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chrollohearttags · 28 days

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I am salivating at the idea of jock!reiner, who everybody is intimidated by. Not so much because he’s a bully or has a mean streak but his stature. His physique alone is enough to ward off anyone..broad shoulders, six foot four, three hundred and thirty pounds of pure muscle and incredible strength.. but for those who know him, he’s nothing more than a gentle giant. As docile as they come and the sweetest guy you’d ever meet. Some would even describe him as a bit naive or gullible at times. His kindhearted nature, some believed, would be his downfall. Even so, that doesn’t stop the guys he plays football with from watching themselves when they see you come into the room…arm latched onto his as you two navigate through the party his team was hosting that night. A get together for newly recruited first draft picks for the NFL. He was proud to be attending and with the most beautiful woman nonetheless. It was far more laid back, and a pool party nonetheless..so naturally, when you came strutting through the courtyard; white bikini and fishnets covering your decadent skin and curvy frame, a belly button ring glistening from your tummy with your stretch marks on display, curls coiled atop your head, heels strapped around your smooth legs and white toes to match, everyone’s eyes was adverted onto you. As is his. He’s always gushing over his lady and it’s easy to see why. You’re always wearing revealing outfits and dressing provocatively. Titties out, ass always showing and never covering up regardless of the conditions. He never really pays it any mind but it’s not until one day that his friends pose the question: “you don’t have a problem with your girl dressing like that?” And with the widest smirk on his face, your man simply shrugs, and replies just as calmly:

“..not at all.”

mainly because he knows that no matter how many wandering eyes watch you or how many whispers he gets about your appearance…he’s the only one with the honor of getting to strip you out of said ensembles. The only one who gets to grope you from behind with those large hands and circulate his fingers on your clit as he marks your neck with kisses. He’s the one person who can make you come twice in a matter of mere minutes. And he’s certainly the only one with the privilege of getting to glide in between your thighs, bending you over with a hand laced around your throat as your colliding bodies stand before a mirror and his cock thrashing around inside of you..your juices dripping all down his pelvis and shaft as he forces you into an orgasm because the tip of his dick is perfectly stabbing at your sensitive core. “I’m the only one that can make this pussy squirt like this, isn’t that right, baby? The only person who can make you feel this good..” fish hooking those large digits into your mouth as he tugs you back with those plump ass cheeks clapping against him. “Yes daddy, this is your pussy..”

no need to be insecure over what’s rightfully yours <3

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theragethatisdesire · 10 months

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aot men as dads - headcanon!! some 18+!!

includes: eren, jean, reiner, & levi

i'm still working on some full-fledged one-shots and parts of my series', but i'm nannying for the summer and have BABY FEVER. please enjoy my little headcanons of my fav aot men as dads <3

DISCLAIMER: some of this post contains MATURE CONTENT that is intended only for those over 18. if you are a minor, please do not read below the cut.

Eren

ok but eren is such a cringe dad lol

buys himself all of the #1 Dad! merch. he’s got mugs, tshirts, hats, all of it, and all of it went on his credit card.

10000% a girl dad. loves all the little dresses and bows; he puts your daughter’s hair in its first bun, nearly tears up when she points at his matching hairstyle and babbles “like da-da!”

you have to parent eren as much as the children. when you turn the corner into the living room where he’s supposed to be having “quiet time” with your toddler only to find that they’re buried in a pillow fort and eren’s signed his own name in crayon on the wall next to your daughter’s scribblings. “babe, we can just repaint it! she’s being creative.”

loves when you’re pregnant. after your first, eren keeps a calendar on the wall marking off the days until it’s safe for him to fuck you again, fuck a baby right back into you. already has a breeding kink before your first. develops a lactation kink after.

TERRIFIED (and i mean terrified) of hurting your little angel. has absolutely zero concept of “cry it out”; if he hears his baby crying, he’s sprinting into the next room, kissing a nonexistent boo-boo.

refuses to admit it but he has no backbone when it comes to your daughter wanting literally anything. she wants it, she gets it.

favorite thing in the world is matching outfits. favorite. “babe, where’s her green hoodie? i’m wearing mine today for the park!” “of course it matters, we have to match! on that note, where’s yours?”

lets your daughter use his hair to learn how to braid. usually has a few pink hair ties or glittery clips sticking out of it when you come home from a mom’s night out.

really big on your baby getting to see the world. drags you on vacation to any place he can think of, even as you try to explain to him that she can’t form any long term memories yet. “but baby, she’ll have pictures. how many kids in her class can bring a picture of them at the eiffel tower to their first show-and-tell?”

accidentally ruins santa and the tooth fairy for your daughter. cries harder than she does over it.

aggressively vets babysitters. ends up settling for a nursing student in the labor & delivery school who’s the oldest of seven children and probably more knowledgeable about child development than both of you combined, but he’s still suspicious.

wants to watch while you push, watch his baby come into the world. you’ve never seen a sweeter sight than eren in his scrubs, crying while holding your baby girl.

Jean

most people picture eren as being the roughhousing dad, but it’s jean, and i will die on this hill.

freaks out every time he drops your first boy while throwing him around like a ragdoll, but he’ll never stop because “listen!! he’s laughing!”. when it comes to the rest of them, he’s experienced enough now to tell the difference between a real booboo and an imagined one, and he simply brushes their little pants off caringly before shouting “now you tackle me!”

jean’s got no gender preference for your first, or the rest of your little brood for that matter. he raises them exactly the same, regardless: tough.

it takes him awhile to get used to the concept of babies’ minds. you’ve walked in on him having full-blown arguments with your shrieking toddlers several times. “what’s not making sense? if you let your goldfish ‘swim’ in the toilet, it dies, simple as that.”

plays “bad cop” for you because you’re terrible at it, but he’s always having to turn around and snicker into his elbow in the middle of scolding because your babies get the same little throbbing forehead vein as you when they’re mad

wants a big family, and gets it. you practically have to drag him to get his balls snipped after your fourth, him reminding you that “it’s reversible!” the entire way there.

the newborn phase is his favorite. he’s rarely home for any longer than ten minutes without scooping your most recent addition into his arms, squishing their little cheeks and marveling at their gurgling noises.

the kids never give him anxiety, but when you’re pregnant??? jean’s a wreck.

