you in the cell, on your knees and leaking from your eyes.

What's funnier? You beg to him.

You beg for the pain to stop, that you'll try to help him in anyway you can...

He doubts you can but that nature of yours fuels his ego.

If there's one thing humans can do, it's use their pathetic body to stroke your ego.

That's when Megatron begins to tolerate you.

He'll keep you just to show Autobots what humans can truly be used for.

Tricks and labor to please beings so much stronger than them.

Megatron's obsession is very slow acting.

He makes you do things for him no matter how degrading, just to please him.

The moment he does show something softer, you're too weak to acknowledge it at first.

For the most part Megatron uses you.

He feels if anything, organics can be used for his own gain.

You also happen to be a... cute one.

So easy to destroy... your life in his hands.

Safe to say most of his obsession is due to his ego.

He's sadistic and causing you pleasure and pain feeds into such desires.

Each time his red eyes look at you, dwarfing you in size alone, he sees you shake.

You're lucky he's only ever merciful towards you.

Megatron does not like others pointing out that he's enjoying an organic.

The large and feared Decepticon Lord Megatron? Holding such a small creature in his large hand?

Starscream comments on him and his new pet.

The smaller Decepticon nearly broke the ship wall with how hard he hit it, flung by his master like a toy.

Megatron never outright admits how you make him feel.

You flinch each time a metal flinger taps your head, knowing that alone could hurt you.

Megatron is struggling not to crush you.

You'd cause such a mess.

He'll never see you as an equal...

But he does feel an odd sense of care towards you.

Megatron keeps you in his ship, a large cell constructed for your enclosure.

He hides you from Autobots and Decepticons alike.

He likes to think you're his.

Megatron also likes to hear you worship and beg to him.

To see you grovel... pledging your loyalty all to him...

That's his favorite part.

Escape is nowhere near possible all on your own.

He's the leader of the Decepticons, if you fled his ship to Earth somehow he'll hunt you down.

Wherever you go, he will track and drag you back kicking and screaming.

He would hate to kill you-

But misbehave and you're on thin ice.

Megatron would have others killed for you.

Well... those he feels are a threat to you and him-

Autobots, humans, even other Decepticons will be executed if they even think of taking you.

Megatron doesn't mind keeping you on his shoulder as some sort of parrot if you don't mind the height.

Well... he tolerates it as you tend to chatter nervously to him.

He doesn't mind your voice....

Most of the time you're in your cell or in his hands.

To be an organic kept by Megatron is an odd sight.

Unfortunately you've grown on him and he plans to keep you...

No wonder those Autobots keep humans.

#yandere transformers prime #yandere transformers #yandere tfp megatron #yandere megatron

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lacefuneral · 23 days

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happy TDOV! i haven't made a post in literal years because i always forget LMAO.

hi my name is Jay. i'm a transsexual (FTM) gay man. i'm a femme. my pronouns are they/them and ce/cer.

i'm currently 28 years old. i've been living as a man full time since 2015, when i was 19. it's been a long, weird journey. i went from presenting really masculine at first to meet societal expectation & to pass, to presenting more feminine, where i feel like myself. i went on (and off of) T, i had top surgery, and I feel like the last steps of my journey are full-body hair removal + getting my nipples tattooed into hearts, so I still have to check those off of the list. i have regretted nothing, and have become happier and more assured in who i am over time.

i'm AuDHD. I'm chronically ill. i'm physically disabled. i'm fat. i suffer from very severe OCD and CPTSD. and i refuse to be embarrassed about any of those things!

i write poetry, i draw, i collage, i take digital & traditional photos, i colorize other people's black and white photos, i sing, i voice act, i compose music, i edit videos. and no matter how hard life gets sometimes, i refuse to be a statistic. transsexual, you must live!

