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cigsandchampagne · 2 years
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I knew those moves looked familiar! I know who you leaned how to dance from Louis!
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GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony’s intro theme slaps so goddamn hard.
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airbussy-a330 · 10 months
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the last week has been shit for me especially today BUT guess who found a 20$ on the ground while taking a walk
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doodlboy · 11 months
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Just saw a YouTube tutorial for the most white woman dancing I've ever seen, deadass she was teaching you how to vaguely shuffle in place
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campsearchlight · 8 months
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Mentioned a ball happening at the Bliss Estate in my homebrew campaign last Friday and my players lost their minds when they found out the woman who owns it is named Lady Renata Bliss
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onlylivinboy · 2 years
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Hi I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.
🕺🏻 💃🏻👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️
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blueiskewl · 5 months
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The Tomb of a Royal Scribe Discovered in Egypt
Czech experts have made another important discovery in the Egyptian archaeological site in Abusir. They found the hitherto unexplored tomb of the royal scribe Dzhehutiemhat, which is richly decorated in the form of many hieroglyphic texts and images. They mainly consist of ritual and religious texts, which were supposed to ensure the soul of the deceased an eternal life in the next world.
In April and May of this year, another part of field research by Czech Egyptologists regarding shaft tombs from the middle of the first millennium BC took place in Abusir, Egypt. It was here that the archaeological team of the Czech Institute of Egyptology of the Faculty of Arts of Charles University discovered the tomb of a hitherto unknown dignitary from the time of the Persian invasion of Egypt.
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“It is a richly decorated shaft tomb of medium size, whose owner, a certain Džehutiemhat, held the office of royal scribe,” explains Ladislav Bareš, who has been coordinating the research of Abusir shaft tombs for a long time.
From the tomb, the above-ground part of which was destroyed already in ancient times, only the main shaft was preserved, at the bottom of which lay a burial chamber made of limestone blocks at a depth of 14 meters. Access to it was provided by a small, more northerly shaft and a narrow corridor approximately three meters long connecting the access shaft with the burial chamber.
For reasons still unknown, this access shaft was largely filled with several dozen decorated limestone blocks, originating from the dismantled above-ground part of the nearby majestic tomb of General Menechibnekon.
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A tomb with rich decoration
The burial chamber is richly decorated with texts and other scenes. A long sequence of incantations against snakebite from the Pyramid Texts covers the north entrance wall. Interestingly, the snakes mentioned in these magical texts represented a potential danger, but could also serve as powerful protectors of the deceased and his mummy.
“While the entrance to the nearby Menechibnekon’s burial chamber was protected by the guardians of the gates of the 144th chapter of the Book of the Dead, in the case of Džehutiemhat, snakes from the Pyramid Texts play this role,” adds Renata Landgráfová, director of the Institute of Egyptology and an expert on the ancient Egyptian language and texts.
The south and west walls are covered with a sacrificial ritual and an extensive sacrificial list. On the ceiling of the burial chamber are depictions of the journey of the sun god Reo through the sky, first in the morning and then in the evening celestial bar. The depictions are accompanied by hymns to the rising and setting sun. Inside the burial chamber covered with relief decoration is a large stone sarcophagus, which also bears hieroglyphic inscriptions and depictions of gods, both outside and inside. The lid is decorated with texts taken from the Book of the Dead, but also excerpts from the much older Pyramid Texts, which partially repeat sayings that also appear on the walls of the burial chamber.
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Ritual texts for eternal life
On the bottom of the inner wall of the sarcophagus bath, the goddess of the west, Imentet, is depicted, and its inner sides bear the so-called canopic sayings, spoken by this goddess and the earth god Geb. “The goddess of the west inside the sarcophagus represents the protector, guide and symbolic mother of the deceased,” explains Jiří Janák, who analyzes and interprets religious and magical texts as part of field research.
All the mentioned spiritual-ritual texts were supposed to ensure the deceased a smooth entry into a blissful and well-secured eternal life in the afterlife.
The tomb of the scribe Dzhehutiemhat was discovered almost empty, as it was robbed probably already in the 5th century AD, similar to other tombs in this burial ground.
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The deceased suffered from sedentary work
From the anthropological analysis of the skeletal remains, which was carried out by leading Egyptian experts, it was found that Dzhehutiemhat died at a relatively early age of around 25 years, he bore the signs of a kind of occupational disease (wear and tear of the spine during sedentary work) and suffered from severe osteoporosis, i.e. thinning of the bones.
The latter fact could place him in the family of other inhabitants of the Abusir shaft tomb burial, in whom the disease was also confirmed, such as the famous Iufaa, the owner of a nearby much larger tomb, whose unlooted burial chamber was discovered in 1996.
It is therefore possible that most of the owners of the tombs buried in this part of the Abusir necropolis belonged to one extended family, firmly anchored in the military elite of late Saiyan Egypt. However, Dzhehutiemhat’s mother probably came from completely different circles and a different part of Egypt at that time. Her two names can be translated as “Nubian” and “Fox”, while the latter is written in an unusual, most likely Berber form.