“do your feet still hurt, love?” “what do you mean you have indigestion? that could be the baby coming!” “of course we can’t have sex, what if we poke its little head?”

definitely the dad that’s got a delivery bag and a backup bag and an emergency third backup of the backup bag in his car at all times. the first week of your third trimester, he starts watching you suspiciously for any signs of labor, even though this is your fourth together. you think you’ve got it down by now, you tell him, but he won’t listen.

always gets the kids to work together on little surprises for you. every mother’s day they wake you up with breakfast, every valentines day your dining room table is covered in handmade cards, every birthday your kitchen is coated in flour from jean and four little ones attempting to bake

SO HARD to drag him out for a date night. he wants to bring them everywhere: the fancy restaurant, the couples' get away trip

jean's that dad standing in the bar, watching the game, beer in hand, with an occupied baby carrier strapped to his chest

wants to watch during delivery, but he passed out the first go-round, so now he’s content standing up by your head, trying not to turn white as you squeeze his hand hard enough to break.

talks you into just one more on your fourth’s second birthday. “they’re all so big now. don’t you miss it, babe? my baby in your belly? c’mon…” turns out he reversed that vasectomy without telling you

Reiner

another girl dad. hardcore girl dad.

buys his little princess all number of dresses and barbies, is confused when she’s more interested in the baseballs her classmates have.

accidentally raises the most tomboyish, toughest little girl. still babies her, and she hates it.

cries more than you do on your first date night out when you leave her with your mom. forgets to order his entree at the restaurant because he’s watching the baby monitor app on his phone.

definitely the best at splitting baby duties with you. reiner’s up before you most nights when she wakes, grabbing a bottle and cooing at her lovingly even as she screams. you always try to stay awake to watch him on the baby monitor, though, heart melting as his massive arms rock the tiny bundle back to sleep.

all the neighborhood kids love him because of his size. at every cookout, reiner can’t help on the grill because he’s buried in the grass in a little army of toddlers, led by your daughter, shrieking with joy.

always taking pictures. literally always. unflattering ones when you fall asleep breastfeeding, candids at the zoo, eighteen identical pictures of the lock of hair from her first haircut clogging up his camera roll.

can’t be the bad cop. literally ever. he just can’t say no to his little princess, can’t break her precious little heart by telling her that throwing her food onto the floor is bad.

takes your daughter to mommy & me classes with him

DILF DILF DILF. all the moms in the classes swoon over him and gossip about him when he’s not there; much to your annoyance, reiner never notices, insisting that they’re his “mommy friends”.

always sporting a little bit of glitter on his face or a sticker on his back from your daughter

coming from a fatherless background, reiner nearly kills himself trying to be a constant presence in your daughter’s life (you have to remind him that he has to rest too)

never misses an open house night at school, even if it nearly gets him fired. coaches all of her sports teams. literally almost cries when she makes her first soccer goal. actually does cry when she tells you the boy sitting beside her in class called her his girlfriend. full-blown breakdown on her first day of school, so bad he has to stay home from work.

the absolute BEST through your pregnancy and delivery. always cooking your craving of the week, constant foot and back rubs, stays up all night with you for the three days before the birth when you’re just too swollen and miserable to sleep.

holds your hand through the entire delivery, gets in the doctors’ way when they’re performing checkups because “i’m her father, i need to know what’s going on”

Levi

levi never pictured himself as having children, but when your little surprise arrives, blinking up at levi with his own grey, owlish eyes, levi can’t believe he hadn’t thought of it sooner.

very easily irritated with anyone asking questions about your home life.

when his coworkers ask for your newborn’s name, levi simply says “child.” are you two trying again? “why the fuck do you need to know?”

super overprotective. your baby waves at someone in the supermarket, and levi’s leaning down to explain (in words your eight-month-old can’t yet understand) stranger danger.

totally one of those parents that goes half-crazy trying to get their child into the top-notch, snobby preschool in town.

“we’re not wasting his intelligence on the public school”

levi grew up with basically nothing, so he goes all out buying the best baby products on the market. $2,500 strollers, researching “best baby toys for development”, the whole nine yards.

100% spends months trying to get your child to make a game out of picking up his own toys after playtime, but it never works.

has a meal plan for your child to “optimize nutrition” that you have to sneak around to give your baby little chocolates and junk snacks.

“why are there pringles in his playtime bag? they have no nutritional value.”

vets anyone that comes around your child, even other children. “no more playtime with that evan kid. he’s always got a cold or something.”

he’s always been a light sleeper, but once you have your child, levi snores beside them watching kids’ cartoons on the tv like you’ve never seen him, even drooling as his head lolls, arm tucked tight around your little one.

learned everything he could about labor and delivery beforehand

you almost killed him in the delivery room as he explained each medical detail of your labor symptoms to “reassure” you. he finally got the hint when you threatened to decapitate him.

he thinks it’s shameful, but watching you be a mother turns. him. on.

wants to take you right there when he catches you breastfeeding, watches you read a bedtime story, spin your child around laughing. you’re just so naturally good at it and it makes him love you all the more, all that love going straight between his legs.

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yuckarmin · 1 year

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HOW HE SOUNDS | reiner braun nsfw audio ˖ ࣪ . 𖧧 ࿐

˚ . ₊˚⊹ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! reiner x fem!reader, nsfw headcanon, size kink(barely), whimpering, nsfw audio [ please use headphones cuties! ] — mdni

REINER is definitely a whimperer. he moans. i think it’s because he’s so touch starved that ever little thing hist. gets it him — “mfhm” like sir all i did was hold your hand…

before he met you i don’t think he was nesscarily into like masturbating and stuff because like he has more important things to do? (or so he thinks anyway)

the first time you too are intimate together i think he cries … he cries when he first time felt your walls squeezing him, when you moan out his name & when he cums .. “fuck…i-i’m sorry you just..i-i’ve never…fuck”

i also like to think he doesn’t know his own strength.. like he’s a very gentle calm man but he forgets that he’s like 6’2 and just towers over you completely…

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apollodarling-writes · 4 months

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…mdni horny reiner thoughts.

cw : faceriding, overstim mention, pussydrunk! reiner, simping on main, self indulgent, body worship if you squint, scatterbrained i need to fuck him so badly, kinda ??? low effort, just a bunch of horny thoughts thrown together in one post, i am DODGING the usage of the word “pussy” it makes me cringe for some reason,

— reiner has a very rideable face. call me crazy and a freak but have you seen the curve on that nose of his?? ughh i need to sit on it and i need to sit on it neowww.

— like i know this man eats pussy like a god when he gets the hang of it. he will eat it for fun. he will eat it just because. he will eat it for hours on end. he will eat his fill.

— reiner strikes me as the type of guy to have his hands gripping either your thighs or your hips to keep you still while he makes you cum on his tongue over and over again.

— the king of overstim. he doesn’t care if you’re sobbing and crying, so long as you don’t safeword, he’ll eat it until he’s satisfied. absolutely loves everything that comes with eating you out. loves the taste, loves the scent, loves the way you tremble and whimper, loves the way you come undone— he loves all of it.

— reiner eats pussy for both his pleasure and yours. he looooves eating pussy. he’ll eat you out and moan at the taste of it like he’s the one getting fucked dumb.

