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chasingthestarss · 1 month
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I was just scrolling on tumblr and said “I should do something else” then closed tumblr only to immediately forget and open tumblr again. I did this three times in a row. Just opened the app back up again to post this.
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skyebluyt · 3 months
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Headaches
Is it the Urge? Is it the tadpole? Is it the TRAUMA?
It's all of the above
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toothlespoggers · 8 months
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Something that happens
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mosscoveredclown · 2 years
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amazing how fuckers in expensive cars don't know how to actually drive on public roads and highways
like that's a nice BMW it'd be a fucking shame if I rear-ended it
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crystallizabethine · 2 years
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That feeling when a bunch of turtle mutants, a human, and a rat man have a better relationship bond than your actual family does...
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pure-dumbass-tm · 2 years
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I love being ignored. it lets me know exactly . who . you . are
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featherglum · 1 year
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"What possessed you to make a pony version of this character??"
Well it went something like this:
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glucosegaurdian · 2 years
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“You catch more flies with honey than vinegar“
Well guess what? You catch more flies with wine than honey! Yes that’s right Gurls and Bros and Other Gender Hoes! The best way to make friends isn't to be more sweet than salty, it’s to always be DRUNK!
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wafflesesq · 2 years
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chasingthestarss · 1 month
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My google search history this month has been
“how to quit a job?”
“Can I quit a job after just one month is the management is shit?”
“Do I have to work my two weeks notice?”
“Is it awkward to work a two weeks notice when your employer knows you’re quitting”
“how do I pick up my last paycheck if it’s after my last day?”
I’m hopefully gonna put in a two weeks today, wish me luck!!!
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nickadoodle · 2 years
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🥹 i found this and thought this is my Life in a single image
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toothlespoggers · 11 months
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Me: wow my fingernails sure are useful and necessary to complete everyday tasks! Also me:
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lilicsakura · 11 days
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You’ll never know what it’s like….
To constantly be “The Problem”. The Problem as a child, a friend or a partner.
You’ll never know how painful it is to give every warning, communicate your every flaw and to be promised you’ll always be loved only for those same loves to leave you.
You’ll never know how painful it is to overlook every flaw, communicate any issues or concerns you have and to be told they’ll try harder only for the trying to never come.
You’ll one day know that love ISN’T enough. My whole life I followed the Golden Rule. “Treat people how you want to be treated.” I’m an honest and open book, I tell my tales and people flock to listen. To mourn my trauma and take the love I can give them. Then if I become too Problematic, my love doesn’t matter. Communication doesn’t matter. And I’m treated like I’ve wronged them deeply. My tales don’t matter anymore. The bonds we formed don’t matter anymore. I’m too Problematic. Too Clingy. Too annoying.
Do you remember the cake? I do. It was a beautiful cake for a beautiful day. Do you remember us crying together? It was a bittersweet moment when we found comfort in each other. Do you remember the plush blue bird? He’s here with me now. He’s all I have left of you, of what was.
You’ll never know the pain of trying to hold something together so hard it snaps you in half.
You’ll never know because you were never willing to try. Because I was Problematic and you didn’t care if I was alone.
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mosscoveredclown · 2 years
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I think my personal ADHD experience can be pretty well summed up by the fact that I told my partner, at 10:58 in the PM, that I would go to bed soon-- which I fully intended to do, I even took my meds, brushed my teeth, changed clothes, and fixed my bed to do this-- and then remembered that I wanted to change my phone wallpaper (a bi-daily habit of mine), so I then proceeded to do various other things on my phone that led to;
Making a new pin board
Changing my Facebook profile picture
Changing my discord icon
Going through more pin boards
Fantasizing about OC pmv's that I will never draw in a million years
Nail biting
Meticulously organizing one of my pin boards
Creating this post
and so now it's 1:25 in the AM, and I still haven't changed my wallpaper.
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cc-shitposts · 15 days
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2024 has been one prolonged existential crisis for me i fear
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pure-dumbass-tm · 2 years
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not tryin to offend anyone but personally @kurooandkenmasslut is my favorite wive
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