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What’s Joe Watching - May 2020

So, I have a bunch of free time, everyone has a bunch of free time, and this is some of the stuff I've been watching so far in 2020. This is mostly TV shows, I’m leaving out a few movies I watched only partially. I'm including some things that I bounced off and quit watching, but I fully reserve the right to go back to them a little later.

Justified - Pilot I intended to just watch the opening Tommy Buck scene, but I fucked up and saw the whole episode since everyone is so darn compelling. And every interaction with Dewey Crowe and Raylan is a treasure. It's amusing to see the Florida Crowe Clan brought up in the show's first 10 minutes or so. This episode is completely fantastic, but it also kinda made me realize how the whole first season is a pilot. Despite him looming over a few scenes, Raylan's father never even shows up. I don't think I'm going to do a full watch through the entire series, but this was extremely fun.

6 Underground - A Michael Bay Film I loved the action, and usage of Dave Franco (cough). As usual, the movie thinks it's way more clever than it actually is. I mostly enjoyed it, definitely has action a cut above the average Transformers movie. The characters don't live up to the likes of Pain & Gain or The Rock, though. Ryan Reynolds felt like way too much of a Deadpool-Mary Sue fantasy of a badass in 2020.

Tremors 1 and Tremors 2 Definitely started the sequel without knowing that Bacon was nowhere to be seen. That was okay though. These movies are fun, and at least early on, they manage to make each one different enough to hide the fact that they're losing recognizable faces with each movie.

The Rookie - Season 2 I'm going to tiptoe around and not spoil it out of abundance of caution, but the reveal was pretty thoroughly lame, expected, yet also seemed hurried and out of left field? It was all done pretty well, and the episodes were usually good, but I'm slightly dreading Season 3. Every character other than Nolan ended up in a pretty okay or even promising place, though, so they could just write their way out of it.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle This sequel has some great moments, but mostly suffers from the normal "too much more" problem that affects nearly all sequels.

Super Troopers 2 Still mostly funny! Even when retreading jokes from the old one. Full disclosure, I fell asleep before the big climax/finale, but It went off fine and everyone lived happily ever after anyways.

911 Lone Star - Season 1 This show was ridiculous for all the right reasons, and seemed to have the right mix of the Glee creative forces to make something goofy and fun. Really hopeful to see it picked up for a bigger and better second season.

Lincoln Rhyme The Hunt For The Bone Collector Did I like this show just because of the long, funny title? Probably. But it was still pretty fun. Parts of it felt like a movie length story stretched into a short season of TV, but the cases of the week helped with that, I guess. Despite the twist ending, I think this is going to end up a one and done show.

Mission Impossible 1 & 2 The first is such a great De Palma classic. I used to think of the second as "bad, but at least it's John Woo", but watching it this time it just felt bad period. I'm probably going to watch the rest soon, since the rest are extremely enjoyable.

Superstore - Season 5 Holy shit, this show was really funny, and the union storyline has been surprisingly good. I'm a little upset that real life circumstances are kind of boxing the show into a corner, between the season not being able to finish filming as well as it being America Ferrera's last on the show. However, I'm pretty confident the show will keep on being entertaining in some way. The Office survived Michael Scott's departure, obviously. That's an idea, Robert California buying Cloud 9 in season 6. Is The Blacklist still going?

This next group of things I started watching for some period of time, but walked away. I don't want to say they all completely fucking suck, though! I definitely might go back to them, but they're at least on a big pause.

The Great - Season 1 This just dropped on Hulu. It's really promising! It has Elle Fanning as the titular (Catherine) The Great, and Nicholas Hoult as her husband Peter. It's got a really weird vibe to it. One reviewer said it was more sketch comedy than historical epic. Peter came off as David Brent, but actually slaughtering people. It just hit a little too dark and uncomfortable type humor. I usually love that, and love the Office! But this just felt pushed a little far over the line for me to stay with. More uncomfortable than funny. But it's a really amazingly well made and clever idea for a show.

Tacoma FD - Season 1 - TruTV Looked like Super Troopers plus Reno 911 at first glance. But it just didn't really click. Actually, sitting here, I'm struggling to remember much about it.

Battlefield Earth (Rifftrax) Not sure why I'm including this on here, I've seen this (and the riff trax with it) a bunch of times. The movie was just too painful this time. Maybe I'm getting weaker in my old age to stand John Travolta's voice in this movie.

Mortal Kombat: Scorpion's Revenge This is an animated Mortal Kombat movie that I vaguely knew was R+ rated for violence. It was uncomfortably like what a 13 year old would consider cool gory violence. Like just cutting dozens of ninjas lengthwise and huge cartoon intestines sputtering everywhere. It was well animated and the action was fairly cool, but it was just gross to look at. I lasted long enough to briefly appreciate Joel McHale as Johnny Cage, though.

Brews Brothers - Season 1 - Netflix I don't have anything overwhelmingly bad to say about this one. The humor just didn't super click for me, and I bailed out fast. It's made by the gentlemen behind The League. I liked the title/pun/idea about two different brothers running a brewery together. It just kinda suffered from a bad cold opening of the first episode real bad.

Happy Endings - Season 1 Okay stop yelling at me for not liking this show. I gave it a shot based on the cast and rave reviews and loads of folks with good TV opinions trying to get it saved. The way the series starts just struck me way more sad than funny? I guess that's the point, and I'm not letting them get to the titular happy ending. But eh.

Okay, that's a lot of words, next up will be a bunch of shows I'm currently watching/enjoying/excited to finish! Or it will probably be so long that they will convert into completed shows!!! Who knows?

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reno 911 is the only valid cop show because the entire show makes fun of cops

#PERIODT #reno 911 is a fantastic show #acab #all cops are bastards #all cops are bad #all cops are pigs

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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SUNDAY GUNDAY PATRIOTS!

This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and although I'm a day late I'm back today with a weeks worth of spice and dankness for all you deplorables! For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!

Sunday, January 13th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Democrats are saying that DACA is not worth it and don’t want to include in talks. Many Hispanics will be coming over to the Republican side, watch!

The building of the Wall on the Southern Border will bring down the crime rate throughout the entire Country!

I’m in the White House, waiting. The Democrats are everywhere but Washington as people await their pay. They are having fun and not even talking!

The damage done to our Country from a badly broken Border - Drugs, Crime and so much that is bad - is far greater than a Shutdown, which the Dems can easily fix as soon as they come back to Washington!

Thousands of illegal aliens who have committed sexual crimes against children are right now in Texas prisons. Most came through our Southern Border. We can end this easily - We need a Steel Barrier or Wall. Walls Work! John Jones, Texas Department of Public Safety. @FoxNews

Wish I could share with everyone the beauty and majesty of being in the White House and looking outside at the snow filled lawns and Rose Garden. Really is something - SPECIAL COUNTRY, SPECIAL PLACE!

