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chrollohearttags · 10 months

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So I stumbled across your blog earlier and you have TASTE fren! Your fics are always so great! But i also wanted to drop this bug in your ear: We’ve seen farmer/cowboy Reiner. But what about ✨Professor✨ Reiner? Hear me out! He teaches either Biology or Anatomy and Physiology for nursing/med students, something that’s very detailed and nuanced. He’s not normally a harsh grader but when he notices that you, his favorite student, is getting distracted by something, he decides to give you a hands-on🤭 lesson to help you bring your grade back up

omg hey love!! welcome, I’m so glad you found it! I appreciate the love 🫶🏾 and this gem right here cause lawddd! What?? Professor Reiner?? This might just awaken something in me (including a very bad kink) but I got you:

content warning: black!fem reader, 4 year age gap, plus size coded, (also really nerdy), classroom sex, fingering, pet names (pretty girl, love, sweetheart, sir), praise kink, reiner being so unintentionally hot (god help me), squirting, cum shot

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professor!reiner, the late-twenty something instructor who taught anatomy at the local college was by far your favorite instructor on campus.

professor!reiner, who struggled a bit with social anxiety preferred smaller classrooms settings but it never shrunk his desire to spread his knowledge. Earning a masters in anatomy and a minor in pathology was always fascinated with medicine and wanted to help others reach their dreams.

professor!reiner, who first spotted you in his night course was instantaneously smitten. Not so much romantically at first but because you reminded him so much of himself as a scholar. Shy, reserved and not one to stand out in the crowd. Causing him to keep a watchful eye on you.

professor!reiner, always dressed in his designer button downs, gold wristwatch, wire rimmed glasses and khakis looked more and more handsome every time you saw him. He had such a soothing aura about him. From that deep voice to his gentle teaching style; always ensuring that his students had a safe space to learn. Whether they were a freshly eighteen year old kid navigating the world and college life or the single mother who’s trying to go back to school to better herself. He applied the same amount of grace and attentiveness to everyone. But it was something about you that had him much more involved…

professor!reiner, who always made it his mission to praise your efforts and how intelligent you were, noticed a dip in your grades after your last test became extremely concerned.

“Miss (L/N). Would you mind staying after class? I don’t want to take up too much of your time but I’d like to discuss your most recent test if you don’t mind.”

professor!reiner,who had his sleeves rolled up, sat on the side of his desk holding a sheet of paper with a red circle and the number ‘46’ inside of it. He’d pinch the bridge of his nice and push his glasses up to his forehead.

“Miss (L/N), I have to say..this isn’t like you at all. You’re normally the top student in my class. Also, you’ve been spacing out, falling asleep during my lectures. Is something going on? You can talk to me..”

(Y/N), who had actually been toiling with something for about a month now was hesitant to tell him what exactly was going on. Out of fear that he’d be disappointed. But eventually came clean..confessing that you had been cheated on; which was even more so sad considering the fact that it wasn’t even an official relationship. Thus leaving you in a slump, in many ways. Not taking care of yourself the way you used to, lacking motivation in your classes and everything.

“I guess you could say I just haven’t felt like myself. I know it’s pretty stupid and definitely no excuse. I apologize, Mr. Braun. I’ll try harder.”

professor!reiner, who was livid seeing you in this state. Knowing that someone had hurt one of his students and one of the most beautiful women he’d ever seen.

professor!reiner, who took your hand and caressed it instantly made you feel at ease. Letting you know it was okay to feel that way after such a betrayal and that this guy didn’t deserve you whatsoever. That it also wasn’t worth squandering your bright future over..he hated seeing you in this state. So much so, he offered to show you better..

“Pretty girl like you shouldn’t be sitting around crying over someone so stupid. You should refocus your energy.” “I’m trying..I just can’t seem to clear my head. Can you help me?”

professor!reiner, who knew exactly what you needed planned to make that pretty little mind go completely blank when he waved you over with two fingers to sit atop his desk.

professor!reiner, who you were insanely attracted to, made your heart (and other things) thump the closer you got. “No need to be nervous, it’s just us.”

professor!reiner, admiring your beautiful figure decided to trace a hand up your exposed thigh and arm, gently biting at his lower lip. And you didn’t bother to stop him because this felt like a dream. Even parting your legs a little wider on instinct.

I feel like I know exactly what you need…” mouthing as he leaned up to your ear, kissing around your lobe..making your legs quiver.

professor!reiner, who was proficient in more than science decided to help you reset you mind by letting you ride his fingers. Snatching your top down to show your breasts and massaged your nipples before sucking them. All while shoving his fingers into your panties.

