( Sounds of pencils doodling, students talking )
Part 5
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Mr Garrison: Okay yall, any questions?
?: Craig is drawing
Craig: What-
Mr Garrison: Sigh Let me see
Craig: That was literally a few minutes ago, I've already stopped
Mr Garrison: I don't care, give me your notebook Craig.
Craig: ( Damned snitch... )
Mr Garrison: What did you say??
Craig: Nothing
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Mr Garrison: …
Craig: ...
Mr Garrison: ... Okay Craig I ain't going to deal with your today, go see Mr Mackey- DID YOU JUST FLIP ME OFF??
Craig: No
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Mr Garrison: GET OUT OF HERE.
Craig: Ok
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I need to stop doing these things, when father Maxi finds out he's going to throw me out the window.
?: ..H...Hey
Craig: ...What?
?: Are you in trouble too?
Craig: Yeah, I was distracted in class
?: With what?
Craig: Personal Stuff
?: I s...se...see
Craig: What about you? What did you do?
?: Hahah, s...so...some atrocities, w-with my... pals
Craig: ... You don't seem like a bad guy
?: I'm not
?: But m-make no m...mis...mistake, I'm t-tough
Craig: … Okay, okay, I believe in you
Jimmy: I'm Ji...Jimmy, what about you? S-Sorry, I've seen you a few times, but I don't think w...we ever got to t-t..talk, right?
Craig: Yeah, I'm Craig
Jimmy: It's good to meet you C...Craig, wa...wanna do something cool?
Craig: ...Huh
Jimmy: D-Do you want to escape school wi...with ...me? I don't feel like going to detention today
Craig: ... You're kinda nuts, Jimmy
Craig: ...
Jimmy: ...
Craig: ...
Jimmy: ...
Craig: Okay, I'm in
Jimmy: :D
Jimmy: But first, c-can you do me a f...favor?
Craig: Ok?
Jimmy: C...Can you get those things on the flo...flo...floor for m-me?
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I've never noticed how agonizing being hidden is, this wardrobe is pretty small… I wonder what Craig is doing now
At least I'm safe, It's good not to be in danger, at least not as much as before, at least I'm... Free
... I wouldn't be sure about that
Tweek: ... What-
?: Greetings Tweak
Tweek: … HOW... THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE??-
?: Speak softly, in case you want to stay there like a frightened rodent hiding inside a hole
Tweek: ..AGH!- G...Go away!, I already told you I don't want n-nothing to do with you guys anymore!...
?: I know, I remember you're a coward
Tweek: ...I'm not a coward, I'm just not going to let these guys go back to using me the same way they're using you and others
?: I'm not being used, I'm just following the rules, you should do the same, we were all doing so well until you escaped and threw it all down the drain
Tweek: All I've done is get out of the place that hurts me, and another, you're no punisher! I don't care about dumb spells, I don't want to be a part of it anymore, I finally had the chance to have a better life, not normally, but at least happier
?: I feel sorry for you, you really think you've finally got control of something
Tweek: ... What do you mean
?: Mccormick thought he could have a normal life too, he really thought, you know what happened to him, don't you?
Tweek: ...
?: Do you recognize the jacket you're wearing right now?
...
?: ...
?: Now you don't want it anymore
Tweek: Why are you doing this to me?
Tweek: I'm not doing this to hurt anyone, I just want to have a happy life, we were friends before, Red
Red: Don't try to be my friend now, and your life is over, it's not my problem if you're a traitor.
Red: You still have a chance to patch things up, if we're really friends, think about it
Jimmy: This was easier than I ...t..t..thought!
Craig: Hey man, like, thanks, you saved my life
Jimmy: You are welcome! That was f-fun, I know a lot of shortcuts, and thank you for... h-helping me jump o...over the wall
Craig: No problem
Jimmy: So, where are you g...going now?
Craig: Home
Jimmy: That's cool! I'm going to tell my gang not to mess with you, we're friends now Craig
Craig: Okay, uh… Wait, what the hell do you mean gang, where you're going?
Jimmy: Going to m..mess ar...around! ;D
Craig: I'm getting scared of you Jimmy, I'm gonna kick your crutch
Jimmy: Please don't
Craig: Ok
Jimmy: B...B..Byeee! See you t...tomo...tomorrow!