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They also found a collection of pottery in the tomb. “The discovery of a large fragment of a Chian amphora with a perfectly smoothed edge is also very interesting, because the ancient looters probably used it as a shovel,” says Květa Smoláriková, who is an expert on Egyptian ceramics and Greek imports in the Czech team.
“The recently discovered tomb of the dignitary Džehutiemhat on the Abusír archaeological concession is the latest piece of knowledge in the mosaic of the history of ancient Egypt at the end of its glory in the late period, in the 6th century BC,” says Miroslav Bárta, director of Czech archaeological research in Abusír, about the discovery.
“The shaft tombs represent a special type of tombs of this time. They were created as a specific attempt by the ancient Egyptian elites for a renaissance and are based on the form of the tomb of King Djoser, the founder of the famous Old Kingdom, the time of the pyramid builders in the 3rd millennium BC,” he adds.
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the-volturi-diaries · 9 months
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okay but a random Twilight thot??
Bella spends the entire fucking series so horny for Ed's popsicle that it's almost funny (Edward: oh, I cannot read her mind but certainly Bella is not horny on main like Other Girls! Anyone who has read the books: 👀👀👀). Like, the girl was so hot for him and it fucking showed lol.
Which is why it's even funnier to me...the idea of Y/N Swan getting fucked by her Volturi guard whenever she damn well pleases. She's older than Bella and attending community college in Forks while working, met her guard by mistake and fell madly in love...much to Ed's chagrin. For real, she just sends a text and that's that, they're either flying to stay the night or coming to pick her up, no thots but her.
Edward is in the room across from her, staring lovingly at Bella and being all mopey...meanwhile Y/N is either sneaking out with or sneaking in another vampire and, well, they won't be sleeping for a loooong while. Tying to ignore the headboard against the wall, the little whispers and moans, Y/N too blissed out to care.
Honestly, Dad, I don't know why my bed broke like that, how bizarre! Meanwhile Felix has already ordered a bigger, better, far less breakable bed for her room.
Or Demetri giving Ed a little wink when he's sneaking around with Sister swan, offers him advice for the wedding night.
Heidi fixes her lipstick in her little hand mirror and leaves a little love note upon Sister Swan's pillow, sealed with a kiss and a declaration of never-ending love.
Santiago takes a nice long shower in the early morning with her, kisses and laughter muffled beneath the running water.
Renata sneaks down to make her breakfast and starts the coffee for her, slipping out into the sleek car parked down the street (and maybe clipped the Volvo...accidently).
And when she transfers college?? Accepts a "scholarship" (Aro is paying for everything, he wants that little shield so bad it's not even funny) in Italy and moves away with her love??? Edward is SO HAPPY, he's finally free from her degeneracy! Until she comes home to visit. And brings her guard along with her. And it starts all over again (he can't wait until she's turned and living in Volterra forever, he refuses to visit them).
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nyctophiliq · 2 years
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+ . . . 𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋
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moss' 100 followers event!
status [ closed ] — writing phase !!!
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"and if you hold me without hurting me, you'll be the first who ever did."
past lovers weren't kind, haven't cared enough to consider your feelings but with them it was all different. it was a love that held you close to their chest in the morning, eyes gazing at you with so much warmth and adoration. they thread their fingers with yours, brushing a kiss to your knuckles, before pressing your joined hands to their chest and shutting their eyes in bliss once more. they will never ever hurt you, or let you get hurt in anyway.
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𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒
— please only send in one prompt with a character
— only request one character at a time
— please only request the characters that are listed in this event and not on moss' main rule page
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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
— ( arcane ) cassandra, grayson, caitlyn, ambessa, mel, grayson, sevika
— ( valorant ) viper, sage, reyna, killjoy, jett, fade, neon
— ( leauge of legends ) renata glasc, vayne, samira,
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
— sfw —
peach 🍑 ;; " are you going to keep pacing or are you coming in? "
sage 🌿 ;; " i'm better when i'm with you "
fish cake 🍥 ;; " what came over you? " — " teenager feelings i guess "
milk 🥛 ;; " promise that you'll hold me forever "
cake 🍰 ;; " nobody held me like this, you're the first "
crayon 🖍️ ;; " did you just kiss me? "
tri-color dango 🍡 ;; " you are very endearing when you are half-asleep "
love letter 💌 ;; " i can't imagine this world without you "
ice cube 🧊 ;; " mmm... you're warm "
candy 🍬 ;; " let me kiss it better "
juice box 🧃 ;; " any time without you is far too long "
cupcake 🧁 ;; " you got something... the corner of your lips "
onigiri 🍙 ;; " i'm not going to get sick, you baby, let me help you "
socks 🧦 ;; " keep the shirt, looks cute on you "
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— nsfw —
chains ⛓ ;; " don't be shy "
spider 🕷 ;; " you know, you look real pretty when you cry "
coconut 🥥 ;; " no, no, look at me darling "
dvd / cd 💿 ;; " say please "
bandaid 🩹 ;; " open wide and say ah "
safety pin 🧷 ;; " kitten, don't make me tell you twice "
dice 🎲 ;; " i can't focus with your hands that high on my thighs "
cigarette 🚬;; " somebody might hear us if you don't quiet down "
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vierschanzentournee · 2 years
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mahmood dancing like renata bliss my new freestyle dance instructor
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This song has absolutely no right to slap as hard as it does with a name like that.