“You’re soaking, sweetheart…is this all for me?” “Would it be wrong if I said you make this happen all the time?”

professor!reiner couldn’t wait to give you what it was that you were missing, unsheathed his cock and began to stroke it while still working you around on his digits. Telling you to move closer so that you could swirl your tongues around each others mouths. To only shortly thereafter, impale you on his dick. Ten times bigger than your so called ex.

professor!reiner, who couldn’t stop grunting into your ear as his head rested on your back, bouncing you up and down as you clawed at the desk.

“God, you feel amazing, love…f-feels so goddamn warm inside of you. You’re too good to be crying over him..he’d never know what to do with you, baby..” placing kisses down the curvature of your spine.

professor!reiner tried not to do too much but couldn’t help himself to bend you over and give you the best backshots you’d ever had..

“Like that, sweetheart? Is that your spot? You’re creaming so nicely..” “Yes, right there! Thank you, sir!”

professor!reiner couldn’t last much longer when you uttered that name, ushering you to your knees to bust his nut all over your beautiful face. Swiping a thumb along your lips as you licked them.

“How’re feeling, pretty girl? Think you can focus now?” “Yes sir, much better.”

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theragethatisdesire · 10 months

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Hey there, asking not quite anonymously: fic-d here (can‘t ask with my main, u know)

let‘s hear some spicy headcanons, i am always down for that.

How would they react when you tell them about that threesome fantasy you had for quite some time. i want to know what name crosses their minds - who wouldn‘t they mind sharing you with? are they bi or bi-curious and if yes, who have they fantasised about?

and what position would totally make them lose their mind?

I leave the choice of who you write about to you.

FICD god u saved me i thought i was actually going to go have to pack my shit (i literally leave europe after 5 weeks tmrw haven't packed a thing)

so.....i'm gonna do a couple of the boys just bc i have my thoughts for each of them

nsfw after the cut

Jean - so jean to me is 100% bicurious. like not full-on bi, but would def fool around with a guy in a 3some situation. he's very situational though. it would have to be your idea, and i genuinely don't think he could do it if you were HIS girlfriend. but if you and eren approached him, for example, and he saw just how needy you are for him, how your eyes light up when his protests start to dwindle, he'd be putty in your hands. would absolutely let eren pull him in for a rough kiss while they're both inside you. has absolutely never fantasized about this exact thing before.

Reiner - reiner i don't see as being bi-curious, but moreso a giant simp who can't say no to you. he's insecure, sure, but he's more interested in watching his precious little princess take two cocks at once, amused by how greedy you always are, crying that it's "too much! too much!" but always wanting more. could only see an eren x reiner threesome if it was the same as the jean situation, but porco??? it takes you 30 seconds to talk him into it. reiner might not have it in him to be full-on mean to you the way you want, but he knows porco's capable of it, and he's more than happy to watch.

Eren - eren is sort of a wild card. he'd either be way too possessive to go for it, but with the right person (i picture him so much with jean its unreal) he can be convinced. he's not good at telling you no, and he's secure enough in your relationship to watch you beg for another man and know at the end of the day, everything between your legs is his. is absolutely shocked at how hot he finds it watching you and another man together, completely loses his impulse control and starts jerking the other guy off until he cums on your face or suddenly starts making out with him. refuses to elaborate on it when you question him later.

#rage.rambles #ficd.moot #thanks for this submission bestie bc erejean threesomes take up 80% of my brain #ask games #aot x reader #x reader #aot x reader headcanons #eren x reader #jean x reader #reiner braun x reader #eren jaeger x reader #jean kirschtein x reader

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aresphobic · 1 year

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more cowboy reiner bc WOW IM OBSESSED????

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quiveringdeer · 1 year

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alright now that's out the way, tending to my unfortunately scale afflicted monstera deliciosa had me thinking back to that first camera roll challenge I posted with Reiner.

The idea of him getting a little plant after a suggestion from his therapist. Something to livin up his apartment a bit and also that will require him to take care of but isn't as demanding in care as an animal. Which he just couldn't fathom being a caretaker for in his current mental state.

And so he gets that first little plant. Probably a pothos cause they're pretty forgiving no matter if you overwater, underwater, and have minimal sunlight.

And the plant is doin pretty good after he follows googled instructions on the proper size pot to start it off in considering how big the nursery pot was.

A couple weeks have gone by and he comes home to see two of the lower leaves turned yellow! Did this happen while he was gone? Has he not been paying enough attention? What does yellow leaves mean? Has he killed it already? He's spiraling and immediately texting Bert and Pieck in their group chat. The one without Porco and Annie cause sometimes you just need to surround yourself with nice, generally positive folks ok.

Pieck is reassuring him that she's sure his plant will be ok. As soon as Bert gets the texts he's googling the meaning of yellowing leaves. Something Reiner would've done if he wasn't currently spiraling in worry and fret after not even being able to keep one little plant alive more than a month. Is he really so awful? Why do these bad things keep happening to him? Obviously he probably deserves it but now he's feeling guilty that this innocent plant got caught in the crossfire of his shitty life!

