#red hood Christmas

[theodorecanaryhood]

A Christmas story: The Coffee Shop guy and the Red Hood, holiday special

Arkhamverse Jason Todd x Male! Nerd Reader

Ft Dick, Tim and Damian

Wrapping paper everywhere while scissors were placed neatly on the table. You didn’t realise Jason walked into the room until you heard him sniff.

‘How long you been sitting there?’ You asked as you adjusted your glasses.

‘Long enough to know you stick your tongue out when concentrating, I never noticed that before’ Jason smiled.

It was yours and Jason’s first Christmas together, along with it being your first Christmas in your new apartment.

You hoped Jason would like the presents that you got him, along with asking him if what you brought his siblings was ok.

‘So you noticed huh?’ You smiled, Jason nodded. He came over and sat next to you, handing you the roll of tape.

‘Think we should do these together’ Jason said as he picked up a roll of paper and the scissors.

Christmas Eve had appeared out of nowhere and it seemed Jason was trying desperately to keep his sanity, Christmas in the Manor was always a nightmare when all of the boys were together. At least from what Jason could remember.

Of course, the Manor had seen better days and was still being partly repaired due to the explosion from the Arkham Incident, but it was liveable enough that the family could share a space.

Jason held your hand tightly as he walked you to the front door, Dick appeared in the doorway.

‘Jay you don’t need to ring the doorbell, this is your home too’ Dick smiled, giving Jason a hug as the two men stood on the doorstep.

Dick turned to you and smiled while Jason beamed, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

‘Dick, this is y/n my boyfriend, y/n this is Dick, my older brother’ Jason said as the two of you shook hands.

‘Jason doesn’t stop talking about you’ Dick laughed as he stepped aside and let the two of you inside.

The Manor was big, though probably not as big as it was before. Jason seemed so happy to have you with him, he’d mentioned a few times that he didn’t like the Manor much in his adulthood.

Dick was friendly as usual, from what you’d heard, Dick was always a friend to everyone.

‘You guys want a drink?’ Dick asked as the two of you walked with him into the dining room, Jason nodded as Dick handed you both a beer from the fridge.

You had told Jason that you guys were spending New Years together with your friends. Jason just wanted to be with you, he didn’t care where he was.

‘Hey guys’ Tim called out as he walked into the room.

The two of you were introduced to each other, Tim was hopeful as he’d seen a huge change in Jason lately. He was hopeful you were a good thing in his life.

As the night grew on, the four of you watched some Christmas movies. Tim was the designated bartender for the night and provided all the drinks.

Jason held onto you most of the night, either sitting you on his lap or wrapping his arm around you.

Dick would glance every now and then and smile, seeing the pure love between the two of you.

‘Morning sunshine’ Jason’s gravelly voice greeted you, barely awake yet alert enough.

‘Morning you’ you smiled as Jason leant in and kissed you softly.

Jason’s messy hair and sleepy face was something you’d never expect to love so much. You checked the time to see it was 7.30am, still early enough.

Jason ran downstairs to fire up the heating and make coffee for the rush of feet down the stairs.

The four of you sat at the table sipping on your coffee, slowly waking up a bit more.

‘Right, can we open presents now?’ Dick smiled as he rushed onto his feet, a little excitement spread across his face.

‘You’re so sad Dick’ Tim chuckled, taking another sip of his coffee as Dick shrugged.

‘I know you are, but what am I?’ Dick asked mockingly.

‘12 years old apparently’ Tim finished as he stood up.

You all sat in the living room on the floor, presents spread everywhere as you all opened your gifts.

Dick was generous as always with what he got everyone, of course having to get told by Jason what to buy for you.

You smiled when you saw that everyone liked what you’d gotten them.

After the war of opening presents was defeated, you all decided on more Christmas movies, while Jason opted to cook for everyone.

It was small and quiet with the four of you, something you weren’t used to. But it was great, even more so you could spend it with Jason.

December 25th came to a close with the four of you asleep on the couch, all of you in some way were cuddling or clinging onto each other.

A perfect close to your favourite holiday.

