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hmshermitcraft · 15 days
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Blowing yourself up hurts.
Especially if it's not an instinct. If Doc explodes because he's startled it's a LOT better than if he ignites himself (not that either experience is pleasant, he'd rather not have either thank you very much.)
Ren didn't know that. He had no idea, he pulled out the lighter to be funny and-
"it's ok" Doc assures him. He'd kept it to himself to avoid people using it against him. Ren couldn't know.
That doesn't stop Ren from feeling awful and wanting to cuddle Doc to make up for it
Ren is at Doc's beck and call for several months following it - much to Doc's annoyance. He loves Ren. He really does. Ren doesn't need to feel guilty about it, he couldn't know any better because Doc didn't say anything. Doc's pretty sure most people on the server assume he can't blow up, since he works hard to keep level-headed.
Ren isn't going to give up until he feels like he's adequately paid his debts either way, so Doc is going to make the most of all the cuddles he gets out of it.
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rainofthetwilight · 5 months
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@taddymason @finn-m-corvex @weekend-whip @sharksandjays DAD JAY COUNCIL. DO YOU ACCEPT THESE MEME REDRAWS OF MINE I MADE AT 3 AM???
(also yes that cat is flint!! thank you fishybehaviour for the lil guy, and yes I gave noah a bi bracelet)
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finn-m-corvex · 5 months
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So I know Jay has a thousand children now, but may I suggest adding to the family. . .
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A cat??
I’m thinking his name is Flint
(also this is just an idea I had u don’t have to add him to anything if you don’t want)
@weekend-whip @taddymason @rainofthetwilight COUNCIL OF DAD JAY, DO WE ADOPT THIS CAT KNOWN AS FLINT?
I VOTE AYE! TESSA AND NOAH WOULD BOTH LOVE THE CAT!
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firebird-legacy · 5 months
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“average person rbs 3 hunters a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person rbs 0 hunters per year. Hunters Ren, who lives in cave & rbs over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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vindikaetion · 5 months
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Hehe HI @jackshiccup !! Just in case you haven't seen this before, I posted a smidge of the next chapter hereee. But here's another smidge! Hoping to get the next chapter out soon :)
“Did you like your classes?” Jamie asked.
Sophie’s frown changed from being annoyed at him, to being annoyed in general. “It was fine,” she shrugged, giving him her juicebox; she’d never been a fan of the taste, and it meant Jamie could get two boxes every day. “All the other kids kept staring at me…” 
Jamie let out a sigh. “Me too. Just ignore them for now. They’ll get bored eventually and leave us alone.”
Just to prove him wrong, a thud came from across the table as someone slammed down their tray. 
Flinching, Jamie tried not to cower at the group of kids suddenly towering over them. At the front, like some sort of pack-leader, was a girl in a beanie whose face was doing a strange impression of a creepy sales clerk. 
Jamie inched closer to Sophie. Hopefully, this school did bullying the modern way; through the internet, and not through good old-fashioned roughhousing at the back of the bleachers. 
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roryintheir90s · 8 months
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Sometimes I think about how Grian never left the desert.
Or how Scar moved on relatively quickly to the magical mountain, but then didn't leave that place. Didn't, move on, feeling lonelier than ever and Grian missing a version of the scar that is long gone.
How Martyn never left Evo, never left Dogwards either. How he's stuck in two places at the same time.
But Ren moved on. He thinks about Matryn sometimes, but he moved on.
How Tango wants to leave the ranch out of bitterness and bc "that right", "because he should" but isn't able to.
Or how Jimmy tries to move on, and slowly, just slowly with every little baby step he's doing it.
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tikycuki · 2 months
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banshee skizz. oh also rendog too I guess.
don't ask why I randomly started hermitshipping.
the second one reminded me of something too
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holy shat television female or something idk
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dykefever · 5 months
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true love is randomly picking a fic because you think it sounds fun and then reading it and it's exactly the kind of thing you like and then finding out it's by your very own ren.... true love ..
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theinvisiblemuseum · 1 year
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lily losing to remus is criminal. that man has never had sex. he wouldn't know what to do he is literally a coat rack come to life. like he has never won anything ever. he is a chronic loser. a girlfailure. the words slut off would have him recoiling im going to be sick
it’s really the voting disparity that’s making me scream and throw up lily IS SO MUCH SLUTTIER THAN THAT.. i can’t believe y’all threw her away round one. also exposing u because this is the best way anyone has ever described remus to me
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u were so right and for what
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spacenintendogs · 4 months
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SPARKLCCCC 🫶🏽
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ILY REN!!!!!!!!! RIGHT BACK AT U!!!
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hmshermitcraft · 20 days
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Doc was always the strongest between he and Ren - just objectively, a 7'3 cyborg is going to most likely be stronger than a 5'6 wolf hybrid.
Turns out that Doc's immune system is absolute shit. Ren learns that the hard way
Doc also gets stubborn. Ren would've thought sickness would ease the guy up, but no. He just gets worse and Ren is left to deal with it.
He's discovered the best way to manage it? Be pathetic back. Even Doc isn't immune to the puppy dog eyes.
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rainofthetwilight · 5 months
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@taddymason @finn-m-corvex @weekend-whip @sharksandjays HEY DAD JAY COUNCIL. GUESS WHO MADE MORE MEMES (totally not to ignore studying)
ENJOY <333
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finn-m-corvex · 6 months
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DAD JAY AU MEMES #1
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@weekend-whip @rainofthetwilight @taddymason we have created a wonderful thing
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itsjaywalkers · 6 months
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idk whats happening but i see snippets n i wanna play !! trick or treat xx
ren u always indulge me whenever i reblog a silly ask game.. even when u don't know what it's about.. i love u . very much .
for u i have a lil snippet of wolfstar being cute <3
“James, I’d appreciate it if you stopped hogging my boyfriend,” a voice from inside the flat exclaims, startling Regulus a little. It’s deep and sort of raspy, but pleasant nonetheless. “The rest of us want to see him too.” “Speak for yourself,” snorts someone else, his voice smoother.  “Aw, Rem, are you jealous?” James sing-songs, cocking his head back with a teasing grin.  “Why should I? He likes me best.” “That’s not true!” “Yes, it is,” Sirius corrects him, moving past him and walking inside the flat. James glares at him half-heartedly, but Sirius has already forgotten all about him. “Remus!” “Hi, sweetheart,” the voice, Remus, responds, tone gone so soft it almost gives Regulus goosebumps. He’s quite glad that he can’t see the scene from where he’s standing, because regardless of how happy it makes him to see his brother so content, he isn’t interested in watching him being all lovey-dovey with his boyfriend.
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steelycunt · 1 year
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one thing about me. i havent watched the film you're talking about
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roryintheir90s · 8 months
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Do you guys ever think whether Martyn was actually happy with Ren or if he was just trying to fill up an emotional hole that was left in his heart?
Maybe that was the reason why Ren moved on so fast.... Because knew that despite it all he wasn't what Martyn looked for
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