(mobile users. this is a video 👇)

(forgive the shoddy compilation lmao i'm recovering from a concussion rn; i just made this quick on my phone)

anyway. i have a lot of miscellaneous interests. right now i'm very hyperfixated on OFMD so you'll see that a lot. (as well as other things Rhys Darby is in; i've been a fan of his for 17 years.) but i also like Twin Peaks (and Dune 1984 lmao), Star Trek TOS/TNG, Red Dwarf, various video games (i'm playing disco elysium right now and really enjoying it!), and I also reblog a lot of shitposts and pretty art and imāges of créatures (🐇🦌🦋🐙🦞)

i run @transmascore (which has been on hiatus since forever and needs a major rework to fix linkrot etc.) which is an art, positivity, and resource blog for transmasculine people which is intended to be interacted with by any gender. i made transmascore after being frustrated by "positivity" and "-core" blogs for trans men that were filled primarily with cis art, cis words, and cis bodies. i also made it as a place where people who are not transmascs can learn about us and engage with our art. and as a place that is firmly distanced from transmisogynist/manosphere transmasc """"activism""". it is also intended to be a time capsule, data to be collated and archived for future transgender people to find.

i also run @guyfemme which is a similar project about documenting queer effeminacy and the femme identity, particularly in gay transmascs when possible.

when i'm feeling better i want to work on designing things, making more art in physical mediums, making zines, and researching how to open an online shop. these are all tasks i've been procrastinating from since like. 2019.

anyway i hope everyone has a good tdov. smiles

#tdov 2024 #trans day of visibility #jay irl

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red-dwarfer · 8 months

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i realised in the red dwarf special (the promised land), an awesome reference would've been to make ace rimmer the diamond light version of his hologram. he has the accent that ace rimmer had, so why couldn't he just become him?

the actual diamond light costume had light up sneakers, which i was NOT a fan of. you can tell that they didn't really care about the outfit :')

edit: i can't find barely any good 'the mighty light' photos, so sorry for the pixels :'))

#arnold rimmer #red dwarf #rimmer #ace rimmer #costume desginers couldn't be bothered #i wish there was more ace rimmer around ngl #smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast #the mighty light

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moonlightexists · 1 year

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Hello Red Dwarf Tumblr! I hope you'll forgive a post from a former lurker. My recent Nth rewatch of Red Dwarf sent me deeper than ever, finally reading the books and tumbling (pun not intended but what the heck) into the fandom here and discovering all your lovely Rimster content and fan fiction and feeling very at home. New as I am to vidding, after hearing this song's lyrics, I couldn't resist making this edit with Old Iron Balls – my long-time favourite (with Lister coming in close behind, as it were) and prooobably first crush. It ended up a bit Rimster flavoured too (inevitable, really). After all, our Arnie will stare directly at his sun... <3 If any of you felt like giving it a watch, I'd be honoured!

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #rimmer #lister #dave lister #rimster #anti-hero #but just to be clear not anti-rimmer at all #yes he has anti-heroic qualities but we kinda know why and #i heart him

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andietries · 8 months

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The long procrastinated presentation post:

ABOUT THE BLOG

In this blog you can find about lots of fandoms, main being: Star trek, Good Omens, Red Dwarf, Jeeves and Wooster, Doctor Who, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, BBC Merlin, Hogan’s Heroes, Ghosts, Horrible histories, The karate kid, quantum leap and etc (It’s long to write them all)

Weird tags being:

-My edits, my writing, my drawing: for things I have made

-Personal or Ramblings: for stuff that crosses my brain or short of happens and feels like saying

ABOUT MYSELF (under cut)

-You can talk to me in English and Spanish, and also French, German and Portuguese (more or less)

-I like animals, languages, airplanes, robots, movies, books, writing…(I’ll add more)

-Big music fan, I can play the cello, piano, guitar, the flute and xylophone. I would love to learn to play more

For the mental image:

#personal #presentation post #hi

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kevingotabigasschin · 4 months

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"You ain't Makemaking me do anything I don't wanna do!"

Here is Makemake if he was ever adapted into MW&GG.

He is Rapa Nui just like the god he's named after. He is also the lead guitarist for Pluto and the Dwarf Planets. What makes him so special is that he's the biggest dwarf planet, which is highly unusual considering dwarf planets are smaller than average. He may look intimidating at first glance but he's really just a sweetheart. He's a very chill and laidback guy. He often feels self-conscious of being so big because he's easier to get picked on. Pluto however recognizes his talent and lets him in due to his abnormality which defies the standard for a dwarf planet and is not afraid to stand up for him. Makemake got into music because it connects him with his heritage that he is very proud of.

