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annoyingvoidzombie · 9 months
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Henry before the closet scene: okay it's just a stupid crush, it will go away
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Henry after the closet: oh yeah, I'm totally in love, oh bloody hell.. and now .. I've got his number, Christ!
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RWRB Incorrect Quotes
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daddiesdrarryy · 8 months
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Remus: What—what the hell is this? Did you…with Reg? Regulus? Fuck!
James: Moony! Breathe!
Remus: Don’t you tell me what to do, Prongs. How long has this been going on?
James: Since New Year’s.
Remus: Oh, Merlin! And who knows about this?
James: Literally no one but you. And Peter.
Regulus: And Barty and Evan.
James: Right, and Lily.
Regulus: Oh, and I told Pandora.
James: Aw, I didn’t know that.
Regulus: Yeah, she was really happy for us.
James: Oh, I can’t wait to see her again. She’s really—
Remus: Okay! Shut up, okay? The both of you! I need to think.
James: Please don’t tell Pads!
Remus: Seriously?
James: I haven’t told him yet!
Remus: Oh, gee, James! I’m sorry to interrupt your process of you fondling with Sirius’s dearest brother, but you’re the one who decided to put your dick into the only heir left of the Black family!
Regulus: Technically, if my parents find out I slept with James, I’d be disowned anyway—
Remus: Not talking to you, Reg!
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northlt · 9 months
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“Henry fell first”
“No Alex fell first-“
Stfu they both literally fell together into a $75000 wedding cake
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elorberryart · 9 months
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… someone on discord told me to draw alex in that shirt… i had to draw henry as well
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simsim54 · 10 days
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alex: am i straight? henry: i hope not june: not since henry came along nora: nope pez: no bea: definitely not alex:.. i meant my parking everyone: henry: still no
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vanehm12 · 9 months
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The star of the movie is finally here.
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annabellelupin · 9 months
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Almost everyone: we know you're dating the prince of wales
Alex: what how'd you figure it out?????
Also Alex like 3 times a day for the last six months: I gotta go uhhh cancel literally every plan i have for the next five days to go see Henry for..... appearance reasons...... and we'll need at least twelve hours alone while im visiting... why??? *sweats nervously* ahahaha no reason we will definitely not be fucking if that's what you're suggesting- who said anything about me and Henry actually liking each other????? *laughs nervously*
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bisexual-cowboye · 9 months
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Shaan: this is your man ?
Henry: yeah
Shaan: look at him
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Henry: that’s mine
Henry: and imma stick beside him
Shaan: and that’s-that’s what you’re gonna settle for?
Henry: I’m gonna stick beside him🥰
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hi-im-august · 9 months
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Alex, staring at Henry: ahh. My rival (affectionate)
Henry, glaring at Alex: ahh. My crush (derogatory)
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(Maverick and Iceman have just been found out as a couple and been reported to navy officials) Iceman(answering the phone):...Hello? Maverick: Baby... Iceman: Maverick, oh my God. Are you alright? Maverick: I'm hanging in there. Are you okay? Iceman: No, no I'm not okay. Maverick: You know what? I'm coming to London tonight [where Ice is stationed]. Just hang on until I get there. We'll figure this out. Iceman: Hurry. Please. Maverick: I'll break the sound barrier for you.
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annoyingvoidzombie · 10 months
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Do you realise that Aug 10th (book timeline) is the one with:
"History huh? Bet we could make some"
And the movie literally comes out at Aug 11th, so yeah, they definitely knew what they're doing and history shall be made
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RWRB Incorrect Quotes
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daddiesdrarryy · 8 months
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Harry: Ugh, I can’t do this anymore! I want to see Draco! This summer feels like forever and I can’t see him since his parents don’t know we’re dating!
Ron: I know, Harry!
Harry: Draco’s so pretty, and smart. And you know, he does this thing when he’s worried. Furrows his eyebrows. It’s the cutest thing. Merlin, I miss him.
Ron: Oh my god! I just have to do everything around here.
Harry: What?
Ron, pulls out a phone and dials: Hi, Blaise, this is Ron. Look, I know we said we’d only use these Muggle phones in an emergency. Well, welcome to that emergency!
Harry: Ron, what are you—
Ron: I got The Boy Who Lived in my house, mooing over your best friend like a cow in labour. He’s been doing that all summer!
Harry: Ron—
Ron: And I’m not gonna get any homework done until you put these two lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another.
Ron: I don’t care what his parents have to say about it. I want you to march your skinny, perfect arse over to the Malfoy Manor, hand Draco your phone, or so help me, Merlin, you will never see me naked again.
Harry: Wait, what?
Ron: I thought you might me it my way. Yes, I’ll wait.
Ron: You might be lousy at keeping secrets, Harry, but I’m not.
Harry: Ron, I could kiss you!
Ron: You’re my best friend, but touch me and die, Harry.
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watchyourbuck · 8 months
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*the team watching rwrb on the firehouse tv*
Bobby: wow, two kids in love… one blonde and one brunette…
Hen: I wonder…
Chimney: who that reminds us of…
Eddie: *completely oblivious*
Eddie: … huh, I wanna do that but like, with a girl, cuz I’m like
Eddie: suuper straight
Buck: *grunts in desperate bisexual*
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arand0mdutchgirl · 9 months
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Red white and Royal blue text posts part 2
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Fanfics written by me with this vibe; "no one will ever hurt you again", "how could i?" And "you deserve the same love you give to others" by ARandomDutchgirl on ao3
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