Regulus: *going into the Gryffindor common room for the first time* so this is where dignity comes to die
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regulus: would you like a bite of my peanut butter sandwich?
snape: you know im allergic!
regulus: that's the point
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Remus: okay James, you need to stay away from Regulus tonight
Peter: Sirius can’t be suspicious
James: okay i will
*at the party*
James, smiling: Reggie!
Peter: he didn’t even last a second
Remus: absolutely pathetic
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[texting]
Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU AND MY BROTHER??
James: WE’RE FUCKING
James: GETTING [not delivered]
James: DRINKS [not delivered]
Sirius: IM SORRY WHAT
James: WAIT [not delivered]
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST STARTED
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James: *staring lovingly at Regulus* I would literally die for you.
Regulus: *walking away, trying to hide his blush* Then fucking do it, Potter.
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Regulus, absolutely pissed: I love James so much
Regulus: like, I really love him
Regulus: he’s perfect in every way
Regulus: just don’t tell him, ok?
James, smiling adoringly: sure love, I won’t tell him
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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.
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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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regulus: you read my diary!
evan: i didn't know it was your diary! i just thought it was a super depressing handwritten book
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“You know now that Regulus isn’t an asshole it’s getting harder to ignore the other thing.”
Lily simply raised an eyebrow. “What other thing?”
James sighed, waving his hand in the air. “You know. The thing we all know but can’t say in front of Sirius.”
As Lily connects the dots, a slow smirk appears on her face. “Is the thing that Regulus Black is good looking?”
James scoffs. “He’s not just good looking. He’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever laid eyes on - the way his hair falls in perfectly styled curls, his inquisitive eyes hiding so much knowledge -
Lily rolls her eyes. “Okay lover boy. I’m beginning to see why we didn’t work out.”
But James doesn’t stop. He’s on a roll. “I love it when he says my name. Even when he’s annoyed with me - “
“Is that so Potter?”
James jerks up in his seat, hitting his leg on the table in his haste.
He feels himself blush as he meets amused grey eyes. Lily is cackling in the background.
“So.. How much of that did you hear?” James asks, aiming for subtle and missing it by miles.
Regulus smirks. “Enough to know that apparently everyone should find me hot.”
James groans loudly, burying his face in his hands.
“Is there any way you can forget I said that?”
Regulus leans in and smirks - a very dangerous expression on him that James should not find as hot as he does.
“Only if you forget that I think everyone should think you’re hot too.”
And oh -
Well. What Sirius didn’t know couldn’t hurt him.
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