— reiner would trail kisses along your inner thighs before dipping his head down to eat you out. hear me out, this man would split you open on his tongue and work his way up to the clit.

— reiner 100% makes out with it before spelling his name on your clit with his tongue.

— reiner is the personification of “i don’t care if i can breathe” he will not stop. if he dies, he dies doing something he loves. definitely thinks it’s a hell of a way to go out and i will stand by this.

— reiner absolutely does not care if you crush his head between your thighs, but if it prevents him from eating you out, he will hold your thighs in place.

— if reiner if feeling frisky enough, he’ll use more than just his tongue. he’ll fuck you dumb on his fingers and stimulate your clit.

— reiner will not fuck you (prefers the term love-making) unless you cum on his tongue first. at least twice.

— reiner absolutely loves it when you ride his face. will not stop you, but will guide your hips as you settle on his tongue. he loves how messy it gets and he loves that he has to do the work for you after some time — it makes him feel big and strong.

— 10/10, do recommend.

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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 4 months

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✧ here is how reiner braun would take care of you while you were sick ✧

secretly, reiner had been waiting for you to get sick. he wanted to be able to take care of you the way you always did for him

cooking really isn’t his thing but he bought a recipe book to follow and made a bunch of different warm, feel-good meals for you

lowkey thinks that your sick voice is super super cute and he pretends not to hear you so you’ll repeat whatever you were saying again

insists you stay in bed and washes all the sheets & blankets so you’ll have a nice clean place to rest up in

busts out a humidifier from the closet to plug in for you

carefully doses your medicine & is always right on the dot when it’s time for your next dose

“baby, if you’re not getting better, maybe i should take you to the doctor, hmm?”

he pretty much lets you sleep it off, only waking you for meals & medicine

selfishly he enjoys having all this time with you

on the days he chooses to go to work, he’ll facetime you on his lunch break and send you texts throughout the day. ex: ‘hey, don’t forget to take your medicine. i left it out on the counter for you.’ or ‘there’s some left over soup in the fridge. please eat it. i’ll be home soon’

is annoyed when he comes home to find you up & about cleaning or doing any kind of chores and will usher you right back to bed. he will not hear another word about it

reiner braun who adores your sickly voice and your red nose, wishing he could keep you here forever and nurse you back to health.

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colossal-fallout · 1 year

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Daddy Reiner 👶

New series of headcannons. What the character is like as a parent. Including conception, during the pregnancy and after.

Includes; Non-childbearing persons.

Warnings: smut. Fluff.

Conception 🌺

It's well known in my headcannons that Reiner has heavy kinks within the areas of mating presses and a pregnancy kink. Taking this into account he almost blew his load on the spot when you bring up the subject of starting a family.

Seriously. Like first his heart almost leaped out of his chest, tears threatening those honeyed eyes... but once it hit home, he was beyond ferral.

Growling. Lots of growling into you and moans you've never heard come from him before as he dips as deep as he can into you.

He's desperate, pawing at you a lot more urgently than he's ever done before. High pitched squeaks are escaping him as he's far too gone to keep watch of what noises he makes.

"Gonna give you all my cum... nurgh.. every. Last. Drop."

"Fuck... take it all... take all of me baby... uh... fuck ~~"

"You're gonna be leaking my cum from everywhere. S-so full... your gonna be... so so full of me..."

Roars as he experiences the biggest orgasm of his life. He wanted to make sure his cock spewed everything he had so he'd been edging himself for hours. Fucking you painfully slowly. You're beyond gone from the amount of times his delicious fat head as sent you into the heavens.

Keeps himself plugged in you after, his cock hardening again quickly he's that turned on by the whole thing. He can't help but thrust his juices into you and to both of your surprise he cums again.

Pretty much every fuck is like that from now on because when you do conceive and your stomach starts to swell - he loses control for too easily.

For those who aren't able or chose not to bear children, Reiner gets just as excited when you suggest adoption. He'll still ravage you, pumping you full with his seed and kissing your lower stomach deeply before teasingly making his way to your sex.

During pregnancy 🌷

As much as he loves you and his little unborn bambino, he still has a couple of freak outs. He never had a dad. Could he be a Good one without witnessing it being modeled? You were the one who had to teach him how to do up his tie. How the hell could he be useful in this family dynamic?

You obviously reassure him. He'd be an amazing dad.

He's at your side 24/7. Makes sure you drink enough, eat enough, God help you if you lift something heavy - he'll scold you out of love.

Sick? He'll hold your hair and rub your back. If you're like me and prefer to be alone when you're spewing up the contents of your stomach, he'll reluctantly hover outside until you're done.

Adores making slow love to you while you're swollen and stuffed with his seed.

Reads loads of pregnancy and parenting books. He's preparing himself the best he can.

His face turns green when he learns about things like mucus plugs and the like. But it'll help him put on a brave face when the time arrives.

Adoption ♥

He can't contain how excited he is. He's like a kid on Christmas eve. He wants to shout it from the rooftops.

When you visit the orphanage, he's pretty sad. He knows what it's like to be in that situation (sort of) and he wants to take them all home and give them a loving family. He is so sweet.

Whether you adopt or conceive - if you aren't married yet, he will certainly be proposing very soon.

Other than this points, Reiner will be no different if you decide to adopt <3

Arrival 💐

Holds your hand the entire time. Doesn't flinch when you're almost breaking his fingers. He admires you so much, putting yourself through the pain to bring a small person into the world.

He's in awe. Totally in love. With both you and the little one. Silent tears stream down his face and as soon and it's just the three of you, sobs uncontrollably.

That moment he pledges his soul to his new little family ❤️

If you have twins or triplets, he breaks down sobbing regardless of who is in the room. He's just overwhelmed with love and joy.

"How could a man like me create something so tiny and perfect?" He'll whisper in awe.

Helps with the night feeds. He stays awake (he's used to that from training anyway) making sure you get your rest. He suggests you pump breast milk so he can feed them during the night.

Very protective. No animals around the baby for the first year. No strangers touching them. No one kissing them. Nothing. Nada. And he's not shy about letting people know his rules, either.

Almost broke Connie's jaw when he went to pinch their cheek.

Carries baby on his shoulders when they're a little older. He constantly plays with them and his favorite part of the day is coming home from work to see his two loves.

Goes ape shit if another child pushes yours over. He will demand to see their parent immediately.

Reiner will certainly want more than one. He'd have probably about five kids, given how much he loves them (and loves making them)

WOULD NOT care if his little girl wants to get muddy with football or his boy wants to be a ballerina. He'll support them unconditionally.

