Faunus JNPR AU by @harmonylight
i love this au so much you have no idea
ren: green tree python
jaune: golden retriever
pyrrha: barn owl
REN: Why do you two look so sad?
JAUNE: Sit down with us and we’ll tell you.
[Ren sits down]
NORA: The paint on this bench is still wet.
Okay but imagine Poly JNR and Nora likes to show off her strength by carrying both her boyfriends on her shoulders while Ren and Jaune kiss.
when your bf and gf are about to get up to some Shenanigans
I FUCKING LOVE RENORA’S ARC. POLYAM JNR AND POLYAM JNPR HHHHH GOOD SHIT
here you go!!! sorry it took so long djdbdjfid
Back in volume 4, Ren said Jaune cleaned up well in his new outfit. Now in volume 7 Nora said she liked Ren’s new outfit, and then Jaune came and said he liked Nora’s so. The circle is complete.
polyam JNR headers for anon~
blake is living out jaune’s wildest dreams dating ruby and pyrrha, but its ok bc ren and nora wanna date him
it has been a very long time since i’ve posted anything, and i literally just finished this. I didn’t exactly spend long on it, so there are probably tons of errors in it that i’ll look at later and cry about, but for now, i don’t really care. Sorry for not posting in ages lads. Have some Nora content.
EDIT: like i said, i’ll look at it later, and it’ll have tons of errors that I will cry about. And that I did, however I was also productive, and edited it. The first one is the edited one. tbh i do think there are aspects of both that look good, and the first one isn’t terrible, but hey ho, we’re here now.
I was sure RWBY Volume 6 would continue with the regularly scheduled Renora, with that opening and everything, but then it veered suddenly off course and proceed full speed with no breaks down the poly jnr road and honestly I’m livng
“Not friends. Family.”
Yeah I’m bored
ren: i can sense nora is coming
jaune: wait. she’s on her way?
Ren: I need relationship advice
Jaune, eating an onion like an apple: Go on
Ren: Sometimes I think about kissing Nora and how soft her hair is and how pretty her eyes are what does it all mean?
Jaune, crunching on his onion: idk bro I haven’t felt emotions in a long time
Vine: We are gathered here today, everyone, to-
Jaune: *entering* Hey- ow -hi sorry I’m late- ow!
Velvet: Jaune, are you okay!?
Jaune: Yeah, I’m fine, just wish Ruby could control her super speed… luckily I survived with my Aura…
Ren: Shit I was worried for a while…
Velvet: Yeah, Yatsu nearly snapped me in half! That’s why we have this group!
Ren: So… where’s Weiss…? You said she’d be coming with you…
Jaune: Oh, she… she couldn’t make it… her pelvis was just… too fragile for Neptune’s ass… *sobbing hysterically*
Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEIIIIIISSSSSS YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO GOOOOOOOOO *sobbing hysterically*
Emerald: *entering* Owwww, dammit Mercury… Ahem, actually… sources tell me she’s still alive!
Jaune: Wait, WHAT!
Emerald: However she is unable to make it to this meeting. She’s helplessly addicted to Snu Snu from Neptune! OR “Nep Snu” as it’s more commonly known as…
Jaune: *gasp* Oh… oh NO!!!
Ren: That TRAITOR! That FIEND!
Velvet: SHE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!! NOOOOOOO
Weiss: Haha Neptune go brrrrrr