do not put salted sunflower seeds in front of me, i'll just end up eating the whole package in one sitting and feel sick afterwards
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ate day old mango and now my stomach hurts im not making it
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tha post nut clarity hitting different man
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Me 40 minutes before my video therapy appointment (first one): I'm gonna move this teddy bear so it's not in the background of my camera that'd be embarassing
Me 2 minutes before my video therapy appointment: I am so fucking anxious I am going to hug this ancient beaten up Bambi plushie and I don't care who sees
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lads who the actual fuck let me think i could do dcg for the leaving without doing tech graif for the junior cert
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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
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Rose being one of Hob’s students though. Imagine her seeing him and dream together, holding hands on the street one day and she’s like “Dream? what are you doing with my professor?” and Hob’s like “what, hold on, Rose you know him?” and Rose says, “I’m his grandniece how do you know him?” and Hob replies, “uh- we first met in 1389 and recently got together. Wait you’re his grandniece?” He turns to his lover, “Dream you didn’t tell me you had a grandniece?”
Dream closes his eyes and briefly considers disappearing into a swirl of sand on spot.
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I also dabble in the vashmeryl.
Dense Meryl is another favorite of mine yes.
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Every time I see a fledging, I just think that they are internally screaming about how they dont know where the hell they are, and why the fuck did they jump out of the nest, how do they feed themselves, how to get up....there....what are all these new noises, why its so hot, why its so cold, how do you take care of yourself, what are these new dangly bits, why do you look like this right now, why do you sound like this right now, why does everyone else look like they got their shit together and just, overall regretting everything, and all your life choices.
Fledglings. The symbol of the anxiety of "How the fuck do you adult??"
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