Starting the long overdue pullout from Syria while hitting the little remaining ISIS territorial caliphate hard, and from many directions. Will attack again from existing nearby base if it reforms. Will devastate Turkey economically if they hit Kurds. Create 20 mile safe zone.... ... ....Likewise, do not want the Kurds to provoke Turkey. Russia, Iran and Syria have been the biggest beneficiaries of the long term U.S. policy of destroying ISIS in Syria - natural enemies. We also benefit but it is now time to bring our troops back home. Stop the ENDLESS WARS!

So sorry to hear the news about Jeff Bozo being taken down by a competitor whose reporting, I understand, is far more accurate than the reporting in his lobbyist newspaper, the Amazon Washington Post. Hopefully the paper will soon be placed in better & more responsible hands!

If Elizabeth Warren, often referred to by me as Pocahontas, did this commercial from Bighorn or Wounded Knee instead of her kitchen, with her husband dressed in full Indian garb, it would have been a smash!

Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!

The Trump portrait of an unsustainable Border Crisis is dead on. “In the last two years, ICE officers made 266,000 arrests of aliens with Criminal Records, including those charged or convicted of 100,000 assaults, 30,000 sex crimes & 4000 violent killings.” America’s Southern.... ... ....Border is eventually going to be militarized and defended or the United States, as we have known it, is going to cease to exist...And Americans will not go gentle into that good night. Patrick Buchanan. The great people of our Country demand proper Border Security NOW!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Bill Maher Billboard Transformed Into NPC Meme By Conservative Street Artists

Sarah Sanders brings the fire.

To this day, one of my favorite headlines

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Reno 911, 11 years ago.

"You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard..." oops. Wrong Kinks.

No border wall...No voter ID law...hmmmm I wonder why...

Monday, January 14th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure

President Trump Welcomes the 2018 College Football Playoff National Champion Clemson Tigers

President Trump Delivers Remarks at the American Farm Bureau Federation's 100th Annual Convention

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

“Gas prices drop across the United States because President Trump has deregulated Energy and we are now producing a great deal more oil than ever before.” @foxandfriends But this is bad news for Russia, why would President Trump do such a thing? Thought he worked for Kremlin?

(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) It didn't get the attention it deserved, but @realDonaldTrump recently signed a bill into law that will empower women all over the world. @IvankaTrump was instrumental in making the #WEEEAct a priority. Another huge success for the Trump admin!

(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are not negotiating in good faith with @realDonaldTrump. Instead, Congressional Democrats spent the weekend on the beach with lobbyists. It’s time for them to get back to Washington and work to secure our border and reopen the government.

(Retweeting Geraldo Rivera) Based on the record, the allegation/suggestion that the #FBI came close to investigating @realDonaldTrump as a Russian spy/asset-if true-says more about anti-Trump bias within the DOJ than it ever does about the president’s actions regarding Russia.

(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) Economic policies that @realDonaldTrump and @IvankaTrump have championed are producing some fantastic results for America’s young women. The labor participation divide between millennial men and women is the lowest it’s ever been!

(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) Smugglers are flooding our communities with drugs. *300 Americans die each week from heroin, 90% of it comes from south of the border. *ICE seized 2,370 lbs of fentanyl in 2017, enough to kill every American. Democrats need to work with @realDonaldTrump to secure our border.

I’ve been waiting all weekend. Democrats must get to work now. Border must be secured!

Nancy and Cryin’ Chuck can end the Shutdown in 15 minutes. At this point it has become their, and the Democrats, fault!

“Dems in Puerto Rico as Shutdown hits day 24.” @foxandfriends

The Fake News gets crazier and more dishonest every single day. Amazing to watch as certain people covering me, and the tremendous success of this administration, have truly gone MAD! Their Fake reporting creates anger and disunity. Take two weeks off and come back rested. Chill!

(Tweeting CSPAN video)

Getting ready to go on stage at the #AFBF100 in New Orleans - packed house! I will try and match the great game played yesterday by the New Orleans Saints and their incredible QB, Drew Brees. People here are very excited by the team. Going on stage now!

(Retweeting The White House) President Trump Delivers Remarks at the American Farm Bureau Federation's 100th Annual Convention

(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Silence of the Moms: Media Refuse to Discuss Angel Families http://bit.ly/2FwCh79 via @BreitbartNews

(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) ‘Angel mom’ demands Trump’s wall, ‘we’ve become collateral damage’

Spoke w/ President Erdogan of Turkey to advise where we stand on all matters including our last two weeks of success in fighting the remnants of ISIS, and 20 mile safe zone. Also spoke about economic development between the U.S. & Turkey - great potential to substantially expand!

For decades, politicians promised to secure the border, fix our trade deals, bring back our factories, get tough on China, move the Embassy to Jerusalem, make NATO pay their fair share, and so much else - only to do NOTHING (or worse).... ... ....I am doing exactly what I pledged to do, and what I was elected to do by the citizens of our great Country. Just as I promised, I am fighting for YOU!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

McDonald's catered a white house function. CNN is going to have a stroke.

MASSIVE REDPILL - "Toxic Masculinity is not the problem - LACK of Masculinity is"

OP ED: I’m A Senior Trump Official, And I Hope A Long Shutdown Smokes Out The Resistance

Boom: Support for Border Wall Soars Among Swing-Voters

"The Democrats’ refusal to compromise on border security and reopen the government didn’t stop President Trump from hosting national champion @ClemsonFB tonight. He personally paid for the event to be catered by some of America’s great fast food joints"

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Jesus Christ. Every day I’m convinced I couldn’t possibly love Trump more, then he does shit like this.

Isn't it obvious what this new ad is all about? Gillette clearly hired a new spokesmaam!

So, there I was putting on my rape shoes...

Apex America. Liberals losing their collective minds. Beautiful.

1000 hamburgers

Tuesday, January 15th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Presidential Proclamation on Religious Freedom Day, 2019

Presidential Memorandum for the Secretary of Commerce

Presidential Memorandum for the Secretary of State, Secretary of the Treasury, and Director of National Intelligence

President Trump Welcomes the Clemson Tigers to the White House

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The rank and file of the FBI are great people who are disgusted with what they are learning about Lyin’ James Comey and the so-called “leaders” of the FBI. Twelve have been fired or forced to leave. They got caught spying on my campaign and then called it an investigation. Bad!

Just announced that Veterans unemployment has reached an 18 year low, really good news for our Vets and their families. Will soon be an all time low! Do you think the media will report on this and all of the other great economic news?

Volkswagen will be spending 800 million dollars in Chattanooga, Tennessee. They will be making Electric Cars. Congratulations to Chattanooga and Tennessee on a job well done. A big win!