Reason why Makemake's color is mainly red is because that is the actual planet's color, he has black and grey mixed in to fit with the band's aesthetic. The reason why his guitar is much more colorful and different from the other band members is because he likes trippy looking things, he based it off of Eric Clapton's "The Fool" guitar. He's also a big fan of his music, Layla being his favorite song. I made him lead guitarist because I headcanon Pluto as the lead singer/frontwoman that only uses her guitar live on occasion, she plays in her spare time. He's a guy because I wanted to have a little diversity also because the god he's named after is a guy and he's big because his planet IRL is the 4th biggest dwarf planet in the solar system.

(I edited him with blue clothes because I felt him and Haumea both being overwhelmed with red wouldn't make them individualistic)

#milky way and the galaxy girls #oc #makemake #milky way and the galaxy girls oc

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khepiari · 2 years

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Is Uta Hime a Siren Hybrid? One Last Theory Before One Piece Red Releases Tomorrow!

[My apologies in advance to mush your brain with this]

To be honest, this is the first One Piece Film I have been so intrigued about.

Firstly because our antagonist is not an old/middle-aged disillusioned man, but a late teen. Secondly, it is a Shanks centric story, though I doubt he will be in the cinema for more than five minutes! Thirdly, Luffy knows this antagonist, so the angst will be intense, defeating people opposite to his ideologies was easier for Luffy. But defeating someone he cares or like or worries about is always HARD: Remember Luffy vs Bellamy and Luffy vs Fujitora in Dressrosa?

Now, though, as previously mentioned my other theory, I do not think Uta is Shanks' biological daughter, but rather another child he saved or influenced or acted fatherly with.

I still think that, though many are going with fake memories, which to be fair is the most plausible narrative. It is not like Fake/Manipulated/Erased memories has not been done in One Piece. Recent canon example is Pudding rewriting/editing memories, Big Mom's Amnesia, Sabo's Amnesia, Sugar's doll making powers erasing memories of people's existence, Dr. Hogback's zombies losing their memories/humanity. And in a non-canon story of the anime filler arc, Strawhats had once lost their memories to a seahorse, it was in Ocean's Dream Arc.

So I am not discarding the manipulated/fake/altered memories theory, I just hope it is not that.

Now let's come to Uta.

I have been watching all her vlogs and little snippets on the One Piece U-Tube page. A few things that stuck with me are-

Uta has dual hair colour, red and white, not an unnatural thing for One Piece.

Uta is alone and always in her empty greenhouse type balcony while livestreaming.

Uta takes walks and picks up random shit, including flowers and bounty posters.

Uta has been livestreaming her songs from the island Elegia and has a huge fan base.

And Uta hates pirates!

After her declaring her hate for pirates, pirates came to Elegia to hurt/kidnap her.

So two videos were released, one is 6th part of Uta Vlog and Where the Wind Blows music clip with two girls swimming in very studio ghibli style art work animation [I will come back to this at last of the end of this theory]

Now, if you remember the first teaser of the Film Red, OP narrator asks if Her Voice Will Bring Eternal Peace or Endless Imprisonment. From every possible logic, people have been claiming Uta is a siren, which I won't say is farfetched, we have an entire race of fishpeople, long arms, long legs, dwarfs, giants, people with wings and more. A Siren is perfectly acceptable and possible.

As Siren's myth goes, they are half-human-half-birds and their voice is attractive to sailors. I am guessing pirates and marines have fallen prey to their voices, if siren race exist that is. And their voices can control desires, so we know who is going to fall for Uta's voice first if she is a siren? Sanji, that wee virgin boy, was a goner from the beginning! And who is going to not fall at all? Luffy. [Zoro, Law and Robin too I guess if we are thinking from desire POV, because Nami will fall for berry dreams and Chopper cotton candies].

Now coming back to if Uta, who is hailed as a hime and Usopp called her princess Uta, if she is a siren princess, there are many possibilities. Odachii had never sighed from writing stories that are grim or macrabe, under the jolly art of his world building we have seen a lot; cannibalism [Owner Zeff, Big Mom], necrophilia [Dr. Hogback], coercion of all kinds, slave trade, drugs, arms trade, war profiteering, human trafficking.

So out of many possibilities, my two brain cells have been fixated on two ideas.

