The father of all Simps
I used to pour a whole damn box of them wafers in a bowl and pour the communion wine in and have me some Jesus Cereal
The dude is going to give you eight nights of ass whippings.￼￼
It’s just a prank bro
Reason 145678 why I’m not religious
I’ll have to try that
I’m not a religious person(or Christian for that matter), but I told a friend of mine who regularly attends church about how during a game of among us, we all voted for Jesus to be ejected, and she told me about Judas’s betrayal and I couldn’t help it
If you think about it, canonizing someone as a saint was the original form of stanning.
i had a realisation
English Protestants @ the Pope:
this is your daily reminder that M*hammad made adoption forbidden in Isl*m because he wanted to fuck his adoptive son’s ex-wife (he was the reason for their divorce) without criticism from his followers because pre-isl*mic Arab customs were against it so he rejected Zaid as his son and Zaiynab became just a regular divorced woman (she was also his first cousin but that’s a whole other can of worms) , what a self serving selfish horndog. and now millions of kids have to suffer because momo couldn’t keep it in his pants.
picture below is just a memed version of the thing
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Said The Lord Unto Man, But Man Just Smiled And Nodded As He Shat Upon Everything That Has Ever Been. Ever.
And God Sent A Great Plauge, And God Said Unto The Evil One Fine! You Were Right. Is What You Wanted To Hear?!
And The Evil One Said Yes, As He Sipped His Margarita.
14:14, The Book Of Tumblr