Reiner is an amazing father. A supportive and loyal husband too. He really is just the best <3

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nixie-writes-aot · 1 year

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Reiner Breeding Kink Headcanons

Warnings: nsfw, minors dni, dumbification, breeding kink, cumplay, praise, size kink, creampie

Pairing: Reiner Braun x female reader

Author's Note: I had some thoughts about Reiner today fjfndn

I think we can all agree Reiner has a massive breeding kink. Reiner standing above you, cock slamming into your cunt over and over and over again. He just can't get enough of you, of how tight you are around him, and how responsive you are to his cock, which you're just absolutely struggling to take because this man is too big for anyone to take easily. Reiner is just absolutely massive after all and he can't get enough of your cunt.

So, naturally, he just wants to give for all you've given to him. Your time, your energy, your love. He wants to give back. What better thing to give to them than his very own time, energy, and love? In the form of his cum, of course. Only the best for you, the love of his life. Which he'll remind you of countless times, slamming into your cunt as he moans and groans in your ear about how pretty you are, how good you feel about his cock, and how much he just loves you. Because he does. More than life itself, driving his cock into you and granting you a brutal orgasm just to show you how much he loves you.

Reiner growls in your ear as he cums, filling you up and watching as you're much too stupid to lay there and keep his cum in. But that's okay. Reiner will take care of you. He'll push his cum back in with his fingers, fucking it into you. If that doesn't work? Oh well, he'll just have to fill you again and keep it in with his cock. Praising you as he pounds that tight little cunt, railing you again because "it just kept spilling out, it won't take that way, darling". Anyway, yeah. Reiner and breeding just makes sense.

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sea-you-in-paradise · 1 year

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a o t m e n x h e a d a c h e r i d d e n s / o

summary - how the aot men make their s/o feel better when they have a headache :(

word count - 643

setting - any (canonverse, modern au, etc)

features - armin, connie, eren, jean, levi, & reiner

genderneutral!reader

warnings - none

a r m i n

tries to keep you entertained. something he hates about headaches is how they always seem to derail your entire day, so when you’re not sleeping, he does his best to make you feel like you’ve accomplished a little something. this is mainly by reading to you in a very quiet voice in a very dark room. he just wants to distract you from the pain and make your day feel a little bit more useful :)) he will also make you drink a shit ton of water, which can be both annoying and effective, but he’s just trying to help and he’ll do whatever else you want as well!

c o n n i e

waits on you hand and foot. frankly, connie has no idea how to help, when he gets headaches, it’s usually because of an injury and he just whines about it until it goes away, but he will do literally anything you ask to make you feel better. he probably asks you a lot how you are feeling or if something is working (he probably asks at inconvenient times, like it might have worked if you had been quiet ;-;) he asks for jean’s advice for sure. he tries to whisper, but his whisper is so loud. you can really tell he’s doing his best though, and 3/5 times he does something super helpful thanks to your instruction!

e r e n

leaves you alone. unlike connie, eren does know how to help (at least he thinks he does) and that is by not interacting with you. you tell this man you have a headache and he’s like:

it’s not that he’s trying to avoid you, he just figures that there is no better treatment than silence and solitude. he will definitely stay if you want him to, assuming you just want to lay next to him. other than that, he doesn’t really know what to do. if you ask him for a massage, he’d probably be like “am i getting one too??”

j e a n

provides the essential relief package. need to get rid of tension? he’s there to give you a massage or draw you a hot bath (and you better believe he’ll make it a fancy one, he’s got bath salts for you bb). feeling warm already? he’s there with a cool cloth to dab your forehead. whether you want a cuddle buddy or something to eat that’s easy to chew, you better believe jean is on the case. can’t articulate what you need? he boils it down to basics and still manages to help. this man is so whipped, he would punch mikasa if it meant making you feel better.

l e v i

makes tea. he literally doesn’t know what else to do! though he wouldn’t admit it, levi feels uncharacteristically terrible when you have a headache, like he’s completely useless in the situation. what good is he if he can’t even make his partner feel better when their own body is betraying them? so, he would make you tea, specifically chamomile to help with inflammation and make you sleepy (regardless of your fondness of chamomile), and he would sit in the same room with you silently in case you need anything else.

r e i n e r

he gets headaches a lot too because he doesn’t sleep well, so he’s definitely good in this situation all around, but his strongest asset is his scalp massages. where he learned his technique, the world may never know, but this man carries the cure in his bare hands. he’ll let you rest in his arms in bed while his fingers gently draw circles over your head, somehow making the pain more manageable. it’s always a very tender moment and you feel better in half the time you usually do.

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theepisceswriter · 8 months

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Dominating/ Pegging AOT men pt. 1 (Reiner & Zeke)

A/N: another request from my stoned thot anon, blessing us all with their request ideas. WE FUCKING MEN IN THE ASS ALL 2023!!!

TW: mommy kink for Reiner, Power bottom meanie Zeke, and your usual freaky shit, 18+

REINER

Bye, why wouldn't the king of mommy kink allow you to dom and peg him!?!?!? If anything, HE'S the one who introduced the idea of you being something like a dominatrix for him and you were more than happy to comply. It fits the natural dynamic of your relationship too well.

The very first night the two of you incorporated it in the bedroom he was a moaning pink flustered mess underneath you and you were so wet that the strap kept shifting out of place. From then on the two of you knew it was going to be a staple in the bedroom.

He thoroughly enjoys allowing you to have access to him in such a vulnerable way and how good you make him feel.

"Thank you so much mommy for fucking me so good, you make me feel so good", "No one else could ever make me feel as good as you do, mommy. No one.", "You fuck and treat me so well, I can't wait until it's my turn to put my cock in you and make you feel just as good."

He looks absolutely angelic during all this nasty dirty talk; eyes doe and slightly teary, cheeks rosy and tear-stained, and gazing up at you with nothing but pure adoration.

You two indulge in all types of gadgets and positions to keep things spicy and not boring. Both of you guys' favorite position is missionary. There's something about you being able to see Reiner's face contort with pleasure while you're deep into him and stroking his cock that stirs up something feral in you. And he enjoys watching you just as much.

This man's stamina is like a horse's. As soon as you're done fucking him and making sure he reaches his climax, he's on you like bees on honey. He wastes no time in pounding you with his cock even if he was satisfied from the night already, your pleasure is equally as important to him and he won't stop until he's sure that you're just as satisfied as him. Even if he is tired.

His favorite way to thank you is by letting you sit on his face and use his tongue as you please. He'll lift you on his face right after you're done fucking him, it's his favorite to wiggle his tongue through the straps of the strap-on and find your sweet swollen clit to suck on like a pacifier.

Best believe the aftercare is A1 too. The best pillow talk and cuddling sessions to exist in history.

ZEKE

Zeke won’t let you full-on peg him, but I can see him being into less intense butt stuff like rimming or even letting you put a finger or two up there for added sensation but that's as far as that goes for him.