#red hood #gotham #red hood fanfiction #red hood x reader #red hood x you #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x you #jason todd #red hood x male reader #jason todd x male reader #red hood christmas #jason todd christmas

[hisao-san]

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Merry Christmas!

#batman #dc #fan art #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #red hood #nightwing #red robin #robin #christmas #my art

[sisaloofafump]

PLEASE let him take off his head it’d be so funny I’ll give you a whole five bucks for it please dc

#words from nightmare before Christmas #the song Jack's Lament #anyway #my art #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc comics

[theaceofarrows]

Red Hood: [punches Riddler goon]

Red Hood: Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples halls

Batman: Hood-

Nightwing: Call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack

Batman: Nightwing-

Nightwing: [kicks another goon before striking a pose]

Batman: I thought asked you both not to say that on patrol

Red Hood: You did

Nightwing: But Spoiler had a very strong argument on why we should say it

Batman: Which was?

Red Hood: She said "but it would really annoy Batman If you DID say it"

Nightwing: So obviously, we had too

Spoiler: [whose recording everything] Smile for the camera boys! This is about to become the most viewed piece of footage at the Watchtower!

Batman: [under his breath] this is why I tell everyone I work alone

#jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batdad #Christmas special #inspired by a sweater that was bought for my brother #i am so sleep deprived

[huedmmi]

🎄Merry Christmas!

#my art #illustration #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayen #batman #nightwing #red hood #red robin #christmas #batfam

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason, upon coming back to Gotham and seeing how neglected Tim is, breaks into Drake manor and drags Tim by the collar over to Wayne manor and kicks down the door, yelling for Bruce.

“IT’S THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, BITCH! AND IT WANTS WORDS WITH YOU!”

#prompts #actually that would be fun to write for actual Christmas #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #red hood #Tim drake #enemy to caretaker #batbros #crack treated seriously

[damianwaynerocks]

here’s what I’m convinced are the batfamily’s views on Santa:

Alfred: does not believe but still says that Santa is real. Anytime anybody else says that Santa isn’t real, Alfred gives them a really stern glare and thus everybody tells him that they believe in Santa even though they do not

Bruce: fully believed up until his parents died

Dick: fully believed up until Bruce tried to make him go out on patrol on Christmas Eve. Tried to argue that he couldn’t go out bc he might miss Santa and Bruce told him Santa isn’t real. Alfred was very mad. However dick tried to get Damian to believe (see below)

Jason: never believed in Santa

Tim: didn’t believe in Santa until he saw him die that one time.

Damian: had never heard of Santa until dick told him about it. But then he went on a rant about how there’s no way Santa could be real because no man without powers or technology could enter ever single international airspace without being shot down

Duke: believed up until he was 10 when his parents told him

Stephanie: never believed because her dad never made a big deal out of Christmas

Cass: had never heard about Santa until she joined the batfamily. She does believe he’s real as nobody wants to break it to her

#it’s not Christmas time but in my heart it’s always Christmas time #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #red robin #robin #red hood #nightwing #batfamily

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Christmas Wishlist

Damian: So, what are you getting me for Christmas?

Jason: Nice try, brat.

Jason: Actually, no, terrible try. What was that? Where’s the subtly? The cunning?

Damian: *shrugs*

Later

Steph: Just out of curiosity, were you expecting that to work? At all?

Damian: Not really, no.

Steph: Then why bother?

Damian: It’s all part of my plan.

Steph:

Damian:

Steph: Are you going to expound on that, or…

Later that week

Oracle: Robin, there’s a burglary taking place on 5th and Jefferson.

Nightwing: I’ll be there in like three minutes, Robin, just wait for me.

Robin: I have it handled.

Red Robin: Just wait for Nightwing, you dummy.

Robin: Unnecessary.

Spoiler: You’re going to make Nightwing sad.

Oracle: Or you’ll get hurt.

Spoiler: Yeah, or that.

Robin: Tt. I’ll be fine. “He will win who knows when to fight and when to fight harder.”

Red Hood: That is NOT how that quote goes.

Everyone:

Oracle: Hood, I thought you were in California this week.

Red Hood: I felt an insult to humanity preparing to take form.

More later

Cass: Did you tell Jason what you wanted for Christmas yet?

Damian: I’m working on it.