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elenazamos · 5 months
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I think about freestyle dance teacher renata bliss a lot
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frances-baby-houseman · 4 months
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I'm almost done with Barbra but here are a few more gems:
My favorite note since she went on a tangent about McConnell's ice cream while talking about how fat Marlon Brando had gotten:
I went home so distressed that I asked Renata to make me a hotdog with mustard and relish. Fuck the diet. And then when I had finished, I said, "I need another one." I ate them both in bed, with two coffee ci cream cones afterward (I can never have just one), while I read the latest issue of The Economist. I thought, no more relationships. Back to politics.
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On becoming a day trader:
One month, I made six figures buying and selling eBay, Amazon, AOL, and Apple, and that's what got Donna Karan interested. She wanted to give me a million dollars to invest for her. At first I said no. I wasn't happy when I lost my own money (which also happened, by the way), but I would be absolutely horrified to lose my friend's money.
I asked her, "Are you willing to lose it all? One million dollars?" And she said, "Yes!" (I think that's because her husband, Stephan, who was not only an artist but also a smart businessman, had just made a fantastic deal for her to sell her company.) And if we had profits, we both agreed to spend it on renting boats, which was our favorite kind of vacation.
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The kind of irrelevant details she has chosen to include, which made this thing 1000 pages but is also the parts I love best about it:
Madeleine was born in Czechoslovakia. I felt a connection to that country after Yentl, and when she invited me to come to a Czech play and told me the title, The Insect Comedy, I said, "You won't believe this, but I played a butterfly in that play when I was eighteen!" Well, this latest version turned out to be some sort of musical or opera, and . . . put it this way . . . we wanted to leave after the first act (we spotted a mutual friend, Milos Forman, on his way out as well.) Wehn Madeleine gave her security guard the signal, he told her that she had a call from the secretary-general (which was their prearranged excuse for leaving). But actually the call turned out to be true! So she had to take it, but when we found her driver and got in the car, we couldn't move because it had a flat tire. So we had to get out and find a cab. The whole night was a comedy of errors (much funnier than the play), but eventually we made it back to her residence, where we raided the refrigerator.
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Just another hilarious Babs anecdote from the filming of The Mirror Has Two Faces (which I have not seen but sounds terrible):
Our shoot happened to coincide with the worst winter in New York history. In January, Manhattan was brought to a halt by a record-breaking blizzard. I loved it. The snow muffled the city. It was so peaceful and quiet . . . everything was frosted in white. I had that same blissful feeling I had as a child, watching the snow fall from my first-floor window on Pulaski Street. And for months after that, the snow just kept falling, which wreaked havoc on our schedule. It's funny, because long before we started shooting, I had been asked to lend my two Edward Hopper paintings to an exhibition at the Whitney Museum, and I turned them down, becuase I didn't want to be away from them for so long. Little did I know that I was going to spend so much time in New York, making this movie . . . I could have visited them at the Whitney!
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figwhine · 9 months
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recently found out Renata Bliss (the freestyle dance teacher) is my friends neighbour and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it
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sellitall · 5 months
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Hypnovember Day Eight: Catalepsy/Casino
Renata smiled, places like this were far too easy. Sure some might call it cheating to play cards when you could see the future. But she could also see how rigged this place was, so as far as Renata was concerned this was a moral neutral at worse.
She shifted on her stool and smiled at the dealer, a pretty blonde who was stuffed into an outfit far too tight to be comfortable. And winked, taking a brief dive into the future with her closed eye. "Hit me~" And the card comes down. And a few moments later.. it's 21. Blackjack. And more money for Renata and less for everyone else. "Care for another round Miss?" The dealer smiles back and she nods. "Of course, I'm on a winning streak." And she winks... And bust? Wait when did that round continue? Why did she.. "Oh so sorry Miss, still want another round?" The dealer smiled as a waitress set a drink down in front of Renata. "I- yes I would." And Renata winked again and... Bust. And a half dozen empty glasses being taken away from her.. her head was swimming. What was going on? Why were all her visions suddenly of.. she blinked. Bust. More drinks.. Blink. Bust. Blink. Bust. Blink Bust. "Oh I'm so sorry Miss, it seems you're not only all out of money but you've actually ended up in debt.." The dealer cooed sympathetically. "Don't worry, I take great care of my debtors though~" And.. blink. ..her Mistress smiled. As Renata faded into another vision of her overwhelming bliss to be.
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poll-king · 5 months
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Renata can dance!
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