A big new Caravan is heading up to our Southern Border from Honduras. Tell Nancy and Chuck that a drone flying around will not stop them. Only a Wall will work. Only a Wall, or Steel Barrier, will keep our Country safe! Stop playing political games and end the Shutdown!

Polls are now showing that people are beginning to understand the Humanitarian Crisis and Crime at the Border. Numbers are going up fast, over 50%. Democrats will soon be known as the Party of Crime. Ridiculous that they don’t want Border Security!

(Retweeting PARISDENNARD) I trust a rancher on the Southern border more than a liberal politician from Northern California

(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Worth the read. I’m A Senior Trump Official, And I Hope A Long Shutdown Smokes Out The Resistance https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/14/smoke-out-resistance/ … via @dailycaller

(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Since January 1, neither CNN nor MSNBC has booked a single Angel Mom — mothers of children brutally murdered by illegal aliens — as guests on their networks, per @GOP analysis. I WONDER WHY? Silence of the Moms: Media Refuse to Discuss Angel Families

(Retweeting Mollie Hemingway) NYT Reveals FBI Retaliated Against Trump For Lawfully Firing Comey

(Retweeting Charlie Kirk) No one accused Obama of being a Russian agent after he asked for “more flexibility” until after the the election, or when Obama ignored Putin’s invasion into Crimea, or when Assad used chemical gas in Syria and Obama’s red line was crossed

(Retweeting Charlie Kirk) GREAT AGAIN: Prior to 2018, unemployment has only been below 4% 5 times since 1970 Under Donald Trump, in 2018, unemployment dipped below 4% 7 TIMES—in ONE year! What exactly are the Democrats resisting? 🤔

(Retweeting Paul Sperry) BREAKING: Inspector General Michael Horowitz still does NOT have all of Peter Strzok's and Lisa Page's texts, even though a third-party software vendor contracted to the FBI knows where all the missing data is saved

(Retweeting Paul Sperry) So...by the FBI's post-Trump standards for C.I. investigations, would this off-mike exchange between Obama & Putin's deputy (where Obama offers Putin "more flexibility" on NATO missile defense in Europe) be grounds for opening an espionage probe of Obama?

(Retweeting Tom Fitton) For the first time in a generation, we have a president who is beginning to tell the truth about the crisis on the border. @RealDonaldTrump @JudicialWatch

(Retweeting Tom Fitton) We must stand with the rule of law against the coup targeting @RealDonaldTrump. https://youtu.be/Ws679mklmIk

Why is Nancy Pelosi getting paid when people who are working are not?

Congratulations @ClemsonFB!

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

FITTON:BREAKING:Federal Court Orders Discovery on Clinton Email, Benghazi Scandal: Top Obama-Clinton Officials, Susan Rice and Ben Rhodes to Respond to Judicial Watch Questions Under Oath

Democrats boycott White House border security meeting

Sarah Sanders crushes NBC News hilariously.

Reuters fucks up BIGLY! Accidentally admits the reason Dems don’t want the citizenship question on the census is because they will lose power in the House of Reps and Billions in federal funding that should go to AMERICANS!

Clemson player with the btfo

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

TD Status (2019): Memesters gonna Meme

Men Are Amazing. F*ck you, Gillette.

I haven't seen Reddit drop their McNuggets this hard since The Meltdown!

That’s How Mafia Works

I found this on r/dankmemes and thought you guys would like it

Wednesday, January 16th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Presidential Memorandum for the Secretary of Defense

President Donald J. Trump Announces Nineteenth Wave of Judicial Nominees

Vice President Pence Delivers Remarks to the Global Chiefs of Mission Conference

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

There are now 77 major or significant Walls built around the world, with 45 countries planning or building Walls. Over 800 miles of Walls have been built in Europe since only 2015. They have all been recognized as close to 100% successful. Stop the crime at our Southern Border!

It is becoming more and more obvious that the Radical Democrats are a Party of open borders and crime. They want nothing to do with the major Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border. #2020!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Trump signs OPEN Government Data Act into law! Requires agencies to designate Chief Data Officer and make federal data freely and easily available. Most transparent administration in history!

Multiple Reports: Secret Service, DHS Reject Nancy Pelosi's 'Security' Excuse for Canceling State of the Union

SHUTDOWN: Why do we need so many TSA agents, Rashida?!?! Hmm?

OANN's daily Cost of Immigration Clock...

Rashida Tlaib blasts ‘right wing media’ after coverage of get-together with pro-Hezbollah activist. Declares she is a Muslim and a Palestinian. We now have a Democrat declaring she is an active foreign agent while holding elected office.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

You may not like it, but this is what peak couple’s fashion looks like...

And then Trump says to Nancy...

My Gillette Cancellation note

MRW when I see old dried up Pelosi asking President Trump to reschedule his SOTU.

Firefighters told to not get political in backlash at Sydney fire station .

Thursday, January 17th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Nine Nominations Sent to the Senate

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint and Designate Individuals to Key Administration Posts

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Left has become totally unhinged. They no longer care what is Right for our Countrty!

So funny to watch Schumer groveling. He called for the firing of bad cop James Comey many times - UNTIL I FIRED HIM!

(Retweeting Lori Hendry) They are eaten alive by hate for our President & his voters! They care more about illegal immigrants than they do for American citizens! Look no further than CA re-directing money away from US citizens to illegal immigrants. Thank you for putting America 1st Mr. President

Thank you to Amy Kremer, Women for Trump Co-Founder, for doing such a great interview with Martha MacCallum...and by the way, women have the lowest unemployment numbers in many decades - at the highest pay ever. Proud of that!

“In 2018 alone, 20,000 illegal aliens with criminal records were apprehended trying to cross the Border, and there was a 122% increase in fentanyl being smuggled between ports of entry. Last month alone, more than 20,000 minors were smuggled into the U.S.” @seanhannity

Gregg Jarrett: “Mueller’s prosecutors knew the “Dossier” was the product of bias and deception.” It was a Fake, just like so much news coverage in our Country. Nothing but a Witch Hunt, from beginning to end!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

President Trump’s letter to Speaker Pelosi concerning her upcoming travel

LOL! PHOTOS: Democrats Stuck on Bus After President Trump Cancels Foreign Trip

PICTURE: Pelosi’s luggage has been returned to the halls of Congress by cart

Pompeo to meet with North Korean envoy as possible second Kim-Trump summit looms, official says

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Nancy Pelosi arrives at the airport, ready for her trip to Brussels....

The story isn't that POTUS canceled her trip .. THE STORY IS WHY THE FUCK IS THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE LEAVING TO EUROPE WHEN SHE SHOULD BE IN THE U.S. NEGOTIATING TO RE-OPEN THE GOVERNMENT. Fuck these globalist communist shitbags.

