their job is just 𝔹𝔼𝔸ℂℍ 🌊🏖️🥵
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This right here my friends, these aren’t even puppy eyes those are some mf big doe eyes🦌🦌
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Your dad is hot
@iamdarcylewis is a sucia.
“So is your brother.”
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Honestly, with the "golden shower" au, and the "without a cure-SIKE, you need to drink a heavenly demons blood" jokes, im surprised nobody has mentioned about the mythical old (actually incorrect) tradition of eating a tigers "little brother", if you know what i mean?
Because this is pure crack; Heavenly demons have so little members (HeH) left BECAUSE of the belief on the medicinal properties of The MeatStick.
"Get a small bite, have a thousand wives in a single night!"
"this dish in particular is said to enhance 'this certain property'"
"if a woman were to eat one, they would grow a male's genitals."
Just Imagine the crack.
"RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"
Amazing! I suppose Luo Binghe's large pillar actually came from his mom's side. You know, to go with her big balls of steel...
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please tell me all about judder page because that one does not ring a bell as loud as pash cracken
the entirety of my brainrot is contained within the X-Wing books and the NJO-- Page led a commando group that worked with Rogue Squadron a few times, and at the end of the NJO (in the novel Unifying Force) he spent time in a Vong POW camp with Cracken. His Wookiepedia page suggests he was in the Rogue Squadron comics as well but I'm not as caught up with those.
Mostly it was the POW camp plot stuff that made my teenage brain go "👀 something is... here???"
... fuck it maybe I release the post from my drafts and just own my shame
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How many times did you cum?
5, I think, maybe it was 6.
After work, I was trying out a new technique to see if I could make myself squirt and uh, well, it worked. A little too well. After I squirt, I just kept getting horny every like 30 mins or hour and felt the need for “release” again, so I’d indulge and have an orgasm within 5 mins everytime 🥴 it’s like a fucking cracken was released earlier haha, Not that I’m complaining 😇
also 🤫 this is a secret: I was trying to squirt for a video I was making for fansly 🤫 may have gotten that footage 🤫 but it’s a surprise 🤫
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When he said it, I couldn't breath.
I dont know how react. My tears was about to fall but i thought I have no right to cry.
I also dont want you to feel responsible of me hurting.
As soon as we part ways, I wanted to release the cracken and let there be flood of tears!, but nothing comes out. Just plain weakness. Staring at nowhere but feeling of being somewhere not in this world.
In a world were we are together.
I found my self feeling happy and sad while we were in the tube. I was holding your arm and you start holding my fingers then held my hand.
It felt nice and had the second feeling you're mine.
I also felt sad realising you're completely not mine anymore.
You said being with me it felt natural.
But Hey! That doesn't matter anymore.
Whatever Natural feeling is that, It will just be buried somewhere in my memory
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Car of the day: teal painted 'CRACKEN' truck. Top part of license plate frame says 'Release the'. Possibly Seattle Kraken related.
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steve and bucky are both gay but bucky is a 'woah look what a ladies man I am haha totally straight honest' gay whereas steve is an 'I would totally be straight but life keeps mysteriously making me so busy that I can't get a girlfriend because of reasons' gay
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“I’ll marry the first man that says ‘aye’, no questions asked.”
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@necroarchy
arthas vc: iT cOUld be wORse thAn reVENdReth :/
alleria vc: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito
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My History & Systems of Psychology prof just said, “They have often crossed swords,” to talk about people disagreeing...... wholesome man
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perspicacicus liked your post “sylv.anas, hald.uron, lor.themar, the entire windr.unner spire, maybe...”
@perspicacicus does that mean ve.reesa was judgmental too
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