Craig: Bye
Craig: ... I'm home
Craig: ...
Craig: Tweek?
Craig: I left school early, you can get out of there if you want to
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Craig: ...You can talk to me if you need to, I'll be out here
Red: Mccormick, can you hear me?
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Red: That coward really got on my nerves, I don't want to waste time
Red: ...
Red: There you are
Red: I don't need your filthy coat anymore, you can take it back if you want
Red: How do you feel now?
Kenny: Mhhpr mhhrp
Red: I didn't understand a word.
Red: ...
Red: … You look like an Inuit *sigh*
Red: Anyways, it's getting dark, let's go back to the barn, where the hell is Kevin?
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FINALLY
DEAD? Park!
Part 2
Kenny: (Am I really just going crazy?)
Kenny: (Is Pip really meant to be dead?)
Kenny: (What am I-)
Mr. Garrison: Okay class I have an announcement to make!
Kenny: (Hm?)
Mr. Garrison: Its a new student! Two new students in one day how lovely! Pip isnt really new but who gives a shit I dont get paid enough for any of this!!
Mr. Garrison: Say hello to,
Mr. Garrison: Herbert Pocket! Or just call him Pocket or whatever.
Mr. Garrison: Treat him with respect and such. Dont bully him too bad or we'll have another Pip. And another thing-
Pip: HERBERT WHAT THE BLOODY HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG TO GET HERE?!
Pocket: OH PHILLIP I DIDNT EVEN SEE YOU!!
Damien: Ughhhhhhhh do NOT start with this...
Pocket: Come here Phillip!! Here here here!!
Pip: Herberrtttttttt
Pocket: Philliiipppppp
Mr. Garrison: What the hell is going on here?
Damien: Its some stupid shit. Back in England or whatever they got real close. *Muttered death threats directed to Pocket* They started calling each other-
Pip and Pocket: BESTEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST MATES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Craig: Thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard.
Cartman: And the gayest like wtf.
Damien: They get it.
Pip: Now be quiet Damien or I will not marry you.
Damien: You wouldnt do that. You know whats on the line.
Pocket: You shut your goddamn arse, demonspawn! Anywho! Me and Phillip do everything together! If it was up to me we would have disregarded Damien!
Damien: Fuck. You.
Pip: Now now boys you stop!
Butters: Uh.. You okay over there Kenny? I know these fellers are a little wierd but-
Kenny: Hepatitis b...
People in hearing range: What.
Kenny: POCKET DIED OF HEPATITIS B
Everyone: .....
Pocket: ...
Pip: ...How very dare you!!!! Yes he got it but that doesnt mean he died!!
Pocket: Hes called me a slag Phillip... Im a slag...!
Pip: You are no slag mate! He is!!
Pip: How could you say something so disrespectful to my Herbert you minging tosser!!? Look at his face. How could you go on and call this sweet innocent face a SLAG just because he caught hepatitis b ONCE?!!?!
Clyde: Whats a slag?
Damien: Whore.
Clyde: Thats mean!
Craig: No. He wasnt calling you a whore. Slag means whore you whore.
Clyde: Thats mean!!
Cartman: Kihnny how could stoop so low as to call the new kid a whore?
Kyle: Cartman youre a fatass hypocrite. Kenny why did you say that?
Pip: He said I died as well. I dont quite understand him. The cheese eating surrender monkey.
Red: Kennys wishing death on the new kids?
Craig: I couldnt care less. Still though it gives me an excuse to flip him off.
Butters: Now now im sure Kenny had a good reason! Kenny give everyone your reason!
Cartman: Its cuz he dies all the time and now hes jealous.
Damien: Oh yeah.
Stan: Shut up Cartman. And Damien I guess.
Clyde: He doesnt have a reason! Hes just a... A freak!
Craig: Yeah a freak!
Cartman: Now now you guys. Kennys not a freak hes a weird ass whore.
Damien: That also works.
Red: Why would you just say someone died?
Clyde: Imagine someone walking up to your face and saying you died.
Pip: We dont have to! He actually did!
Pocket: Hes crazy and absolutely rude!
Butters: Kenny im kinda agreein with those fellers. Yer kinda bein a bitch right about now. Kenny....? Ken...? You.. You okay...?
Kenny: ......
Guess who managed to do it before the year eneded? THIS GUY
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