BUT, He does like giving you control in the bedroom every now and then because it's amusing to him that you think you can even do that.

P O W E R BOTTOM THROUGH AND TRUE. This man is a verbal sadistic

"You really think you can fuck me better than I can fuck you", "So cute seeing those dainty fingers try and work my hole when you can barely get them to wrap around my cock", "I could flip you over right now and have you under me faster than you can get a moan out."

Nights when he allows you to take control always end up being the most frustrating ones because he's cocky as hell and doesn't shut up. His comebacks are too quick and witty for you to think of faster ones as a baby dom, but you're getting there. All this egging on and torment is really just to turn you into his perfect dom. He wants you to mean it when you tell him to shut up and make you cum 3 times in a row or he won't come at all. It's your aggressiveness and frustration with him that really turns him on.

The more comfortable you two get with this arrangement the more you find out how crazy humiliation makes him. One night you said something along the lines of, "No wonder you won't let me peg you; this pathetic hole couldn't take a fake cock even if it wanted to." THE MAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK BUT WHEW ! I don't think he even knew that he enjoyed humiliation that much and you knew he loved it from the way his cheeks turned the same color as the tip of his cock and not to mention the precum that was flowing down his shaft like a river.

Your rim jobs have a tranquilizing effect on him and he requests one almost every time he gets oral from you. Feeling the hot warm muscle that is your tongue poke and prod at the most sensitive and fleshy part of his body leaves him gripping the edge of the bed until his knuckles turn white.

It's your favorite sight; Him with his mouth slightly agape, chest vibrating with groans, and his t-shirt slightly pushed up farther on his abdomen revealing the muted gold happy trail leading to his dick. And you being the demon that you are, of course you add in a handjob that has him shooting strings of cum on his stomach when he reaches his climax.

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chrollohearttags · 2 months

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the morning after • reiner braun

mornings with your husband are always fun but the one after valentines is rather eventful!

playful banter, flashbacks to heavy smut, chubby reiner, plus size black reader, mentions of anal play/toys, breeding, squirting and other slutty tings, daddy’s used, reiner being aggravating as hell 😭

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📝: goes without saying but this is so self indulgent bc why not? I need him biblically, carnally and physically. I also need to engage in hand to hand combat with him one good time.

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the scene was a chaotic one..a messy one indeed!..

once crispy white sheets strewn about the floor, pillows tossed to the wayside. Expensive clothing with designer tags torn to shreds as they lie in a pile in the corner near the nightstand. All a result of one thing or rather..one person in particular.

“Mmm, good morning, sugar. You look beautiful—“

“Mm, good morning to you too, sir.”

two very starkly contrasting reactions from a couple who shared equal blame in this very erratic mess that was the master bedroom of your two story ranch home. You stood before the bathroom mirror, silk robe tied around your body to match the bonnet atop your head..plumpness swaying with each step underneath as you picked at your face. Examining the aftermath of last night’s wild antics. It was Valentine's Day and to say it was your most eventful yet would be a gross understatement. Dinner in the city, giant bouquets of roses, a night at the theater, lavish gifts provided by your doting husband and of course…intense, filthy love making to end the evening. You couldn’t have asked for a more ideal night. However, you had felt the effects of what transpired and saw them too.

“What’s with the grumpy face? Why do you sound like that?” The thick country accent spouted before it was quickly overcome with loud cackling as he doubled over into the sheets. The doting husband in question was none other than Reiner Braun. Retired NFL star turned rancher and the source of your early morning headache. That was the beauty of marriage. Having that one person you could not live without but definitely could use a day or two of break away from them! And this man was no exception to the rule. “I don’t know, you tell me! You must know since you’re laughing so damn hard.” Already, he had worked you into a tizzy and you hadn’t been awake more than ten minutes at this point. Getting up to relieve yourself and examine the damage he had done. You had lash extensions that had seemed to sweat out, a slight indentation in your neck from the collar you so quickly allowed him to place around your neck and your hair? God only knew what bird’s nest was underneath this bonnet. You could’ve killed him for his little cacklefest and making light of your very distressed condition. But truthfully, you had no one else to blame but yourself. Truth was, you two brought out the absolute worst in one another. Not by way of toxic behaviors or tumultuous fights but your filthy desires. Things that you would’ve never tried or even thought of prior to meeting each other in the bedroom, all manifested once you were together. Sexual fantasies beyond anyone’s comprehension and your dirtiest secrets all shared right here. You let it all happen and consequences be damned. Enjoying each other in such carnal ways, often led to things like this transpiring and Reiner found it more and more amusing each time.

“Just pull it off, I’m sure it’s not that bad. I bet you look adorable.” “Oh, kiss my ass, Reiner! You know my hair is messed up and you’re to blame.” Shouting at your husband as he tried to conceal his laughter behind a pillow because he had already caught a glimpse of your very altered state and decided to commentate the occasion with a photo of you all disheveled; hair tousled like that of a rooster, one breast dangling from your tank top and drool coming from your mouth as you slept set to his Lock Screen..needless to say, you were not moved! “Oh it’s defintely fucked up. But ya’ look so cute! And your tits?..look amazing.” Which was of little consolation to you! But just how had this insane night come to pass? Well, you guys could only attribute it to one thing..

flashback: the night before

“Right there, baby? C’mon..moan for me.”

“Yes! Right there, take it! Fuck..”

loud, rambunctious movements sounded off from beyond the walls of your bedroom. The heavy headboard smacking against the wall as your husband’s rough hands grasped at it for leverage. Holding himself steady as he slammed into you repeatedly. Consistently deep yet sporadic thrusts filled your core with no plans to cease anytime soon. Sweat beaded from your forehead and your makeup coursed down your face like that of a stream as it melted off from the intense session. That thick, burly frame stood over your own..perspiring as well but still as energized as ever and determined to put you through this mattress! In his opposite hand, he brandished a pink leash to match the collar tied around your throat and tugged tighter to keep you reigned in. His own gift for the occasion. Along with that skin tight, latex lingerie you were sporting. Thrashing you around on his cock with brute force but you didn’t complain and in fact, begged him relentlessly for more!

