Am I the only one who has ever thought of an AU where Jason got paralyzed and became known as Oracle and Barbara became the Red Hood?
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Happy Pride Month! Here are my headcanons for batfam sexualities and my fav pairings.
Dick: Pansexual; Wally/Dick
I also love Dick and Kori (Cause Teen Titans nostalgia) but the way their relationship ended in the comics sorta ruins it for me.
Jason: Demisexual; Roy/Jason
I do think Jason is still figuring some things out but overall I think of him as demi.
Pre-death I think he was really scared of being gay or liking men, cause growing up with Willis wasn't exactly an accepting environment.
But post-death he was able to come to terms with he sexuality and feel comfortable in exploring it (mainly emotional exploration).
Tim: Asexual/Homoromantic; Kon/Tim
Am I projecting? Probs. Do I care? Nope!
Tim loves physical affection and he isn't sex repulsed, but sex just it's not it? Like it's a thing and sure it's, uh, interesting? But like it ain't all that.
Being ace was super confusing for Tim cause for a long time he didn't realize you could be ace and still like cuddling/kissing. It was so confusing to him until he finally talked to Jason (who had been researching sexuality and shit) and Jason actually explained the ace spectrum.
Damian: IS ALWAYS A BBY IN MY MIND SO IDK
I always see him as a bby so he hasn't thought about it.
But when he's older I tend to think of him as ace or demi (mainly cause I want more characters on the ace spectrum. Like represent me pls).
Duke is also on the younger side and hasn't thought a whole lot about sexuality in my mind.
She's a gay disaster and I love her.
Also she has a huge crush on Black Canary (mostly in an idolizing way tbh).
I'd imagine that after her not so typical childhood Cass is still trying to figure out who she is as a person and honestly has sorta put romance/relationships on the back burner. Because of this she hasn't put much thought in to it.
She thinks she might be pan so she's been talking with Dick about it, but she's still confused.
Barbara: Fluid; Kara/Babs (based on The New Batman Series)
Babs doesn't really associate her self with a specific sexuality.
Usually she goes for more masculine ppl but she'd not quite straight.
I can easily see Bruce being bi or pan, but tbh I just love imagining straight Bruce who never knew anything about the queer community trying to figuring out how to support his children
Like Bruce going to pride for the first time absolutely decked out cause he maybe emotionally constipated but he will always support his queer disaster children.
Just a quick little side note: Sexuality is complicated and confusing. I have struggled most of my life trying to figure out where I fit in on the spectrum of sexuality. But, now that I've had more time to become comfortable with my sexuality and my self, I've realized I will never fit one label perfectly. Sexuality is a spectrum nothing is perfect, labels have flaws, and we are all just human. So, if you're struggling with your sexuality, I get that and I know it's rough, but it does get easier. And if you're weirded out by me assigning sexualities to random characters, well... idk what to tell you, sucks to suck? Like I grew up with almost no representation so of course I want to see my favorite characters fit into a community I am apart of. Also if we're being honest comic books are basically company approved fanfiction. Like timelines are bullshit, characterizations change constantly, and there are a shit ton of random pairings. So in my mind comics are made to be fucked with.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk :)
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The last of what I have from the Night Culture au
Bruce may be scary but hes pretty nice in the au
comic one, Clark going to Bruce for help because Jon is sick/hurt
comic two, Lady Shiva (a vampire) in disguise leaving a little Cassandra in Bruce’s care because she’s being hunted
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Jason:...So you're uh, *winks* "not" going to get revenge today?
Bruce: No, Jason, I'm not.
Jason: OK, got it. Then I "won't" bring your credit card - which I cut into a ninja star
Bruce: You cut my credit card?!
Jason: INTO A NINJA STAR!
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Thinking about the interpretation of Medusa being turned into a gorgon as a form of protection by Athena for devotion, and the interpretation of little red riding hood as an allegory for assault. Wondering if werewolves are like the gorgons, and maybe little red was turned into one by a Moon deity like Medusa.
Where the reader has small tiddies and Jason loves sucking them.
Warning: tiddy sucking and hints of Jason going down on the reader
Matthew as Jay fancast btw!
Fem!reader x Jaybird
The room was filled with soft moans and whimpers that were like a melody to Jason's ears.
Even if you had done this before the sentiment of having you beneath him was overwhelming, the way your skin felt when his hands traveled along your body, caressing the curves and leaving a path of kisses behind to let you know how excited he was to be here with one of the most beautiful women he has ever seen in his life. That was one of Jason's favorite things in the world.
Jason went up to take your lips in a hungry kiss, his greedy hands grabbing your small breats one more time just to squeeze and massage them roughly.
He adored them, the way he could cup them easily with his hands, how cute they looked when he could take the damn bra off of your body and especially how soft they were when he sucked them.