Flashback to November 19, 2016 when the r/The_Donald had only 294K subscribers

When you realize Trump waited 24 hours to respond to Pelosi because he wanted to turn her around at the airport.

Things that make you go hhhmmmm

Friday, January 18th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Presidential Proclamation on the National Sanctity of Human Life Day, 2019

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to Key Administration Posts

Presidential Proclamation on National School Choice Week, 2019

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Border rancher: “We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.” Washington Examiner People coming across the Southern Border from many countries, some of which would be a big surprise.

Why would Nancy Pelosi leave the Country with other Democrats on a seven day excursion when 800,000 great people are not getting paid. Also, could somebody please explain to Nancy & her “big donors” in wine country that people working on farms (grapes) will have easy access in!

“It’s the Democrats keeping everything closed.” @JimInhofe So true!

Another big Caravan heading our way. Very hard to stop without a Wall!

Kevin Corke, @FoxNews “Don’t forget, Michael Cohen has already been convicted of perjury and fraud, and as recently as this week, the Wall Street Journal has suggested that he may have stolen tens of thousands of dollars....” Lying to reduce his jail time! Watch father-in-law!

Never seen the Republican Party so unified. No “Cave” on the issue of Border and National Security. A beautiful thing to see, especially when you hear the new rhetoric spewing from the mouths of the Democrats who talk Open Border, High Taxes and Crime. Stop Criminals & Drugs now!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

AMERICA FIRST!

Thank you to our law enforcement!

Remember it was Buzzfeed that released the totally discredited “Dossier,” paid for by Crooked Hillary Clinton and the Democrats (as opposition research), on which the entire Russian probe is based! A very sad day for journalism, but a great day for our Country!

Fake News is truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Mueller team disputes BuzzFeed report claiming Trump told Cohen to lie | Fox News

MAGIC WAND: DOW sores AGAIN after China offers to import $1 TRILLION in US goods!

Va. State Senator Amanda Chase begins open carrying revolver to send message to potentially violent protesters after a group of immigration activistsconfronted her colleague over his bill to ban sanctuary cities.

WANT TO SEND A REMINDER TO NANCY AND CHUCK THAT WE NEED A WALL? WELL, NOW YOU CAN - DONATIONS OF $20.20 WILL SEND SCHUMER AND NANCY A FAUX BRICK

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Hey, [The rest of Reddit]

T_D presents: great moments in aviation history

Oops... Redacted is eating itself again

Pepe The Green Dinosaur Sings His Favorite Song!

RIP Nancy & Chuck

Saturday, January 19th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure

President Trump Delivers Remarks on the Humanitarian Crisis on Our Southern Border

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Will be leaving for Dover to be with the families of 4 very special people who lost their lives in service to our Country!

.@newtgingrich just stated that there has been no president since Abraham Lincoln who has been treated worse or more unfairly by the media than your favorite President, me! At the same time there has been no president who has accomplished more in his first two years in office!

The Economy is one of the best in our history, with unemployment at a 50 year low, and the Stock Market ready to again break a record (set by us many times) - & all you heard yesterday, based on a phony story, was Impeachment. You want to see a Stock Market Crash, Impeach Trump!

Many people are saying that the Mainstream Media will have a very hard time restoring credibility because of the way they have treated me over the past 3 years (including the election lead-up), as highlighted by the disgraceful Buzzfeed story & the even more disgraceful coverage!

Mexico is doing NOTHING to stop the Caravan which is now fully formed and heading to the United States. We stopped the last two - many are still in Mexico but can’t get through our Wall, but it takes a lot of Border Agents if there is no Wall. Not easy!

I will be live from the White House at 4:00 P.M.

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

McConnell: The President Stepped Up with Bold Plan to Re-Open Government, Fund Border Security | Republican Leader

HAHAHAHAHAHA Pelosi made the mistake of tweeting this 1 min before the livestream started to preemptively declare what's wrong with Trump's plan, he delayed the livestream for 10 min (likely to modify the speech), then announced he would be doing all of these. SHE SHOWED HER HAND TOO EARLY 😂

President @realDonaldTrump demonstrated courageous leadership offering a fair deal to address the security and humanitarian crisis at our border. Let’s hope Democrats care more about doing what’s right than resistance.

LMFAO!!! Redacted goes full retard and screeches “Trump’s presidency is LEGALLY OVER,” and discusses OVERTHROWING THE US GOVERNMENT; then, 5 hours later, they had to admit they fell for Fake News. Demented losers! Sad!!

Trump Is Swearing In Citizens—who did it the right way—Like A Boss

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

The absolute state of Democrats.

When Fake News Tries To Dunk On Trump (no dox plz)

Last night's Buzzfeed story is what finally pushed me over the edge to become a Trump supporter

A great metaphor for anyone thinking about getting their news from BuzzFeed, or pretty much any MSM source for that matter

When you pass by Pelosi’s bus after it does its 3rd loop around

WEEEEEEEEEEW!

Whata week, whata year, WHATA PRESIDENT!

Without further ado, some tunes to get you jamming through all this winning:

