If you think for a moment that I’m not completely delulu this is just a reminder that I, an adult in a happy and functional relationship, am in love with a dead and potentially evil fictional character barely mentioned in the canon of a series I’ve never finished reading by an author who I despise and picture him as a huge actor who other delusional people chose.
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers
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James: We need to talk about your mental health.
Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.
James:
Regulus:
James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-
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Reg, reading at 1am, with James' head in his lap, idly playing with his hair with one hand.
Reg looking down at him and smiling so softly at how peaceful he looks.
Reg thinking James is asleep.
Reg whispering for the first time "I love you."
Reg's heart fluttering when there's a sleepy mumble of "I love you too" below him.
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Tbh, if James and Regulus were in a secret relationship or a friends with benefits thing, I don’t think James would mind it. People not knowing? Exciting. Best friends little brother? Scandalous. But the fact that Regulus Black wants to keep him all to himself? James would be giggling and kicking his goddamn feet girl he’d feel so special—
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Mer Reg :D
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yknow i always see people saying "regulus and james are so 'black cat/golden retriever' coded" and while i wholeheartedly agree, i raise you this: black cat/orange cat
james potter absolutely has the energy and personality of an orange cat and i cannot be convinced otherwise
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Sirius "dogfather" Black
Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin
James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter
Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black
Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch
Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier
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James: I don't believe in never
Regulus: I don't believe in always
Barty: well, opposites attract
Regulus: never.
James: always.
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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.
12 years old James: You're cute.
*6 YEARS LATER*
Regulus: I hate you.
James: Love you too.
That's it.
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Please for the love of GOD someone ship me with Reggie
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James: How do Evan and Barty usually get out of these messes?
Regulus: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Jegulus
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Regulus: I don't deserve your love.
James: No, Reg, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!
Regulus: You know that's not true, Pott-
James: You can only accept mine, though.
Regulus:
James: I get jealous easily.
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
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