So my jaw just hit the floor.
SEPTEMBER 2ND. Keep your peepers peeled for these guys.
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Gifs from the new What We Do in the Shadows season 3 teaser posted by theshadowsfx on Twitter!
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We’ve finally had several consecutive days of good weather, so everyone is busy making hay for the first (!) time this year. At first it smells like freshly-mown grass on a mass scale, then as it starts drying it takes on such a rich, sunny smell, which doesn’t fade... it feels like a warm hug when I enter the barn on a snowy morning in January and the whole room smells like a summer day.
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straight friend groups are like: *blond girl* *chad* *the funny one* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *kyle*
gay friend groups are like: *the silent one* *asian mike* *evil steve* *freakfest tony* *jane the soulless* *desdemona the shrieker* *big vlad* *little vlad (the guy's a fucking maniac)* *chunt* *elgrad the fifth* *the freak sisters (they're two sisters but they're not related)* *len (my accountant)* *s (and that's because her name is sarah)* *abbadon* *impussa* *horvark the pit master* *mr 50s* *it's wesley sykes* *count rapula* *black vlad the exsanguinator* *gunthrapple and his brother krilsack*
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so i finished season 1 and i think i might be obsesed!!!!
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the oldest trick in the vampire books
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Nandor the Relentless by Suspirialand
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But I'm congenial 💛💜💛 Heidi N Closet on The Pit Stop
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SOOOOOO... I got this from this post... And I remebered this post... Where Harvey talks about Guillermo’s ex being in season 3...
And a plot of this season is Nandor mild-life (death?) crisis and his love life...
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SLYTHERIN: "I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What's wrong?' Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?" –Bill Hicks (Relentless)
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Imagine Loki first meeting you in the middle of a battle, and only seeing you as a bloodthirsty, relentless warrioress who will stop at nothing to defend those she loves, until he sees your much softer side during a walk, where you rescue a baby chipmunk, help an old lady find her way, and give a man screaming at his dog where he thinks no one can see him the what-for all in one day.
Alternatively, imagine first meeting Loki during a calm day at Avengers Tower, where you’re shyly reading a book. He sees how soft and caring you are and thinks you’re a total weakling, until the middle of a battle, where you save his ass unexpectedly and are a ruthless, cunning heroine.
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
— 1.09 The Orgy
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The earth beneath us, indifferent, busy as it is, making and unmaking. Which I suppose, is what makes April cruel. Because it's relentless, the way the world goes on, pushing out tulips and sparrows, with or without us. And I don't want to back away from it with its polluted streams and sadness, and I don't want to grasp on with the tight fist of my heart.
Danusha Laméris, from “Passion Fish,” The American Poetry Review (vol. 48, no. 3, May/June 2019)
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HUFFLEPUFF: “I do have a healthy skepticism, I think we all should. But I think if you listen closely enough, you’ll find that my message, if I as a joke-blower could be pompous enough to have one, is that we’re all alright and it’s gonna work out. I don’t find that cynical at all.” –Bill Hicks (Relentless)
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Vegas leads series 3:0
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You've been running wild, but not for me
I feel just like a child that cannot see
Your voice waking me
Saying I should see
You're lost, well I'm free
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