Bert:

Bert: Looks like too much water, maybe. Is the soil soggy?

Reiner goes to check and well, soggy would be a strong word to use...but yeah it's soggy.

Rei: I killed my plant with water. I thought that was impossible? Aren't they supposed to be immune? 😣

Bert: I think that's just in Pokémon. And not necessarily immune, more like, resistant.

Rei: 😞😞😞😞

Rei: can't even keep track of what's real or fake anymore

Pieck: what is really "real" anyway?

Rei: 🙁😟😓

Bert: If the soil is extremely saturated, it says best course of action is to repot it.

Pieck: i can bring you a new pot and some soil reiner!

Rei: I'd appreciate that Pieck. But what if I just keep fucking up? Maybe you should just take the plant back to your place.

Pieck: you've got this reiner! lots of new plant parents tend to overlove their new plants with watering its all about balance

Pieck: pock's gonna bring me over soon!

Pieck: he won't be staying but he says hi!

To which Reiner is grateful cause that's the last thing he needed right now. And he doubted Porco actually told Pieck to tell him hi. But before he could figure out how to respond to that Bert responds.

Bert: I can come over after work too.

Rei: Thanks. Both of you. 💙

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Alright that turned into not what I had planned but anywho,

Eventually Rei ends up finding that balance of nurturing and letting it be, focusing on other things instead, like his own personal health. And once he gets the hang of that, he adds a few more plants to his home and becomes an active member on one of those fb plant groups (Pieck invites him to some) and finds a really supportive group of friends in that community!

#welp this became something totally different than what i intended 😅#love when brains hijack my fingers #reiner braun #reiner headcanons #aot #aot meta #nat talks aot #pieck finger #bertholdt hoover #i just need rei in therapy and discovering that things can still be ok after setbacks #and that he isnt cursed or whatever and had worth as a person #whether he's keeping plants alive or being there for his friends and family or simply just existing to exist #more self induglent thoughts ig

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plutoccult · 5 months

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BRINGING THEM TO THANKSGIVING (PART TWO)

characters: reiner braun, bertholdt hoover, levi ackerman, erwin smith, and hange zoe (gender neutral pronouns for hange!)

description: headcanons on taking your favorite aot characters home to your family for thanksgiving.

read part one here

author’s note: hello! thank you for all the love on the first part of these headcanons. from my love all mine blowing up to also part one of the thanksgiving headcanons, i’m over the moon. i hope these headcanons are just as good, and happy (early) thanksgiving to those who celebrate! maybe i’ll do something christmas related in the future? in the meantime, i’m working on the next part of my haikyuu x the office au, and i hope more people will check it out! <3

REINER BRAUN:

— listen, i love this man, but he’s a mess. he wants to impress your family so bad! it’s so bad that he’s so in his head that he can’t even focus on having a good time. it’s not until you have a little talk with him in private and insist he let loose and try to have fun that he evades his overthinking head.

— despite his mess of a brain, he’s a total catch in the eyes of your grandmother and aunties. they think he’s a total HOTTIE! they can’t believe you bagged him, but at the same time are so impressed. you can’t help but roll your eyes at such comments while reiner has a hard time believing he’s that attractive.

— even if he’s not as tall as bertholdt, he’s still so tall, but has a better time navigating his stature as compared to his much taller best friend. your little cousins are quite amazed by his build, and he basically puts all the men in your family to shame in terms of muscle. good for you, honestly.

— at dinnertime, he feels more at ease and not as nervous when it came to making a good impression. he already left a positive mark on thanksgiving, and that mark continued throughout the rest of the night. everyone sure had no problem making sure that big boy was fed and was thrilled how much he loved everything. all in all, a success.

BERTHOLDT HOOVER:

— bertholdt is such a shy man!! my god!! he’s worse than reiner in terms of nervousness! no wonder they make such a great pair, they’re both wrecks. but bertholdt is sweaty, beet red mess when he walks through the door, and he can only pray no one notices and you don’t scold him for it (which you never would, but he can’t help but think you’ll do it anyway).

— he’s immediately overwhelmed by everyone greeting him all at once, a million words overlapping on another, and you have to tell everybody to call down and not scare him off right off the bat. bertholdt wouldn’t know what he’d do without you, really.

— honestly, take a shot every time someone mentions how tall bertholdt is. you’d be dead from alcohol poisoning before dinnertime, so don’t even try it. but seriously, everyone is so in awe of his height, it’s insane. you’re sometimes tempted to joke he’s not done yet growing just to make everyone sweat a little, but you don’t want to make your man even more flustered than he already is.