First Elegia, Uta's island/kingdom/nation, I am assuming the worst. We know Shanks has been travelling for a long time, people who are familiar with Odyssey, know the sirens tried to tempt Odysseus and his crew, and they sealed their ears with wax. Let's assume a young Shanks like Odysseus and his young crew landed on Elegia. Either by luck or for business, and were not able to resist temptation and fell for the lotus-eaters or were seduced/coerced by Elegian Sirens.

Shanks let's face it is good-looking, so a princess/queen falling in love and desiring him won't be out of One Piece narrative. We already have Boa Hancock pining for Luffy. History repeats. Unlike Luffy, who has never been much about the romantic aspect of romance, Shanks is a different person. So maybe a young Shanks did father Uta, and somehow the spell broke, and he escaped and took Uta along. Or maybe while he was out sailing with Uta and meeting with Luffy, Elegia got attacked. [Now that we know Shanks stole Gomu-Gomu-no-mi from Marines, will that stop Marines from taking out revenge?]

I am going by Shanks' piracy brought in consequences for Elegia, which made him leave, I won’t say flee. And he left Uta behind with her mother because of his no-child pirate policy. As is the fate of One Piece moms; Uta's mom died of sickness or got killed or just disappeared or died of heart break because Sirens commit suicide if someone escaped their song spell.

Young Uta left on her own on a ruined island would channel her grief and project her anger to one species; Pirates. In every Uta vlog, she speaks fondly of an Elegia long gone and hit by tragedy. She also found pirate bounties and mocked rather roasted them on her livestream. Rest in peace, Big Mom's double chin. Uta hates pirates! She is extremely pro-marines as well. [Yes, I learned all these from her vlogs].

Second, we know lineage factor is a big deal in this universe. Sins of the parents are to be paid by the blood of their child, and since I am going by Uta is the biological siren kid of Shanks here, imagine her potential! That man can stop war, send haki waves from miles away, and split skies. A siren daughter with her father's blood in her veins! Her powers to manipulate and control people would be amplified. Not that we are going to get the exact version of the myth, the Asian bird woman are similar to sirens, but they steal life force, and we already had a life force stealing psychopath in the story.

Even is she is not a biological daughter, Shanks has a knack for fishing out brats with potentials, a siren child he rescued or met and provided refuge, could be another living weapon like Shirahosi. Sirens were good at changing tides. My point is haki has many forms that we know not off. If trained properly, it can manifest as armour, show future, knockout people, so how far can mind control be? Haki in hands of someone like Luffy is an extension of his physical powers, but if Haki is in hands of someone who is physically not so strong but brain smart it will manifest in different way.

Again back to Uta being blood related, Garp and Ace had mused in Marineford that Luffy was born with Conquer's Haki, as if it was ingrained in his genes, similarly if Uta is Shanks' child she must carry a part of the same genetic make up. Now imagine being a siren-daughter of the strongest living Pirate? You are untapped potential. I think Uta's big revenge plan is to amplify her voice-haki-power with help of the livestream and unleash her anger to avenge her mother/island. Her anger might not be in the form of violence, but subjugation of sorts, like how Toto Land was diverse but the essence of diversity was lost. Now, though the second trailer of the Film Red says, her dream is to bring joy to the world through music. She clearly believes as long as she sings the world be peaceful, we know it better after watching the smiles in action how forced happiness is not happiness at all. It is abuse.

I am not calling her a DF user of mythical zoan type: siren yet, but that would be cool too! Like Marco, to have a legendary DF! Actually, I would love it.

Now coming to Where the Wind Blows Clip where the swimming girls in studio ghibli style animation is happening and The World Continuation Clip. There are two girls in the first clip, one has white/silver hair and the other has red hair, both are waving at a ship sailing by. The second one has two girls one red haired and other white haired, then there is fire and, we are left with Uta with two hair colour!

I really don't want to go to the extreme of my imagination. But my two braincells have been shouting; Chimera Siren! Chimera are master of illusions with patchwork body of lion, goat, snake! And they could breathe fire, but recent versions and renditions of chimera are well creepy [Remember Fullmetal Alchemist?]