Promises

Bed Peace

Lost In The World

Tequilawine

Gold

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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HAPPY SUNDAY GUNDAY PATRIOTS!This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and although I'm a day late I'm back today with a weeks worth of spice and dankness for all you deplorables! For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!Sunday, January 13th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Democrats are saying that DACA is not worth it and don’t want to include in talks. Many Hispanics will be coming over to the Republican side, watch!The building of the Wall on the Southern Border will bring down the crime rate throughout the entire Country!I’m in the White House, waiting. The Democrats are everywhere but Washington as people await their pay. They are having fun and not even talking!The damage done to our Country from a badly broken Border - Drugs, Crime and so much that is bad - is far greater than a Shutdown, which the Dems can easily fix as soon as they come back to Washington!Thousands of illegal aliens who have committed sexual crimes against children are right now in Texas prisons. Most came through our Southern Border. We can end this easily - We need a Steel Barrier or Wall. Walls Work! John Jones, Texas Department of Public Safety. @FoxNewsWish I could share with everyone the beauty and majesty of being in the White House and looking outside at the snow filled lawns and Rose Garden. Really is something - SPECIAL COUNTRY, SPECIAL PLACE!Starting the long overdue pullout from Syria while hitting the little remaining ISIS territorial caliphate hard, and from many directions. Will attack again from existing nearby base if it reforms. Will devastate Turkey economically if they hit Kurds. Create 20 mile safe zone.... ... ....Likewise, do not want the Kurds to provoke Turkey. Russia, Iran and Syria have been the biggest beneficiaries of the long term U.S. policy of destroying ISIS in Syria - natural enemies. We also benefit but it is now time to bring our troops back home. Stop the ENDLESS WARS!So sorry to hear the news about Jeff Bozo being taken down by a competitor whose reporting, I understand, is far more accurate than the reporting in his lobbyist newspaper, the Amazon Washington Post. Hopefully the paper will soon be placed in better & more responsible hands!If Elizabeth Warren, often referred to by me as Pocahontas, did this commercial from Bighorn or Wounded Knee instead of her kitchen, with her husband dressed in full Indian garb, it would have been a smash!Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!The Trump portrait of an unsustainable Border Crisis is dead on. “In the last two years, ICE officers made 266,000 arrests of aliens with Criminal Records, including those charged or convicted of 100,000 assaults, 30,000 sex crimes & 4000 violent killings.” America’s Southern.... ... ....Border is eventually going to be militarized and defended or the United States, as we have known it, is going to cease to exist...And Americans will not go gentle into that good night. Patrick Buchanan. The great people of our Country demand proper Border Security NOW!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Bill Maher Billboard Transformed Into NPC Meme By Conservative Street ArtistsSarah Sanders brings the fire.To this day, one of my favorite headlines🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Reno 911, 11 years ago."You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard..." oops. Wrong Kinks.No border wall...No voter ID law...hmmmm I wonder why...Monday, January 14th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon DeparturePresident Trump Welcomes the 2018 College Football Playoff National Champion Clemson TigersPresident Trump Delivers Remarks at the American Farm Bureau Federation's 100th Annual Convention🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:“Gas prices drop across the United States because President Trump has deregulated Energy and we are now producing a great deal more oil than ever before.” @foxandfriends But this is bad news for Russia, why would President Trump do such a thing? Thought he worked for Kremlin?(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) It didn't get the attention it deserved, but @realDonaldTrump recently signed a bill into law that will empower women all over the world. @IvankaTrump was instrumental in making the #WEEEAct a priority. Another huge success for the Trump admin!(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are not negotiating in good faith with @realDonaldTrump. Instead, Congressional Democrats spent the weekend on the beach with lobbyists. It’s time for them to get back to Washington and work to secure our border and reopen the government.(Retweeting Geraldo Rivera) Based on the record, the allegation/suggestion that the #FBI came close to investigating @realDonaldTrump as a Russian spy/asset-if true-says more about anti-Trump bias within the DOJ than it ever does about the president’s actions regarding Russia.(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) Economic policies that @realDonaldTrump and @IvankaTrump have championed are producing some fantastic results for America’s young women. The labor participation divide between millennial men and women is the lowest it’s ever been!(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) Smugglers are flooding our communities with drugs. *300 Americans die each week from heroin, 90% of it comes from south of the border. *ICE seized 2,370 lbs of fentanyl in 2017, enough to kill every American. Democrats need to work with @realDonaldTrump to secure our border.I’ve been waiting all weekend. Democrats must get to work now. Border must be secured!Nancy and Cryin’ Chuck can end the Shutdown in 15 minutes. At this point it has become their, and the Democrats, fault!“Dems in Puerto Rico as Shutdown hits day 24.” @foxandfriendsThe Fake News gets crazier and more dishonest every single day. Amazing to watch as certain people covering me, and the tremendous success of this administration, have truly gone MAD! Their Fake reporting creates anger and disunity. Take two weeks off and come back rested. Chill!(Tweeting CSPAN video)Getting ready to go on stage at the #AFBF100 in New Orleans - packed house! I will try and match the great game played yesterday by the New Orleans Saints and their incredible QB, Drew Brees. People here are very excited by the team. Going on stage now!(Retweeting The White House) President Trump Delivers Remarks at the American Farm Bureau Federation's 100th Annual Convention(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Silence of the Moms: Media Refuse to Discuss Angel Families http://bit.ly/2FwCh79 via @BreitbartNews(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) ‘Angel mom’ demands Trump’s wall, ‘we’ve become collateral damage’Spoke w/ President Erdogan of Turkey to advise where we stand on all matters including our last two weeks of success in fighting the remnants of ISIS, and 20 mile safe zone. Also spoke about economic development between the U.S. & Turkey - great potential to substantially expand!For decades, politicians promised to secure the border, fix our trade deals, bring back our factories, get tough on China, move the Embassy to Jerusalem, make NATO pay their fair share, and so much else - only to do NOTHING (or worse).... ... ....I am doing exactly what I pledged to do, and what I was elected to do by the citizens of our great Country. Just as I promised, I am fighting for YOU!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:McDonald's catered a white house function. CNN is going to have a stroke.MASSIVE REDPILL - "Toxic Masculinity is not the problem - LACK of Masculinity is"OP ED: I’m A Senior Trump Official, And I Hope A Long Shutdown Smokes Out The ResistanceBoom: Support for Border Wall Soars Among Swing-Voters"The Democrats’ refusal to compromise on border security and reopen the government didn’t stop President Trump from hosting national champion @ClemsonFB tonight. He personally paid for the event to be catered by some of America’s great fast food joints"🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Jesus Christ. Every day I’m convinced I couldn’t possibly love Trump more, then he does shit like this.Isn't it obvious what this new ad is all about? Gillette clearly hired a new spokesmaam!So, there I was putting on my rape shoes...Apex America. Liberals losing their collective minds. Beautiful.1000 hamburgersTuesday, January 15th:TODAY'S ACTION:Presidential Proclamation on Religious Freedom Day, 2019Presidential Memorandum for the Secretary of CommercePresidential Memorandum for the Secretary of State, Secretary of the Treasury, and Director of National IntelligencePresident Trump Welcomes the Clemson Tigers to the White House🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The rank and file of the FBI are great people who are disgusted with what they are learning about Lyin’ James Comey and the so-called “leaders” of the FBI. Twelve have been fired or forced to leave. They got caught spying on my campaign and then called it an investigation. Bad!Just announced that Veterans unemployment has reached an 18 year low, really good news for our Vets and their families. Will soon be an all time low! Do you think the media will report on this and all of the other great economic news?Volkswagen will be spending 800 million dollars in Chattanooga, Tennessee. They will be making Electric Cars. Congratulations to Chattanooga and Tennessee on a job well done. A big win!A big new Caravan is heading up to our Southern Border from Honduras. Tell Nancy and Chuck that a drone flying around will not stop them. Only a Wall will work. Only a Wall, or Steel Barrier, will keep our Country safe! Stop playing political games and end the Shutdown!Polls are now showing that people are beginning to understand the Humanitarian Crisis and Crime at the Border. Numbers are going up fast, over 50%. Democrats will soon be known as the Party of Crime. Ridiculous that they don’t want Border Security!