— unfortunately, bertholdt is too ridden with anxiety to properly eat his dinner, even if the small bites he ate were absolutely delicious. luckily for both of you, you get to take leftover plates home! the next day, he devoured his leftovers and ended up eating your plate too, but you weren’t mad. at least he enjoyed your family’s cooking in a place where he felt comfortable; at home with you.

LEVI ACKERMAN:

— you almost didn’t want to bring levi to thanksgiving. not because you didn’t want him to meet your family, but because he seemed so iffy on the subject of thanksgiving in the past. but, when you decided to take a chance and ask him about it, he was—much to your surprise—far more than willing to come along with you and even suggested the two of you bring a dish for the occasion (secretly because it was the one thing he could trust to eat).

— the two of you arrive, and you swore levi’s resting serial killer face would be the ultimate death of the holiday. your mother almost jumped when she opened the door and met levi’s piercing gaze, but was thankfully put at ease when he politely handed her the casserole he made with a soft smile. he was even nice enough to give her reheating instructions too. what a king.

— levi shockingly has a soft spot for children. you didn’t know that about him until now when you saw him cradling your baby niece in his arms with ease while she napped peacefully. the sight almost brought you to tears, seriously.

— even if levi didn’t have much of a family growing up, he could find solace in yours, secretly in his mind hoping he could always have things be this way. you were happy to see him happy, even if he had his own quirky ways of showing it, and you were so glad to have taken the leap to invite him to thanksgiving this year.

ERWIN SMITH:

— YOUR HONOR. i’m about to get oddly passionate about this for some reason, but hear me OUT. erwin is literally THEE man you want to bring home to meet your family. so serious. he’s every parent’s dream son-in-law. a father can only hope their child brings home someone like him, and luckily, you did!

— he’s such a charmer, oh my god. he just exudes bde, i’m not sorry (this is crazy coming from me, who was never a huge fan of erwin). he instantly wins over your family. you can’t even be shocked because he does this with every single person he meets, even you, who was swooned upon first meeting.

— he’s good with all the kids, just showing how more perfect he truly is, if that’s even humanly possible. everyone can’t stop talking about how awesome your man is, and you actually are proud of yourself for that. it’s about time you bagged an absolute 10 out of 10.

— when all is said and done, nobody wants him to go, they want him to stay forever! but don’t worry, he’ll come around for christmas, new year’s, and every other holiday after that.

HANGE ZOE:

— ah, my precious hange. they have their quirks, but that’s what makes them so wonderful, and that’s also why you fell for them in the first place. you can only hope your family falls for hange just like you did.

— honestly, hange just lights up the room. their presence has an instant effect on everyone, and some would argue the holiday for better once you two walked in together.

— i imagine hange talks about their inventions to your parents, showing examples of their previous work. it’s all impressive, really. you’ve got a real smarty pants on your hands, and your parents sure are happy about it! they’re just glad you’re not with someone who’s boring.

— they’re a total child at heart, not in a bad way. hange will play with the little ones as if they’re a kid themselves. they’ll even give out piggyback rides but with a little twist. the twist? bouncing around whilst a child is on their shoulders. thankfully, no one throws up.

— during dinner, hange probably thinks of good thanksgiving themed inventions and politely asks to write their ideas down on their phone since there’s a strict no phone rule at the dinner table. thankfully, your family can make an exception… as long as they’re mentioned in hange’s success story.

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kazutora-kurokawa · 2 months

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Poly Relationship w/ Baji, Chifuyu, and Kazutora

♡ SFW, pure fluff, fem reader, set in a timeline where Baji, Tora, and Fuyu own a petshop ♡

note: This was requested by @mirai-006, hope you enjoy 🩷 btw I separated the headcanons into sections because I kept having different ideas lol

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General HCs

💞 When you started working at the petshop, you weren't expecting to end up in a relationship with the owner, let alone all three of them

💞 Everyday is different with these idiots, I swear they share a singular brain cell

💞 They all have different love languages, so you end up with a lot of presents, food, and cuddles

💞 Expect stray cats to be brought home every week

💞 You and Kazutora feel like babysitters a lot of the time because Baji is wild and Chifuyu goes along with everything he says

💞 Kazutora is the clingiest and also the quietest

💞 Baji is for sure the loudest, he'll yell at the top of the lungs even when you're in the same room

💞 Chifuyu is the mediator, he likes to keep things peaceful but usually ends up arguing with Baji about something stupid

💞 You and Chifuyu take turns doing Kazutora and Baji's hair (wash day takes forever, not to mention having to re-dye Kazutora's hair)

💞 Baji says the dumbest shit ever and you all just look at him like huh? (Chifuyu tries to rationalize what he's saying but it never works 😭)

Motorcycle Rides

💞 You're the biggest passenger princess in the whole world

💞 They'll argue over who gets to drive you around and end up settling the disagreement by playing rock paper scissors (Baji always wins lol)