“Give me that fucking pussy..open it up—thereee ya’ go.”

nodding and gliding his tongue across his lips as you placed those long acrylics to your asscheeks and spread yourself open for more working room and his viewing pleasure!…exposing that bejeweled, heart shaped plug that your other hole was sucking on at the moment. Fluttering with each thrust as those creamy strings leaked down onto it. He couldn’t get enough and neither could you, quite honestly. It felt incredible and Reiner was going to spend all night if he had to..making certain that you were well fucked and satisfied. Even if you had to crawl the next morning. Tugging that collar once more, he’d prompt you to open your mouth before filling it with spit and demanding that you rub it on your center. “That’s right, look at me when you rub that clit, sweetheart. I wanna see your pretty face when you come on this dick.” Watching and listening to you writhe and whine as you worked yourself into yet another orgasm. “I’m gonna come, daddy! Please…keep—fucking me, just like that. Just like that!” Your leg trembled whilst it dangled over his shoulder blade. Being laced with soft kisses on both your ankle and instep. His lips curled into a maniacal smile as he watched his dumb, fucked out little slut work herself into another climax. Having come a total of three times already. Once by his fingers in the living room, for a second time when he ate your pussy until tears dripped down your face and for a third now.

“T-take some ou—“ “Not a fucking chance, baby. If you wanna squirt, I suggest you do it with me inside you or hold it in. Your only choice.”

he was pounding into your core, swallowed up by that overwhelming tightness that was your cunt and Reiner did not want to pull out. Having already stuffed you with one hefty load, he wanted—no, needed to give you more! More of that healthy nut that spilled down onto the sheets and your little asshole as he fucked it out of you and brought you to your peak again. He could sense the sheer desperation on your gorgeous face; heaving and crying as you pawed at his once toned six pack. Replaced by a solid yet rounder core but still just as sexy as ever. Blonde stubble grazing your cheek as he leaned down to shove his tongue into your mouth. Sloppy, nasty pecks complete with light taps to your cheek and a palm residing on your forehead as he continued drilling you. “I said come, princess. I know it’s big but you can handle it, right?” Nodding profusely to sate his desire but alas, he wasn’t finished..not by a long shot. Rubbing profusely, (y/n) released a shrill cry as you let juices splatter all over his torso. The sounds of flowing liquids going on in spurts as he pumped that squirt out of your body.

“Good girl, I knew I could depend on you.” Cackling once more as he made one more move, one that would send shockwaves throughout your body. Tugging out that plug, he’d swiftly take its place before you had time to react both mentally and physically. Whispering into your ear:

“So I’ll reward you by fucking this pretty little ass of yours. Let’s see how you take it.”

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“You’re impossible, you know that? Got me looking a fucking mess…” mumbling off to yourself and smacking your teeth as you picked at your eyes in the mirror. Even so, he was still getting his fair share of cackles from your suffering! “Nonsense, you’re beautiful, poundcake..no matter what. Nothing could change that. If it makes you feel better, you can just take the black card and whatever you need redone, just go get it.” his statement seemed so sincere but alas, it wouldn’t last long and your adorable pout soon shifted to a deadpan scowl. “Thank you, papa—“ “..yeah, it’s something about the way you slobber when you’re snoring all loud that’s just so..sexy.” Mockingly chewing at his lip and narrowing his eyes. “Please, go to hell.” Tossing a nearby roll of tissue in his direction before he shielded it with a pillow. “I can’t yet. But I can go to Krispy Kreme. You want something?” It was official, you were locked in for the long haul with this man but you wouldn’t want it any other way!

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also… i’ll end the drought by posting these on the 2nd 🫶

taglist form (PLEASE GET THE GIST AT THIS POINT MY GOD)

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kanekisfavoritegf · 1 year

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Beautiful

Offering to put make up on the aot boys

warnings: none just pure fluff

reader is implied to be black

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HC about the boys letting you put make up on them

Reiner 100%. You’d suggest it to him in a throwaway comment while getting ready for a dinner date. And while you had thought he had forgotten, he’d spend his next week researching and buying the perfect shades for himself. Eventually, when he was ready and prepared, he’d come to you while you were relaxing in bed and ask you to help him pick which eyeshadow would look best.

Eren would be a little terrified to ask because he is scared of what you will think of him. But as soon as you start applying the makeup, he gets so excited. He would keep turning his head to look you in the eye when he wanted to ask you a question, causing you to have to hold his head still. You would go light with the makeup, afraid too much might scare him away from being more open to his femininity, but you’d be met with surprise when he’d ask for lashes and more lip gloss.

He refuses to let you go anywhere near his hair though unless you put it in one of your bonnets.

Connie’s would be like, “Just eyeliner babe.” and suddenly, after you finished applying, you'd hear him mumble, “Can I have that shiny stuff you put on your nose and cheeks and stuff?”

“You mean highlighter?” You’d question back, a little smile on your face as you did. He’d just nod in response. Within a week, he’d be addicted to body glitter and eyeliner.

Armin would be laying on your lap reading when he’d suddenly look away from his book and say, “Hey, what do you think of guys wearing makeup.”

“I think it’s hot. Why? Do you want me to do your makeup?” A small blush appeared on his cheeks as he nodded yes. And ever since that fateful day, you and Armin would spend your Saturday afternoons trying out new makeup looks and switching lip glosses. Armin likes doing colorful eyeliner the most.

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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 4 months

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Hi hi

how would the AOT men (specifically Reiner and Connie) react to them realising they have a crush on the loud cadet?

☼ reiner & connie crushing on you, the loud cadet ☼

☼ short scenarios, canonverse ☼

reiner braun wasn’t the type of person of person to hate anybody. he knew what it felt like to be unwanted, what it felt like to be out of place. he tried to be kind to everybody and treat them like his siblings. there was only just one person he couldn’t stand. you.

you were loud. you were obnoxious, he thought. you made it impossible to focus on anything. you held it together during missions and your time to shine was always during dinner in the mess hall. reiner could hear you everytime he tried to talk to bertholdt. he could make out every word of the conversation you were having.

you were all of his thoughts. he hated you. he hated that you wouldn’t leave his head, that he could hear your voice everywhere he went. he just couldn’t stop thinking about you. he wasn’t sure when he started thinking of you out of admiration and not annoyance.

he thinks it might’ve been the night you two were partnered up on a scouting mission. he was dreading it once he heard the assignment. he soon realized that you were actually an excellent partner to have.

the idea of that was enough to make him laugh softly to himself as you sat across him, on the opposite side of the fire. it was dark out and extremely quiet.

“what?” you asked.

“nothing.” he shrugged his shoulders and dug absentmindedly at his food.

“reiner, come on.”

“i just think you’re growing on me, is all.”