(Retweeting PARISDENNARD) I trust a rancher on the Southern border more than a liberal politician from Northern California(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Worth the read. I’m A Senior Trump Official, And I Hope A Long Shutdown Smokes Out The Resistance http://bit.ly/2AJKWQe … via @dailycaller(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Since January 1, neither CNN nor MSNBC has booked a single Angel Mom — mothers of children brutally murdered by illegal aliens — as guests on their networks, per @GOP analysis. I WONDER WHY? Silence of the Moms: Media Refuse to Discuss Angel Families(Retweeting Mollie Hemingway) NYT Reveals FBI Retaliated Against Trump For Lawfully Firing Comey(Retweeting Charlie Kirk) No one accused Obama of being a Russian agent after he asked for “more flexibility” until after the the election, or when Obama ignored Putin’s invasion into Crimea, or when Assad used chemical gas in Syria and Obama’s red line was crossed(Retweeting Charlie Kirk) GREAT AGAIN: Prior to 2018, unemployment has only been below 4% 5 times since 1970 Under Donald Trump, in 2018, unemployment dipped below 4% 7 TIMES—in ONE year! What exactly are the Democrats resisting? 🤔(Retweeting Paul Sperry) BREAKING: Inspector General Michael Horowitz still does NOT have all of Peter Strzok's and Lisa Page's texts, even though a third-party software vendor contracted to the FBI knows where all the missing data is saved(Retweeting Paul Sperry) So...by the FBI's post-Trump standards for C.I. investigations, would this off-mike exchange between Obama & Putin's deputy (where Obama offers Putin "more flexibility" on NATO missile defense in Europe) be grounds for opening an espionage probe of Obama?(Retweeting Tom Fitton) For the first time in a generation, we have a president who is beginning to tell the truth about the crisis on the border. @RealDonaldTrump @JudicialWatch(Retweeting Tom Fitton) We must stand with the rule of law against the coup targeting @RealDonaldTrump. https://youtu.be/Ws679mklmIkWhy is Nancy Pelosi getting paid when people who are working are not?Congratulations @ClemsonFB!Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:FITTON:BREAKING:Federal Court Orders Discovery on Clinton Email, Benghazi Scandal: Top Obama-Clinton Officials, Susan Rice and Ben Rhodes to Respond to Judicial Watch Questions Under OathDemocrats boycott White House border security meetingSarah Sanders crushes NBC News hilariously.Reuters fucks up BIGLY! Accidentally admits the reason Dems don’t want the citizenship question on the census is because they will lose power in the House of Reps and Billions in federal funding that should go to AMERICANS!Clemson player with the btfo🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:TD Status (2019): Memesters gonna MemeMen Are Amazing. F*ck you, Gillette.I haven't seen Reddit drop their McNuggets this hard since The Meltdown!That’s How Mafia WorksI found this on r/dankmemes and thought you guys would like itWednesday, January 16th:TODAY'S ACTION:Presidential Memorandum for the Secretary of DefensePresidential Memorandum for the Secretary of DefensePresidential Memorandum for the Secretary of DefensePresidential Memorandum for the Secretary of DefensePresident Donald J. Trump Announces Nineteenth Wave of Judicial NomineesVice President Pence Delivers Remarks to the Global Chiefs of Mission Conference🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:There are now 77 major or significant Walls built around the world, with 45 countries planning or building Walls. Over 800 miles of Walls have been built in Europe since only 2015. They have all been recognized as close to 100% successful. Stop the crime at our Southern Border!It is becoming more and more obvious that the Radical Democrats are a Party of open borders and crime. They want nothing to do with the major Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border. #2020!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Trump signs OPEN Government Data Act into law! Requires agencies to designate Chief Data Officer and make federal data freely and easily available. Most transparent administration in history!Multiple Reports: Secret Service, DHS Reject Nancy Pelosi's 'Security' Excuse for Canceling State of the UnionSHUTDOWN: Why do we need so many TSA agents, Rashida?!?! Hmm?OANN's daily Cost of Immigration Clock...Rashida Tlaib blasts ‘right wing media’ after coverage of get-together with pro-Hezbollah activist. Declares she is a Muslim and a Palestinian. We now have a Democrat declaring she is an active foreign agent while holding elected office.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:You may not like it, but this is what peak couple’s fashion looks like...And then Trump says to Nancy...My Gillette Cancellation noteMRW when I see old dried up Pelosi asking President Trump to reschedule his SOTU.Firefighters told to not get political in backlash at Sydney fire station .Thursday, January 17th:TODAY'S ACTION:Nine Nominations Sent to the SenatePresident Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint and Designate Individuals to Key Administration Posts🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The Left has become totally unhinged. They no longer care what is Right for our Countrty!So funny to watch Schumer groveling. He called for the firing of bad cop James Comey many times - UNTIL I FIRED HIM!(Retweeting Lori Hendry) They are eaten alive by hate for our President & his voters! They care more about illegal immigrants than they do for American citizens! Look no further than CA re-directing money away from US citizens to illegal immigrants. Thank you for putting America 1st Mr. PresidentThank you to Amy Kremer, Women for Trump Co-Founder, for doing such a great interview with Martha MacCallum...and by the way, women have the lowest unemployment numbers in many decades - at the highest pay ever. Proud of that!“In 2018 alone, 20,000 illegal aliens with criminal records were apprehended trying to cross the Border, and there was a 122% increase in fentanyl being smuggled between ports of entry. Last month alone, more than 20,000 minors were smuggled into the U.S.” @seanhannityGregg Jarrett: “Mueller’s prosecutors knew the “Dossier” was the product of bias and deception.” It was a Fake, just like so much news coverage in our Country. Nothing but a Witch Hunt, from beginning to end!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:President Trump’s letter to Speaker Pelosi concerning her upcoming travelLOL! PHOTOS: Democrats Stuck on Bus After President Trump Cancels Foreign TripPICTURE: Pelosi’s luggage has been returned to the halls of Congress by cartPompeo to meet with North Korean envoy as possible second Kim-Trump summit looms, official says🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Nancy Pelosi arrives at the airport, ready for her trip to Brussels....The story isn't that POTUS canceled her trip .. THE STORY IS WHY THE FUCK IS THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE LEAVING TO EUROPE WHEN SHE SHOULD BE IN THE U.S. NEGOTIATING TO RE-OPEN THE GOVERNMENT. Fuck these globalist communist shitbags.Flashback to November 19, 2016 when the r/The_Donald had only 294K subscribersWhen you realize Trump waited 24 hours to respond to Pelosi because he wanted to turn her around at the airport.Things that make you go hhhmmmmFriday, January 18th:TODAY'S ACTION:Presidential Proclamation on the National Sanctity of Human Life Day, 2019President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to Key Administration PostsPresidential Proclamation on National School Choice Week, 2019🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Border rancher: “We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.” Washington Examiner People coming across the Southern Border from many countries, some of which would be a big surprise.Why would Nancy Pelosi leave the Country with other Democrats on a seven day excursion when 800,000 great people are not getting paid. Also, could somebody please explain to Nancy & her “big donors” in wine country that people working on farms (grapes) will have easy access in!“It’s the Democrats keeping everything closed.” @JimInhofe So true!Another big Caravan heading our way. Very hard to stop without a Wall!Kevin Corke, @FoxNews “Don’t forget, Michael Cohen has already been convicted of perjury and fraud, and as recently as this week, the Wall Street Journal has suggested that he may have stolen tens of thousands of dollars....” Lying to reduce his jail time! Watch father-in-law!Never seen the Republican Party so unified. No “Cave” on the issue of Border and National Security. A beautiful thing to see, especially when you hear the new rhetoric spewing from the mouths of the Democrats who talk Open Border, High Taxes and Crime. Stop Criminals & Drugs now!MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!AMERICA FIRST!Thank you to our law enforcement!Remember it was Buzzfeed that released the totally discredited “Dossier,” paid for by Crooked Hillary Clinton and the Democrats (as opposition research), on which the entire Russian probe is based! A very sad day for journalism, but a great day for our Country!Fake News is truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Mueller team disputes BuzzFeed report claiming Trump told Cohen to lie | Fox NewsMAGIC WAND: DOW sores AGAIN after China offers to import $1 TRILLION in US goods!Va. State Senator Amanda Chase begins open carrying revolver to send message to potentially violent protesters after a group of immigration activistsconfronted her colleague over his bill to ban sanctuary cities.WANT TO SEND A REMINDER TO NANCY AND CHUCK THAT WE NEED A WALL? WELL, NOW YOU CAN - DONATIONS OF $20.20 WILL SEND SCHUMER AND NANCY A FAUX BRICK🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Hey, [The rest of Reddit]T_D presents: great moments in aviation historyOops... Redacted is eating itself againPepe The Green Dinosaur Sings His Favorite Song!RIP Nancy & ChuckSaturday, January 19th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon DeparturePresident Trump Delivers Remarks on the Humanitarian Crisis on Our Southern Border🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Will be leaving for Dover to be with the families of 4 very special people who lost their lives in service to our Country!.@newtgingrich just stated that there has been no president since Abraham Lincoln who has been treated worse or more unfairly by the media than your favorite President, me! At the same time there has been no president who has accomplished more in his first two years in office!The Economy is one of the best in our history, with unemployment at a 50 year low, and the Stock Market ready to again break a record (set by us many times) - & all you heard yesterday, based on a phony story, was Impeachment. 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5 Of The Best TV Show Couples You And Your Partner Can Dress Up As This Halloween