Movie Nights

💞 You take turns deciding what to watch

💞 If you end up watching a horror movie Fuyu and Tora will scream and accidentally toss popcorn on you and Baji

💞 Chifuyu loves romance movies, but Baji doesn't because they make him cry, especially if it's unrequited love

Cuddling

💞 Kazutora loves being little spoon, bonus points if you run your fingers through his hair

💞 Chifuyu is fine with being big or little spoon, he likes laying on your chest and listening to your heartbeat

💞 Baji is so hyperactive, he probably can't even hold still long enough to cuddle lol

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkitkats @happy-trenchcoated-impala @rinsprttyg @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyo revengers x reader #kazutora x reader #baji x reader #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu fluff #baji fluff #kazutora fluff

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aothotties · 6 months

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How they help you get over someone

So Rachel and I wrote some AOT headcanons and have decided to turn it into a little series. So here's part 1!

Word count: 570

Warnings: best friend!Eren, unprotected sex, basically Eren fucks you much better than your ex did.

Eren has been your friend for years and he has seen you go through heartbreak after heartbreak. He always comforts you when it goes wrong and he’s always the first person you call.

He warned you about this guy many times but you ignored him. And when shit hit the fan you were at his house crying in his arms, again.

“So I hate to be that guy, but, I told you so” he said as he rubbed your back while you sobbed.

In any other setting you would have gotten angry with him, but today you knew he was right and didn't have the strength to argue with him. You were in disbelief that everything didn't work out the way you planned and the only thing you could think was you'd never get over it this time.

You looked up at Eren and tried to ask “why does this keep happening to me”. But every time you tried to speak you cried even harder. He cupped your cheeks and looked you directly in the eye.

“Y/N, I'm so sorry this happened and you didn't deserve it. I know it all feels really shitty right now but I promise you’ll get over that loser in no time and you’ll be back to the bad bitch you truly are''

You chuckled at his statement and looked him directly in his green eyes. A warm feeling quickly washed over the both of you and his lips crashed onto yours and the moment intensified quickly.

Before you even had time to think, you both stripped naked and Eren crawled on top of you. He lifted your legs on his shoulders and slid his dick inside your dripping wet hole. He bottomed out and you moaned in response.

Eren began fucking you with deep long strokes. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head and you bit your bottom lip.

“I bet he never fucked you like this, huh?” he asked as he continued fucking into your soaking wet cunt.

You found it impossible to form words. Eren was right, he never fucked you like this, he didn't even have the range. You were a mess under him and the sight turned him on even more.

Eren pushed your knees to your chest and tears filled your eyes as you felt his tip brush your cervix. He showed your cunt no mercy and fucked into you harder.

Your vision blurred from the tears and your brain was cloudy. The only thing on your mind was how good Eren was fucking you. Your pussy began spasming around him causing him to moan.

“Ooo you're about to cum for me, baby?” he groaned as you came undone.

“Y-yes -fuck..E-ren”, you moaned as you reached your climax.

Eren didn't stop pounding into your cunt until you came for him 2 more times. He wanted you to be so fucked out that you’d forget about everyone who ever hurt you. Few more harsh thrusts and Eren emptied himself inside you, something you loved but your ex was never willing to do.

He rolled off you and pulled you close to him. He reached over and grabbed a blunt he had laying on his nightstand.

“You still sad about what's-his-name?” he asked as he lit the blunt. He took a long drag and passed it to you.

“Who?”, you responded as you took it from him.

#aot #aot x black reader #aot smut #aot x reader #aot scenarios #aot imagines #aot x female reader #eren yaeger x reader #eren yaeger smut #eren x reader #eren smut #eren x black fem!reader

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mamasbakeria · 7 months

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hey, what's your major again?

summary: my credible expert opinion on what the aot characters would study in university. what are my qualifications? the dozens of hours i’ve spent staring at my school’s program bulletin trying to figure out what i’m majoring in

genre | includes: headcanons, sfw, minor language, uninformed percy jackson reference (pls don't hate me if im wrong)

characters: eren jaeger, mikasa ackerman, armin arlert, sasha braus, jean kirschtein, connie springer, historia reiss, ymir, reiner braun, annie leonhardt

author’s note: had this in my drafts for months now. i just need to post it so it stops haunting me. might do the rest of the marleyans and vets in the future! lmk your thoughts, my only tumblr notifications are from p*rn bots, so i'd love to hear from real people lol. enjoy <3

eren: sociology and public policy, 4+1 program for a social work masters

there’s only so many times you can hear “you’re gonna be a doctor just like your dad” before you start to believe it. that’s why eren started out with biology on the premed track. the thing is, he really didn’t care for it. eren is really passionate about lessening equity gaps and is a firm believer in “if you want something done right, do it yourself”. this is why i see him making the switch to a double major in public policy and sociology. he wants to know about how society got to the point of perpetuating disparities so that he can fix them. but he also knows that the government fucking sucks and thinks its naive to expect policy change to be the only method of change. and like the maniac he is, eren is enrolled in a 4+1 program so he can get his master’s in social work when he’s done with his undergrad. he’s determined to graduate with both degrees in just 4 years though. rip his summers.