I hope all my theories for this cinema are proven gloriously wrong, but I can't just believe that this sunshine of a girl named Uta is fine. Most of the antagonist in One Piece have tragic backstories that leads to them becoming deranged, except Hody Jones, he was just hateful. So there is no way this little idol Uta is unscathed, she is certain her father abandoned her. The question is did Shanks trigger two parallel narratives? Where one child learned to see the better in the world and the other chose to distrust it?

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There are a lot of bad takes out there about the current whereabouts of Sebastian Yarrick and I think it's probably worth a frank discussion about how his absence from the forthcoming Astra Militarum codex and some cheeky social media posts don't mean what you think they mean.

First appearing in the November, 1995 issue of White Dwarf, Commissar Yarrick isn't the oldest named character in the setting — he's predated by both Marneus Calgar and Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, for instance — but he's one of the longest continuously serving, appearing consistently from the 2nd edition incarnation of Codex: Imperial Guard, onward. Long after Captain Al'rahem and Commander Chenkov had been discontinued, Yarrick was headlining Imperial Guard releases, from Codex: Armageddon in 2000 to Apocalypse in 2007.

This had as much to do with the ossification of 40k in its modern form as anything else. As the '90s came to an end, so too did the neon gothic era of 40k (sometimes referred to as Games Workshop's "red" period, due to the widespread use of bright red details on 'Eavy Metal team paint jobs) and the setting, overall, became that much more self-serious. The obvious joke characters fell by the wayside and the ones that remained became grimmer and more dark.

Ultimately, this had the effect of lending an almost mythic provenance to the principle characters, such that contemporary players and casual fans cannot imagine a codex without them. It's understandable, starting with 3rd edition and the ouslite aquila era of 40k, the setting became static, the clock stopped just before the stroke of midnight at the end of 999.M41; and there it remained until the setting lurched forward with Gathering Storm's do-over of Eye of Terror, seventeen years later.

And that was already more than five years ago, longer than Yarrick's original model lasted before the post-Armageddon glam-up we've had for the last two decades. In the time since Cadia fell, we've seen updates of '90s characters across multiple ranges - Abaddon the Despoiler, Fabius Bile, Mephiston, Ragnar Blackmane, Jain Zar and Ghazghkull, himself, to name a few.

There is clearly a recognition on the part of the design studio that nostalgia sells, else we would not be getting updates to Attilan Rough Riders, and the entire Horus Heresy range has become a love letter to RTB-01. I'm incredulous that among this flood of retro kitsch, the studio would "kill off" one of the characters most closely identified with one of its longest running product ranges.

Yesterday's "is he or isn't he" article is emphatically not Games Workshop walking back Yarrick's death because they're shamefaced by the negative reaction — it's a tacit admission that he's not in the Codex because his new model will be introduced in a subsequent campaign supplement or battle box, and everyone should just relax with the outrage.

It's likely far enough off that they're concerned about losing sales to people that buy the old model to start new armies, but not so far down the line that they felt the need to include rules for everyone that already had it.

Gut read, Yarrick will be back within a year, eighteen months at the outside, and that's largely down to the wild fluctuations in scheduling GW's experienced over the past few years. Anyone that thinks otherwise — or, worse, sees a new Yarrick and thinks that means GW is backpedaling — clearly doesn't realize that the production timeline on any Games Workshop product is five years from conception to execution.

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Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 1st Edition

Never really touched on this game until the re-release a few years back. The re-releases are beautiful hardcovers with gold leaf pages and stitched-in bookmarks. The covers are thematic, and each core book has a classic old-school image on the front. Let's quickly break them down.

a) Player's handbook - The looting of a statue after defeating foes. A very famous image of a demonic statue having gems cut from its eyes by some naughty adventurers.

b) Dungeon Master's Guide - An Efreet fighting in the City of Brass.

C) Monster Manual - A big red dragon. What more could you want?

Now, what are the fundamental differences between this and Basic D&D, you may ask? Allow me to explain. Not much. Actually, that's probably a little unfair. The advanced version of the game was originally intended to offer much more complexity to the game's mechanics and player options than could be found in the Basic rules. It was the go-to rules system for twelve years before it got an update. Once you get down to it and really dig in, the changes can be boiled down to the following:

Three core books, something carried forward in future editions of the game. Player's Handbook, Dungeon Master's Guide and Monster Manual. In total, you're approaching 500 pages of rules and advice. Later releases include the classics Unearthed Arcana and Fiend Folio, which were full of material released in Dragon Magazine. 1st edition is incredibly well supported, with approximately 12 years of classic adventures and additional supplements to bring to your table.