"I fucking love you, doll" he moaned as he grinned his boner against your covered cunt, an issue he could take care after going to those nice tits that were just waiting for him.
"Fuck, Jay. Don't tease" you whined, bucking her hips up because the lack of contact.
His chuckle made you roll your eyes, there was something in his eyes that told you if keep pushing things might took a little bit more time.
"You're such an impatient brat" Jason said as he kissed the valley between your breast," but I guess that's my fault for spoiling you too much, right?"
You shut your eyes when his tongue rolled against your erected nipple, giving it a long suck before going to pay some attention to your other one.
"Too rough" you panted as you dragged your fingers in Jason's dark locks. In response he decided to suck rougher, nipping at the bud lightly just to hear that petty whimper of yours.
He dragged his theeth softly against you swollen nipple before saying "Sorry", with a cocky smile as he kissed your tit with his soft lips. "I think I should make up for you..."
You smiled triumphant as he went down to where you needed him the most right now. Jason's fingers running up and down in your covered pussy before taking the damn clothe and the air got caught in your throat when you felt Jason's tongue give a lick to your wet slit, putting your legs over his shoulders as he went to eat your pussy as if it was his last meal. It was about time.
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The only drink you’ll ever need, endorsed by your friendly neighbourhood Red Robin.
Keep an eye out for the other robins… they’ll be coming soon
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I just imagine Harley like finding out, and being like wtf (and that’s as she knows Bruce is Batman since she is friends with Selina who almost marries Bruce) and she just shows up at the manor and just starts going off on him since she had a horrible childhood to. And she might know what it’s like. And ivy being the supportive gf is in the background being like “ya babe your so right”. also how do you think selina would react?
YES. SO I WAS GONNA WRITE SOMETHING BUT I FELT AS IF I WAS MAKING U THINK I WASN'T GONNA ANSWER AND I FEEL BAD SO-
Selina would want to commit murder because I imagine the reader to have been really close with Selina before that happened. Selina thought of the reader as her own so she's definitely gonna be very very very mad at Bruce lol. She would be glad that Harley confronted him with Ivy but be disappointed she didn't go with them to give him a piece of her mind. (Not like she's not gonna go anyways.)
Btw if you want me to write a headcannon based on this I will lol
Thanks for the ask!
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Jason has a vasectomy
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So I just watched one of my favorite Ouat season 1 episodes- “Red Handed”, (Ruby/Red Riding Hood also being the Big Bad Wolf AWAYS gets me 😱) and Granny mentions that she got Red’s Hood from a “wizard”.. given how Rumplestilskin is involved with so many other characters it wouldn’t surprise me if he himself gave Granny the red hood that would help her transform from wolf to human easily.. also I really wish we got to see more of Granny’s/Reds backstory.. like how Granny herself became a werewolf and how she lost the ability to turn into a wolf
(Side note- the CGI wolf has more of a cats tail than an actual wolf one and I just noticed it in this rewatch)
rare 1930s Dutch little red riding hood embroidered patches. first found one on etsy but theyre now only available here
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Roy, as much as he appreciates Jason and his friendship, refused to make him Lian's godfather. Unfortunately for him, his choice for godparent, Rose Wilson, wound up married to Jason.
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Batfam: We don’t kill!
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Trying to figure out what to tag the upcoming new jump series as, bc Red Hood/ Redhood is kinda taken...lol. i don't even wanna mess with the dc comics tag. Might just have to tag it 'Red Hood Manga' tho and hope for the best. DC peeps can just blacklist the tag if they need to.
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(Young) Jason: Hey, Dad? Can I have fifty bucks? Pleeeeeease???
Bruce: What for?
Jason: Definitely not for anything illegal.
Bruce: How can i argue with that logic?
Bruce: Oh that’s right.
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Random vigilante that Batman let come through Gotham
Red hood tied up with other crime lords
Batman: “not him”
RV: “he’s running a drug ring?”
Batman: [Untying him] “no”
Red hood: “yea, bat said no”
Batman: “this is my little boy and he’s a hard worker”
Batman: “also he’s legally dead so this is the only job he can really have in Gotham”
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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker
Jason: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Kara:….I did. I broke it.
Jason: No. No you didn’t. Boo?
Boo: Don’t look at me. Look at Bella.
Bella: What?! I didn’t break it!
Boo: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Bella: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Bella: No, it’s not!
Leia: If it matters, probably not, but Scott was the last one to use it.
Scott: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Leia: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?
Scott: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Leia!
Kara: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jason.
Jason: No! Who broke it?
Leia: Jason, Boo’s been awfully quiet.
Everybody: starts arguing
Jason, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Jason: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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If you look closely, you can see all the lines I almost went mad tracing with white pen. They were well worth it in the end, but the process was very time consuming.
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