armin: international relations and military ethics, minor in communications or smth

everyone always says armin would study marine biology or oceanographic studies, but i honestly think that it’s a passion that he pursues on the side. he takes marine bio courses for his breadth requirements, but knows he’d end up hating the ocean if he spent the rest of his life studying it. he also strikes me as someone who would rather run buck naked into traffic than sit through multiple semesters of organic chemistry. armin was always a good public speaker, though, despite being a bit insecure. that’s why his speech and debate teacher during sophomore year of high school recommended model united nations to him. he was hooked after his first conference and now genuinely sees the path of international diplomacy as his calling. that’s why he’s majoring in international relations. his concentration in military ethics is something he tacks on in his junior year after taking some courses and publishing research with dr. erwin smith. he probably minors in communications because he can.

mikasa: forensic science

mikasa had no idea what she wanted to do when she started uni. she’s good at nearly everything. like never gotten a B in her life and is the student who the curve is based off of. but excelling in every environment you’re put in often means you don’t know what you’re best at. she knew deep down that she wanted to do something justice related like her childhood best friends did, but she’s no public speaker and has no interest in political reform. she was, however, emo in high school and heard a fair share of undertaker jokes at her expense. it wouldn’t hurt to look into right? as cool as the title sounds, morticians don’t make enough money for the job they have. fortunately enough, forensic pathologists do and mikasa looks good in a lab coat. she would never admit it to spare armin and eren’s feelings, but when they, as children, recreated the crime-solving shows mrs. jaeger always had on, mikasa always wanted to be the brains. so criminology and forensic science it is. (side note: she definitely joins the military and they pay for her education)

jean: structural engineering and industrial design with a minor in studio art

more than anything, jean wants to provide for his mom and knows he can’t guarantee a retirement of luxury for her as the freelance artist he wishes he could be. he’s decent at math when he tries and doesn’t hate physics, so he decided he’d give structural engineering a try for at least a semester or two. he wasn’t expecting to get much from it, to be honest. he had a plethora of backup plans waiting for his supposedly inevitable distaste for engineering, but he found that he didn’t hate it at all. someone once told jean that he had the makings of a great leader and he didn’t believe them until he started taking the lead on design projects and producing incredible results. his only qualm is that he just doesn’t get to be as creative as he wanted to be. that was easily rectified by an additional major in industrial design and a minor in studio art. he’s unbelievably busy, busier than he anticipated when he started his post-secondary journey, but he’s content and there’s nothing some extra coffee can’t solve.

sasha: environmental science and sustainability

sasha spent her childhood ankle-deep in mud and fighting her way through forest thickets without a compass. an upbringing like that doesn’t leave your spirit, no matter how far into the city you go for school. so sasha’s always been passively passionate about the environment. that passiveness became significantly more prominent when part of the woods she grew up in was cleared out to build an industrial complex. it was then that she started researching and writing petitions about preserving wildlife and making environmentally conscious decisions. her work actually got her the scholarship she’s on (because god knows it wasn’t her grades). and she genuinely loves what she does, so why wouldn’t she keep learning about it? the environmental science and sustainability program at the school is small, but tight-knit and known for churning out changemakers. sasha knows she’ll be one of them one day. just hide your plastic straws from her, okay?

connie: computer science and chinese

stick with me here okay? everyone expects connie to be a douchebag marketing major whose hardest assignments are graphing functions and making posters on photoshop, but he’s a lot more invested in his education than he looks. don’t get me wrong, connie has always struggled academically, but that’s because so much of early education is pre-determined. he performed way better when he could choose what courses he took. it’s kind of like percy jackson being dyslexic in english because he was wired to read in greek. connie can’t keep his eyes on a history textbook for shit, but will gladly sit in front of the c++ code on his pc for hours. he doesn’t even get mad when he realizes that he was missing a semicolon. connie loves how versatile of a future he could have with a compsci degree, because, let’s be real, he could never survive in a typical office environment. definitely takes a bunch of chinese classes and doesn’t realize that he has enough credits for it to be a minor until his second to last semester.