Lots of new character classes, including the Assassin, monk, druid, paladin, ranger, thief, bard and illusionist. That's plenty of meat to sink your roleplay teeth into, for sure. And that's a great positive for the edition. However, one slight niggle is that you have to meet certain stat requirements to choose some of these classes. For example, the illusionist required a minimum intelligence of 15. Players these days have a broad range of options for rolling their stats, but back in the day, you roll, and that's your lot. So, sometimes you don't get to be an assassin! Dwarf, Elf and Halfling are no longer class player options; rather, they are a choice to be made alongside human for your character class choice.

Alignments were added to the three available in the basic rules, bringing the player choices to nine, something most fans of D&D will be familiar with. From my personal point of view, I've always considered nine to be too many. Good, Neutral and Evil is fine. I think the additions are an example of the original writers putting out their own house-rules, maybe because they felt three options wasn't enough of a drill-down. Nine options does allow for a broader depth of role-playing IF you choose to have alignments be an important aspect of your games. Back in the day you had little choice as alignment becomes tethered to many mechanics such as spells.

The core mechanics are codified and robust. Tonnes of spells and monsters to break down those dungeons and to thrill your players with. Great explanations and advice in the DMG help to clarify rules and help the DM prevent their group from running away with so much gold that they are technically immortal.

Some mechanics feel a little harsh to a modern player. For example, Wyvern's can instantly kill you with their sting if you fail a save, and dependant upon the class, you stand a good chance of writing up a new character. There are spells and poisons and items that have similar catastrophic effects upon the person.

So, how does the book stand up against modern versions of the game? Very dated once you get to reading the product. You can feel the flavour of the game is still very much tied to Gygax and the way he wanted to run his games. Not necessarily a bad thing, but there are plenty of quirks here that have been dropped as the years have gone on (looking at you Wyvern). I think you'll love 1st edition if old-school gaming is your thing. Most all old-school publications are based upon the three core books in this set. 1st edition offers a tonne of options, feels solid and is overall a great product. If 5th edition is to your taste though, perhaps the lethality of 1st edition, the lack of race options, lack of feats and creation freedoms may irk. Overall, I can recommend.

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red dwarf star trek crossover fan edit

#this is a joke but also please please please trojan is RIGHT there #realising how fucking funny trojan is now ive seen trek. this is just outright bullying WHFKFHSGA #red dwarf

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What’s the difference between B/X and BECMI D&D?

OD&D, B/X, BECMI, Holmes, Moldvay, Metzer... I was confused by these terms for a long time. I knew they were "Basic" D&D by different authors, but what was the difference?

Eventually, I got some clarity. Here’s the basics as I understand them.

Original Dungeons & Dragons (1974)

By Gary Gygax & Dave Arneson | Also called: “OD&D” / White Box” / “Little Brown Books”

The first ever iteration of D&D was a boxset containing three digest-sized books: Men & Magic, Treasure & Monsters, and The Underworld & Wilderness Adventures.

The rules assumed players had two other games: Chainmail, a medieval miniatures war-game (also by Gygax) and Outdoor Survival, a present-day wilderness survival game (not by Gygax).

This edition contained three classes: the wizard, the cleric, and the hilariously titled, “fighting man”.

Basic D&D (1978)

Edited by J. Eric Holmes | Also called: “Holmes Edition” / “Blue Book”

This first edition Basic Set was designed to teach the game to new players. It combined material from Original D&D and the Greyhawk supplement (1975), plus an adventure module: In Search of the Unknown. However, it only covered levels 1-3.

Basic D&D (1981)

By Tom Moldvay | Also called: “B/X” / “Magenta Box” / “Moldvay Edition”

A revision of Holme’s Basic Set. The author, Tom Moldvay, strove for simplification, in addition to learnability. For example, he eliminated races in favor of seven classes: fighter, cleric, magic-user, thief, elf, dwarf, and halfling. A strange concept for fans of modern D&D.

