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whydidisavethistomyphone · 9 months

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#writers strike #actors strike #teamsters strike #vince mcmahon #kylo ren #more

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hilacopter · 5 months

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part 10!!! let's fucking go

I'm planning on maybe doing something fun with these after part 11 so stay tuned :)))

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artilite · 7 months

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the idea of cheng xiaoshi with penguins have been haunting me for the past week for literally no reason orz so i had to get the brainworms out

#a little bonus lu guang snuck in too #he's definitely a sharks guy #and cxs a penguins guy #ql strikes me as jellyfish person #yay for sea creatures!!#link click #link click s2 #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #link click fanart #shiguang daili ren #time agents #sgdlr #artilite #artilite doodle

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darth-memes · 1 month

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katsona-the-katsequel · 12 days

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If we were to seriously consider a Protag Swap AU, then most of the protags are fucked.

Let's consider P5 for this scenario, since its the most well-known story. The protags considered are Naoya, Tatsuya, Maya, Minato, Kotone, and Yu (and remember, the events of P5 also shape them as they go). Of course, all of them defended the woman and got sued.

I can see everyone but Maya becoming friends with Ryuji and Ann. Those two would get babysitter vibes from Maya instead of reliable older sister (sorry, queen, but maybe you shouldn't have unironically adviced them to Live, Laugh, Love. You're also not a student and have nothing to do with Shujin). We only have Naoya, Tatsuya, Minato, Kotone, and Yu left.

Out of all of them, only Minato, Kotone and Yu would give Akechi the time of day. The rest were either weirded out by his attitude, too annoyed by his plastic smile, or decided it wasn't worth it to get too close to someone investigating the Phantom Thieves (or all of them at the same time). Without the Akechi confidant, the others lost a lot of intel and clues the Phantom Thieves actually got to put the pieces of the mystery together and an ally for the Third Semester.

Kotone never began the Kawakami confidant due to not being invited to Operation Maidwatch. Shame, because she would have reacted a lot like Akira did in lots of main events. I also don't want to put her through the interrogation torture.

Now that I think about it, Yu would have been a smidge more reluctant about the regular Change of Hearts business that the Phantom Thieves undertook. If the circumstances and story aligns, he would go with it in the end, but the entire story and general vibes wouldn't have the same impact than when Akira did it. Minato's Joker is a bit more stoic and way less flashy and passionate about the Phantom Thieves' mission, seeing more like a necessary duty.

In the end, only Akira could do it.

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0pin0n-custard · 2 years

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The Unofficial Star Wars Limb Olympics!

Who has chopped off the most limbs? Let’s find out (books and TV show dismemberments not included.)

Honorable Mentions:

While Mace Windu did not chop off any limbs, he did successfully decapitate one (1) Mandalorian.

Chewbacca never dismembered anyone onscreen, however he is a Wookiee. Wookiees are well known for ripping people’s arms out of their sockets. Lord only knows how many limbs were lost to his hand.

6th Place: Yan Dooku

Nothing too impressive. In Attack of the Clones, the Count was the first to cut off one (1) of Padawan Anakin Skywalker’s arms.

Total: One (1) Limb

5th Place: Yoda

In Revenge of the Sith, Jedi Grand Master Yoda cut off one (1) clone trooper’s arm at the ruins of the Jedi Temple. What gave him the edge over Yan Dooku was that Yoda also decapitated two (2) clone troopers initially after Order 66 was broadcasted.

Total: One (1) Limb

4th Place: Ben Solo

Following in his namesake’s footsteps, he cut a Sith in half. In The Last Jedi, Kylo Ren removed two (2) of Emperor Snoke’s legs.

Total: Two (2) Limbs

Bronze Medal: Luke Skywalker

In true Disaster Lineage fashion, Luke Skywalker was very successful at removing limbs. His first time occurred on Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back, when he cut off one (1) of a Wampa’s arms in self defense.

Obi Wan did teach Luke well, because in Return of the Jedi, he sliced one (1) of Darth Vader’s cybernetic arms off. The fact that these dismemberments occurred on separate occasions is what gave Luke a higher placement than Ben Solo.

Total: Two (2) Limbs

Silver Medal: Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

After losing his arm to Yan Dooku [see 6th Place], Anakin must have realized what an effective battle strategy dismemberment was.

In Revenge of the Sith, he returned the favor to Dooku two-fold by cutting off both (2) of the Sith’s hands (followed promptly by beheading him.)

In an effort to save Sheev Palpatine, Anakin chopped one (1) of Mace Windu’s hands off.

Many years later, in The Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader welcomed Luke Skywalker into the family by cutting off one (1) of his hands.

Total: Four (4) Limbs

Gold Medal: Obi Wan Kenobi

A surprise to no one, Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi has the highest limb count by a landslide.

He started his journey off in The Phantom Menace by foolishly believing that chopping a humanoid in half would kill them. He removed both (2) of Darth Maul’s legs.

Ten years later, following one of Padme Amidala’s many assassination attempts, Obi Wan disarmed the bounty hunter Zam Wessel by cutting off one (1) of her hands.