historia: political science with a minor in international relations and child development

historia is a lot like eren in the sense that she knows her time is best spent doing hands-on work in the fields she cares about. she realizes this sometime after reconnecting with her estranged father and volunteering at the orphanage she grew up in. but now that she’s publicly associated with a powerful political figure, historia doesn’t get to do what she wants, only what is expected of her. that’s how she ends up on the pre-law political science and public policy route. the nickname “ms. president” that connie and sasha give her only further reminds her that she’s heading down a path she never wanted for herself. after lots of encouragement from ymir, historia decided to take child development courses on the side. even if she doesn’t take on the full minor, she’s taking some classes she cares about. maybe she’ll find use for it someday. at the very least, it’s her first step in becoming the most selfish girl in the world.

ymir: data science and business management

ymir is smart. much smarter than she presents herself to be, almost as a form of protection. nobody expects much of someone who is aloof, so it makes it easy to slip through the cracks to remain safe and comfortable in the shadows. business management is notoriously low commitment and easy to skate by with. guaranteed internships, post-graduate employment, and so on. To anyone who doesn’t know ymir well, it’s perfect. but they have her mistaken, ymir will do as little as possible to go as far as possible. sure, she can live comfortably with a business degree, but it could be better with a little bit of data science in her arsenal. she’s intelligent enough to pick up on it, and determined enough to make it her bitch. yeah, academia is a money-sucking pipeline into the capitalist hellscape, she doesn’t believe in it yada yada, but at the end of the day, ymir’s gonna get the bag. so what if she’s gotta sleep through some stats classes to get it?

reiner: behavioral economics

reiner’s mother had convinced him his whole life that getting a high paying job would fix their lives and bring his father back. believing “perfect grades lead to a perfect life” made high school tough for reiner; gifted kid burnout is no joke. it really messed him up. he wasn’t sure if he could withstand the pressures of university, but here he is. reiner was never allowed a therapist, so he figured pursuing psychology would, at the very least, give him some answers and be a good pathway to a medical degree. he loved getting to understand how people work and why they act the way they do, but something was missing. he found out what it was when a guest lecturer spoke in his economics class. he knew making the switch would be risky, it’s a new field and his current career options are really only research, academia, or government, but the interdisciplinary study of behavioral economics is calling reiner’s name.

annie: biomedical engineering and kinesiology

annie’s entire life revolved around her father, including the injury he was never able to heal from. the one she gave him. he’s claimed to be over it, she’s forgiven, but annie will never feel like she’s earned that forgiveness until she gets rid of the problem entirely. how is she going to do that exactly? with biomedical engineering. she has years of hell in front of her, especially with her concentration on biomechanics, but she doesn’t care. annie will throw herself into her work to get the results she wants. she takes the highest amount of credits possible every semester so she can graduate early. you’ll most likely find her chained to a study cubicle at the library at all hours of the day and running on 2 hours of sleep, but it doesn’t faze her. she tacks on a minor in kinesiology because it makes sense and she had most of the credits for it anyway. and as if it couldn’t get worse, she probably TAs for a thermodynamics course or something crazy like that.

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spiteless-xo · 10 months

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Please more filthy porco headcanons, the filthy and raunchiest brain rot, I crave porco content D:

anon u are disgusting................................................ i love it 💗

╰┈➤ general nsfw headcanons - aot.

ft. porco.

cw. 18+ content, gender-neutral reader, exhibitionism, swinging, mention of sex work.

this man is the exhibitionist kink personified. he wants to have public sex more than he wants to do it in private. the idea of getting caught gets him so fuckin' hard and nasty. nothing gets him hotter than the thought of someone walking in when he's got his tongue in your ass istg

he loooooves showing you off to his friends (as long as you're cool w it too). he gets so horny knowing that all of his friends wanna fuck you. if you send him a nude, 10/10 he's showing it off to poor bertolt or reiner to brag about the hottie he bagged. (meanwhile, poor reiner hasn't been able to look you in the eye for MONTHS)

would absolutely be into it if you wanted to make an onlyfans/cam/any sort of sex work online. he'd be your number one fan and also your bodyguard and mod from any creeps. just knowing that there's all these other people online jerking themselves off thinking about you when he's the one that gets to be with you is the ultimate turn on. (he'd also love helping you make content iykwim)

i think porco would also be into swinging 👀 i feel like he's got a high-risk tolerance and those type of people are often into swinging. he'd love going to sex parties with you, getting dressed up in matching lingerie, and flirting with a bunch of other hot strangers.

he'd definitely be interested in bringing a third into the bedroom (or more), or fucking in front of a bunch of people, or even hosting a room with you as the main attraction 👀 his only rule is that you have to be looking at him in the eye when you cum -- even when you're getting fucked by someone else

this man has no off switch when it comes to sex. the second he finishes, he's already excited to do it again. the two of you have gone on multiple vacations where you've just spent the entire time locked in a hotel room and fucking each other's brains out

#porco #porco galliard smut #aot headcanons #porco galliard #porco galliard x reader #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #porco.hc