Several days after that

Tim: Why are you in my room?

Damian: You left the window open.

Tim:

Damian: The philosophers are very clear on what to do there.

Tim:

Damian, a little louder: When your enemy leaves their WINDOW open.

Tim: And are you achieving what you are hoping to achieve right now?

Damian: Unclear.

Tim: You know, you could always write a letter to Santa like a normal kid.

Damian: Absolutely not.

Tim: Yeah… Probably for the best, actually, considering past dealings and all…

Christmas Morning

Damian, opening his gift:

Dick: What’d Jason give you?

Damian: *proudly holds up a signed copy of The Art of War*

Tim: Okay, that’s got to be fake, right?

Everyone: *looks at Jason*

Jason, shrugging: The Flashes owed me a favor.

Bruce, eye twitching slightly: Do I have to send the time travel safety presentation out to everyone again?

Jason: Don’t worry, they already fixed the parts of the timeline they broke.

Bruce: *very lengthy sigh*

Damian: Thank you, Jason.

Jason: You’re welcome.

Jason: Now there will be no more murdering of quotes. You have no excuses.

Later

Damian: My plan worked.

Steph: And just asking was too hard because…

Damian: What’s the point of that? Where’s the cunning? The subtly?

#what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon #batfam #batkids #damian wayne #jason todd #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #tim drake #dick grayson #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #christmas #batchristmas #annoying bruce is the only valid pastime #robin #red hood #all the batkids are little chaos gremlins and you can’t convince me otherwise

[captainkirkk]

Everytime Batman and Red Hood see each other they end up shouting across the streets of Gotham emotional shit like JUST COME HOME SON and YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ANYMORE OLD MAN and it's just Not Subtle in the slightest

No one knows that Jason is an ex Robin so everyone comes to the very logical conclusion that the Red Hood is Batman's rebellious blood son that ran away from home to pursue a life of crime and they're not even fucking wrong

#dc #batfamily #batman #new villain in gotham: uhhh why is that crime lord not invited to the annual fuck batman party?? #seasoned villain: that's batman's boy #they had a falling out over all the murder. real sad. he didnt even go home for christmas...... #seasoned villain: anyone he'll probably end up crashing the party at 2am drunk off his ass and it's a toss up over whether he'll start #crying and make everyone uncomfortable #my posts #people trying to convince red hood to go home to the bats because maybe then batman will chill out for 5 seconds #when red hood didnt come home for christmas the whole city heard about kt #it #And batman was SCARY #more than normal #red hood PLEASE call your dad before he puts us in the hospital again

[twalxx]

#my art #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #royjay #merry christmas #I know it’s a little late but still

[dy3rs3v3]

...And Christmas For All!

With 4 suspiciously Metallica shaped Santas to celebrate ! 🎄

Pics by Ross Halfin

#lars also looking more like red riding hood tbh #silly boys #ho ho hos #lars doing the dio impression in the one is sending me i cant lie #metallica #james hetfield #lars ulrich #kirk hammett #jason newsted #80s #merry christmas

[theodorecanaryhood]

A Christmas story: The first Christmas

Jason Todd x GN reader! It’s their first Christmas together as a married couple

The Christmas lights were bright

Jason could’ve gone blind with how bright the lights were

He held your hand tight as he walked with you through the streets

You smiled when you remembered the few months before when it was summer

It was hot and Jason wore tank tops and shorts all the time

Now he walked with you, his cold fingers wrapped yours in a cold blanket

Jason never minded the cold, he tolerated it

Few stores in and you were nearly finished getting the presents

‘Damn it’ you muttered to yourself

You wandered through the aisles of the stores, seeing that Jason was gone

‘Lost my husband’ you smiled at an older lady

Jason saw something shiny and got distracted you thought to yourself

Jason stood with you again as he looked through the choice of whisky and gin

‘Bruce likes this one’ you said to Jason

Suggesting your husband buys his father a drink for Christmas

‘What do you think of this?’ You turned to find a different man

‘Jay?’ You called out

Jason was looking through the tree ornaments

You managed to get your husband for the third time after he’d wandered off

The drive back home was fun as Jason sung along to the Christmas songs on the radio

After wrapping all the gifts for yours and Jason’s family, Jason surprised you to a dinner

‘Dinner baby’ Jason smiled as he appeared in the doorway

You walked over and kissed your husband as you both walked into the dining room to eat together

Another Christmas done, but this was a special one as it was yours and Jason’s first as a married couple

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅

#red hood #gotham #red hood fanfiction #red hood x reader #red hood x you #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x you #jason todd #red hood christmas #jason todd christmas #red hood x gender neutral reader

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Toss me my keys.