In the arena on Geonosis, he sliced two (2) of an ackley’s arms off.

In Revenge of the Sith, Obi Wan faced off against General Grevious and a droid army on Utapau. He decapitated one of Grievous’ guards and cut off two (2) of the General’s hands.

In the battle against his former Padawan on Mustafar, Kenobi set a limb record by cutting off both (2) of Anakin’s legs and his remaining (1) flesh arm.

His final dismemberment took place in A New Hope at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Once again, he disarmed someone in the literal sense; he cut off one (1) of Ponda Baba’s arms.

Total: Eleven (11) Fucking Limbs

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crimescrimson · 3 months

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Ryuji Protects The Phantom Thieves With His Own Special Ability in Persona 5 Royal (2019) [1] [2]

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legallybrunettedotcom · 10 months

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ROT AND ASSIMILATE II STAR WARS II YOUTUBE LINK

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generalkenobee · 10 months

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Can we ever get a Luke skywalker mommy kink smut fic? Please your amazing thank you for all you do

IM SO SORRY IF THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU WANTED, IF NOT JUST MESSAGE ME AND ILL FIX IT😭

Why does he look so buff in that GIF?

A little overstim, brat Luke, reader is a little mean, reader puts her hand on Luke's throat but doesn't apply much pressure, name calling, degrading

The request basically has the summary down sooo

Luke's voice always got so so high pitched and whiny when he was about to cum "oh mommy-"

"no. I already said no so I don't know why you keep being a brat" you responded wrapping you hand around his throat applying just the right amount of pressure making him toss his head back bucking his hips up into your hand moaning

"oh yeah I know you love being choked" you said fighting your grip and moving your hand up and down, pumping him a little faster now.

"Mommy- Mommy! Please p-please stop I'm gonna- auhh" your boyfriends eyes rolled back while white spurts of cum shot up onto his toned chest. Luke's whole body relaxed and he was in a state of complete euphoria. However his perfect nirvana was crushed when he remembered..

His eyes shot open looking at you pleadingly

"mommy please I didn't mean to, i-it was an accident I tried to warn you mommy please don't - aughh!! Fuck!"

Your hand continued pumping faster now.

"oh your wanna cum you pathetic slut? Cum then! Cum all you want. Your body is going to give me as much as it can till you can't remember your own name."

Your tone was harsh and even slightly mean

"and also, since when are you aloud to say 'fuck'?" You questioned. Luke looked up at you and was scared to answer, he knew his voice was going to break and he also knew he wasn't thinking straight "ne-nev" but he was interrupted by his own moans

"what was that slut?" Your hand squeezed his base tighter while you slapped his swollen pretty cock head.

"never!" You said while tears started to pool in his eyes

"aww you're crying baby boy? You wanna cum more?" Your hand sped up.

"mommy mommy mommy! I- oh maker I love you so fucking much mommy!" It was like your boyfriend was chanting while he came more on your hand

"oh..I love you too baby boy"

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kepler-1b · 11 months

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emgod666 · 7 months

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everyone, i have a major announcement. it is today that i finally found THIS man. the man who has plagued warner brothers for far too long. dr. lorre. PETER LORRE. Everybody, applaud with standing ovation.

They caricatur-ized Peter Lorre. see here?

And then again in Corpse Bride

BUT I THOUGHT THIS MAN PETER LORRE WAS BASED ON CHAZZ PALMINTERI

that's how this all started, chazz palminteri

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here is a book based on the phenomenon.

here is media footage of the WB peter lorre character

this is peter lorre's iconic voice. ren of ren and stimpy is based on peter.

#peter lorre #sag aftra strike #wga strike #“i haven't seen such a beautiful bubble since i was a child”#corpse bride #warner bros #chazz palminteri #ren and stimpy #a quick google search would have solved this mystery but i wasn't typing the right questions

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gotham-at-nightfall · 1 year

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S t a r W a r s

Prequel // Original // Sequel

By Uzuri Art

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hilacopter · 7 months

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Gather 'round folks, you know what time it is 😛

I edited Joker's sprite myself to make him blush which is why it looks bad

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if-loki-was-a-fox · 1 month

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I feel like if Doc and Ren were living together (like they were in hc8) they would just have redstone machines do all their household chores (dishes, laundry, etc) because neither of them want to actually do any of the chores manually. I haven't watched enough of either yet to prove this, but it is my current impression

#I Lso feel like doc would be more likely to know how / ren would be more more obnoxious about getting out of it #but Doc would still complain and tey to get Ren to help #and Rem strikes me as more capable of bossing Doc around than Doc is able to boss Ren around #but that's purely based on like two hc8 interactions #just me rambling #rendoc #rambling about blorbos

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darth-memes · 1 year

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kaumaridevi · 7 months

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madatobi hanahaki au except instead of throwing up flowers, the uchiha afflicted with the flower disease will have the flowers grow around their eyes and strangle their tenketsu points. even after going blind, if they don't take care of the unspoken love, the roots will reach into their skull and kill them.

good thing tobirama's jealousy isn't going to let it get that far

#madatobi #ren's obsession with eye gore strikes again

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