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sailorspica · 2 months

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Hi Kat! Do you have any ReiJean Valentine’s Day headcanons to share? 👀

omg Vee!! I didn't have any before this but this romcom materialized out of me:

one of my favorite things about this canon is the kneejerk inclusion of east Asian material items in the midst of all the German names and early modern European architecture, like baby EreMika's firewood backpacks or that Jean gets his omelet in a bento (and I'm half-certain the dish is more like omurice), ergo: Valentine's Day can become a month-long farce until White Day. or we can say White Day is a Hizuru influence.

in some happy AU, I see a pre-relationship or fwb scenario where Reiner gives Jean chocolate on Valentine's Day and Jean does not clock the date at all. Reiner didn't include a card because he was trying to smoothly turn it into a breakfast-in-bed kind of lazy day that would magically produce a moment for Reiner to ask if they can be exclusive/committed (they are already exclusive). But surprises do not work out, and Jean just takes the chocolate and rushes out the door, fully passing by a tasteful bouquet of tulips, because he has incredibly un-VDay plans with Sasha and Connie. Connie? Aro ace or something. Sasha? Niccolo's restaurant is extra busy, so they already had their celebration, and these three don't even mention the holiday because Jean has their one brain cell.

Only a full week later, probably bickering with Eren, does Jean realize he fucked up. To be fair, Reiner did not manage to say the words "Happy Valentine's day," and didn't seem outwardly hurt when they saw each other almost daily and nightly afterwards. Eren ribs him for this hard, but Mikasa, far too sensibly, argues Jean did nothing wrong, he accepted a gift as given, and he can return the favor on White Day. But that is far, far away, so he shows up at Reiner's door with a dozen roses on Feb. 21 like "I want to be your boyfriend." Reiner shows him the wilted tulips he didn't know what else to do with. Then for White Day, Jean gets them matching chain bracelets.

On Reiner's end of things, he actually was freaking out, but mostly about his own poor planning. He consults with Annie (sibling behavior), who unhelpfully speculates that Valentine's Day might not be a thing on Paradis (she spent her day baking with Hitch). Luckily, Jean deciphered him.

#reijean #annie and reiner born to be sashaconnie level idiots forced to invade countries #☿#—headcanon!!#♀

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fromriches-tosin · 3 months

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Reiner being protective of Jean will always make my heart flutter. I think you have said this before, or maybe it's my headcanon, but when Jean, Armin and Reiner were fighting the Female Titan, I always saw that moment of Reiner yelling "Jean!!" before Annie tries to smash him as him trying to warn Annie "wait, stop! That's Jean!" even thought it works better for him if Jean and Armin died.

Makes me think of Armin asking Annie "why didn't you kill me before? It would have been better for you" and Annie responding 'I don't know.. why didn't I?". I'd like to think Reiner had a similar moment in which he didn't want Jean to die despite it being more helpful to their mission.

Works nicely then with Jean saving Reiner in Shiganshina and knowing exactly WHY he did it but not wanting to admit it.

this works really well with that post

YES!! I swear to god, it was meant to be.

I’m one of those rare people who were shipping ReiJean already during the Battle of Trost, and dear lord, seeing their relationship develop the way it did?? Spotting all those little details, all those parallels and mirror images as they were slowly coming to light?? I honestly didn’t expect so much from canon.

Jean and Reiner are hyper-aware of each other. Reiner is the first to start paying attention to Jean, Jean follows shortly after, but it turns into something incredible the more the story unfolds. That fact they share that chase scene with Armin and Annie? The fact they all eventually face the exact same dilemma (to kill or not to kill and why exactly)? You’re soo right for pointing that out. They’re just kids forced to be adults in a world that doesn’t have much to offer aside from cruelty. And yet they decide to be gentle to those they hold dear.

It also makes me think about Shiganshina again, about Reiner having the audacity to scold Bertholdt. Behind the scenes, so to say, Reiner is always seen as the one who’s willing to walk on corpses. The one who’s willing to get the job done – regardless of the consequences. It’s the same in Shiganshina. And yet, poor Bertie goes and kills almost everyone whereas Reiner? He apparently draws the line at killing Jean.

He has the Armored Titan up and running, he’s ready to do his thing, but then Jean comes at him with his cute, desperate “Reineeerrr!”, and Braun’s brain goes ???. Maybe he feels guilty about throwing that Titan at him at the end of S2 (it’s not like he was aiming at him specifically, but still). Maybe he’s a little out of it after having his skull blown open. Or maybe he just wants Jean incapacitated, not dead. He is definitely trying to protect himself more than he is trying to hurt Jean.

That scene in which Bertholdt and Reiner were warning Zeke about Levi? It should have been Bert warning Zeke about some pretty boy with the power of love and friendship on his side.

#thanks for the ask ✨#reijean #reiner x jean #veecanons

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