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#remus incorrect quotes
zoei101 · a year ago
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Janus: It's day 420 with the Light Sides and-
Remus: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND A ANOTHER ONE GONE
Roman: REMUS GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD
Logan: *loudly sobbing*
Thomas: *sobbing louder*
Virgil: *hissing loudly attached to the ceiling*
Patton: Virgil get off the ceiling, kiddo
Patton: Twins! Watch the-
crashing
Patton: stairs...
Janus, whispering: somebody please save me
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anxious-chaos-art · a year ago
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Incorrect quote based off of a conversation me and peach had:
*talking about hair products*
Roman: I mean mine smells like coconut
Remus: Lmao so did mine for a while but I don't really like the taste of coconut so i stopped using it so much
Roman: the taste???
Remus: yes.
Remus: the taste
Roman: i-
Roman: how are you still alive????
Remus: I have no clue :))))
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Logan: i have THE sharpest memory, I've never forgotten anything,name one thing I've forgotten
Remus: you left me at the grocery store last week
Logan: oh trust me, I did not forget, try again
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incorrectfand0m · a year ago
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Remus: I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to Hell for being gay because I feel like they’re overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons that I am going to Hell.
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holographicwardrobe · a year ago
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Patton: How do you deal with him?!
Remus: *running across the mindscape whilst on fire screaming*
Janus: *takes a sip out of the wine glass in his hand*
Janus: I don’t.
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christmas-moony · 15 days ago
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McGonagall: Black and Potter did what?
Madam Pomfrey: Well, I told them they weren't allowed to see Mr. Lupin because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injuried.
McGonagall: ...and?
Madam Pomfrey: So they punched each other in the face and told me they were injuried.
McGonagall: ...
Pomfrey:...
McGonagall: ...
McGonagall: well, I must admire their dedication.
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mystical-marauder · 7 months ago
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The marauders: *playing dungeons and dragons*
The marauders: *complete a quest*
Villagers: we're so thankful how could we ever repay you?
Remus: can I have chocolate cake?
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zoei101 · a year ago
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Remus: hey double d I think I'm lactose intolerant.
Janus: Why is tha- ohmygod
Remus: yeah I had some chocolate milk earlier then I threw up
Janus: REMUS THERE'S A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH why am i surprised-
Remus, looking at his stomach: Oh yeah, I forgot I put that there
Remus: anyways, like I was saying I had some milk-
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mischief-marauders · 5 months ago
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Marauders Era as Annabelle tweets
James Potter
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Sirius Black
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Remus Lupin
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Lily Evans
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Regulus Black
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Marlene McKinnon
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Dorcas Meadowes
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anxious-chaos-art · a year ago
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*Incorrect quotes as actual text conversations me and my friends have had*
Remus: Janus and phone chargers. I want both to be by my side forever.
Roman: who are y'alls crush's i need to know the tea
oml that's so cute 😭😭😭😭
BUT TELL ME UR GUYS CRUSHESSSSS
Logan: lol what crush
*suddenly remembers patton*
U mean pat?
Lol
Roman:i currently don't have a crush and i wouldn't be surprised if no one liked me either 🥰
Virgil: I've never had a crush
Roman: V ur lucky it's an absolute pain
Virgil: It seems like one
Remus: I ate rock
Virgil: scrumptious
Remus: yes.
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exilesblack · 19 days ago
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*at the mall*
remus: i lost my friends, could i make an announcement?
worker: sure
remus: goodbye you little sh*ts
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incorrectfand0m · 2 years ago
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“I identify very strongly with baby elephants because I also have very dry skin and just want to be loved”
—Remus Sanders (just give him some love)
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