It’s always a struggle to figure out what you want to be for Halloween, and typically, you decide on the perfect outfit last minute. Or if you’re anything like me, you actually think of the perfect costume on Nov. 1 when it’s useless. Picking a Halloween costume is a delicate art, especially if you’re dressing up with someone else. You want to look good but also show off how funny and cool you are as a couple. So I thought, what are some couples costume ideas from TV shows that might be good choices for Halloween this year? Nothing reveals your level of taste better than the TV shows you watch. So if you’re trying to impress people with your costume choice, dressing up as something from the boob tube might be the way to go.

Plus, I mean, I watch TV all day long. How hard can it be to figure out a Halloween costume from some of my favorite shows? Whether it’s Game of Thrones, Real Housewives, Lost, Broad City, Reno 911, or Beverly Hills 90210, there are couples costumes ideas hidden within any weird television shows you like to watch.

So here are the five best TV show couples you and your partner can dress up as this Halloween. Which one are you going to choose?

1. Jerry Seinfeld And Elaine Benes — Seinfeld

elaine benes and jerry seinfeld i promise it's fine http://pic.twitter.com/zEq6n5W8k6

— elizabeth (@lizmmayo) October 31, 2016

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Jerry and Elaine from Seinfeld are a great example of both the friend zone and a perfect, low maintenance, Halloween costume. You don’t need to buy a thing to pull this off, because all the items can be found easily in your own closet.

For Jerry, you’ll need jeans, a button-up shirt tucked into those jeans, a belt, and some white sneakers. For Elaine, you’ve got a few more options, but the big, curly, mega-volume brown hair is key. Pair your hair with jeans, a white buttoned shirt, and a blazer, white socks, shoes, and reading glasses, or even a full suit.

And don’t forget the embarrassing dance moves. You’ll be needing those all night.

2. Bob Ross And A Painting — The Joy Of Painting

Amazon

Bob Ross Artist Couples Costume Bundle Set, $70, Amazon

Genuinely, this is my dream costume, and you can even order it right now on Amazon. What are you still reading this article for? Go order it! Actually, finish reading this article, and then, go order it.

There is no greater television couple than Bob Ross and his paintings. There is no better television than watching Bob Ross paint. So if you’re looking for a creative costume idea — that I can pretty much promise you no one else will have unless you run into me at a party — then this is it.

I might buy this costume just for some bedroom role play. I AM OBSESSED WITH IT!

3. Al And Peggy Bundy — Married With Children

Al and Peggy Bundy! http://pic.twitter.com/HIlWb6JQPP

— PKMN Trainer Mickie (@PKMNTrainerMick) May 19, 2017

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Al: Married with Children Al Bundy NO MA’AM T-shirt, $10-$35, Amazon

Peggy: Women’s Peg Costume, $45, Amazon

If you didn’t watch Married with Children, you’re missing out. It was an amazing show, and Al and Peggy were a fantastic power couple. Peggy was a hot wife who wore leopard print, smoked cigarettes, complained a lot, and liked to take naps. She is essentially my spirit animal. Her husband Al was grumpy and spent a lot of time on the couch.

You can buy a classic Al Bundy T-shirt on Amazon and the full Peggy Bundy costume there as well. Don’t forget to purchase a red wig! And don’t worry; you won’t have to carry around the sofa with you, but it will give you an excuse to sit on a couch whenever you see one, crack open a beer, and watch TV without judgment. Just say you’re staying in character!

4. Marge And Homer Simpson — The Simpsons

Amazon

The Simpsons Homer and Marge Bundle Set, $100, Amazon

There is no better iconic couple than Marge and Homer Simpson. The Simpsons has been on for 28 seasons now. Can you believe it? I can’t.

You can snag this amazing couples costume on Amazon. Plus, if you’re Homer, you get to carry around a doughnut all night, so for me, that pretty much seals the deal. If you have kids or friends you’re bringing along with you, they can dress up as Bart or Lisa.