[Christmas tree crashes next to Jason]

Jason: I said my KEYS!

Roy: I thought you said Christmas tree!

Jason: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?!

#source: vine #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing #tw christmas

[mylifeingotham]

Batfam on Christmas morning

Bruce- Okay kids open your presents one at a time

The batkids- *Literally sprints to the Christmas tree*

Jason- Here bro, a gift from me *hands Dick a present*

Dick- Aw thanks man *opens the present to reveal another layer*

Damian- Father, you got me a sword? *excited Damian noises*

Tim- A tracking device? Thanks Dad

Dick- *still unwrapping the gift Jason gave him*

Jason- Wow Bruce, a new gun? Thanks, I’ve been needing one ever since *somebody* threw my old one into an explosion

Damian- I did it and I’m not sorry, come at me Todd!

Jason- That sword is gonna be-

Alfred- Master Jason!

Dick- *still unwrapping* Jason how many layers did you put?

Jason- Bruce, you should open the present we got you

Bruce- You guys got me a gift? You didn’t need to. *opens the present to reveal a framed family picture* Thanks kids. *happy batman noises*

Dick- *finally reaches the end of the present* Okay- you- got - me a - a flying Graysons poster? Thanks dude

Damian- I expect you all got Titus a gift too?

Batfam- *not wanting to die* Totally

Cut to an hour later- *Damian trying to fight off Tim from putting a tracking device on him with his new sword*

*Jason is testing out his new gun by putting an apple on Dick’s head and shooting at him*

*Bruce and Alfred watching them*

Bruce- Here’s a present Alfred

Alfred- You really didn’t need to Master Bruce

*Alfred unwraps it and reveals it to be a shotgun*

Alfred- Thank you Master Bruce! Just what I’ve been looking for

Bruce- Alfred, please don’t kill anyone with it

Alfred- I won’t *smirk*

#gotham #robin #arkham riddler #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne al ghul #dc riddler #gotham riddler #joker #riddler #alfred pennyworth #christmas #christmas morning #batfam #richard grayson #red hood #dc robin #batman and robin #dick grayson #jason todd #red robin #tim drake wayne #tim drake #damian wayne

[boshra18adabi]

An old photo of bat family

#dc #dc batman #robin #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #batman #jayson todd #red robin #tim drake #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #marry christmas

[arrowmaker15]

You get two today

Dick: Merry Christmas!

Jason: Shut up.

Tim: Let's open the presents.

(that night, in the Batcave)

Batman: Remember, on Christmas criminals and villains are even more dangerous because they are motivated and because villains have seasonal plans. Any questions?

Red Hood: Nope.

Spoiler: Nah.

Nightwing: Just one. What's the best gift you got today and who is it from? I'll go first; yoga pants from Babs!

Spoiler: A year of free access to a gym close to my college. From Jason.

Red Hood: A new set of guns. Red with purple coloring going along it in a line. From Steph.

Red Robin: Coffee mug with a Red Robins logo. The store, not me. From Connor.

Signal: ...a flashlight with my logo attached to the front to make my symbol on the wall... From Jay.

Orphan: Sharper batarangs. Dad.

Robin: A new collar for Goliath. From Drake.

Oracle, from the screen: A new baton for my wheelchair. Jason, obviously.

Batman:...a box of my favorite tea. Cass.

Alfred: My recently acquired "World's Greatest Grandad" sweater. All of you.

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #stephanie brown #jaysteph #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #duke thomas #christmas #Merry late Christmas #didn't wanna post yesterday #this was weak #batman #red hood #nightwing #dick grayson #red robin #the signal #oracle #barbara gordon #orphan #cassandra cain #spoiler #timkon #robin