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connie springer was an easy going guy. everybody loved him and that was something you couldn’t quite put your finger on. don’t get me wrong, you liked him too but you couldn’t fathom why people treated you so much differently than they did him.

you and him were incredibly similar. always laughing, always talking a little too loudly. people that it was endearing when it was connie, but god forbid if it was you. you couldn’t count how many times you’d been told to shut up or called a name that would insult feminism.

connie and you actually bashed heads quite a lot but it was always in good fun. he never actually talked to you outside the mess hall but you lived for those moments during dinner where you could banter and shoot the shit. connie didn’t know it yet, but subconsciously, he was living for those moments too.

you weren’t sure when you two eventually fell in love. you’d asked connie before when he realized and he tells you that he couldn’t pinpoint it. ‘it was all slow and super fast at the same time,’ he’d say. the real moment was too cliche for him to admit.

connie realized he had fallen in love with you on the day you were quiet. it wasn’t like you at all. he’d always know when you showed up but today, he hadn’t even noticed you slither into the seat opposite him. you looked extremely tired and annoyed. connie knew better than to pry and besides, he was enjoying the silence. he continued eating his breakfast, occasionally bickering with sasha. he turned his attention back to you and saw you asleep with your arms folded on the table. your head was gently resting on them and your mouth was slightly open. connie felt his heart twinge, never having seen this side of you. this gentler, sweeter, quieter you. he thought he’d like to see that every night and every morning. he had cursed himself internally at the moment, not believing who he’d fallen in love with. but now, he’d do it all over again.

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How They Drink Alcohol (AoT Men)

ft. Jean, Eren, Connie, Reiner and Armin.

Summary: What they drink when they go out partying or just attending social functions! Also, how they got introduced to alcohol in the first place!

a/n: General headcanons, but these characterizations are primarily for my upcoming Jean Kirstein x Reader fic! I will upload some WIP for the fic soon because I need to be held accountable to keep writing (help me, haha). Slight toxic masculinity from Eren and Jean?

Pro-Taking Shots: Connie and Eren.

Anti-Taking Shots: Reiner, Armin and Jean (he’s lying).

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Jean:

When he first started drinking, it started with skimming the top of his dad’s liquor before sneaking out to a house party. He watered down some rum before buying some coke at a corner store. Since then, it has been his go-to (and beer, specifically a corona). He doesn’t like ‘jungle juice’ concoctions, no matter how much Connie shoves them down his throat. However, he once went clubbing with your friends, and Connie convinced him to try this cocktail (lime mojito). At first, he was apprehensive, but he was like, “How fucking drunk can this chick drink get me?” and took a sip. Jean got belligerent that night that he didn’t know how many he ordered because it was so good. His credit card company sent him a message asking if his card had been stolen, and he had to explain that it was not a series of suspicious purchases. He is now a massive advocate for fancy cocktails (ESPECIALLY AN ESPRESSO MARTINI), so he’ll splurge on that when he’s out drinking. I can see him getting into whisky when he’s older. A lover of vodka soda, too.

Eren:

At a wedding when he was younger, his dad offered him a tequila shot (his mom found out and got mad later), and it caused him to vomit so badly that he didn’t drink again until his last year of high school. Eren is a huge beer drinker and ONLY A BEER DRINKER. (Or so he says). He is not very particular about brands, although he likes things more ‘hoppy’ to feel like a man. Eren is the kind of guy to get mad at you for not knowing how to pour beer properly and getting more foam than anything. He won’t admit it, but he had some sips of the lime mojito Jean was having. He got drunk and was over the moon. Eren tried other cocktails, but besides a Long Island iced tea, he’s not a huge fan of other cocktails. When he gets really drunk at the club (he's a lightweight but does a really good job of concealing how inebriated he is), he and Connie will coerce Jean into buying a STUPID AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL TO GET A TABLE (see Jean's suspicious credit card purchases). Think $50 Mango Ciroc and Patron!

Connie:

When he went on a family cruise at the age of nine, he ordered a “Shirley Temple” (virgin), and he was “drunk.” Fast forward to a shitty date he went on; he ordered a Shirley Temple again. Connie got belligerent, and his date had to take him home. He did not hear from her again. This man is a nut. He loves cocktails so much that he bought a cocktail kit, but he barely measures, so it’s just 90% alcohol and 10% any discernable flavour profile. Connie is the kind of friend who mixes you a drink and says: "It's mostly juice! Just Try it!" but it straight up tastes like pure gasoline. He’ll happily drink anything else but prefers cocktails and mixed drinks over beer, shots, etc. Connie is the type of guy to order “Blow Job” shots as a joke but then gets way drunker than everyone. Surprisingly, he’s a huge Reisingling fan. Unsurprisingly, he and Sasha got blackout at your birthday party after downing half a bottle of Pink Whitney (they snuck away to take turns throwing up in the guest washroom).

Reiner:

Huge whiskey nut and wine snob. He’ll talk your ear off about various wines he’s into, and he actually knows what he’s talking about. Reiner is the kind of guy who will bring a bottle of wine to a friend's birthday dinner, and he gets it RIGHT! He’ll drink beer (not particular about the brand). He only started drinking when he was legal, so there’s no crazy story other than the one time he and Bertolt went to a daytime wine tasting, and by the time they sobered up, it was nighttime, and they were 45 minutes outside of the city. Most times, if Reiner is in a work setting, he’ll drink what other people are drinking, too (but he’ll opt for a vodka seltzer). He’s tried cocktails before, but he’s not a fan.

Armin:

He hates beer. His grandfather offered him a swig when he kept looking at him, and he never drank again until he was legal. This man is a cider fan, and no one can tell me otherwise. Specifically blackberry and green apple. Armin enjoys wine (red > white) and will listen to Reiner babble on about the best ones. But his drink of choice is a bit pricey: champagne! But if he’s at a party, he’ll just settle for drinking a vodka cranberry. He mentioned to Connie that he likes “Shirley Temples” ONCE, and whenever they all go out, Connie will buy him one. Armin is too shy to decline, so he'll take a couple sips before giving it to either Eren or Jean (they will fight amongst themselves as to who gets to finish it).

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a/n: I included Armin and Reiner because I love them so much, but they're most likely not going to be in my upcoming fic! WAH. Specifically Reiner... I'm sorry, my beloved.

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#aot headcanons #modern aot headcanons #jean kirstein headcanons #reiner braun headcanons #armin alert headcanons #eren jaeger headcanons #connie springer headcanons #someone hold me accountable #I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH #mv.writing📝#attack on Titan

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Warnings: nsfw, minors dni, praising kink, brat taming, oral mention, switch Reiner, dom Reiner, exhibitionism, uhhh more undoubtedly

Pairing: Reiner Braun x genderneutral reader

Author's Note: So. I saved this to my drafts with the ask, right? Tumblr ate it so uhhhh for the anon who wanted Reiner, here you are dhdnjsns

Aftercare: What they're like after sex

Reiner is a complete cuddle bug, whispering praise in your ear as he pulls you close. He's just as tired as you, if not more, but he wants you to know that no matter how rough he was, he loves you. Reiner absolutely adores you, naturally. He'd never pass up another chance to make you well aware of that. Reiner wants to know that you still love him, too. He can be a tad insecure, after all.

