Tamaki: You're cute when you're mad.
Haruhi: Then I'm about to get fucking adorable!
Kyoya: Thank you to my mother, who posted how much she loves her three children on Facebook... I'm the fourth.
Renge: Hey, don't insult my cooking, I used to be a professional caterer!
Hikaru: And you still would be, if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.
Hikaru: This scented candle smells like shit.
Honey: Those are my grandma's ashes.
Kyoya: They don't ID me for liquor or cigarettes anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.
Hikaru: Sluts never get turned down.
Kaoru: Let's test that theory: Hey, Kyoya! Ever been turned down?
Kyoya: Nope.
Kaoru: Guess you're right, Hikaru.
Hikaru: Let's go car shopping. Our parents promised me a bar if I got all B's, and I got all C's.
Haruhi: I think I'll just stay in my room tonight, dad. Goodnight.
Ranka: Okay, goodnight sweetie.
Tamaki from the closet: Goodnight Ranka!
Haruhi: I feel so uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?
Kasanoda: I'm on probation from the gardening club because every time someone asked what was eating their plants I kept telling them it was me.
Tamaki: Sorry I'm late, I got trapped inside my duvet cover.
Kuze: One time I sprayed hand sanitizer into another kid's eyes in second grade and now he wears glasses.
Yoshio: Despite my screw ups, I was able to raise four fully functional children.
Kyoya: You have four kids we don't know about?
Ranka: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Tamaki: You want me to go home?
Ranka: No, no, it's the opposite of that.
Tamaki: ... I want you to go home?
Haruhi: My neighbourhood is totally safe.
Hikaru: I'm pretty sure our car had wheels when we parked here earlier.
Haruhi: I have edge.
Mori: You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Haruhi: Not eating lunch today?
Kyoya: No, I got my lunch money taken.
Haruhi: There are bullies at this school?
Kyoya: Yes but Akito took mine, the dick.
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I don't know if anyone's already mentioned this, but I feel sorry for Haruhi. Like, I know she got into Ouran highschool on a scholarship and is already isolated from her peers by the fact that her social standing is so far below them, (as well as not being able to afford what they can, obviously) but the fact that Ouran has a middle school and most likely a primary school, so it's a K-12 school means that everyone realistically already knows each other.
So even if she wants to make friends outside of the hosts, it would be hard to break into the friend groups which have been together for literal years and through so much, adding to her isolation. Which makes sense why only new kids and the host club are her friends at the school, as she, Ritsu, and Renge (in the anime, at least) are close and know her secret, and are the only two other new kids shown in the anime.
Because of this, Haruhi probably felt exhausted even if she tried to make new friends, as everyone has most likely known each other since birth, and she has no connects other than the club.
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