Like the first edition, it covered levels 1-3. An Expert Set (by Dave Cook) was released simultaneously and included rules for level 4-14. This “Basic / Expert” pairing is the origins of the “B/X” moniker.

Basic D&D (1983)

By Frank Mentzer | Also called: “BECMI” / Red Box”

The Basic Set’s third iteration (or fourth, if you include OD&D). Intended as an introduction to the game, it covered levels 1-3.

In the following years, the Expert (4-14) Companion (15-25), and Master (level 26-36) boxes were released, culminating in the Immortal Rules which offered “epilogue play” and—yes—even more levels. This suite of Basic, Expert, Companion, Master, and Immortal is the origins of the “BECMI” moniker.

Final Note: A few more editions of the Basic Set would released over the years, including the Black Boxes (1991 & 1994) and even a version for 5th Edition. However, the versions released in the 80s seem to be the most influential today (particularly in the OSR crowd) so I limited the discussion to these earlier releases.

#dnd #osr #dungeons and dragons #history

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Katsuki's Hero | Kinktober Day 2: Age Difference

CW: extreme age difference — Katsuki (15), Izuku (26)

Pairing: Bakugo Katsuki/Izuku Midoryia Fandom: My Hero Academia Rating: mature (part two will be explicit) Tags: Age Difference, inappropriate relationship Ao3 Link

Summary: The one where Katsuki is having relations with the hero of his dreams.

To say that Katsuki is a fan of the number three pro-hero Deku would be an understatement. The middle school student’s room was covered in green and white merchandise from the hero, his parents have seen every news interview the hero has done at least twice, and the blond’s friends couldn’t go a whole day without hearing about the hero.

So yeah, an understatement.

What they didn’t know, however, is how much being a super fan has paid off.

Katsuki slips his phone into his pocket with a sly grin and a faint blood blush staining the bridge of his nose. Thankfully, his parents weren’t really paying attention to him so they didn’t see his reaction to the latest text he’d gotten.

From <3<3<3: 5864 N. Bradel St. I’ll be there after my patrol, so come sometime after 3am

He didn’t need to respond because the person who sent the text wouldn’t even be able to see it until he was done working. A chill goes through Katsuki’s body as he thinks about being with someone who is old enough to have a career, not to mention them being a pro-hero.

Just that thought alone can get Katsuki hard in his pants, and he’s about to sit down for dinner with his parents so that isn’t for the best. So he shuffles his way to the bathroom to wash his hands and clear his head of his anticipation. It isn’t easy, but doable.

After dinner, he went up to his room for the night. He got together an outfit that he knew his company would like — black and red lacy panties, dark skinny jeans, a white cropped top that shows off his nipples, and a Deku limited-edition letterman jacket — and takes a shower for the night. His parents think he is just showering for school the next day, but if that were the case then Katsuki wouldn’t be taking the time to shave his ass.

By nine o'clock he was primped and primed, and as smooth as he was going to be. So he got in bed to catch a couple of hours before he’d be up for the rest of the night.

His alarm goes off quarter after two in the morning and that gives him enough time to brush his teeth, get dressed, and sneakily leave through the back door of his house so he doesn’t wake anyone up. Jumping over the back fence is a practiced trick, and then he is walking down the street towards the hotel his presence is requested.

On the walk, he reflects on how he is where he is now.

It started when he was attacked by this disgusting sludge monster about seven months ago. He’d been hospitalized before the end of his second year of middle school because of it and when he had come to he had no idea how he got out.

Obviously, he watched the reports and news coverage online as soon as he could see straight enough to look at a screen, and what he’d seen was unbelievable.

His hero, quite literally in this case, was the one and only Deku. Deku! His idol, his drive, his vision of what victory looks like. He had swooped in shortly after Katsuki’s body had gone lax (he’d passed out) and Detriot Smashed all of the goo away. Then he’d caught Katsuki’s falling body and…

And Katsuki will forever be grateful his mother wasn’t in the room when he’d first seen the way his body look dwarfed in one of Deku’s large scarred hands. All the hero needed was one arm to hold up Katsuki’s entire mass and it was doing things to little Katsuki.

Unfortunately, the stupid heart monitors had been hooked up and so he wouldn’t really be able to take care of his little problem until he was discharged.