Body Part: Their favorite body part of theirs and yours

Reiner is rather fond of his height, while not a body part per say I'm gonna say it counts. He likes to tower over you, almost like a guard dog. Like you have some sort of scary dog privilege but said scary dog is just Reiner. Albeit Reiner can be absolutely terrifying when he wants to and has a tendency towards being protective. Especially of you.

As for his favorite body part on you, it'd be your hands. He likes to hold them, looking at the size difference between the two of you. Even better, he likes to pin them above your head or behind your back when he fucks you. Just so he can watch you squirm with no chance of you really hiding or muffling anything.

Cum: Anything to do with cum

Reiner loves to watch his cum drip out of your mouth or hole. That and cumming on your face in general. He has a really bad breeding kink, wanting to see his cum on you and dripping. Sometimes he'll even stuff his cum back into you, growling that you can't waste a drop.

Dirty Secret: Dirty secret of theirs

Reiner gets hard at the idea of having a stay at home spouse, of being able to go home after a hard day and seeing you cooking. Often he will end up fucking you after dinner, slamming his cock into you over and over as you can do nothing but lay there being fucked dumb by your boyfriend.

Experience: How experienced are they?

Reiner probably has had a few partners, aware of what he does or doesn't want. So not the most experienced but he definitely has enough experience to make you feel like you're on cloud nine.

Favorite Position: Self explanatory

Reiner likes any position where he gets to watch your face change and contort with pleasure, growling his praise in your ear as he fucks into you.

Goofy: Are they serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc

Reiner isn't particularly serious nor humorous in the moment, preferring to make it as lighthearted and comfortable as possible for you. Reiner prioritizes your enjoyment as much as he possibly can, he loves to take care of you.

Hair: How well groomed are they?

Reiner is fairly well groomed but doesn't prioritize it. If you asked him to, he'd probably shave completely. Reiner doesn't really care about body hair. He never has, viewing it as just another thing about human nature.

Intimacy: How are they romantically?

Reiner is an absolute sweetheart. He would take you wherever you wanted but his favorite is stargazing. Reiner doesn't like fucking someone just to get off, he needs a human connection. At least a friendship beyond just the sex but preferably a proper romantic relationship.

Jack off: How often do they masturbate?

Reiner masturbates pretty often, having a decently high sex drive. Plus he just likes the moments to himself to fuck his fist, the personal familiarity he gets with his own body. Reiner likes discovering how best to please himself.

Kink: One or more of their kinks

Breeding. Reiner loves to cum inside of you, marking you in a way. Claiming your hole for his only to cum inside, growling teasing comments about how good you look dripping with his seed. Reiner will sometimes purposely creampie you just to act all disappointed, fuck his cum inside of you and comment about "guess I'll just need to cum inside of you again".

Size. Reiner loves how small you are in comparison to him, loves holding you and fucking you in his lap. He marvels at how you take his cock despite how large it is, how even with all the prep possible you still struggle to take it no matter how many times he stretches you out.

Location: Favorite places to do it

Reiner mostly likes to stick to the bed, maybe the shower or a desk, to fuck you on. Although he's willing to fuck you mostly anywhere that its unlikely anyone will catch the two of you.

Motivation: What turns them on?

Reiner likes to be teased just as much as he likes to tease. So, being teasing to him is far too easy a way to get him hard. He loves feeling your hand on his knee, going up his thigh slowly and rubbing his cock through his pants. It drives Reiner crazy. He'll end up bending you over the closet surface, fucking you with reckless abandon.

No: What turns them off?

Reiner hates the idea of just fucking to fuck, he understands that some like it and respects it. Don't yuck someone's yum, after all. However, for him, its all about the connection. The love, if you will. So if he's being used just for sex, its an immediate turn off.

Oral: Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc

Reiner is a giver, he likes giving you oral. He's really good with his tongue too, pressing it against all the right spots. The way you squirm under his tongue makes him beyond horny, almost painfully hard at times. Sometimes he will agree to you giving him a blowjob and oh boy. Just because he likes giving over receiving doesn't mean he doesn't like it because he loves your tongue on him.

Pace: Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc

Reiner tends to be fast and rough, building up to it so that his size doesn't hurt you. He loves just grabbing your thighs as he slams himself into you, fucking you as hard as he possibly can. On other days, however, he can be rather soft and slow, worshiping every inch of you.

Quickie: Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc

Reiner prefers long, drawn out sessions that often have multiple rounds. With his size, its best to have as much prep as possible after all. But sometimes, if he's horny enough, he'll go for a quickie. Although you will likely not be able to walk right even with him just being quick.

Risk: Are they willing to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc

Reiner is fairly willing to experiment and will take risks, particularly when it comes to being teased. Being behind you in line, feeling you press your ass into him a bit too purposely. Even at a table, his thigh being rubbed. He loves being teased.

Stamina: How many rounds can they go? How long do they last? Etc

Reiner has a decent amount of stamina, he can probably go for two or three rounds. Each round lasting a while as he does whatever is necessary for you to orgasm. Reiner loves watching you come undone because of him, drawing each orgasm out of you like its an artform and he's a master.

Toys: Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves? Etc

Reiner doesn't use or have his own toys, preferring to use his own hands on himself. However, if you have any? He will gladly use them on you, drawing out all of your pleasure as he fucks you with a dildo, watching how you take the purple, smooth surface.

Unfair: How much do they like to tease?

Reiner loves to be teased. He's a service dom and struggles a bit with not just giving in and giving you what you want. When you've been good at least. When you've been a brat, he can easily give Bertholdt a run for his money as far as being a mean dom goes.

Volume: How loud are they? What sounds do they make? Etc

Reiner is fairly loud, teasing and praising you. He never shuts up, mostly just talking. Although sometimes he lets out grunts. Rarely, you might hear him moan himself, probably because you're sucking him off and he's trying so hard not to fuck your mouth.

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X-ray: What's going on under those clothes?

Reiner likes to be watched and heard. He often jacks off to the idea that you can hear him. He will absolutely go harder and rougher on you if theres the risk of being caught or heard. He will especially growl dirty nothings about that in your ear as he presses you against the wall and absolutely rails you.

Reiner is a large man, his cock no different. Its thick and heavy. His balls match the size of his cock. His cock curves upwards with a few veins and a pink cockhead. He has some body hair that he keeps decently trimmed.

Yearning: How high is their sex drive?

Reiner has a fairly high sex drive, willing to go whenever you are pretty much. He often tries not to go to you for his own desperation but fails, horribly. He only ends up fucking you harder, especially when he has been holding back.

Zzz: How quickly do they fall asleep after?

Reiner only really sleeps well with you so he's probably the first to fall asleep. His arms wrapped around you, nuzzling into your neck with his slight beard lightly scratching you. Sometimes, he doesn't even remember to pull out before falling asleep while cuddling you.

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