One Unholy Assassin has to kill someone every tenday per Bhaal’s tenets. So 125 is the bare MINIMUM before you factor in however many other Unholy Assassins in the city. THEN REGULAR CRIME
LMAOOO I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT. that brings us to:
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I can't believe this is a real frame. like they sat down and animated this and put it in an official video. what is this supposed to mean
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that literally looks like a renaissance painting
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The Lamentation over the Dead Christ
The Death of Socrates
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CANNOT remember who said ‘idk why foreman/house isn’t as popular considering the tension that foreman is becoming more & more like him but can’t stand it’ but LIKE. i’m on s1 and we get house saying “that’s why i ride u’ so already…... and then when foreman is bugging chase & cameron on what it means chase fr says ‘he’s got a crush on ya’ SO.
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Just saw a reel on instagram that pretty much went like "self taught artists will be mind blown then they will have to learn to draw anatomy"
And? And? I learned anatomy pretty well then I used to do traditional back in school. You aren't special if you went to art school yn...
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Hi my name is Monsieur Madeleine Fauchelevent Leblanc Urban Fabre and I have short white hair (that's how I got my name) with grey streaks and a white beard that reaches my chest and grey eyes that look honorable and dignified and a lot of people tell me I look like Jean Valjean (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Bishop Muriel but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an ex-convict but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a mayor and I go to the National Guard in Paris where I'm legally exempt (I'm sixty). I'm a father (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Le Bon Marche and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing blue trousers with a matching blue frock coat and a broad-brimmed hat which always appears to be new. I was wearing a black cravat and a quaker shirt that was dazzlingly white but made of coarse linen. I was walking around at the Rue de l'Ouest side of Luxembourg which skirts the parapet of the Pepiniere. A young man with an ambiguous prudence and an awkward daring stared at me and my daughter. I put my middle finger up at him.
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I'm literally on the verge of tears right now
I ordered a new stylus pen for my laptop and it's not fucking compatible with my fucking laptop..
why put "Digital pen for Compatible Windows 10 devices" if you won't connect to my fuCKING WINDOWS 11
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am I dumb or can Smeyer not use calendars????
at the end of NM chapter 6 Bella and Angela talk about how "today is January 19th [2006]" and Bella moved to Forks one year and one day ago... so she moved to Forks on Monday and started school on Tuesday, Jan 18th??? Who the fuck moves across the country and starts school on a random Tuesday???
And much more importantly - the conversation they're having in NM is taking place on an in-universe MONDAY - they're all discussing their past WEEKEND endeavors at the lunch table... and January 19th 2006 IS A FUCKING THURSDAY
STEPHENIE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WHY CAN YOU NOT USE A CALENDAR
she could've said 16th - then that would make it a Monday in NM and a Sunday in Twilight - which would make a whole lot more sense. like???? I just DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WOMAN
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all I have to do for this dead romans comic is look up what crassus was up to for one specific year and I cannot find it in me to do it. its THEE easiest research for a bit I've ever had to do and immediately all the energy leaves my body at the thought.
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