And take care of it did he, oh boy. He caught himself going back to that one video of the catch — if he could, he’d thank that cameraman personally — and watching the delicate yet strong way that Izuku had held his body. God, it wasn’t difficult to imagine the way those strong and capable hands would fit on his waist in a different context (not that he hasn’t jerked off to Deku before this).

Then another miracle happened. Well, Katsuki wasn’t really surprised when he thought about it because there were pretty intense rumors that Deku did this on the regular, but when it actually happened to Katsuki—

He’d been home for maybe a couple of days, actually went back to school that day after a four-day absence (which had been hell, thank him very much), and he gets home to a very cheerful mother greeting him at the door. Which was very unusual for quite a few reasons, so his hackles raised naturally.

And then he’d gone into their living room and actually saw Deku sitting on their loveseat! Deku! The pro-hero! In their house!

Katsuki had felt his stomach do constant flips that day while he remained chill and aloof on the outside. They talked for a while and Deku was telling them that he just wanted to check in and make sure Katsuki was okay after such a bad attack. It makes sense, Katsuki reasons with himself, for the hero to want to make sure those he saves are actually okay. He even tells them that the rumors are true and he usually does this.

However, the hand that he rests on Katsuki’s shoulder doesn’t feel normal. The way the older hero presses his thigh into Katsuki’s hip where they sit so very close together on that loveseat doesn’t seem very standard. It makes his heart beat kick up and his prick hard.

He has to let his mom lead the hero to their door once the time comes because all of the subtle touches from the last hour or so have Katsuki very physically reacting and he couldn’t stand up without it being obvious. So once the hero stands, towering over Katsuki easily, the blond teen pulls his legs up to his chest and watches quietly while they walk out of the room.

Then he feels the chunk of paper in the hood of his sweatshirt when he leans back, it must be while the hero had so adamantly been touching him up there. When the teenager unfolds the paper there is nothing except a cell phone number.

Katsuki hadn’t even lasted a couple of hours before he was hiding up in his room and texting the number for the first time. Deku had greeted him very politely and they continued talking for a while about anything.

Three days after that and Katsuki was sending him a picture of his body with less and less clothing.

He’d admit, Deku — Izuku, actually, he got permission to call the hero by his first name — was rather horny all of the time, but Katsuki would be caught dead before he complained.

Like tonight. This definitely wasn’t the first time that Katsuki has snuck out to meet the older hero so that they could have some alone time together. Deku typically patrolled in this half of the city and whenever he had a slow night like this, he’d be pent up and need Katsuki to help relax.

Katsuki has asked why they don’t just meet at Izuku’s house rather than at these random hotel rooms, but he said he didn’t want Katsuki to be seen by any paparazzi, which surprisingly made Katsuki feel really special. The older man wanted to keep Katsuki all to himself, it was romantic.

It didn’t take long to get up to the hotel’s front doors and he walked in and didn’t spare the front desk another look before walking right up to the elevators. Izuku had texted him what room he had gotten.

From Katsuki: omw now, where are you?

The response he got was almost immediate.

From <3<3<3: Up here waiting for you, so hurry it up ;)

Katsuki pocketed his phone and readjusted the waistband of his pants. He had sprung for a little bit of makeup as well — thin black eyeliners and a bit of mascara — because even though he won’t admit it, he loves to see the way the black smudges all around Katsuki’s eyes by the end of the night. So of course the teen wants to make himself as attractive as he can.

He knocks twice on the door once he walks up. What sounds like someone getting up off the bed, a slight groan because he knees are probably acting up, and then Izuku is opening up the door for him.

Katsuki watches his eyes dart around the hall behind him before opening the door enough to let the teen in. The blond doesn’t hesitate to walk right into Izuku’s chest.

“Hi,” he mumbles against the strong muscle there.

“Hey, baby,” Izuku shuts the door and his hand falls down to Katsuki’s perfectly slim waist. The feeling is so addicting for both of them.

Katsuki tilts his chin up for a kiss, something he is granted easily. He’ll never get over being able to just kiss and touch Izuku however much he wants, to feel those muscles and skin and scars underneath his fingertips is a fucking blessing. And Katsuki is so ready for tonight.

#my hero academia #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #fanfic #bkdk #bakudeku #bakugo x midoriya #useless.fanfictions #age difference #problematic content

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