5. Sheldon And Amy — The Big Bang Theory

Who wants to do this with me for Halloween? #BigBangTheory http://pic.twitter.com/SZF9PEFDRQ

— Gabe Yanez (@yanezgabe13) August 16, 2017

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Sheldon: Sheldon Bazinga Costume, $29, Amazon

Amy: DIY Amy Farrah Fowler Halloween Costume, Polyvore

You can buy the Sheldon Halloween costume on Amazon, and Polyvore has great suggestions as to how to assemble your Amy outfit from items in your own closet or from other cheap options online. This one is very topical and relevant, especially with Young Sheldon coming out soon — a great option for couples with kids as well. Bazinga!

Do you have any more couples costume ideas? Let me know in the comments!

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5 Of The Best TV Show Couples You And Your Partner Can Dress Up As This Halloween

So here are the five best TV show couples you and your partner can dress up as this Halloween. Which one are you going to choose?

1. Jerry Seinfeld And Elaine Benes — Seinfeld

elaine benes and jerry seinfeld i promise it's fine http://pic.twitter.com/zEq6n5W8k6

— elizabeth (@lizmmayo) October 31, 2016

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And don’t forget the embarrassing dance moves. You’ll be needing those all night.

2. Bob Ross And A Painting — The Joy Of Painting

Amazon

Bob Ross Artist Couples Costume Bundle Set, $70, Amazon

I might buy this costume just for some bedroom role play. I AM OBSESSED WITH IT!

3. Al And Peggy Bundy — Married With Children

Al and Peggy Bundy! http://pic.twitter.com/HIlWb6JQPP

— PKMN Trainer Mickie (@PKMNTrainerMick) May 19, 2017

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Al: Married with Children Al Bundy NO MA’AM T-shirt, $10-$35, Amazon

Peggy: Women’s Peg Costume, $45, Amazon

4. Marge And Homer Simpson — The Simpsons

Amazon

The Simpsons Homer and Marge Bundle Set, $100, Amazon

There is no better iconic couple than Marge and Homer Simpson. The Simpsons has been on for 28 seasons now. Can you believe it? I can’t.

5. Sheldon And Amy — The Big Bang Theory

Who wants to do this with me for Halloween? #BigBangTheory http://pic.twitter.com/SZF9PEFDRQ

— Gabe Yanez (@yanezgabe13) August 16, 2017

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Sheldon: Sheldon Bazinga Costume, $29, Amazon

Amy: DIY Amy Farrah Fowler Halloween Costume, Polyvore

Do you have any more couples costume ideas? Let me know in the comments!

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5 Of The Best TV Show Couples You And Your Partner Can Dress Up As This Halloween

So here are the five best TV show couples you and your partner can dress up as this Halloween. Which one are you going to choose?

1. Jerry Seinfeld And Elaine Benes — Seinfeld

elaine benes and jerry seinfeld i promise it's fine http://pic.twitter.com/zEq6n5W8k6

— elizabeth (@lizmmayo) October 31, 2016

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And don’t forget the embarrassing dance moves. You’ll be needing those all night.

2. Bob Ross And A Painting — The Joy Of Painting

Amazon

Bob Ross Artist Couples Costume Bundle Set, $70, Amazon

I might buy this costume just for some bedroom role play. I AM OBSESSED WITH IT!

3. Al And Peggy Bundy — Married With Children

Al and Peggy Bundy! http://pic.twitter.com/HIlWb6JQPP

— PKMN Trainer Mickie (@PKMNTrainerMick) May 19, 2017

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Al: Married with Children Al Bundy NO MA’AM tshirt, $10-$35, Amazon

Peggy: Women’s Peg Costume, $45, Amazon

You can buy a classic Al Bundy t-shirt on Amazon and the full Peggy Bundy costume there as well. Don’t forget to purchase a red wig! And don’t worry; you won’t have to carry around the sofa with you, but it will give you an excuse to sit on a couch whenever you see one, crack open a beer, and watch TV without judgement. Just say you’re staying in character!

4. Marge And Homer Simpson — The Simpsons

Amazon

The Simpsons Homer and Marge Bundle Set, $100, Amazon

There is no better iconic couple than Marge and Homer Simpson. The Simpsons has been on for 28 seasons now. Can you believe it? I can’t.

You can snag this amazing couples costume on Amazon. Plus, if you’re Homer, you get to carry around a donut all night, so for me, that pretty much seals the deal. If you have kids or friends you’re bringing along with you, they can dress up as Bart or Lisa.

5. Sheldon And Amy — The Big Bang Theory

Who wants to do this with me for Halloween? #BigBangTheory http://pic.twitter.com/SZF9PEFDRQ

— Gabe Yanez (@yanezgabe13) August 16, 2017

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Sheldon: Sheldon Bazinga Costume, $29, Amazon

Amy: DIY Amy Farrah Fowler Halloween Costume, Polyvore

You can buy the Sheldon Halloween costume on Amazon, and Polyvore has great suggestions as to how to assemble your own Amy outfit from items in your own closet or from other cheap options online. This one is very topical and relevant, especially with Young Sheldon coming out soon — a great option for couples with kids as well. Bazinga!

Do you have any more couples costume ideas? Let me know in the comments!

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5 Of The Best TV Show Couples You And Your Partner Can Dress Up As This Halloween

So here are the five best TV show couples you and your partner can dress up as this Halloween. Which one are you going to choose?

1. Jerry Seinfeld And Elaine Benes — Seinfeld

elaine benes and jerry seinfeld i promise it's fine http://pic.twitter.com/zEq6n5W8k6

— elizabeth (@lizmmayo) October 31, 2016

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And don’t forget the embarrassing dance moves. You’ll be needing those all night.

2. Bob Ross And A Painting — The Joy Of Painting

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Bob Ross Artist Couples Costume Bundle Set, $70, Amazon

I might buy this costume just for some bedroom role play. I AM OBSESSED WITH IT!

3. Al And Peggy Bundy — Married With Children

Al and Peggy Bundy! http://pic.twitter.com/HIlWb6JQPP

— PKMN Trainer Mickie (@PKMNTrainerMick) May 19, 2017

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Al: Married with Children Al Bundy NO MA’AM tshirt, $10-$35, Amazon

Peggy: Women’s Peg Costume, $45, Amazon

4. Marge And Homer Simpson — The Simpsons

Amazon

The Simpsons Homer and Marge Bundle Set, $100, Amazon

There is no better iconic couple than Marge and Homer Simpson. The Simpsons has been on for 28 seasons now. Can you believe it? I can’t.

5. Sheldon And Amy — The Big Bang Theory

Who wants to do this with me for Halloween? #BigBangTheory http://pic.twitter.com/SZF9PEFDRQ

— Gabe Yanez (@yanezgabe13) August 16, 2017

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Sheldon: Sheldon Bazinga Costume, $29, Amazon

Amy: DIY Amy Farrah Fowler Halloween Costume, Polyvore

Do you have any more couples costume ideas? Let me know in the comments!

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